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Anonymous No.213728738 >>213728891 >>213728904 >>213728919 >>213729403 >>213730347
>NOOO SUPERMAN I DON’T WANNA DIE ITS NOT FAIR IM ONLY 2 YEARS OLD AND AM MENTALLY DISABLED IM LIKE A DOWN SYNDROME KID AND I JUST WANNA LIVE I AM BEING FORCED TO BE A PUPPET PLEASE DONT KILL ME
Anonymous No.213728847 >>213728904 >>213728919 >>213729403
>PLEASE GOD HELP ME I DONT WANNA DIE I WAS JUST FIGHTING YOU BECAUSE IM BEING TOLD TO PLEASE DONT LET THIS BLACK HOLE KILL ME DONT GO NOOO DONT GO AND GO ON TO HAVE SEX WITH A BRUNETTE WHILE IM BEING SPAGHETTIFIED IT HURTS IT HURTS
Anonymous No.213728891 >>213728908
>>213728738 (OP)
Why are these screenshots from a shitty camrip? There are proper webrips out now.
Anonymous No.213728904
>>213728738 (OP)
>>213728847
>still using screenshots from a camrip
Come on snydermonkey it's literally on every free movie and torrent site
Anonymous No.213728908 >>213728917
>>213728891
that's what the movie looks like at full HD
Anonymous No.213728917 >>213728960 >>213728979 >>213729208 >>213729251 >>213729476
>>213728908
What's the point of lying like this?
Anonymous No.213728919 >>213729113
>>213728738 (OP)
>>213728847
He’s going to become Bizarro
Anonymous No.213728960 >>213729416
>>213728917
Hilarious how every single thing about these movies now is its a literal bollywood movie and western npcs try brainwash themselves into thinking its hella epic. Even just visually it looks fucking ridiculous. Then you've got the cuts and camera angles clmao
Anonymous No.213728979 >>213729070
>>213728917
Literally proved his point.
Anonymous No.213729070 >>213730343
>>213728979
They look absolutely nothing alike you malding snydermonkey
Anonymous No.213729113 >>213729133
>>213728919
>his final commands were 1a
>1a flipped is b0
>B zero
>Bizarro

Poemtry. Gunn is an modern day Walt Witman
Anonymous No.213729133
>>213729113
It's sad how people question his genius
Anonymous No.213729208 >>213729362
>>213728917
I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE that every single superhero fan I know that went to see this movie thinks it's the best movie of the year and one of the best superhero movies ever made (not a high bar there though desu). It looks like fucking crap, it all style no substance but the style is just lens flares and blown out colors
Anonymous No.213729251 >>213729440 >>213730343
>>213728917
this is like that Manhattan scene in Watchmen
Superman could have stopped it at any point, he just didn't give a fuck
Anonymous No.213729362
>>213729208
Deadpool and Wolverine was bollywood slop where 50% of the runtime was slomo character intros and it was considered "good".
Such is the barbarism of our times.
Anonymous No.213729403 >>213729435 >>213729445 >>213730113 >>213730366
>>213728738 (OP)
>>213728847

Does he even have a soul? Isn’t he basically just a brainless meat puppet who needs Lex Luthor to literally tell him which limbs to move?
Anonymous No.213729416
>>213728960
Indians are working at both playing fields
Anonymous No.213729435
>>213729403
did the squirrel and kaiju have souls?
Anonymous No.213729440
>>213729251
Only difference is, no one is bringing it up in the new superman movie.
>you don't act like heroes!
>you don't act at all!
Anonymous No.213729445
>>213729403
He seemed to be doing fine in the fortress of solitude and when Superman broke the speaker
Anonymous No.213729476 >>213729520
>>213728917
this entire scene was so fucking stupid. this giant monster attacks and literally nobody runs away, people are just chilling at their jobs and carelessly walks around. don't get me started at the evacuation because of the pocket universe opening up. NOT A SINGLE CIVILIAN is in the fucking city by the time superman starts fighting the bad guys, literally the only civilian casualty of the movie is the random pajeet that lex kills
Anonymous No.213729520 >>213729612
>>213729476
>literally the only civilian casualty of the movie is the random pajeet that lex kills
The thing that gets me is throughout the movie it's clear Superman doesn’t give a shit about the Kents. He doesn't call them, ignores their calls, does everything for his Kryptonian parents until he finds out they want him to rule the planet not save it, doesn’t even have videos of them in the fortress of solitude. But suddenly when this guy's life is on the line Superman doesn't say shit and lets him die.
Anonymous No.213729612 >>213729726
>>213729520
The Kents are barely in the movie because Superman's backstory wasn't even shown, they only appear in like a 10 minute scene 80% into the movie
Anonymous No.213729726 >>213729751
>>213729612
>Superman's backstory wasn't even shown
Everyone knows his backstory. It would be a waste of time to include it.
Anonymous No.213729751 >>213729853
>>213729726
If everyone knows it then how is Superman not a known entity outside of America? I mean that was the entire reason it flopped overseas
Anonymous No.213729853
>>213729751
>how is Superman not a known entity outside of America?
Anonymous No.213730113
>>213729403
Soul isn't real christcuck.
Anonymous No.213730217
They should have made the clone physically deformed and called him Bizarro. It would have been basically the same thing but at least it would have been something from the comics.
Anonymous No.213730343
>>213729251
The point is Clark is the better man. Or it should have been, if not for >>213729070 and other unhinged scenes and messages in this capeshit that completely contradict it.
Anonymous No.213730347
>>213728738 (OP)
Just give me bizarro world already
Anonymous No.213730366
>>213729403
I don't think a soulless flesh puppet would scream out in anguish with a look of fear in his eyes as he gets sucked into a black hole