Thread 213735768

I don't eat popcorn or hot dogs
> UNLESS I'M WATCHING MOVIES
then, I feel like I've got to have them.

>>213735768 (OP)
if its watching a series (binging or singles), its gonna be burgers

>>213735768 (OP)
Can't you fucking Americans not eat for like 10 fucking minutes?

>>213735789
>gonna be burgers
picrel (if its a black protagonist)

>>213735768 (OP)
fat fuk

>>213735768 (OP)
>>213735789
>>213735806
Disgusting slop

>>213735884
>fat fuk
totally not fat.
post YOUR hand, fatty

>>213735768 (OP)
>>213735789
>>213735806
>>213736070
I don't care about the pretentious elitist pricks that shit on this, I could devour any of this garbage slop right about now.

>>213735768 (OP)
That’s a good light snack op, but what will you be eating after the trailers stop rolling and the movie begins?

>>213736110
Get a grip, fatass

>>213736110
>I could devour
my man!
guess what I'm gonna be watching this afternoon!

>>213736130
Okay, I'd probably skip the mcribs. Fuck I could go for the 'za though.

>>213736118
>eating after the trailers stop
if i go to the theater, i bring my own appetizers before i eat popcorn during the film

I’m watching Foundation and then the first Fast and the Furious movie this evening
This is my snack, just arrived
In the UK we call it a ‘munch box’

>>213736157
>I could go for the 'za though.

>>213736202
looks like pig feed

>>213735790
>Can't you fucking Americans not eat for like 10 fucking minutes?
imagine snacking during a (state sanctioned) movie after you purchased your kino viewing license and all you have to eat is this

You're supposed to snack, not have a three course meal.

>>213736070
>diet coke
Why even bother at that point?

>>213735789
That's a fairly small amount for just one movie.

>>213736202
>b-but at least immigrants make tasty food
wtf is that

>>213736395
So you can pretend.

>>213736395
>>diet coke
>Why even bother at that point?
who needs liquid calories?

>>213736395
trying to watch my figure

>>213735789
me when i marathon a movie

>>213736802
kek American logic

>>213736802
Aw cmon, live a little! We work too hard, we should treat ourselves every once in a while.

>>213736427
RENT FREE. Like we can't even have a fucking kino eats thread without you sperging out.

>>213735790
Of course we can. But we don’t have to.

>>213737467
Thinking about food reminds poor people how hungry they are and it makes them very upset.

>>213736185
very based kinosnackpack

>>213736070
>that diet coke
Lmao why do fats do this

>>213735768 (OP)
>not sneaking in an entire pizza at the movies
ngmi

I snuck in two mcdoubles the other day, you feel really fat when the wrapper makes a lot of noise during the movie

>>213737737
>no one will search your bag when they're sure its full of dildos and butt plugs

>>213735768 (OP)
>I feel like I've got to have them
That's the programming working as intended.

>>213737411
okay just one treat

>>213737737
my theater has a no singles policy so i can't go anymore ._.

>>213737818
i dont, i feel like solid snake knowing i got one over the minimum wage zombies working the concession stand

>>213736156
Berlin Alexanderplates

>>213735789
Those burgers look pretty good for mcds

>>213738468
>Berlin Alexanderplates
you're good at this. how did you figure it out?

>>213735790
what is wrong with you people? Every thread

>>213735768 (OP)
Why do people associate hot dogs with movies? Like sure, hot dogs are always a tasty snack, but do you actually go up to the concession stand when you go to the theatre and order a hot dog? I don't think I've ever seen someone actually do that.

>>213738508
>Those burgers look pretty good for mcds
those were Burger Kangz

>>213738527
>do you actually go up to the concession stand when you go to the theatre and order a hot dog?
NO ONE would ever order just one hot dog. Dont be silly

>>213738527
Civilized people have a nice dinner before the movie. Eating anything other than popcorn or candy during the movie is trashy.

>>213737737
We seriously need to bring back bullying in schools. Starting with the kids who's parents look and act like this.

>>213738527
I worked at an old single screen theater that played foreign and indie films. We sold hot dogs and they were popular at all, but sometimes people want "food that isn't popcorn or candy". Hot dogs are pretty inoffensive. They don't really smell, they don't make a mess, and they dont make any sound when you eat them. We weren't allowed to call them hot because we would have needed a different permit for that. People would ask, "are they hot?" "They're warm"

>>213735768 (OP)
to think that only cost you 800 dollars

>>213738548
Oh gross. BK opened up 45 mins away and they had a tapeworm outbreak or something. I was probably wasnt going to drive that far anyway but now I definitely wont

>>213738790
>was probably wasnt
Wow I'm retard

>>213738526
literally just put the fork down, fatty

>>213738526
Well this is a thread devoted largely to american eating habits so...

