Thread 213730978

>it was a witch
wow, very cool. so original

>>213730978 (OP)
Thanks for the spoilers bro!

Good thing I saw it a few days ago or i'd be pissed right now.

>>213730978 (OP)
Reminded me of that film Talk To Me. Very basic and cliche but for some reason people loved it.

I mean yes? Every witch you see in pop media now is a feminist icon fighting the patriarchy. Props for making one that's evil and wants to hurt children.

>>213730978 (OP)
>a rifle appears in a dream hovering above a house
>this is never alluded to again in the movie, beyond the title 'weapons'
incredibly lazy writing

>>213731025
An old bag stealing the life force of kids so she can remain young was probably the first witch story ever written. It’s slop. Please don't defend it.

>>213731025
name me one way in which this is a superior movie to robert eggers, the witch

>>213730978 (OP)
it also relies so much on jump scares to be scary

How did the gay kid clean the piss and shit for 17 kids and 2 adults after feeding them cold soup all day

>>213731087
The witch is based and has an active role in the story instead of the movie just being about le paranoia le family killing each other because le paranoia is more dangerous than le witch itself. Cringe movie. The VVitch is a trash movie.

>>213731152
You shouldn’t have tried to explain the vvitch because it exposes you.

>>213731209
>no argument
I accept your concession.

STOP trashing this movie RIGHT NOW

>>213730978 (OP)
Tried watching the cam version. Could only go through half the movie. It was that bad

>>213731263
don't you mean "your le concession"?

>>213731152
>le paranoia is more dangerous than le witch herself
You're retarded, the family going insane / getting sick / dying WAS the witch's doing in cooperation with Devil himself.

I like all the facebook normies trying to argue that its about how people turn on each other in crisis or how trauma affects the community like that hasn't been done in a million Stephen King books

How did she afford such a nice house with just her salary?

>>213730978 (OP)
SPOILERS YOU DUMB FUCK KYS

>>213731372
>Tried watching the cam version
brown subhuman aura

>>213730995
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>>213731507
you find out it's a witch like a third of the way through the movie you dumb fucks.

>>213731445
Redditors are desperate to latch onto some sort of anti right wing narrative, the gun control message was not in the movie so now they are scrambling lmao
>rethuglicans are creating chaos and hate just like the parents in this movie
>omg this is just like republican parents going to school meetings and complaining about lgbtq story time and drag queen hour!!!

>you don’t have media literacy chud

Lmao

>>213730978 (OP)
>>it was a witch
>wow, very cool. so original

>>213731064
Something about gun violence and empty schools, yes very lazy writing. Mans used What a twist guy's degraded derivative lackluster snooze fest the village meets The sixth sense.

I'm pissed bc it's a witch and I can't stand still for more than 15 seconds, with effort

>>213731573
meds

>>213731445
King books also have children gang banging eachother, so i wouldn't read them

drunken sex with justine

>>213732734
homewrecker

>>213731406
NTA but you think the witch was real? Not a single death was supernatural you pleb. It was a girl whose entire family was killed and was stuck in the wilderness to soon die trying to pretend there was a point to it all