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What movie gets worse the more you think about it?
Anonymous No.213733913 >>213737278
>>213733887 (OP)
All of them
Anonymous No.213733935 >>213734000
>>213733887 (OP)
Batman vs. Superman
Anonymous No.213733973
>>213733887 (OP)
Ernest Goes to Africa
Anonymous No.213733976 >>213736198
Any James Cameron movie released after 1996
Anonymous No.213733977 >>213733998 >>213734000 >>213734039 >>213753375
>>213733887 (OP)
The Last Jedi

It's actually impressive how many layers upon layers of fuck-ups there are in it
Anonymous No.213733998 >>213734190 >>213738273
>>213733977
Holy lack of media literacy
Anonymous No.213734000 >>213734190 >>213737034 >>213745199 >>213754303
>>213733935
>>213733977
Kind of boring responses. I'm more interested in movies that you thought were really good initially and then eventually that they actually sucked
Anonymous No.213734015
>>213733887 (OP)
The Last Jedi
Anonymous No.213734022 >>213734102 >>213734137 >>213735139 >>213738638 >>213746818 >>213746935 >>213750568
>>213733887 (OP)
The Dark Knight Rises. Seriously it is an absurd, poorly acted, poorly paced slopfest.
Anonymous No.213734039 >>213738273 >>213745963
>>213733977
They're not fuck-ups, all of that shit is intentionally subversive.
Anonymous No.213734049 >>213746850 >>213751035
>>213733887 (OP)
all the Alien movies, the xenomorph doesn't have any technological value to the advanced hightech civilisation humanity already achieved in order to be able to stumble upon it, all the plot only ever happens because weyland wants it alive.
Anonymous No.213734055
Aged awfully. Still, sort of time capsule for that specific period in time
Anonymous No.213734075
There are some films that you like when you first watch them, but you don't remember fondly when you think back to them. A prime example is The Menu.
Anonymous No.213734102
>>213734022
And to be clear I initially liked TDK and have watched it several times
Anonymous No.213734106
>>213733887 (OP)
Independence Day. Loved it when I was eight, recently watched it for the first time in 20 years, and couldn't believe how boring it really was.
Anonymous No.213734137 >>213734307
>>213734022
I really would like Nolan to explain what happened with that movie. He's by no means my favorite director but he's generally competent at the very least.
What a mess of a film.
Anonymous No.213734156
The Green Mile. Anything Jackass/Borat/Bad Trip adjacent. Slumdog Millionaire. Apocalypse Now.
Anonymous No.213734190
>>213734000
I don't really have anything like that. If I liked a movie when I first saw it, I still like it. If anything good movies only get better.

If I have to pick out an experience closest to what you describe then I sort of thought I maybe liked Sucker Punch due to the flashy visuals and pretty girls, but then quickly realised soon after that I didn't.

>>213733998
Get back to your whodunnits Rian
Anonymous No.213734205
>>213733887 (OP)
Da Vinci code
Anonymous No.213734220
Attack of the clones
Anonymous No.213734307 >>213734740
>>213734137
Heath Ledger died so they had to write a shitty film instead of the one they wanted
Anonymous No.213734740 >>213750724
>>213734307
Should have done Riddler instead of a "realistic" Bane and putting Batman in a giant hole.
Anonymous No.213735139 >>213735184 >>213746818
>>213734022
This. Surprised this is not a first post, because it's the most blatant example.
Anonymous No.213735184 >>213735254
>>213735139
Blatant example of what? Give examples.
Anonymous No.213735254 >>213735301 >>213737307 >>213742818 >>213746818
>>213735184
Dude there's lile of list of things that are retarded in the third act
> Police charge Bane's armed army in a straight line with handguns.
> Batman saves the day with no clear explanation of how he returned from the pit or re-armed.
> Talia stabs Batman after driving him to Bane instead of killing him earlier.
> Talia explains her plan in detail while the bomb is still active.
> Batman leaves Bane alive in front of Catwoman instead of finishing him.
> Catwoman suddenly kills Bane with the Batpod's cannons.
> Miranda/Talia dies instantly from a mild truck crash with awkward delivery.
> The bomb has a precise timer visible to all—like a movie prop.
> Batman drags a live nuclear bomb with no shielding out over Gotham.
