Thread 213735548

SPACE JOCKEY edition

previous >>213720651 & >>213720652

I cant tell if ugly or sexo

there's already a thread:
>>213720651
>>213720651
>>213720651

I just realized he's supposed to be the captain hook of the story

>>213735655
The xenos are the crocs?

>>213735548 (OP)
"It's me, Boy! Boy Kavalier!"

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213736013
Yes. Kavalier is Peter. Timothy Elephant and the MILF are the Darlings (Wendy's parents)

>guard the omelette
>tool starts playing
what the fuck is this show

>>213736237
>the MILF
Does she get topless tho?

>>213736272
Slop.

>>213736272
It's a fever dream.

The alium is defeatered by not by scaryed.

Everyone please point and laugh at dumb alien

>>213736166
Curly is the patrician's choice but all are valid.

>>213736349
>Peter Pan
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
>now IT
What's it ripping off next? Species, I hope.

>>213736272
>tfw every episode will end with dad rock
K I N O

>>213736272
>child robot evolves beyond her capabilities to hack a machine into delivering a quote from the sloth from Ice Age, "your furry what"
It's something alright

>>213736420
>Species
That would be the dream.

>>213736237
And the horrifying eye-thing is Tinkerbell.

>>213736420
i wouldnt mind if we got The Perfected or the woman in the dark showing up if we do rip of speices

>>213736602
How so? And who is Tiger Lily? Yutani?

>>213736630
>The Perfected
Would.

>>213736420
They're throwing everything and hope something sticks. I actually approve of this.

c.f the Alien ending up in a Louis XIV tier orgy and massacring everyone

I am genuinely shocked at how bad the editing is

>>213736420
>>213736511
>>213736771
>Elephant keeps telling Wendy she's an animal
>Wendy can hear the Xeno and the eggs
The twist will be she's part xeno and can communicate with them. She'll become their queen by the end of the show.

>>213736877
So what you're saying is, we'll get Wendy egglaying scenes?

>>213736877
she can hear the xeno because she has inhuman range of hearing

>>213736912
But she's the only one that does. The other boys don't. The jeet says he doesn't hear anything

>>213736937
Her robot body is special and had xenomorph organs put in it

>>213736912
>>213736937
>>213736964
i think shes hearing the hive mind or a queen is actually calling out to her

>>213736937
it could be simply because she spent longer in the synthetic body than everyone else

>>213736877
Maybe Alien telepathy is partially somehow related to electronics.

Aubrey Plaza as a psychic projection of a queen alien when

>>213735548 (OP)
> insert a spoiler in the official poster

What were they thinking?

I figured it out.
This was greenlit so Alien can have its own "what the fuck?" counterpart to that Predator reboot.
>>213737234
This time, Lennie gets pregnant.

Will we be seeing more Cid?

>>213737234
maybe i assume if it is a queen trying to talk to wendy well get someone casted as marcy and joe's mom and the queen will asume that form to talk to her

>>213737628
btw Wendy can "rewrite the code" because android-induced counter-neoteny is a superpower, just like autism

I can fix her.

>>213737703
wifi signals

>>213737651
During Wendy's biggest hardship, she will think of him again and ask for guidance.

>>213736349
Its how they defeat it at the end. They redo the ending of It. They all make fun of the Alien and it kills itself. Then they all orgy.

>>213737985
>Wendy turns into a queen because the cumdumping fertilizes all of her android-eggs at once
What did Giger's corpse meme by this?

>>213736420
Forbidden Planet

Where is Weyland?

>>213739144
Light years away on Planet Iceland.

>>213737292
are you saying she is a xeno?

>>213739300
She will consciousness transfer into a Xeno in the finale.

>>213739202
I know he's dead since prometheus but wouldn't the corporation have a new head? Didn't he leave any succesors?

>>213739316
i think a better plot twist would be that she finds out she's spliced with xeno DNA like Ripley-8.

>>213739144
died in antarctica

this show gave me fucked up dreams
i had a dream i was in a science lab for med students and they were doing an eyeball transplant, and i had to store the eyeball in my mouth for the moisture, and i tripped and fell, making the eyeball burst in my mouth and i swallowed the ocular fluid.

>>213737292

So she's the alien all the time???

