Thread 213730867

Jay Bauman's top ten films

1. Stalker — Andrei Tarkovsky (1979)

2. Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles — Chantal Akerman (1975)

3. Satantango — Béla Tarr (1994)

4. Persona — Ingmar Bergman (1966)

5. Un Chien Andalou — Luis Buñuel & Salvador Dalí (1929)

6. The Color of Pomegranates — Sergei Parajanov (1969)

7. L’Avventura — Michelangelo Antonioni (1960)

8. Tropical Malady — Apichatpong Weerasethakul (2004)

9. La Jetée — Chris Marker (1962)

10. A Brighter Summer Day — Edward Yang (1991)

>>213730867 (OP)
Here's mine, post yours:

Top 5 before the collapse of the Soviet Union:

Georgie Boy (Henry Bolland, 1952)
Les Aiselles de Chloe (Francois Toilette, 1965)
Habala Babala (Turuntu B'Nmomo, 1976)
Unter den Linden (Werner Gertrude Schickelgruber, 1982)
Shot Shot Head Head (Hennifer Badalamante, 1991)

Top 5 after the collapse of the Soviet Union:

Zelda, Zelda! (Armando Guerillero, 1992)
Die Haus Der Kreaturen (Hans von Schlock, 1998)
Flowers (Marie L'Putain, 2002)
Where Tree Falls (Izumu Kurohime, 2003)
Everending Ecstasy of the Lemon Trees (J.D.B. Smithsonian, 2010)

>>213730867 (OP)
>not a single sex pervert movie
this might be fake

>>213730922
Jays real favorite films are shit like psycho gore man or that reddit whore film where people jerk off the car crashes.

>>213730867 (OP)
Here's the thing though: you just made all that up.

Why?

>>213730867 (OP)
Syndromes and A Century i prefer to Tropical Malady personally but Tropical Malady is good too. I know these are not Jay's favourite films, but doing a fake list like this with Jay is not as funny as with someone like Critical Drinker cause unlike the latter I can see Jay at least trying to get into some of these movies mentioned, while someone like Drinker would just disregard them and watch some capeshit slop again.

Jay Bauman here. The list is fake, the only films I like are Salo and Avengers.

>>213732724
Too bad, La jetée is pretty interesting. You couldn't really call it a movie, though, it's a photographic novel captured on film. It was the more interesting, more condensed basis for "12 Monkeys".

report all eceleb threads as off topic

>>213730867 (OP)
Jay smells like the pencil lead from mid-April to late October

My list in no particular order

Star Wars Episode 1
Frieren Beyond Journey's End
Catholic Podcasts
Ken Burns Civil War
Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
Pokemon Black & White

>>213730867 (OP)
Jeanne Deilman did not exist before the last Sight and Sound poll and nobody can convince me otherwise. It's all a hoax.

>>213730867 (OP)
What are Jay's top 10 most viewed videos on his 400 TB storage server?

>>213733604
>Papist brownoid has shit taste
Color me surprised

>>213730867 (OP)
No Evil Dead 2. Fake.