>>213735790
You're falling for the memes, most of us go a couple hours between meals no problem.

>>213735790
>Watch a movie
>1 hour and 30 minutes long
>Only eat for 1 hour and 19 minutes

I win.

>>213739374
>go a couple hours between meals no problem.
i hope you don't mean more than 2 hours

Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.

>>213739803
That's so sad.

>>213739803
>absolutely pig out for a couple hours
MY NIGGA!

I found out I'm 200lbs. I've been on a diet for a week. Limiting to 1800 calories sun-thur and 2075 on fri/sat. I've been well under each of those so far each day while getting >10k steps.
pray for me, bros

>>213739905
The whole order is 8,335 calories. The thing is after im done i have to go home and have skinless chicken breast or salad with no ranch or croutons with just vegetables. It sucks. She keeps getting angry at me for not losing weight. I've been doing this for months and she doesn't know. But one time I came home and burped and had garlic butter sauce stains on my business attire and she started screaming at me about cheating. I told her it was just a little cheesy bread and she calmed down somewhat. It's like damn Debbie I'll lose weight when i want. Fucking bitch.

>>213739803
You should be using that motel room to pig out on some strange, my guy.

>>213740080
2Fat2Fuck

>>213739803
You need to read women are from Venus men are from mars. No cap! It talks about men and women’s inability to communicate with each other, which leads to resentment and a loss of love in the relationship

>>213739803
Holy based! You should get better wings though.

Everyone says how you can't get hard when you're fat but they don't often mention that your dick gets smaller as you get fatter. More and more become root.

>>213740260
The wings are somewhat better when you tell them to triple bake them. I wish I could keep an air fryer in my car and get wings from Publix and fry them again in the room but she might find the air fryer and it would case problems.

>>213740314
>I wish I could keep an air fryer in my car
kek
solid gold posts anon

I hope this nigga is larping as a fat ass

>>213739803
>Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.
most based thing I've read in maybe a week. Enjoy your slop in peace.

>>213740314
Just keep it in the original box and say "surprise!" If she ever finds it.

>>213736156
YOU KING OF THE FOREST?

>>213739803
>every reply is a newfaggot that uses ghetto zoomer twitter lingo
woah, man

Nothing better than cranking four 9.5% abv beers then eating a whole red baron

>>213739803
>wife catches you going to motel
>thinks you're fucking around
>hires a private detective
>turns out you're sneaking some 'za
>detective gives all the details of snacks you love
>wife is so happy she makes you a special feast of all your favorites

>>213740020
>I've been on a diet for a week.
congratulations. You deserve a cheat day

>>213740697
That's not how human relationships work.

>>213740080
>You should be using that motel room to pig out on some strange,

Why is mickey d's so good when it's fresh but completely inedible slop once it cools down

>>213740832
>Why is mickey d's so good when it's fresh

>>213740832
You have to go inside McDonalds and tell them cook to order or Burger King and say you want it Hot Off The Broiler. They probably wont do it in the drive thru.

>>213740832
It's processed, the heat affects all the additives and their olfactory and gustatory perception.

>>213740832
its never good either way
I didn't eat at mcdonalds for years and then did once when I was feeling especially lazy and I got sick as shit
I wasn't mad, I was proud, my body was physically rejecting the mcdonalds slop

>>213740832
>slop once it cools down

>>213736418
That is barely enough food to get me through the previews, wtf is this?

>>213739803
I have a secret money jar in my car just for untraceable goyslop. My situation is less pathetic than yours though since I just eat it at home on days I don't work, but she does and only get 1 meals worth of food (1000 cal max).

>>213735789
It never ceases to amaze me how the phrase binge watching just became socially acceptable.

>>213735789
>All that food and only one drink

>>213739803
Your wife sounds like her heart is in the right place and you come off like a manchild glutton.
Have you tried talking to your stupid wife instead of lying and sneakinga round?
Women get real uppity about being lied to, tubs. Post a picture of your physique, I want to see how fucking fat you are irl.

>>213735790
I will not stop

>>213741186
>talking to your stupid wife

>>213741198
>I will not stop
THE BEST

>>213741093
Yeah sometimes i only get one meal because of my wife.

>>213741300
>1633410163023[1].jpg
How are their salads?

>>213741300
>750 calories per slice
lmao

>>213741449
The ranch is the best part.