> Bruce supposedly survives the nuclear blast by flying away in 'The Bat'.
> Fox 'discovers' autopilot was fixed after the nuke already went off.
> Bruce leaves Gotham with no explanation of new identity or resources.
> Blake quits the police in frustration then just inherits the Batcave.
Anonymous No.213735301 >>213735328
>>213735254
Batman is a super hero, of course he can do that.
Anonymous No.213735328 >>213735417
>>213735301
TDK trilogy's whole appeal was its alleged realism
Anonymous No.213735417 >>213735463
>>213735328
Show me where Bruce Wayne said that
Anonymous No.213735433
>>213733887 (OP)
Every single Nolan film
Anonymous No.213735463 >>213735542
>>213735417
2h12m43s
>"The people like me because I'm one of them and this feels real instead of being a silly spandex drama." - Bruce Wayne
Anonymous No.213735542
>>213735463
Yeah but that's an actor pretending to be Bruce Wayne.
Anonymous No.213736163 >>213737520 >>213741360 >>213750924 >>213753160
Bee movie because
>implied the lady wants to have sex with a bee
>Turns into a legal drama
>lesson learned at the end is “be a good goy and just do your job”
Lion King might be worse
>All the animals celebrate the birth of a predator who is 100% going to savagely kill them and eat them alive
>Simba sings about how “he just can’t wait to be king” and essentially sings about wanting his dad to die
>Almost certain that Simba and that girl lion are siblings or cousins
>Simba doesn’t even bother telling anyone “guys scar is lying I didn’t kill my dad”
>the banishment at the end is essentially genocide for the hyenas and bad followers of Scar, it’s implied there is no food outside the Pride Lands
Anonymous No.213736198
>>213733976
>any James Cameron movie
Anonymous No.213737034 >>213737133
>>213734000
I literally sat down to watch TLJ thinking I should just turn my brain and enjoy it because I went to see it with my dad. And I did enjoy it because of that, I thought it was an 8/10. But as soon as I started thinking about what I saw, I realized it was a dog shit piece of trash. It is a fun romp if you don't think about it or care about star wars, but if you do you quickly realize every single aspect of the film has something wrong with it. The casting sucks, the writing sucks, the people who made it clearly hate star wars, entire segments of the film aren't just unnecessary, they're fucking stupid. It does thematic summer saults that don't make sense. In fact, this film is so bad that it's quite enjoyable to hate. So I really do have to thank Rian Johnson for making such an incredible anti-kino, it surely merits some kind of award.
Anonymous No.213737133
>>213737034
/u/RianTheMan
he might thank you for the gold, kind stranger
Anonymous No.213737199
>>213733887 (OP)
Every JJ Abram’s movies. Especially the Star Treks
Anonymous No.213737221
Avatar
Anonymous No.213737268
>>213733887 (OP)
Eddington
The new Fantastic Four
Anonymous No.213737278
>>213733913
this
Anonymous No.213737307 >>213738063
>>213735254
Also
>one of the richest men on Earth fakes his death and is able to live anonymously in a major European city without doing anything to alter his appearance
Anonymous No.213737520 >>213740883
>>213736163
>>All the animals celebrate the birth of a predator who is 100% going to savagely kill them and eat them alive
Stopped reading right there, how the fuck didn't you understand the circle of life? Also lions and other predators only kill the easiest prey, which is already wounded or ill or generally not strong enough to better its species.
If anything I'd be pissed for how they vilify hyenas which are important for cleaning up old corpses that could pollute the environment and are great at taking care of their pups, while lions are assholes that once they take control of a group they will murder and eat all the lion cubs there.
Anonymous No.213738016
>>213733887 (OP)
The Sixth Sense,
the ending is so unneccessary and the flashbacks ruin it. M. Night made a great film and decided to RETARD-IFY it and make it 10 minutes longer just so that the audience had it rammed into their shit-for-brains.
The guy at the beginning isn't even mentioned as a ghost later on even though he's dead and probably wanted to speak to Bruce through the kid.
Anonymous No.213738035
>almost all of the movies mentioned are capeshit
make the capeshit board already
Anonymous No.213738063 >>213740046
>>213737307
Do you know what the 8th richest man in the world looks like?
