Thread 213727701

Your response?

pursue a future in politics

i have a small one lol

>>213727701 (OP)
I never knew we had so much in common.

>le heckin sigh
>unzips dick

>>213727701 (OP)
I want to raise my daughter to be the kind of woman who would read this script and say No I'm not doing that.

unzip penis

>>213727701 (OP)
I have a big one and I’m tall but would unironically trade both to not be autistic. It genuinely does not matter how good looking you are if you are so autistic you cannot do anything other than scare and weird people out

>>213727701 (OP)
Rape her with my 5 inch pecker

4 inches is enough to hit her g spot

>>213727701 (OP)
Mine isn't short but it's thin. No girl has even seen it but I'm still fucking embarrassed.

>>213727701 (OP)
You should work in sales

>>213727701 (OP)
I hope you like getting the shit beat out of you too because that’s what I do to whores. Fucking bitch.

Just found out my ex is dating a black guy...

>>213727928
For me, its the opposite.

>>213727701 (OP)
"Thanks lady, that helps."

No bitch, you have HPD.

>>213727701 (OP)
is 5.5 inches with decent girth alright?
My hands are fucking giant so I always feel insecure

So she likes men? Cool. Or is she gonna find a dildo replacement

>>213727867
Can't you just not talk much and pretend you're stoic? The less you talk, the less chance you give people to discover how weird you are.

>>213727701 (OP)
that's fine, ma'am. this is a wendy's drive thru though.

>>213728016
That's even worse. The girth makes it look shorter than it is.

Am I the only who is only a virgin cause of my dick size, I pretty much dismiss and reject any woman cause I know at the end of the day im embarrassed of my dick size and I would never like to be in a situation when im exposing myself to others

>>213727701 (OP)
My gf says my size is perfect, is she lying bros? I feel like that's something you say when you want to say something nice

>>213728166
Oooof, your dick needs to be the size of a Pringles can or it may as well not exist.

>>213728281
>missing out on pity sex

>>213728281
So you're turning down or straight up avoiding women because you think they'll reject or make fun of you when initiating the act in the bedroom? cmon dude, they don't care unless it's practically non existent

>>213727701 (OP)
Its literally what you were designed for, hole.

>>213728375
>suddenly 90% of men don't exist

>>213727798
Too bad your daughter and yourself were both too stupid to understand context.

>>213727798
I want to raise my daughter to fuck only one man. ME.

>>213728284
They all lie non-stop but if shes still there its not bad enough for her to care.

>>213728400
and that's how society works

>>213728016
>>213728264
Surveys show women prefer girth to length. More women than not say they don't care, and I kind of believe that, but still.

>>213727701 (OP)
No way, really? Do you like money too?

>>213728975
Women prefer GARTH?

>>213727701 (OP)
>gif
>its 1 frame
whats wrong with you?

>>213727701 (OP)
>do you like humiliating small ones?

>>213727701 (OP)
well you're going to hate me

>>213728264
Yeah, it looks like a chode.

>>213727701 (OP)
literally ":|"

I hate women.

>>213730196
Kill yourself emoticon faggot

>>213727701 (OP)
she's literally me
men without big dicks are just useless

>>213727701 (OP)
>cool, I really like big tits

>>213730736
Even a man with no dick can stick his fist into a pussy. What can a woman with no tits do for a man?

>>213730248
back to your reddit tranny discord where you all larp as women

>>213730736
>>213730736
except she's an actual biological female

Being a man is pure suffering. It's insane that we're biologically hardwired for our brains to punish us for being lonely and there's no off switch for if you're a no hoper. Like if you're born with a small dick or short or ugly it's just over but your brain will punish you for it for eternity by making you feel like shit. What a sick joke.

>>213730862
How about you just stop being a bitch and get a GF? No woman has to know your dick size before sex, so you can easily lure them into the point of no return and still fuck them. Shortness can be coped with by using shoe lifts, or leg surgery in extreme cases. Ugliness can be mitigated with a suit and a haircut, plus working out.

Never give up.