How the fuck am I supposed to tell them apart???

>>213737707
>>213737234
Fund it!

>>213740258
morrow has a nice big name tag

>>213735655
>>213740258
>Ayyyy kills a bunch of guards and is sort of thinking over killin this maf, but instead kills more rescue guards...
He better turn out to be either facehugged or mostly robot, like just the brain is human or Imma be a bit pissed.
This guy are the brother are a bit plot armory

>>213740524
Its morrow or moron? Hard to tell sometimes.

>>213739144
>>213739323
nope he doesnt have any sucessors and Vickers mom didnt want anything to do with weyland's legacy

Jack Black is so embarrassing these days.
I miss old Tenacious D JB.

>Prodigy probably got Mr. Teng to infiltrate the research vessel
>Probably a normal thing in this corpo war
>He finds out some of the specimens will be worth something to Prodigy, sabotages and causes the shit to hit a city owned by Prodigy.
>Wendy's hearing can pick up the Xeno's frequency which they use to communicate
>Either by accident or this was the plan all along
>Upon the data download Kirsch focuses immediately on the eggs in the cargo hold. Did he figure their importance or did he already know what he was looking for?
I think if we can resolve the Wendy + Joe subplot by episode 4, and we can get some more cannon fodder, corpo wars, and alien antics then this can honestly be a decent show.

>>213740916
>Vickers mom didnt want anything to do with weyland's legacy
I could believe that humanity perfected ftl travel by 2093, the aliens, and the goo that does whatever the writers want it to...
But a woman who doesn't want money...

I bet they Write that this KId Wounder from Degrodigy will see beno and say "He is as smart as me! Finally someone to talk to!"

>/tv/ ranting about how bad it is
>finally get around to watching it
>it's perfectly fine
Every fuckin time with you cunts isn't it

>>213735548 (OP)
mug fits paedo show

>>213736237
The MILF is Tinkerbell, they even give her the haircut

>>213741478
>>it's perfectly fine
you probably watched something else then

>>213741395
kek
>>213741478
>dim british retard
this is why your country is overrun with muslims

>>213741395
He will then start trying to kiss the alien like in Alien 4

>>213741478
>listening to the subhuman yeet retards on /tv/ who argue about capeshit ad infinitum

Trying to figure out why they wouldn't have made this a Convenient followup using the exact same premise

Why the fuck can't Weyland-Yutani be assed to just collect xenomorph samples using androids? How fucking cheap are they.

You now remember this scene

>>213735548 (OP)
Is it good?

>>213742480
no

>>213742171
It's no secret Noah Hackley got filtered by the prequels and Fassbender is too good for his slop anyway.

>>213742480
It's good so far

>>213742319
i think it has to do with getting one that reproduces

>>213742480
It's enjoyable and another nice interpretation of the Alien concept.

>>213742418
It's so weird that Covenant looks more like a B-movie than the 1979 film

>>213737234
Legit idea for an Alien script -

Main characters are going to a planet to rescue humans who are hiding out from an Alien hive. They're in back and forth communication with the humans as they try to locate their secure pod. When they get inside it turns out the humans have been dead since before the signal went out, and it was an alien queen that was using the signal to trick someone with a spaceship to go to the planet so they can get off-world.

>>213742480
yes, its kino.

>>213742955
isn't that basically the first third of the first 2 alien movies?

>>213742955
We will NEVER see another Queen as long as Ridley is involved. He hates them and considers it Cameron slop.

Reminder that humanity has the means to easily shitstomp Xenomorphs (and possibly the Yautja) but for some reason they just don't.

>>213742480
It's enjoyable and a nasty interpretation of the Alien concept.

>>213743089
We had it in AVP games and "cant use it cuz we damage colony property. Then bad guys use it anyway to fight you as predator anyway. Its a fucking blueballing on highest levels.

>>213742995
The gimmick here is that the Alien queen is actually impersonating a human well enough that the main characters think they're a survivor.

>>213743044
Oh! I thought it was fine. IIRC Giger said the Alien queen was 'disgusting'.

>>213743089
>>213743089
>but for some reason they just don't.
because the corporation wants it alive, thats the entire plot of every alien movie and i think even predator 2.