Anonymous No.213738079 >>213738337
>>213733887 (OP)
The Last Jedi. When sitting in theaters you go "Wow that star destroyer got blown up" but then once you're on the way home you start thinking about how fucking stupid a lot of stuff was.
Anonymous No.213738269
Verhoven's Flesh+Blood
Anonymous No.213738273
>>213733998
>>213734039
you're the kind of retards who keep modern hollywood funded.
Anonymous No.213738337
>>213738079
or the fact that using hyperspace to ram into a ship nullifies space battles.
just make unmanned ships, or rail cannons that can accelerate a mass up to hyperspeed and just start blowing up your enemies left and right.
Anonymous No.213738638 >>213738684 >>213741218 >>213746818 >>213747508
>>213734022
Came here to post this. First time seeing it in theaters, I was occasionally slightly confused but was enjoying it. Then Talia's death scene happened, and I honestly thought she was pretending to die. But the movie continued, and suddenly I was aware something was increasingly wrong with the film. Afterwards I started thinking about it more, and I realized nothing that I had just seen made any god damn sense whatsoever. Especially the scene where Bruce supposedly sacrifices himself. The movie shows him flying away, shows him in the cockpit, shows him making this motion like he's accepting his imminent death right before the explosion.... and then there's a line about the autopilot being repaired beforehand? And Alfred sees Bruce alive in Florence??? What the fuck did I just watch, then? Was Bruce tricking the audience while alone in the Bat's cockpit? What?!
Anonymous No.213738684 >>213739463
>>213738638
it's a swansong to stan lee's batman put to the classical music of hans christian zimmer and mariah carey. Perfection,
Anonymous No.213738709
>>213733887 (OP)
Saving Private Ryan
Anonymous No.213739463 >>213739651 >>213746725
>>213738684
Thank you Stan Lee, for creating Batman
Anonymous No.213739500 >>213746120
>>213733887 (OP)
Interstellar. The whole love transcends time and gravity bit completely derails what was otherwise a sharp sci-fi film. The more you think about it, the less it feels like science fiction and the more it feels like a Hallmark ending stapled onto a black hole.
Anonymous No.213739525
>>213733887 (OP)
Every single Alien movie except the original and Resurrection.
Anonymous No.213739651
>>213739463
your idiot.
Anonymous No.213739732 >>213743802 >>213743874 >>213746768 >>213749972
I swear to god I genuinely enjoyed this for its sort of magic nightmare logic
>wot if everyone on earth got simultaneously attacked by a mute psycho who looked like a monster version of them
The premise is outlandish enough that you can roll with it, just empathize with the Wealthy Suburbanite Family fighting and fleeing the Deformed Monster Family hunting them. It didn't even have the racial bullshit from Get Out unless you think Tim Heidecker and Elisabeth Moss being horrifically murdered is an assault on the white race (don't threaten me with a good time)

Then in the last ten minutes they TRY to scientifically explain what's going on! Why?! I wasn't fucking thinking about "What do they eat," why the fuck did the movie START talking about it and demand that I contemplate it? Just say they're demons that came out of a mirror or some shit, it's fine!
Anonymous No.213740046 >>213740220 >>213747467 >>213753280
>>213738063
Anyone who even half follows the stock market would be familiar with the current top 10.
Anonymous No.213740220 >>213740677
>>213740046
> number went up!!!
You are a slave lol
Anonymous No.213740329
>>213733887 (OP)
The Conversation (1974) makes absolutely zero fucking sense if you think about it for more than 30 seconds and the complete denial of this by "film buffs" is really annoying.
Many genuinely seem to think that since it's Coppola it's your fault for noticing a plot hole not his fault for making it
Anonymous No.213740677
>>213740220
NTA but that's a really stupid reply because it's neither here nor there to "a lot of people know what billionaires look like"

I'd easily recognize Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos and Bill Gates just from the news. Huang and Ballmer are more obscure but for /g/ memes. Warren Buffett is the tricky one because he's famous but he's literally the most generic looking old man in the world. Nobody could go "Yep, I saw Warren Buffett," he's just the platonic ideal of some old dude
Anonymous No.213740883
>>213737520
Hyenas will eat the unborn offspring of gazelles straight out of the mother. They will chew off part of their own reproductive organs because they were designed wrong (look it up, they give birth through something that is essentially a penis). Fuck I hate hyenas.
