Thread 213731373

>you melted the cheese?
>you melt the cheese on your grilled cheese?
>oh fuck me. You stupid fucking bastard
>YOU! OWNER. Did you know he was melting the cheese on your grilled cheeses? FUCKING TALK TO ME ANYONE? PLEASE HELP ME BLOODY HELL FUCK ME. IS THERE A LEADER HERE?
>I’ve seen enough, shut this place down I SAID SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN. EVERYBODY OUT

>>213731373 (OP)
kino
although i think he would rarely ever say 'you stupid fucking bastard' to some random chef / souschef

>sprinkles cigarette ash on cold cheese with blackened toast
Beautiful. This how you make grilled cheese. Or as we call it in Engerland, a melty fizzlewitz.

>tell me, how far in debt are you
>*starts crying* 41 million and the bank has hired someone to kill me and they said even if I were to suddenly pay off all my debt today they can’t I inhire the assassin
>we’re in deep shit then. Listen, I’m here to help but I need you to be willing to accept that help. I know you can. I know there’s passion in there, I know you care. What happened to your son is awful
>They killed him yesterday as a warning c-chef
>but you can’t dwell on that forever. You need to focus on your restaurant. We’re gonna refresh the menu and decor for you.
>*sobbing* t-they’re gonna kill me chef oh god oh god I’m so scared
>small menus fresh food

>>213732119
HONEST
SIMPLE
RUSTIC

>>213731373 (OP)
my idiot mother used to put just the cheese in a pan and melt it then pour it on the toast

>>213732230
Ok what am I watching here? Like what is he even Fucking doing!?

>>213732317
You're in for a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

>>213732307
rustic. home style feeling. authentic. fuck off, will you?

>>213732335
He has to be trolling us at this point. There is just no Fucking way. Do they not have grilled cheese in England or Scotland or wherever the Fuck he grew up!?

How the Fuck do you burn the bread but don't melt the cheese!?

>>213732230
lol best edit

>>213732335
>pan
>nice and frigid

>>213732335
Hey Marco, Ramsey needs another asswhooping over here!

>>213732403
>He has to be trolling us at this point.
if he made a normal grilled cheese, no one would be talking about it

>>213732335
It's not even the worst thing he's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68
Yes, he adds salt to Fritos.

>>213731595
>Gordon Ramsay calls me a faggot because I like oil and vinegar and hate sugarshit sauces
hell

>>213732609
>eggs
I know this isn’t a frito pie and I’ve never been to texas

I've always made grilled cheese on a frying pan and always char the bread just a bit too much. My mother visited me, called me retarded, and made me watch while she just toasted some bread in the toaster, put sliced cheese on it, and microwaved it until it melted. It was a perfect sandwich. The point is that a "real" chef would probably tell me to use a pan every time. Cooking is full of meme techniques where you work harder for equivalent or lesser results and get a big head about it.

>>213731373 (OP)
Now do a Bar Rescue version

>>213731373 (OP)
>How to destroy your legacy irrevocably beyond repair, salt the ashes then piss all over them in less than six minutes

>>213732968
>made me watch while she just toasted some bread in the toaster, put sliced cheese on it, and microwaved it until it melted. It was a perfect sandwich
This is Fucking bait.
There is no way that is better than putting butter in a cast iron and melting the cheese slowly into the bread while giving it a nice crisp texture from the butter and grilling it.

>>213731595
>pussy tastes like Thousand Island dressing
What the fuck am I reading here!?

>>213732335
that's a medium rare grilled cheese right there. you guys know nothing about cooking

>YOU
>COME HERE YOU
>OUT

>>213733061
Nah he became a clown when he started doing cameos in jewtuber videos.
Old man should just retire already. He was a world renowned chef, a TV superstar and had a nice aryan family to boot, he peaked beyond most men and should have quit while he was on top.

Post in this thread if gordon ramday personally """improved"'" on a classic dish from your country.
My example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ci_1T4tuJSo

>Bifana
>Just a simple sandwich with spicy pork meat marinated in wine, garlic and other spices
>Ramsay's version doesn't marinate it in wine
>Meat looks dry when It's supposed to be moist and saucy
>Adds a bunch of vegetables and other random bullshit.
This is like if you asked for a hotdog but got a burger instead. Not as bad as the "improved" grilled cheese but still dumb.

>>213731595
what if I eat salads without any type of dressing?

>>213734495
Asexual sociopath or 50/50 bisexual