>>213743089
See that's another angle they could go with. The humans go ALL OUT to defeat an alien hive, full power armor and nukes and orbital bombardment etc, but then the cosmic horror angle is that even this isn't enough.

>>213743140
Isnt being able to disgust giger a compliment?

>>213743044
>>213743140
there is a theory that the queen in Aliens was a mutated xeno because of the reactor radiation and not a regular member of the species

>>213743140
I thought Giger liked the design but was pissed they didn't get in touch with him about it

>>213740819
Don't they call this dude a robot in the first episode?

>>213743452
They explain right away that a synth is a full robot, a cyborg (which they call him) has robit parts.
His arm is the only confirmed robot part

blade runner and cybernigga are the best actors by far, the kids are atrocious, early edition's seed is ugly af

>>213743521
Pretty much. I did like the acting of the milf tutor that works for Boy Retard as well.

>>213743504
Bro he welded with non covered eyes he ether blind already or also has robot eyes. And yes he didn't close his eyes for it.

>>213735655
he's captain blowtorch
where does he keep the fuel

>>213743089
wasn't there something fucky with those niggas

>>213743608
he dragged the xeno like it's no big thing he must be wholly augmented the arm is probably just extra special because of the transformation modes

>>213743639
Also as a medic that guy could have still be alive. Looks like only his face is fucked up but our hero never bothered to even check pulse.

>>213743849
>could have still be

Saar?

>>213743849
The alien second jaw punched all the way through to the back of the guy's head.

>>213743140
>Send more Colonial Marines

>>213742480
it has great production value, cinemstography and thats about it
stupid plot with lil to none mistery, lots of easter eggs and fanservice

for me is the weird undertones of comedy that ruin it

Raised by Wolves should have been set in the Alien universe (with changes obviously) and gotten 5 seasons.

>>213742480
The great grandson of legendary hired gun, Smee is in it.

>>213743898
No

>>213742319
>No, we don't use robots that look like 35-50 year old white guys on our suicide missions, they're not inspiring.

>>213743608
>>213743764
There's enough human to sweat

>>213744070
>cinemstography

nibs

Curly seems to be the smartest one and that's why she's my favorite outside of Wendy of course

>>213744261
Also this shit too had most retarded drop and bluescreen here is cheap as fuck. Even youtubers make better shit today.

I like the dude that looks like vergil. Kirsch? He's great

>malding schizo from the other 2 generals got banned
thank god. If youre reading this go outside and touch some grass with your time off.

>>213744640
That's deputy sheriff Raymond Gibbons from Justified

>>213744668
QRD on what happened?

>>213744691
Huh, I knew I've seen that face somewhere. Still, pretty hot with bleached hair vergil style.

>>213736937
cause he gave her a better computer than the others. watch the show

>>213744795
Yeah, that's what I thought when I saw him. The show is okay, at least its better than Romulus

>>213744829
I'll wait for the whole thing to be out before I compare. So far I like it.

>>213744893
At least it's worth the watch

>>213744893
How many episodes have been aired? Only 2?

>>213744942
Definitely. It's the only show I was looking forward to.

>>213744975
Yup. From now on 1 per week.

>>213744976
Same here, haven't seen anything good in a while. What other shows have you enjoyed?

>>213745001
Alright, will keep up with it and keep on funposting about it here

>>213745016
Recently? Pretty much only Dark Matter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Matter_(2024_TV_series) and Silo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silo_(TV_series) (S2 was kinda meh, but 3 promises to be better).

>>213745042
Looks like the general will hang around for the duration. best thread on the board these days.

>>213745066
Silo sounds interesting, might give it a watch. Dark matter sounds kind meh to me, sorry to say. Have you seen southland? The one with Shawn hatoshy. I'd recommend it, 10/10 drama.

Definitely, reminds me of the days when we had the raised by wolves threads with the funposts of it's trajectory kek. What a weird series, did you watch it?

>>213744893
>>213744942
>>213744975
>>213744976
>>213745001
>>213745016
>>213745042
>>213745066

>>213744211
he's right it punched to the base of his skull isn't that the one instakill zone

>>213745242
What did he mean by this?

>>213745220
>Dark matter sounds kind meh to me

Don't let the multiverse crap dissuade you. it's parallel earths done right.

>Southland

Nope. Not my thing. I actively avoid stuff that's not scifi.