Anonymous No.213741218
>>213738638
I like to think that Alfred was just imagining seeing Bruce on vacation like he says he did earlier in the movie, and that he really did die. It's the only way it makes sense to me.
Anonymous No.213741360 >>213743912
>>213736163
It's weird to me that Bee Movie is only 90 minutes long.
It feels so much longer. It's almost like each act is its own movie.
Anonymous No.213742818
>>213735254
*Ahem*

> Police charge Bane's armed army in a straight line with handguns.
Agreed, but I always assumed that the gesture was meant to be more symbolic than literal.
> Batman saves the day with no clear explanation of how he returned from the pit or re-armed.
Because he’s Batman.
> Talia stabs Batman after driving him to Bane instead of killing him earlier.
“I want him to feel the heat.”
> Talia explains her plan in detail while the bomb is still active.
“It’s the knife that waits that hurts the most”
> Batman leaves Bane alive in front of Catwoman instead of finishing him.
“If you rape a rapist, the numbers of rapists in the world stays the same.”
- Joker 2, Folie a Deux
> Catwoman suddenly kills Bane with the Batpod's cannons.
“About the no guns thing? I don’t feel as strongly about it as you do.”
> Miranda/Talia dies instantly from a mild truck crash with awkward delivery.
Agreed.
> The bomb has a precise timer visible to all—like a movie prop.
To be fair, it is a movie and the audience reds to know how much time is left without Morgan Freeman telling Bruce every minute.
> Batman drags a live nuclear bomb with no shielding out over Gotham.
It’s either that or everyone blows up.
> Bruce supposedly survives the nuclear blast by flying away in 'The Bat'.
Because he’s Batman.
> Fox 'discovers' autopilot was fixed after the nuke already went off.
I don’t think this is a plot hole. It had adequate foreshadowing and payoff.
> Bruce leaves Gotham with no explanation of new identity or resources.
Because he’s Batman.
> Blake quits the police in frustration then just inherits the Batcave.
It wasn’t frustration, he realized that Gordon was right and Bruce saw it coming.
Anonymous No.213743160 >>213746946
It Chapter 1
The Dark Knight
Iron Man 1
GOTG movies
Logan
Dune part 1 and 2
Finding Nemo
The Incredibles
Wall E
Bridesmaids
Doctor Sleep
Inspector Gadget lol

Those are some of mine that come to mind
Anonymous No.213743535
>>213733887 (OP)
Prometheus.
Anonymous No.213743601
>>213733887 (OP)
Tenet
Anonymous No.213743780
Lucy 2014
It makes way less sense every time you watch it
Anonymous No.213743802
>>213739732
This was Jordan Peele at his worst tbqh.
Anonymous No.213743874
>>213739732
Yeah, this worked fine as a Twilight Zone-like film. Shit happens. Why? Not important, we're just here to see people deal with it.
Anonymous No.213743912
>>213741360
Because it's boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.213745156
>>213733887 (OP)
Knives Out
Anonymous No.213745199 >>213745502
>>213734000
I didn't experience this personally, but one movie that won a billion awards and everybody seemed to love before later becoming embarrassed by was American Beauty.
Anonymous No.213745387
>>213733887 (OP)
The Usual Suspects
Anonymous No.213745502
>>213745199
there's nothing wrong with american beauty, it's just that a number of things about it became "problematic" politically over the next couple of decades so you're not "supposed" to like it anymore
Anonymous No.213745612
>>213733887 (OP)
Not so much when I think about it, but every time I watch Event Horizon, I see more flaws.
Anonymous No.213745963 >>213746007
>>213734039
>We fucked up on purpose, that's totally different!
Anonymous No.213746007 >>213751293
>>213745963
it's not "fucking up" when you accomplish your goals.
Anonymous No.213746120
>>213739500
That's kind of the point of the movie. That human exceptionalism transcends science.
It's Sagan's Pale Blue Dot in movie form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g
Anonymous No.213746260
>>213733887 (OP)
Any Lanthimos flick. He's the pretentious hack that /tv/nons mistake Tarkovsky to be.
