Thread 213735030

It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

I watch endless porn, don't socialise and never pushed myself to succeed in life.
It might be a little bit my fault.

Robin Williams actually improvised the "who are those apples" line

The improvise apples actually Robin Williams who like Damon like.

>>213735127
The other guy also imporverated the "I prefer pears, you sodomite" line.

Yeah it is

>at least I won't be unoriginal
Wow truly a mic drop moment for the ages

>>213735183
It's the Fresh Prince thing but this time it's White.

>Wait, Will. I got this one. You think I'm a sellout, why? Because I live in a big house or I dress a certain way? Or maybe it's because I like Barry Manilow.

>Slapchop guy: He mean Barry White, y'all.

>Carlton: Being black isn't what I'm trying to be. It's what I am. I'm running the same race and jumping the same hurdles you are, so why are you tripping me up? You said we need to stick together, but you don't even know what that means. If you ask me, you're the real sellout.

>>213735227
Based Carlton.

>>213735030 (OP)
You like pears?
>Yeah, why?
Well how you like this pair?
*Whips out cock and balls and swings hips in a circular motion*

>>213735227
Will wasn't the one accusing him of being a sellout though it was the black fraternity guy that rejected him, Will stood up for Carlton in that scene.

>>213735406
No, Will was calling him a bitch ass cracker and jumping around the room screaming while a tribal guy fucked his girlfriend