>Raised by Wolves

Praise Sol! Good show and very fun threads.

>>213745272
Not sure. Still think the trained medic could have spent a second to feel a pulse on his wrist or neck.

>>213745357
What was the contraption at the end of season 1 where some kind of black clad figure starting throwing up cum while locked in a cube like shape? It baffled me.

>>213745428
Waste of time, he's dead bruh

>>213745272
Insta kill zone is the base and back of the head, not the mouth. And it doesnt quite look like the alien mouth went deep enough to reach around there

>>213745428
well yea he should have I had the same thought when watching but this nigger isn't a medic he just wraps his hand in plain bandage

>>213745455
Don't think we ever got answers for anything.

>>213745538
think he was hired by nepotism from kid wounder or through sex offers?

>>213745596
he was also looking mega out of place in that team like a holocaust survivor in a gym with bodybuilders.

>>213745428
that's not the angle you can see it's a straight line to just above the fold at the back of his neck ie to the base of his skull
they can easily handwave it, although it's a stretch to assume the jaws extend that far

>>213745622
None of the soldiers looked big, but yeah

>>213745622
fuck i always do pictures after i write shit.

General thread culture is such fucking cancer. You third world poopskins that crave attention have ruined 4chan. I hope you all die slow painful deaths alone in your favelas

>>213745487
We know that because we're the audience and all but the character probably wouldve been more skeptical. Specially given that even irl there's been cases of people who survived some serious bullshit

>>213745640
anyway it doesnt matter to me he survived or no but the fact that he didnt even tried to check write him off as professional, someone who give a shit etc. Its just missed character building moment. Again we could contrast it with sis who will give zero fucks when someone dies or get injured etc. So much wasted potential.

>>213745642
i exaggerate a bit lol but they basically same as in Aliens movie more or less.

>>213745708
man i have ton of pictures and gifs from NSFW with people alive with much worse injures so.

>>213745662
Ah yes...

>>213745754
Yeah, it's a mix of alien and aliens. We're just missing the queen

>>213745596
Given he was at some point trying to fuck off from the army doesn't seem likely. I could imagine he instead got hounded into joining after entering med school given that trying to nudge doctors into being army ones is already common practice irl much less in a turbo corporate dystopian hellhole.

>>213745807
>>213745860
ffs

>>213745807
Whatever happened there

>>213745872
Is the pay good at least?

>>213745807
Should have named her GULAG, because, you know.. she is black.

guys we gave her a two way wireless but it never occurred to us

>>213745860
imagine referencing SENTURIES OLD BOOK as a fucking marine.

>>213745807
wary metodical saaar

>>213745872
he said he got a scholarship on mars but can't go and his sister claims he's a great medic and also he was doing quick forensics on the go but he has zero actual medic impulses

>>213745953
she as reading those books during long winters in her hometown on syberia

>>213745938
so they made a robot and have no idea how this robot works or what it can do physically. Or did they fing her body in some garbage pit like synth from romulus?

>>213745807
More like sybian

>>213745665
Generals always attract the schizos and Redditor

>>213746008
it was retarded how it was considered worthless trash but a quick firmware update made him op turbonigga
what a shitty flick

>>213745875
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>>213745930
>>213745969
>>213745996

>>213746052
I wish there was a way to filter schizos online besides their nonsensical ranting

I downloaded a torrent of S01E03 onto an SSD attached to a raspberry pi but it's just an iso and jellyfin wont play it, have i virused myselves sirs, clamav said it was clean

Overall the first two episodes were like a live action anime what with children in adults bodies getting swords.

>>213746094
Just stream it on ok.ru n'wah

>>213746094
ep 3 is not out, dont be retarded

>>213746061
also corporation was milking any penny from people yet trashed fully operational robot and dont give a fuck about WHOLE FUCKIGN SPACE SHIP WITH CARGO OF ORES stolen by kids or whole fucking operational space station. It feels like no one is reading what modern writers write, even they themselves.

>>213746125
>WHOLE FUCKIGN SPACE SHIP WITH CARGO OF ORES stolen by kids

There was nowhere to go, no one would steal it.

>>213746073
>Saharok
>Perchinka

>>213746169
holy based pic

>>213746160
they spaced the stolen cargo too. i guess no one counts the produce until they do.

