Thread 213730262

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

We didn't even see him sucking the cock in-camera. He could have just been helping that guy to pick up something off the floor.

It was his identical twin brother Gino

>>213730262 (OP)
It was slander

that didnt happen that thing you're talking about

This, Vito's not a fag, he never was

>Vito? My name is Gino
was it all that hard to come up with this answer?

Even if Vito was actually gay I don’t see why it’s so controversial. The Romans had tons of gay sex.

>>213730444
WHAT'D THEY TEACH YOU THIS CRAP AT SCHOOL?

>>213730444
I think it has to do with mobsters being in denial. In a sense, keeping normalcy and surface level christian morals like "family matters" or "don't stick your dick in another man's poophole" helps them cope with a life of violence, crime and degeneracy. They have a strippers club and fucked hookes and did drugs all the time, but still had to keep this fake moralfag christian fecade. I'm sure none of them would have any personal issue with Vito if he kept it closed doors, Tony was even ready togive him a pass. But Vito reminded them of their own degeneracy too much, specially Phil, who was a closeted fag.

Was it the oysters or the Indian food that caused Tony to get sick?

>>213730262 (OP)
Is this like sneed thread but about the Sopranos?

>>213730635
It could have been both

>>213730262 (OP)
>jpg

>>213730262 (OP)
>WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!

Those high stakes poker games didn't male much since. There should have been more players.

t’was merely a jest
on account of my leech treatment

>>213730444
Yea but he was a bottom. Romans didn't respect bottoms.

>>213730734
My headcanon is those games used to be bigger during the golden age of the mafia but as the mob shrinks so do the number of high profile asociates they can invite to their poker nights.

>>213730262 (OP)
Why was he in a BDSM club dressed like a gay plumber?

>>213731924
It was a joke due to the medication, like sucking the cock of the guy. Learn to read

>>213731953
that's understandable

>>213730262 (OP)
its not funny when you have to explain a joke.

>>213730444
I didnt know they had fags back then?
>Youre lookin at em asshole

>>213730444
As >>213730568 said they try to maintain the facade of being straight, god fearing, honor people and being a fag sure as hell doesnt project that image.
Also the Sopranos is set in the late 90s early 00s and the characters are around 50 to 70 years old, people born before the 80s are usually more bigoted towards homosexuality.
On a sidenote Patsy doesnt give a shit and Bobby, Silvio and Tony seem more worried abotu the image than him being gay, I believe if fags werent such taboo I think those 3 would give Vito a pass even if they saw him as weird and degenerated, its not like all of them were against gays.

>>213730444
He was gay, Gaius Cooper?>>213730568
>>213734123
It absolutely had to do with the image and reputation of the glorified crew. Remember it was New York guys that found out and started running their mouths, if Finn had just told Tony right away I could see Tony having a “talk” with Vito about doing all his fagging in Baltimore or something because he was a good earner and the Jersey family was already haemorrhaging decent capos.

>>213731299
>My headcanon
mental illness detected!!!!

>>213730444
>The Romans had tons of gay sex.
The guys were grossed out but swaying towards giving Vito a pass until it turned out he was a bottom

>>213734710
>He's thinking about the fiction that he just watched? Egad!

>>213730444
Oh yeah? Well maybe you're a flambe