Anonymous No.213746725
>>213739463
Obviously meant Stan Lee Kubrick numbnuts
Anonymous No.213746733
>>213733887 (OP)
Sucker punch
Anonymous No.213746756
>>213733887 (OP)
The Fifth Element
Anonymous No.213746768
>>213739732
lupita is a shit actress and every good movie she's in is good in spite of her
Anonymous No.213746818 >>213747002 >>213750840
>>213734022
>>213735139
>>213735254
>>213738638
For me, it was Pavel's blood transfusion in the plane scene.
>me in the theater: "Oh yeah, they're putting some of his blood in the dead guy so it looks like it was him who dies"
>hours later: "Wait, what?"
Anonymous No.213746850
>>213734049
Even the acid for blood was a one-off terror to eat through the plating deck after deck, threatening to breach the outside of the space ship.

It's not really some serious threat to any civilization with ranged attacks. I wouldn't call it a flaw of design, though. It worked perfectly for that moment.
Anonymous No.213746851
>>213733887 (OP)
Nolan movies
Anonymous No.213746922
>>213733887 (OP)
This movie wasn't needed.
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Trooth Bombz &quot;Black in the Dayz&quot; from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM No.213746923
>>213733887 (OP)
Over the Hedge and other movies with a similar anti consumerism theme have aged poorly for me now that I've seen the death of the American mall. It's like those sorts of comedies got what they wanted, slayed the dragon and now what? Nothing good.
Anonymous No.213746935
>>213734022
No it was genius, it was completely unlike the other Batman movies where there was a time bomb ending that he had to save right before the end. Highly original and creative.
Anonymous No.213746944
>>213733887 (OP)
Back to the Future
Anonymous No.213746946
>>213743160
Anonymous No.213746957
Ratatouille, kek why is a rat cooking
Anonymous No.213747002 >>213750744
>>213746818
Even the infamous "They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!" doesn't make any sense because CIA doesn't intend to actually kill any of them. It was just an empty threat to get them to talk.
Anonymous No.213747059 >>213747103 >>213747316 >>213747738 >>213753399
>>213733887 (OP)
I hated this movie when I saw it in theaters, and someone had it on in the plant breakroom this week. And I gotta say it's even less enjoyable than I remembered.
It's a long, convoluted and thoroughly unpleasant way to kill off every single character who survived Aliens and absolutely nothing else, full of totally forgettable and unpleasant characters in an unpleasant location, filmed unpleasantly.
It was the theatrical equivalent of the rape of Leonidas' wife in 300. I did not enjoy it, nor was I meant to.
Anonymous No.213747103
>>213747059
I think its worst than resurrection. It's probably the most generic horror film of the first 4
Anonymous No.213747148 >>213747299
>movie gets better the more you think about it and filters thoughtless plebs
any other examples?
Anonymous No.213747299 >>213747453
>>213747148
I really don't wanna say Sucker Punch, but if you, ironically, chop off all the over the top Reality Level 3 action sequences, it's not really a bad movie.
Anonymous No.213747316
>>213747059
This
Anonymous No.213747453 >>213747609
>>213747299
Snyder has never made a movie that wouldn't be improved with harsh and brutal editing.
Not made good mind you, but improved.
Anonymous No.213747467 >>213748593 >>213749259 >>213753324
>>213740046
Literally nobody would recognize anyone other than Musk, Zucc and Bezos, who the fuck are you kidding anon
Anonymous No.213747508
>>213738638
>Then Talia's death scene happened,
>suddenly I was aware something was increasingly wrong with the film
Retard, what are you even trying to say here? That part is literally at the fucking end lmao
>I enjoyed the film overall, but the ending kinda sucked
Could have just said that instead of sounding so self-important, sit down faggot.
Anonymous No.213747609 >>213747722
>>213747453
>improved with harsh and brutal editing.
Same can be said about the Star Wars prequels. There is an edit on YouTube somewhere, where they get rid of all the unbelievable Padme falling in love with an angry, frustrated young man, and replace it with various cutting room floor scenes of sweet interactions. Suddenly the whole thing is believable.
Anonymous No.213747643
I was up for a sci-fi kino with Pratt, but this somehow manages to have the worst time-travel plot in the history of bad time-travel plots (all of them are bad).
It's almost Troll Physics: The Motion Picture.
Anonymous No.213747722 >>213747776
>>213747609
And I don't mean the weirdly clunky "romance" stuff that somehow did make the original cut, like the sand speech, or giant space ticks.