>>213746073
>Simian

>>213745860
>>213745953

>let forensics Zane Cocherane this shit
>translaters note: Zane Cocherane is a detective from a series of mystery videogames released in the 2070s

>>213745807
I wonder how people in Siberia feel about this

>>213737292
>What were they thinking?

You believe the screenwriter committee of DEI hires can THINK?
They were hired for their genitals (in a non-porn capacity). Or their skin color alone (in a non-literate capacity). Or their gender identity (in a non-bestiality capacity).

It's not wise to be so ethically or morally generous to the FOREVER USELESS PSYCHOTIC demographics.

>>213737651
>Will we be seeing more Cid?

ALIENS / ICE AGE CROSSOVER series?!?

>>213746338
Brother head would be smashed in half and when they show his split scull with close up they will put an overlay of CID ontop of him.

How come they can't cure the scientist who can't have a baby with his wife because of his low sperm count when they have the miraculous technology to build a perfect, super powered android body and then transfer the literal consciousness of someone into it?

>>213746338
>ALIENS / ICE AGE CROSSOVER series?!?
>end of the series
>screen fades to black
>comes back to reveal a leftover xenomorph egg still on earth
>camera zooms in
>Scrat comes out of nowhere and shoves a cartoonishly big accorn down its hole, killing it

So what brain transfer are we getting for le epic subversion of all future movies?

Wendy into a xeno body
Xeno into a synth body
???

>>213746513
and miss opportunity to shit on white male? For how weak and pathetic he is?

>>213746513
what does sperm have to do with advanced robots?

>>213746570
What he meant to say is that we already have way to treat it not counting cuckolding. And they don't, He isn't some nobody too so has money for such treatment. So its basically drama for drama reasons.

>>213746570
wendy makes my sperm count go up

>>213746746
um... based

>>213742171
prequels were flops

>>213746746
That makes no sense, if you came to her, your sperm count would in fact, go down.

>>213746169
context?

why does it have a swollen eye?

Is there black goo in this one too?

>>213747503
Not so far and the creator said he's not a fan of the prequels so I doubt there will be

The Tool at the end of E2 kinda slapped fr.

>>213747606
based

>>213747606
>the creator has shit taste
Damn, this does not bode well at all for the future of the series

>>213747606

Good, that shit was a flop.

>>213747606
not a good sign

>>213747606
that's a good sign, no more ancient aliens schlock

Alien Earth is good because....

>Shitty anthology TV show is allowed more gore per minute and more creature effects than actual films
What the fuck is going on with hollyjew? Do they not know that we just want 2 hours of blood, guts and violence and we'd all be content?

>>213736166
you're a retarded faggot with shit taste.

bro got blasted with a electric ray gun and completely forgot about the 2 meters tall alien creature and that he's supposed to be with his team from ep1, what is going on

>>213735548 (OP)
I thought it was good

>>213736166
She is perfect desu

Guys I think we ran out of things to talk about

>>213735548 (OP)
>Airing weekly episodes in 2025
I don't have a high expectation to give a shit about this show for 10 straight weeks or whatever.
Who thinks airing one episode a week is a good idea anymore?

>>213749853
>10 straight weeks of discussing kino with my frens

>They did the "pompous evil genius eating a fruit" trope
really?

>>213747743
the end credits songs are so fucking retarded. actually made me laugh out loud both times.

>>213743044
where the fuck did the eggs come from then?

>>213749693
I'm blanking here, where did he get the stun gun again? Did he take it off those (actual) search and rescue guys after tying them up or was it something he had the entire time?

We ARE gonna get a vore scene of that plant specimen capturing and eating someone right? Preferably a girl?

>>213751128
Ooo and imagine she’s barefoot when it sucks her up…vore kino inbound

Can the xenomorph even convert the other specimens? I was under the impression this show was gonna have the xeno convert the new aliens to use for hunting but the gimmick is they are all parasites themselves

>>213740258
One is happy all the time and one is angry all the time. Even an autist like you should be able to read their expressions.

>>213751128
was that tentacle enamoring that guy with pheromones of some kind or was he just a over-curious dipshit because of his pseud intelligence obsession? I don't see how anybody human and alive would fall for the trick when you've still got to get within ten feet even if it does have chemicals or can reach out
maybe if they were super invasive and spread out like xen stuff grafting over everything

>>213751225
How would even facehugger the little ones or the plant?

