Thread 213734352

*chomp*
>Oh my God.... this burger
*GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULP*
>McDonalds..... I've never tasted something so......
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

>>213734352 (OP)
reminds me of that weird blue wojak variant from a few years ago who ate hershey bars

>>213734381
>blue wojak
isn't that a david lynch movie

>it's so good
>i'm glad we defeated hitler for this

>>213734474
kek and based

>>213734381
Blue Wojak was a reference to this:
https://youtu.be/WgPIR89oYdg?si=PMMpMb82-X-GLLgK

>>213734381
I thought that was sonic

>>213734352 (OP)
reminds me of that episode from Premium Bukkake

>>213734773
Are you implying that they should open a burger chain where the secret sauce is human semen?

I like the shot of the mom eating, somebody pointed it out the other day but the lady doesn't even take a bite lol

>>213735105
Is that an appropriately sized burger for that little cherubim?

You don't put ketchup on the fries. That's to clear the palette between dishes not drown it out. And it is already precisely seasoned, doesn't need a condiment bath.

>>213735141
>doesn't need a condiment bath
Chicks love that stuff tho

>>213735182
No, no they don't you fucking heathen. Dude-man on the grill is an artist, he had to spend 10 years learning how to fry those taters. Your expense accounts don't entitle you fuck his art up the ass!

>>213735133

>cherubim?

i don't know what this is but I'm guessing it has something to do with you being a pedo

>>213735352
Are you literally retarded? Do Americans not receive the most basic education regarding classical art?

>>213735580
>Do Americans
Almost went 5 minutes without talking about us lol

>>213735105
I hate how fake people eat food in movies/tv. You're getting paid handsomely for this fucking dream job that requires so little and you can't even take a real bite? Fucking bums.

>>213734352 (OP)
>>Oh my God.... this burger
>PUT THAT BURGER DOWN! NOW!!

>>213735105
That little bite the woman takes makes me want to beat the shit out of her.

A daring Sneedthesis

>>213735690
>tony soprano's fork scraping the plate

>>213735580
>he took auto shop instead of prancing fairy classical artist fag class

>Sir, this is McDonald's
>I have no idea what a "kinoplex" is
>...And I'm afraid we don't serve crab legs here

>>213737494
>But.. you said you'd take my order.. Now I order you to get me crab legs

>>213734352 (OP)
I'm going to get Burger King when I'm done doing my pushups

>>213737560
Fuck you traitor bitch ass scum. Get the fuck outta here.

Thats a big burger

>But... where do I hide the bodies?

>In your truck, at your job site, in a volcano... wherever you like!

>>213734352 (OP)
Not period accurate. Burgers were like thrice the size back then.

>>213737665
holy kek

>>213737665
lol

>>213735105
People who take small bites piss me the fuck off

>TELL ME WHAT IS THIS OBJECT??
>DID YOU SHIT?
>SHIT YOUR POOP IN MY BURGER?

>>213737900
hot even though probably fake, i like how she chomps

>>213737900
>doesn't show her swallow it
Fake

>>213735141
>it is already precisely seasoned
Autism

>>213737900
She didn't actually swallow a single bite. Seems fake to me.

>>213735141
How did no one get the joke yet?

>>213737494
>>213737665
>>213737994
moar plz

>>213737596
I changed my mind. I'm going to get two mctriples for the broteins and calories

>>213738307
>Listen here, you little shit. That's no way to talk to The Founder™. I'll own this joint in a few years and when I do, I'll make sure you're on toilet scrubbing duty in Alaska. Now get me a plate, silverware, and a table.

>>213737879
Me too. At home I eat like a pig, but not in public

>>213738618
for me it's the opposite. it's just one way to assert dominance over those around you.

>>213738837
>TWO SCOOPS?!?!

I officially designate this the funniest /tv/ meme of the year

>>213735690
They have to eat the food multiple times because the director usually shoots multiple takes. DJ Qualls has a whole story about how to this day he won't eat french toast because he had to do it over and over again for a scene in Road Trip

>>213735750
>mmmm, your wife's patties...

>>213737900
imagine the super size dumps

>But where are the plates and silverware and stuff?

>I... I have no idea...

>...Where do I eat it?

>Oh god, I... I don't know...

>>213735690
>You're getting paid handsomely for this fucking dream job that requires so little and you can't even take a real bite?
some random extra with no lines? im sure they told her not to bite it, so they wouldn't keep having to replace it with a fresh one every take

>>213739066
Classic scene, classic DJ. I used to send this pic to "girls" I met in AOL chatrooms when I was 13 lmao.

