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Anonymous No.213729056 >>213729093 >>213729124 >>213729161 >>213729196 >>213729464 >>213729689 >>213729721 >>213729908 >>213729931 >>213730246 >>213730311 >>213730380 >>213730549
How would you defeat one?
Anonymous No.213729084 >>213729105 >>213729742 >>213730246
a single bullet kills them pretty easy
Anonymous No.213729093 >>213729530
>>213729056 (OP)
Call the nearest woman with short hair.
Anonymous No.213729105
>>213729084
>Just fire a gun in a space ship bro
Anonymous No.213729124
>>213729056 (OP)

Simply with a net, as seen in the tv series.
It was easier than we thought!
Anonymous No.213729130
Give him my share of the bonus and hope he leaves me alone
Anonymous No.213729161
>>213729056 (OP)
>paint a tunnel on a wall
>run away through the tunnel
>he chases me and runs headfirst into it
>cartoon birds fly around his head and his teeth all fall out

that's all, folks
Anonymous No.213729196
>>213729056 (OP)
Id call ICE and let them handle it
Anonymous No.213729464 >>213730147
>>213729056 (OP)
Just call Jonesy
Anonymous No.213729530
>>213729093
So she can call you a xenophobe racist sexist transphobic Nazi for not wanting them here after they kill most of the population?
Anonymous No.213729689
>>213729056 (OP)
> How would you defeat one?
Anonymous No.213729690
drop a piano on its head
Anonymous No.213729721
>>213729056 (OP)
Anonymous No.213729742
>>213729084
maybe a 10mm caseless armor-piercing high-explosive round

remember the pistol shots?
Anonymous No.213729908 >>213730223
>>213729056 (OP)
hide in a locker, it would get bored looking for me and leave
Anonymous No.213729931
>>213729056 (OP)
strip down to my panties and give it a faceful of bush
Anonymous No.213730147 >>213730275 >>213730306
>>213729464
Jonesy's fucked m8
Anonymous No.213730223
>>213729908
I spent far too much time in lockers while playing Isolation.
Anonymous No.213730246
>>213729084
Single bullet. Nigger clearly has not watched the first film or played Alien Isolation

>>213729056 (OP)
Lots of guns. The only other option is fire - fire scares them for some reason
Anonymous No.213730275
>>213730147
Not a xenomorph
God, I hate how this new series brings in OC aliens as the highlight and not the xenomorph
Anonymous No.213730306
>>213730147
Damn that cute thing is a cat eyeball squid monster? I'm still yet to watch the new series.
Anonymous No.213730311
>>213729056 (OP)
throw a fistful of sand in its eyes
kick it in the balls
punch it in the belly
Anonymous No.213730368 >>213730399
I would hire a really bad writer, and make sure to include a diverse cast of characters with extremely thick plot armor
Anonymous No.213730380 >>213730399
>>213729056 (OP)
>Nothing personal kiddo
Anonymous No.213730399
>>213730368
>>213730380
Based hivemind
Anonymous No.213730549 >>213730683 >>213731034
>>213729056 (OP)
>With current day tech, or with the tv shows tech?
Tv shows tech is simple, synths with plasma rifles.

Current real tech would be a bit harder. If fighting outdoors than apc-s with light cannons on their top. If indoors than using those tracked drones, with a machine gun on their back, and put some larger gun on them, .50 cal machine gun, or an even larger caliber anti materiel rifle, or a larger gauge shotgun firing slug shells.

Either way, simply applying massive amount of mechanical force against them, as things are not indestructable, and acid is a non issue if fighting on surface.
Anonymous No.213730590
Anonymous No.213730683 >>213731034
>>213730549
If outdoors, with current day tech, don't even need to risk any ground troops, just use attack helicopters, those have large caliber machine guns on them, that should be plenty, and have tracking, and have missiles that can hit far away targets, so they could engage multiple targets at once, from a safe position, without xenos being able to fight back. Just bring enough helos, and rotate them as needed. Also artillery barage, drones, heavy bombing for areas, near infinite variation. Pretty sure even larger cheapo flying suicide drones would do the trick, and those can be fielded by the thousands at once. The xenomorphs would not stand a chance against a current day army, aside of the initial shock, causing large damage. Tracking down a fleeing xeno would be harder than fighting it, since in tunnels, mines, natural caves it could hide for a long time.
Anonymous No.213731034
>>213730549
>>213730683
Even indoors with current tech, if fighting just one, don't even need to use heavier tracked drones, just have a some robot dogs fitted with a larger explosive charge into them, or if space allows so, use those anti-tank suicide drones carrying a single rpg head. Can even be lower tech, strap a remote controlled bomb onto an actual dog, and have it run to the xenomorph, and blow it up when the dog finds the xeno. The xenomorph don't have jamming. Note that the series have to use the no signal thrope inside the spaceship, beacause otherwise no excuse not to just wipe the thing out within minutes with synths, or even properly equipped soldiers, whom know what to expect. The show have to focus on synth/hybrid plotline, and the sibling drama, because without that it would be just nonsense that doesn't allow the audience to suspend disbelief, and gore for it's own sake.