Thread 213734403

Is that an actual thing in America?

>>213734403 (OP)
>butter employees when you ask for extra popcorn on your cinema

>>213734403 (OP)
is this a composition of the faces of every Digital Foundry presenter?

>>213734403 (OP)
someone 'jak this

>>213734439
>>213734403 (OP)
its not even real butter l. It’s cottonseed oil with artificial butter flavoring.

>t. ex AMC employee

>>213734403 (OP)
>homeless people when you give them a double cheeseburger fries and a drink instead of 5 dollars.

>>213734519
Bespoke face

>>213734403 (OP)
Don't most places have you butter it yourself?

>>213734403 (OP)
>butter
Why do Americans call it butter when it's soibean oil with coloring agents and flavor additives?

>>213734579
>in his mind you can still buy a burger and fries and a drink for $5
Sounds like you need a nap unc

>>213734403 (OP)
Theater workers are ALWAYS:
>some fat white nerdass with a shitty beard
>some nigga of some kind
>cute zoomettes

The fat white nerdasses get visibly annoyed whenever you flirt with the cute zoomettes, but the niggas don't care because they're probably banging the zoomettes themselves (which the fat white nerdasses also silently seethe about)

>>213734519
no it's david cross

>>213734403 (OP)
It's David Upset.

>>213734558
Seed oils are good for your health so that's actually a good thing

>>213734403 (OP)
>cinema employees when you CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>213734403 (OP)
Look my wife gives me when I pretend I'm too drunk to get it up cause I'm just too tired & sore working overtime the past week to wanna fuck

Give it some time if you ever get married. You'll eventually do it after a long work week, too.

>>213734403 (OP)
don't you pump your own butter or did that go away with covid?

>>213734579
kek

>>213735269
Maybe you should explain this to her instead of virgin strangers online. Sex denial only builds resentment which grows like a tumor throughout the years.

>>213735276
at most theaters at least here in the east coast they replaced the butter dispensers with silicon anti-bacterial pumps. you have to stroke, jerk, sometimes spin, and even slap the head of it to get it to produce. you can tell the older shittier theaters don't replace them often because they get really floppy and only a dribble comes out even if you suck it hard and good

>>213734403 (OP)
And then I say "One ticket to the show, Mister Show", hee hee hee.

>>213734703
this nigga started trippin' yesterday lmaoooo
shut the fuck up, retard.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/tripcode/%219jJ15bjmMc/

>>213734703
The niggas don't care because they're sucking off dudes behind gas stations

>>213735706
Zestiness and its consequences have been a disaster for black "male" sexuality.
Nasheed knew this.

>>213735269
You're pathetic and you'll need cialis or viagra by age 35 like the pathetic sack of shit you are and your wife resents you because you'd rather think you're bragging on 4chan instead of opening up to whom should be your life partner.
>>213735523
>>213734703
Pic related.

>>213734403 (OP)
>/tv/ posters when you tell them the actress is over 18