>>213739611
kek

>>213735141
>>213735273

>>213734352 (OP)
I'd hate to be around her a few hours later when the burger farts hit.

>>213735690
You don’t know how this shit talk so don’t talk. Doing takes over and over again means you either get tired of eating the same food or the food goes bad because the food has been sitting on set all day and you’re not supposed to eat it. Or more likely, the food isn’t completely edible to begin with and only looks good on camera.

>>213737665
fuckin hell

>>213734381
>*crunch* *crunch*
>... you talking about me?
>*munch* *munch*

>>213740806
>*crunch* *crunch*
>sorry, forgot my photo
>*munch* *munch*

Is that Sarah Gadon?

>>213735105
That's a heckin' wholesome and hearty burger, perfect for filling hungry bellies for an affordable price!

>>213735141
HE SPENT TEN YEARS ON THE FUCKING EGG MCMUFFIN

>>213735105
>that’s the best burger I’ve ever had
Was early McDonald’s really that good?

>>213741076
you have no idea how high quality food used to be bro. even the slop they had was unbelievably more nutritious than any health fag food we have now

>>213738711
you just know this guy just got out of prison lol

>>213734352 (OP)
If you've ever been hungry before you would know how satisfying a McChicken®, a McDouble® or a Big Mac® can be.

I don't know WHY the fuck all mcdonalds in the uk are now all jeets

>>213741076
56 yr old boomer here, 70's McDonalds was an ENTIRELY different thing than the sad shit you get served there now.
>Fries cooked in beef fat that were still good and crisp 20 minutes later
>Juicy fresh tasting large beef patties
It hurts to think about it.

>>213741954
Fast food has always been the province of unreliable poor teenage help, foreigners with no previously settled family, and parolees.

And it's a bad idea to mix these groups, as they have a negative effect on one another.

>>213741954
I haven't seen a non-indian working fast food in canada in at least a decade
They've taken over everything it's crazy

>>213742213
shame, as I liked a big mac now and again, but fuck buying anything made by them. turd germs in my burger, no thanks

>>213742062
What’s the closest thing you can get like that today?

>>213742695
they started feeding the cattle plastic and garbage instead of real feed.

the cheese is half plastic too.

the bread is mixed with sugar and sawdust.

you cannot get real food anymore nowhere.

the funny thing is that capitalism and communism both boil down to "how much can we water down the food before people really notice"

one because profit one because scarcity

This McDonald's burger is some serious gourmet shit. Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A royale with cheese.

>>213737900
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average- sized person, I'd say?

>>213739611
>do i just keep breathing manually?

>AND THEN HE HAD MY FUCKING ORDER FUCKING RIGHT THERE RIGHT AFTER I FUCKING ORDERED IT
>What the FUCK

>>213743493
>source: some schizophrenic e-grifter

>>213744522
lol nice

WHAT IS THIS THREAD

>>213739066
I bet DJ has a thousand stories from the golden age of Hollywood.

I specifically asked for a Chewbacca toy and you gave me another fucking Stormtrooper.

>>213744522
kek

>>213737665
first watts meme i've actually laughed at

>>213734352 (OP)
I tried watching this because of you lot. It was interesting to begin with but I turned it off halfway through, couldn't stand the adultery.

founderposting and coffeeposting are the surprise hits of 2025. hope they become as beloved and long-running as dullest franchise posting

A reminder this retarded samefagged unfunny trash spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly floods the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

>>213735105
>So they hold it with their hands...and bring it to their mouth...

>>213734352 (OP)
I don't get it, how's she eating it without utensils? Where are the napkins? WHAT'S GOING ON

>>213735750
HE GOT TWO
HE GOT TWO

>>213735141
as goofy as this joke seems, the reality that people act this way about sushi and steak is exactly the same, and there is no difference. People are fucking retards

>>213734381
those were crunch bars

>>213735105
How did this guy own and sell McDonald's when it appears to have already been up and running.

>>213747604
>wait, move the lips down WITH the jaw? then put the food INSIDE? but keep the lips closed while moving the jaw AGAIN?
>my god...

>>213735141
Yeah I do what I want, this board is so fucking retarded there was a guy claiming ketchup was childish because it has sugar in it, just fucking ridiculous there are people here who need a good beating to stop being so retarded

>>213741076
No, it was never good. It was a business, there is a reason americans got permanently fatter and sicker post 1950s. All the fake food products. Boomera just think it was special because everything tastes better when you're a young kid whose hopes and dreams haven't been obliterated.