The xenomorph also solos all of them probably. The tick/eyeball can’t attack because acid blood, the xeno is smart so it won’t fall for the plant/acid blood again. And the final one is a spider apparently but again the xeno is probably smarter

What was Vrille doing during the events of Alien Earth?

>>213751225
I doubt it plus they provide no proper uses for a xenomorph the other things are just things in place so they don’t blow their load on the xenomorph and have the humans be killed by other things

At least Alien Earth shows the sorts of retarded aliens the marines usually stomp as they're 'rescuing colonists'.
Shows how the Xenomorph is an out of context threat for the most part.

>>213751364
Do the dates match?

>>213751429
It's sick seeing the morph tearing through security.

>>213751534
It's sort of out of character though.
The xenomorph is a giant dick-monster that basically takes sexual pleasure in killing people. Hence why in Alien it takes so fucking long to kill anybody as it's savoring the moment.

>>213751564
I could have handwaved it for the soldiers by the elevator because it was reeling from getting stunned and probably in survival mode (IE oh shit I lost, stop fucking around and slaughter everything to get away) but there was no good excuse for it to euthanize a room packed with unarmed people in like 10 seconds.

>>213751517
>tattoo
DROPPED.

>>213751902
>xeno tears through a character
>https://youtu.be/Cb24kLd459Y?t=3 starts playing

>>213752021
>bill paxton appears
what

>>213735548 (OP)
Should I watch this or no? I feel like it will dissapoint

>>213739144
The company was taken over by Yutani after Weyland went missing. It's just a name now.

>>213736166
every single waifufag like you should be beheaded

>>213736166
>>213749241
nah, she's fine
https://saint2.su/embed/NXuMxHglOgK

>>213735548 (OP)
>>213735655
Is the bonus situation addressed in any fashion?

3 days later, i'm still pissed that fag said Alien has always been about a "bug hunt"
fucking bugchaser

If i was one of those sick kids id request to be put in a girls body

>>213753264
>not futa
Homo

>>213743089

lol not a chance. The Predators we've seen are the equivalent of a fat tourist with a shotgun. When the Preds actually go to war (to cleanse an alien infested planet in one novel) they wear whats essentually 40k terminator armour thats acid immune, duel should mounted lasers that cut through anything, and if the aliens get close the armour can be penetrated. Its pure extermination mode. And thats just to deal with xenos. If they went to war with humantity and brought out the actualy war gear and ships we'd be fucked. Remember even in the colonial marine era humanity is still a plaything to them regardless of the tech upgrades we've achieved.

>Just watched first two episodes
Aside from

>Tablets in Alien
and
>She's so high tech she can make analog computers to zoomoid swiping flicky ipad stuff!

It's kino

>>213736433
Stinkfist is considered "dad rock"? Fucking kids are posting now, huh?

>>213740258
I also thought that was some sort of flashback and that was an earlier time of the same android.
Giving them the same beard was fucking retarded. They CAN look alike to us whitefolk. I was genuinely confused.

Good show though. The guy who made the Fargo show did it and I like those for the most part.

>>213751785
>>213751564
This is a fucking retarded debate

The xeno enjoys being a rapey fuck WHENIT CAN MANAGE IT but has other priorities. It's not like it CAN'T or WON'T take it's time

>>213753472
I think it's pretty clear by now that the 70s/80s tech is just the in-world's current wave of design trend and the actual tech is advanced, people in-universe just have a hard-on for the aesthetic

>>213743044
Ridley is NOT involved though. He has no say over what goes on outside movies he directs.

>>213753554
which is a good thing

there you have it. romulus is great!

>>213753541
Of course. I dont think they need to be low tech. I think they should avoid Apple aesthetics lik the plague and instead we get a brain body transfer machine without any fucking electrodes or physical interfaces with the brain it's mapping

Touchscreens should be forbidden by the production design and the magic table shouldn't have been wireless super duper ultra advanced completely streamlined Star Trek shit.

I fucking HATE that they did that. Every time I see a tablet or Wendy swipes a TV screen I get totally immersion shattered.