Anonymous No.213747738
>>213747059
Aliens 3
Highlander 2
and
Battle Angel are my trifecta of epic Theatrical Disapoints.
I was a fan of the comic since the early floppy days. Goddammit James.
Anonymous No.213747776
>>213747722
It would be a better world if nothing Star Wars existed past RotJ. Just end it with Han and Leia doing mostly nothing in the movie, the midges beat the Empire's finest, what a relief it's done.
Anonymous No.213747855 >>213749360
Then Vader could just be this old guy who supervised the slaughter of billions of people, but got redeemed by betraying and throwing his employer down a hole.
None of this hacking up children shit as a young guy. And he was a good friend.
Anonymous No.213748593
>>213747467
>not recognizing steve ballmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs
Anonymous No.213749259
>>213747467
Jensen is on the cover of the WSJ and every other important paper all the time, he’s on TV and streams events often, and he always dresses the same. You’d have to be brain dead to not recognize him. Unless you’ve never used an AI tool or your computer doesn’t have a graphics card, you have no excuse.
Anonymous No.213749360
>>213747855
This was over the top. Back in the day, there was plenty of fretting over the injustice of a deathbed conversion of a guy who helped kill billions and enslave quadrillions on a galactic scale.
Anonymous No.213749370
>>213733887 (OP)
Dunno but A.I. Artificial Intelligence is a movie that gets more and more deppresing the more you think about it.
Anonymous No.213749473
>>213733887 (OP)
Van Helsing 2004
Anonymous No.213749972
>>213739732
At best maybe the commentary on whites is more on their greater privilege thus obliviousness to their thethereds and are immediately killed. However it's obviously more an allegory for class with a literal unseen voiceless underclass kept down, again literally, for nebulous purposes of the powers that be. Making Lupita's character the indirect impetous by being a "class traitor" who threw her true self under the bus to move upward who then used her knowledge of a greater world to riseup, but in the Lupita could give zero fucks because she got hers.
Anonymous No.213750535
The Parent Trap
Anonymous No.213750568 >>213750785 >>213750840
>>213734022
>bruce wayne loses all his money because violent gun toting criminals took over the stock exchange
>what really happens.
>immediate halt to stocks worldwide
>this can happen in seconds
>any trades, especially suspicious ones are reviewed and reversed
>bruce gets all his money back.
The idea that anyone can just do what they did when there are like 100 different agencies in place to prevent this exact scenario made the movie a joke
Anonymous No.213750724
>>213734740
They already did.
Anonymous No.213750744
>>213747002
Also the whole "plane wings fell off and crash landed... and then somehow the fuselage stayed airborne for another 2-3 minutes and then crashed. Nothing suspicious about that at all."
"oh yeah and the rear section of the fuselage was cleanly blown off and landed somewhere entirely else as well"
"What are these strange holes in the side of the fuselage? Looks like something industrial made them"
Maybe they could explain away (lack of) black box recordings due to it being a "CIA" plane... but anyone with a brain could've looked at the wreckage and gotten sketched out.
Anonymous No.213750785
>>213750568
>>bruce gets all his money back.
>The idea that anyone can just do what they did when there are like 100 different agencies in place to prevent this exact scenario made the movie a joke
I think they mentioned that his trades would be audited and he would get his money back, but it would take a week or something.
IDK, at least they tried to explain it.
Anonymous No.213750840
>>213746818
>>213750568
Both of those things are like Nolan has a kid's notion of how the world works.
Anonymous No.213750924
>>213736163
>>Simba doesn’t even bother telling anyone “guys scar is lying I didn’t kill my dad”
To be fair, he did recently sing a whole song how he couldn't wait for his dad to die.
Anonymous No.213750940
>>213733887 (OP)
nolan slop
Anonymous No.213750941 >>213750998 >>213751081
Titanic, which i don't think is a masterpeice to begin with but i can't get over leo dicaprio -swarve, worldly and charming enough to befriend female prostitutes into drawing them naked, falling head over heels in love with kate winslet's character, who is neither a stunning beauty or interesting in any way. i've got nothing against kate winslet but i can't get passed it.
Anonymous No.213750998
>>213750941
*suave
Anonymous No.213751035
>>213734049
It's an ALIEN. Humans never encountered aliens before that. Megacorps want first dibs for the potential biotechnology discoveries.