>>213740020
I remember when I first saw I was over 200lbs. I thought the scale was broken.

>>213741559
>I remember when I first saw I was over 200lbs
8th grade

all this kino eating talk made me hungry
i ran to McDonalds
what should i watch now, Biggest Loser?

>>213741637
kek no I played sports and wrestled so I was always paying attention to my weight. I didn't get fat until I was 30.

>>213741721
Watch The Founder and eat it.

>>213740020
200 isn't fat, you're probably stronger than 80 percent of men these days

>>213741726
200 lbs isnt fat. you are just a manlet.

>>213738408
I hate that fucking black guy. They should never have let him be manager.

>>213741300
The salad makes it healthy.

>>213741786
Okay fatty.

>>213741214
I would rather be alone than wake up next to that thing.

>>213741786
Different anon, but yeah I'm a 5'9" 200lb manlet.

>200 pounds by 7th grade
>300 pounds by the age of 20
Why am I such a fat fuck

>>213742006
Stop drinking soda and juice immediately. Only drink water. You could probably lose a lot of weight just by cutting out sugar drinks.

>>213742006
don't blame yourself
blame all the delicious and succulent food offerings

Last year I started becoming increasingly salt sensitive, and now even a single fast food burger and fries will make me sick with heart palpitations and blood pressure spikes. It really sucks. But at least its helped me get my weight under control.

>>213741173
They don't sell them individually he probably has 59 more in the fridge.

>>213742039
there are no calories in Diet Mt. Dew

>>213742083
Vax victim

>>213740743
i wouldn't know

>>213742083
I had a Burger King Bacon King Burger with onion rings and BBQ sauce on the burger a couple months ago. Had chest pains for a week.

>>213742096
That shit makes you crave sugar. You are tricking your brain making it think you are getting sugar but when you don't get sugar you crave it even more.

I'm so sick of people posting pizzas. You are posting flavored bread that I cant even eat due to being prediabetic. It's not healthy at all.

>>213742180
>I'm so sick of people posting pizzas.

>>213741300
I actually used to make a similar pizza only with jalapenos instead of banana peppers and it was thin crust.

>>213742158
>crave sugar

>>213741721
I should get one of those bags.

>>213741081
Does anyone have the full video this clip is from?

>>213742180
I wish I had a lasagna but there's no good Italian 5 minutes away from me and I'm too lazy to make one

>>213736395
It's better than having regular Coke. If your only dietary change is swapping regular sodas for diet, you'll either slow down your weight gain, stabilize your weight, or even lose weight.

>>213741214
This clip is so old, I wonder what they look like now.

>>213742039
I found sparkling water helped me transition into a waterhead. Protip: just get 2 liters of club soda don't buy the expensive gay shit.

>>213742096
take it from a fat ass that lost weight by just dropping diet soda, it's still fucking bad for you

>>213742067
Just spent a week in london and barely saw any of these types. The UK is not as fucked as memes led me to believe. A lot of muslim women in head coverings though.

>>213742315
>it's still fucking

>>213742180
Rate my shit.

literally how do you loose weight?

>>213742353
nothing like a donner party kebab

>>213742202
That's Jets right? It can't be little caesars because we were always too lazy to put the liners in the bottom and the boss was too cheap to buy the pizza tables.

>>213742100
I doubt that's it, since I was vaccinated almost 4 years before this sensitivity emerged, and i haven't heard of that as a symptom. No, I've been medicated for hypertension since 2012, and I think long term use of ACE inhibitors as well as being overweight has caused my renal salt pump to become inefficient. This happens to some people with hypertension, and unfortunately I seem to be one of them. But it's ultimately not such a terrible thing because it's forced me to become very careful with my diet and consequently to lose weight. I dont eat fast food anymore and rarely eat in restaurants. When I do I must only eat a little, or a salad with minimal dressing and no salty cheese.

>>213742411
Eat more

>>213742411
Drop soda and juice drink only water and eat only Subway sandwiches. Just one footlong a day and nothing else. You'll shed all those extra pounds in weeks.

>>213742411
south bronx paradise baby

>>213742551
>eat only Subway sandwiches

>>213742551
Even the meatball sub?

>>213742411
kill yourself or move out of muttmerica

>>213742411
Count your calories and be amazed at just how much you are eating. Then figure out the most filling stuff that can meet your protein goals while being at a reasonable amount of calories. Sometimes something small has crazy amounts of calories and you wouldn't realize it until you start tracking them.

>>213742780
The mind blower for me when i first started really reading labels and understanding portion sizes was pasta. It is so easy to eat over 1k calories of noodles and not have any idea.