>>213748167
Olde McDonalds was not fake food. Stop talking out your ass.

>>213734352 (OP)
I'm not going to lie, the whole scene that we all rip on shit like that was what made me start laughing. It was filmed like a fetish video.

>>213748025
I knew a guy who felt the same way about golf.

>Where do you mean where do you eat it?
>Are you fucking retarded?
>This is a business sir, please get out of the line now

>>213748167
>No, it was never good
Kill yourself kike

>Ba da bap bap baa
>I'm lovin' it

>>213749927
>No I seriously don't know..
>How do I eat it??
>Do I move my mouth up and down?
>I literally have no idea how I survived this long in life
>Can you tell me, please?

>>213734551
lol wtf

>>213749927
>looks around like he just took 3 taps of acid
>makes weird face
>looks around, walks backward slow
>HEY HIP AND COOLIO TEENAGERS, KNOW WHERE I CAN TAKE A FUCKING SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT

>>213749967
>Sir, I need you to calm down and listen to the sound of my voice
>We'll get through this together
>So, you're going to move your lower mandible up and down
>This will masticate, or "chew" the food
>Sir, no
>That's the bag
>You will need to first remove the burger from its receptacle prior to imbibing

>>213750051
>slow motion shot of multiple woman erotically eating a cheeseburger

>>213737900
Is she having triplets?

>>213737983
were americans really this dumb back in the 50s?

>>213750181
It was supposed to be a dramatic moment when he decided to buy them out. But the eay it was done ended up being so weird and unintentionally funny. But, here in America, people still see the 50's as rhe glory days. But hey, I'd liked to drive a 1953 OLdsmobile too.

were wagies really so nice back then

>>213746864
Good things can happen if you keep putting in the work

>>213737494
Roberto… por favor…. agua

>>213734352 (OP)
>>213737900
God I wish I was shrunken down and trapped in that burger

>>213735182
Women dont know what they want. You could put elmers glue in the bag and theyd dip their fries in it, thats why they shouldnt be allowed to vote.

>>213744094
The reason fast food cooks so fast but lasts so little is because of all the empty calories. I’m not saying I would eat that much McDonald’s in one sitting but I definitely could if I was hungry enough.

>>213750513
I doubt that one.

>>213735690
You know they use prop food in movies, right? More often than not they don't have real food/drinks on set

>>213747419
Busted, crusted, trusted, and funded.

Hey somebody should take the pic and edit his face to look ultra mad

>>213734352 (OP)
looks dry . can't even see the burger

>>213741076
mcdonalds is still good but some anons are really fucking surly and bitter so they will never admit it lol
did you know out of the many food options available at the olympic village, only one place has to impose limits on the athletes?
bodybuilders were getting pallets of burgers delivered and then going on to win gold
mcdonalds problem is they are gay and pozzed like all the other big corporations, the food is consistent

>>213750426
Word came down from the Brand. Founder threads are green-lit. Time to iron up.

>>213750588
Was I talking about this dipshit?

>>213751665
can you not make irritable annoying posts like this? perhaps get your head checked for tumors

>>213751709
Was i?

>>213748025
ketchup doesn't belong on a burger and you shouldn't eat fries so the reality is ketchup belongs nowhere. if you put ketchup on a burger you're announcing to the world that you live in a trailer park

>>213751882
Damn bro, where did the ketchup burger hurt you? Spill the tea sis.

>>213751752
doesn't matter and I'm NTA
people don't need your permission to reply
they can reply because a post reminds them of something or they think it is funny or whatever they want!
hate annoying rude posters

>>213751987
how's the meth addiction going, cletus?

>>213752130
Steak: well done
Ketchup: reduced sugar & sodium
It's kino time.

>>213751290
>>213749930

Ok guys, you enjoy tour chemical goyslop that for some reason never molds.

>>213751290
the problem is french fries and soda which is what kills you. burgers really aren't bad for you

>>213739066
Oh no, the horror. They should probably just quit and let somebody else do it instead.

>>213749726
This actually never happened. Shocking, I know, especially after the
>these fries are 7.563 percent too crispy let's use our old method again.
scene which actually did happen. One of the McDonald's brother could determine crispiness to such a degree

>>213752887
the way they ran mcdonalds was rather autistic now that i think about it

>>213737276
*Heavy Nostril Breathing* ......Yeh.....

>>213734551
How does the chocolate bar fit in?

>>213737900
I see an autoimmune disease in her future

>>213747419
That's some hobby you have.