>>213744795
Tyrell and Weyland-Yutani exist in separate universes.

>>213753590
Romulus was dogshit.
When they pulled out the aimbot pulse-rifle/smartgun hybrid I dropped all interest.

>>213745001
I'm glad they're going back to this. This is how TV needs to be experienced. Not fucking "binged". Fuck streaming.

>>213753609
I think of of the screens she swipes on, besides the tablet, isn't supposed to be touch screen, she's interfering with the "CRT" screen, that's why people react to her doing it by asking wtf she's doing there

>>213745345
This board is populated by schizos of all flavors. Surely he thought he saw some pattern. Probably would fight you on that image and insist that you altered it with editing software to remove your identity from some of the posts.
You know the drill. Dude might think you're a "bot". Very silly people here.

>>213745860
There's a "verb" I never thought I'd have to digest. Gross.

>>213753669
That doesn't make it ok. Her being so advanced that she turns ugly analog looking tech into heckin' iPhone 12 shit is cringe too.

>>213753437
As much as people hate AVP2 for 50% of the movie being so dark that you literally can't see what's transpiring onscreen, I always found it deeply satisfying that the whole balance of power is a single Predator wading into a hive of hundreds of Xenomorphs and he just fucking rolls them

Also it's a very cute production note that he's named "Wolf" after Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction, that's his role in their species, he's the guy that shows up in a hurry and fixes the impossibly fucked

>>213750242
It was Tree of Knowledge Garden of Eden shit

>>213749200
>allowed

You're dumb. People can make what they want.

>>213753620
so you dismiss the entire movie because of one gun?
the movie itself was good, you're just autistic. unironically

>>213749853
Fuck off you no attention span zoomer faggot. This is better.

>>213751938
You will die a virgin and not even regret it. lol

>>213737292
This show has had some of the worst promotional art I’ve ever seen

I'm glad the alien isn't just confined to a space ship this time. That was REALLY getting old.

>>213753757
>You'd dismiss the movie because it has a 2020's BMW with optional heated seating?
Yes, that's the point of keeping settings consistent you drooling nigger.

>>213753843
what makes you think that in a scifi movie, even with the retro-aesthetic, there's no way that yutani came up with a gun like that for non-military personell to defend themselves?

>>213753767
Keep making posts like that. Maybe then the tatted whore will touch your pee-pee.

>>213754057
Because the setting is grounded and focused on primitive but functional tech.

>Pulse Rifle but Aimbot but same size
Is retarded and completely unreasonable and unrealistic. The original Smart Gun was on a mount that logically was helping aim and target. The new one is just "tech is magic" luddite slop.

>>213744691
marshal

>>213754057
The smartgun is a massive heavy piece of shit to actually make room and usage of the aim-assist system.
If you could somehow shrink the auto-aim down to a weapon SMALLER than a fucking pulse rifle, BEFORE aliens, the Smartgun would not be so huge.

What’s the deal with Mr. Tang?

>>213735548 (OP)
Are teh Aliens rape?

Ok cool a ship crashed and there's aliens killing people like we've seen a million times
What am I supposed to be intrigued about? Why should I care about what happens next?

>>213754418
You should want to know how the hybrids will turn out and what Morrow and Kirsch's motives are as well as hoping Hermit survives

>>213754099
>>Pulse Rifle but Aimbot but same size
>Is retarded and completely unreasonable and unrealistic

>giant powerful research company has better state of the art equipment than massed produced schlock given to space policeforce grunts

Not unbelieveable.

>>213754565
There's zero indication that WY makes anything of quality at all, in fact everything they produce seems to be inferior technologically to the colonial marines.

>>213754565
Yes it is. There's no plausible mechanism for it the aim for you.

>>213754418
but what about the EMOTIONAL CORE of the brother and sister and the HUMANITY of DISCOVERING YOURSELF??? and oh what about WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN or perhaps even MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN ohh I just fucking love thick, rich THEMATIC STORYTELLING and DEEP CHARACTERIZATION!!! mnnn yes momma pour more BODY HORROR and WICKED BADASS KILLS into my flipping kinopot

>>213742319
You really watching a franchise renowned for its strong criticism of hypercapitalism and not understanding even the most overt examples of this?
You fell on your head a lot as a kid, didn’t you?