>>213730921
Yeah but there's no certainty so it's pointless. You don't want to be one of "those guys". You know, the bald guy who shows up at the gym all the time, has good discipline, makes mid gains, but still doesn't have a gf. And then every year he's saying next year but still never getting anywhere but nobody has the heart to tell him it's never going to happen so he still wastes his life and energy doing it. Hopium is cruel and a fate worse than death for someone with no hope..

>>213728284
women will absolutely lie about that. you need to judge for yourself if she actually enjoys sex with you or not.

>>213728400
i mean, yes. get used to it because the social structures designed to force them to settle for less than what they want are rapidly disappearing

>>213731058
But you can still tell the bald guy to get a hair transplant in that case. Even he isn't beyond saving.

NEVER GIVE UP.

There was a study done a few years ago where they got women to mould their perfect dick using clay, they weren't allowed to use rulers it just had to be based on feel and eyeballing it. The result of the study were my exact dimensions, according to this group of girls I have the perfect dick, but yet I would still go bigger if I had the option because of how much porn and the media in general has brainwashed me about dick size

>>213731377
Same. Weren’t the dimensions like 25” with 15” girth?

>>213731058
>And then every year he's saying next year
Kek.
>it's not over
>it's not over
>it's not over
I respect his dedication and optimism

>>213731377
>let's ask women what they think!
>let's ask women what they think but in some retarded indirect way involving clay sculptures!
do these retards never learn? if you ask women they'll say what they think you want to hear, and if you have them sculpt it they'll sculpt whatever they think you want them to sculpt. until there's a study that completely ignores what they say and just directly monitors their brains while they're getting fucked we will know less than nothing about the dick size situation. women literally DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY THINK. it sounds insane to a guy but a lot of them DON'T KNOW IF THEY'VE HAD AN ORGASM

>>213731058
>wanting certainty
Weak

>>213728284
She’s absolutely lying. It’s when she’s complaining that your dick is hurting her is when you know you’ve got enough dick for her. Even if it’s unpleasant she knows this gives her social capital with her friends

>>213727701 (OP)
That's 100 percent of women.

>>213727701 (OP)
but when i say i really like small vaginas i get put on the sex offender registry

>>213733236
It's not. I'm rather large (7"x5.5") but not crazy big and even i run into issues now and again. Let's just say women have eyes bigger than their pussy when it comes to dicks.

>>213727701 (OP)
I wouldn’t say a damn thing, I would listen

>>213728284
They all say that, but her intention is to make you feel good which is what really matters.

>>213727989
Are you racist or something?

>>213727701 (OP)
Dicks? Damn I only got the one big dick

>>213730773
Stick her fist in his asshole and suck his dick at the same time

>>213731377
what were the measurements?

>>213727701 (OP)
who doesn't?

>>213728284
Depends on how she says it, was dating this girl and was bigger than he ex and I know she was being honest because it wasn't in a sexy way it was in a genuine surprise

>>213734641
maybe you can trick her with a mirror

>>213731058
>You know, the bald guy who shows up at the gym all the time, has good discipline, makes mid gains, but still doesn't have a gf
That’s not a thing, anon. Life isn’t a shitty sitcom with recurring characters in lame environments. I go to the gym all the time and no one is singling out someone because they’re bald and making gains. You’ve got a defeatist mindset and that’s your real issue.

>>213727701 (OP)
>Your response?
"I guess that makes two of us"

Women are gay, you are all gay
You're almost 40 and you're still in a chat room talking to other men who don't fuck
Talking to them about sex stuff and that is gay as hell, and you'll never grow out of it

>>213727701 (OP)
weho is this semen demon

>>213727701 (OP)
>You like big dicks?
>>Yes
>Sorry for wasting your time

>>213727701 (OP)
Not as much as the Tim Riggins cop.

>>213727701 (OP)
>No you don't

>>213734859
Come give papa a big kiss.

>>213727701 (OP)
it's just a shit test and if you react in any negative way you failed.

>>213727701 (OP)
You see, when you burn local you water at the roots. You seed where it needs sowing. You plant for tomorrow's shade. Burning local isn't about flexing - it's about feeling. You light that fire in you, and spread to your community. You burn local at the McDs, at the grocer, at the modest gay club. To burn local you have to get it on. And when it's On it's hard to turn Off