Anonymous No.213751081
>>213750941
>falling head over heels in love with kate winslet's character, who is neither a stunning beauty or interesting in any way.
Attraction is a strange thing. Sometimes it just hits you like that and you become obsessed over a 7/10.
Anonymous No.213751182 >>213751389
Just saw this slop and, while I enjoyed it, the plot doesn't hold up under scrutiny at all.
>Riot's plan is to single-handedly fly a rocket built on complicated alien technology to its homeworld; it just knows how to do that and exactly where to go
>a major element of the story is that symbiotes need to be compatible with their host to survive and that Venom's bond with Eddie is special; Venom later bonds to the girlfriend instantly and with no repercussions
>Venom is an evil alien monster that lives for nothing except consuming flesh; decides to become a superhero defending the innocent after one night bonded with Eddie
>Venom and Riot are both caught in an explosion and are clearly shown to be totally annihilated; Venom later reappears because... he just does, OK???
>Eddie is a total loser with no agency once Venom reveals himself; decides to become a superhero for no reason after one night with Venom
>Venom mentions that on his homeworld he was a loser, refuses to elaborate, never brings it up again
>Eddie is offered his old job again for no reason, turns it down
>jeet CEO's company has definitive proof that mankind will be extinct within one generation; plot point is never brought up again and goes unresolved
Anonymous No.213751206
>guy becomes unbelievably perceptive and smart
>gets money from a loan shark to day trade
>doesn't pay off the loan shark until the loan shark starts hounding him
>loan shark gets some of his smart pills.
>"this surely won't come back to bite me in the ass... especially when he starts to run out"
>"i'm going to spend my time socializing with rich people at exotic vacation places instead of nipping this growing problem in the bud"
Anonymous No.213751293
>>213746007
>try to make a good movie
>make a bad movie
ah yes sweet success
Anonymous No.213751338 >>213751358
>>213733887 (OP)
alien prometheus and covenant
Anonymous No.213751358
>>213751338
covenant is shit but gimme your grievances for prometheus
Anonymous No.213751389
>>213751182
>Venom later bonds to the girlfriend instantly and with no repercussions
I think they can bond for limited time before making the host sick and eventually dead.
They could've explained this, as venom only bonds with her for a breif time, and then she would get a fever and start feeling like shit.

But they didn't. And they didn't make any attempt to.

And then whatshisface was a fucking tard for letting RIOT try to bond with him.
>every single homeless guy we've let any symbiote attempt to bond with has died
>i even murdered a uppity employee by forcing her into a room with a symbiote.
>... but surely when i put my own life on the line it will work out flawlessly!
Anonymous No.213751415
>>213733887 (OP)
No Country For Old Men
Anonymous No.213751705 >>213753003
harry potter, movies AND books
still watch though because emma is a smoke show
Anonymous No.213751729
>>213733887 (OP)
Harry Potter
Anonymous No.213751746
>What movie gets worse the more you think about it?
Drive
Anonymous No.213751751
>>213733887 (OP)
The Holocaust
Anonymous No.213753003
>>213751705
the HP books are actually pretty tight
Anonymous No.213753160
>>213736163
For me, it's
>Scar is somehow responsible for a drought and famine in the african Savannah
Hyenas aren't even predators they're scavangers so they couldn't have killed all animals around to cause a famine and even if they did there's no way Simba will be able to repair the damage.
Anonymous No.213753174
All Nolan movies.
Anonymous No.213753280
>>213740046
>Where do you work?
>I'm the CEO of semiconductors
Kek
Anonymous No.213753324
>>213747467
>Ballmer literally stickied on /g/ forever
Dumbass
Anonymous No.213753375
>>213733977
>doesn’t mention dropping bombs in outer space
Anonymous No.213753399
>>213747059
>alright how are we gonna defeat the alien?
>uhhh... let's all run away from it like we're a bunch of retarded children playing tag
>then bishop shows up at the end and screams NOOOOO RIPLEY
Dumb as shit movie
Anonymous No.213754303
>>213734000
>>213733887 (OP)
Titanic. Cameron's general filmmaking competency distracted me initially from how utterly broken and fucked up the "romance" in it is and how the leading lady is the worst human being who has ever lived.