>>213754598
>There's zero indication that WY makes anything of quality at all

Burke says WY manufactures the atmosphere processors. Definately top of the line tech capability to be able terraform liefeless planets.

>>213754616
>There's no plausible mechanism for it the aim for you.

Of course there is. We've already seen the sentry guns in Aliens use exactly that capability. Try actually watching the movies next time.

>>213754703
>Burke says WY manufactures the atmosphere processors
The one which went up like a thermonuclear explosion because some apes fired a few rounds of 10mm APHE in there?
Sounds like a piece of shit to me.

>>213741002
>>Prodigy probably got Mr. Teng to infiltrate the research vessel
>>Probably a normal thing in this corpo war
>>He finds out some of the specimens will be worth something to Prodigy, sabotages and causes the shit to hit a city owned by Prodigy.
Ah . I am not the only one thinking the ship flying into the building was an inside job.

>>213754703
>We've already seen the sentry
The sentry has motors and pivots based on those. The Smart Pulse just auto-aims without having any mechanical means of self-maneuvering

>>213753611
Are you sure about that?

>>213754731
>The Smart Pulse just auto-aims without having any mechanical means of self-maneuvering

Armpit rods.

>>213747743
Yeah, but that is just what Tool does. They have no bad songs.

>>213754720
>because some apes fired a few rounds of 10mm APHE in there?

Again, do you apes actually watch movies. It wasnt marine gunfire that cause the meltdown, Bishop literally says it was the dropship crash that causes the overload.

I just realized Kirsch is a synthetic
I thought he was wendy's biological father and was just kind of weird

>>213735655
He's kino

>>213750446
Same. I'm old and love tool and black sabbath but it's out of place and detracts from the show. Which is bad anyways.

>>213754081
I've been inside women before. I make posts like that because you're pathetic.

>>213754762
Yes I am.

>>213735655
>Rip off new story
BAD
>Rip off old story
GOOD

Why are people like this? and why did they decide to base their new alien story on fucking peter pan?

>>213754912
The hybrids will never grow up.

>>213753611
>>213754890
unless you're arguing some autistic meta angle about them having been made at the time with no intention of being shared universes you're just wrong, it's already confirmed officially (along with a prometheus retcon)

>>213736402
>hugging Wendy while she smiles at me, while buttfucking Nibs, and while Curly rimming me with her tongue.
If playing the "fuck/marry/kill" game, than marry Wendy, fuck Nibs, kill Curly (same choices with the actresses who play them, without knowing anything about them).

>>213754418
>>213754647

I want to see Weyland-Utani and Prodigy go to war over this incident.

>They have an outright replicant on their team
No not a synthetic, that fucker is straight out of bladerunner lmao

>>213755492
I can understand they are kids but at 7-10 years old I knew better than to fuck around with people in uniform. Their behavior and acting isn't the slightest bit believable or convincing. Maybe they lobotomized them when transferring their consciousness.

>>213755584
idc this was funny as hell

>>213745919
No, but the bonus situation warrants discussion

>>213754890
Confidently wrong, then. I like it!

Make a new thread so we can finally solve the bonus situation

>>213755584

This is a show for people of mental age 7-10 years old.

>>213756038
>>213756038

>>213754731
i didn't like it but it had the stock actuators or something that were correcting the angle

>>213753778
>Chat here is a task. we have alien (xenomorph form Alien movies) and earth (like a planet we are on) make me a poster combining this two. Make few examples.
i bet the name came from it too.

>>213754565
https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/Armat_Battlefield_Systems
This guns wasnt even made by WY retard. Its whole other corporation that also has contracts to supply Military.

>>213754565
https://avp.fandom.com/wiki/F44AA_Pulse_Rifle
this gun is just pure magic. Literally nothing comes even close to this shit in lore even the fucking plasma weapons from Hyperdyne, 450 fucking bullets in a magazine smaller then in M41 and smart computer that uses the stock to fucking aim? Writers of Romulus just didnt gave a fuck.

>>213754703
Turrets berely move and just shoot in general direction of movement.

>>213754969
That's the opposite actually they are forced to grow up sooner.

>>213755584
Actors act like they supposed to be 6-7 year old.

>>213756805
yeah and the characters are supposed to be like 12