>>213742675
It would probably still work, depending on size of lad

>>213742933
Honestly same. Not only that but some fat retard on myfitnesspal logged the wrong numbers when they typed everything in so even though I was putting the proper amount of pasta that I was eating it was only 1/4 the calories. It's my fault for not double checking but I learned a good lesson in not trusting fatties to be honest about how much food they are eating.

>>213742933
Yeah anytime i make spaghetti i take the biggest shits ever.

>>213742780
How important is the protein part? I'm only hitting like 30% of my daily protein goals. Is that to build muscle or to help with weight loss?

>>213743126
It's just for building muscle. I was working out while I dieted and didn't want to be a skinnyfat when I finally started getting to my goal weight.

>>213741721
>i ran to McDonalds

These posts can't be fucking real

>>213742268
Probably decaying corpses.
Like the majority of fat influencers.

>>213742403
I sometimes do that exact set up. If I eat the whole pizza I’ll get some heartburn.

This thread made me get McDonald’s. Two Double Cheeseburgers, 20 nuggets, fries, soda.

>>213743163
That's what's up. I was born in the skinny fat, it won't bother me. I was never able to build any muscle even when I was swimming for an hour and a half every day

>>213743379
Right on. If you can swim for an hour and a half I bet your are being too hard on yourself that shit is hard. I tried out for the swim team and got kicked off and I was in good shape back then and ran crosscountry. Just keep it up, it takes a long time but it's the only way to get there.

>>213743259
>These posts can't be fucking real
you best believe it, padre
i'm eating all this RIGHT NOW

>>213743357
>Two Double Cheeseburgers, 20 nuggets, fries, soda.
Thats it?

>>213743259
You best start believing in fat fuck threads. You're in one!

>>213743692
>>213743726
Kino color grading.

>>213739803
anon this is literally a mental illness

I don't eat while watching movies
But I'll grab a cofe after
Anyways this thread made me hungry
I'm gonna make fish tacos

>>213739803
This is the gastronomical equivalent of a six hour goon sesh to the most depraved porn

>>213743925
>goon sesh
Why does this term always make me laugh.

>>213743958
After a certain point it becomes a goon rampage

What's the deal with theaters that serve dinner? Medieval times ripoff?

>>213743808
It's high time we took this place back. Thinlets should never have been allowed to take spindly roots in here.

>>213743958
>he doesn't plan a specific allotted time to fap
it's about maxing out the time in your day

>>213744026
They are desperate for revenue. They have to sell overpriced slop to keep the lights on. They spend 30 minutes after the movie starts walking throughout the entire dark theater with their phones blasting light with bags of slop delivering it to people while the movie plays. Its so fucking awful.

>>213736070
>*turns on your stovetop burners*
nothin personnel kid

>>213739803
I pray for your liver, kidneys, heart and everything else
Godspeed you madman

>>213743259
American website my man.
Now we just need the brits with their kebab pizza or whatever

>>213744286
A paki posted his greasy box

>>213744037
I sometimes wonder how many /tv/ users are obese since our main hobbies are watching TV and movies, and shitposting online. I wouldn't be surprised if we were the fattest board on 4chan. We also seem to be one of the oldest boards since young people don't really watch TV or go to movies.

Me? I'm 260 pounds and 38 years old.

How many burgers do you get at McDonalds? How many do you eat during a 2 hour movie?

>>213740373
Nothing based about it, you fucking idiot. lol Talk about a man with nothing to live for.

>>213744341
178.8 5'9 I'm white by the way.

>>213744341
I'm only 212 right now. Not sure how that happened. Usually I'm around 240.

just ordered $30 worth of burger king to watch while binging 20 minutes of For All Mankind. im bulimic so i threw it all up. feels shaky man

>>213744788
did it taste better going in or out

>>213744341
I'll be 40 in a couple of weeks. 200lb 5'9".

>>213736324
That's my leg btw and i'm seasoning up my food

>>213736418
based filmrobert

>>213744845
40 is a killer. i'm 39 and i was 155 5'11" like four years ago and now i'm 185. part of it is the beer, but yeah

>>213740832
I'm a DYEE gutlet and I can only eat half an adult size meal at a time. usually I can get a few more good bites out of the burger half an hour later but once the fries get cold there is no eating them as is and no way to reheat them

>>213737737
i wear a cowboy poncho i got from a goodwill like 10 years ago and then i wear my novelty beer bandolier and gun belt with the loops that are beer (or soda) can sized and i also carry a small igloo case with ice in it underneath my cool poncho.
someone tried to tattletale on me and i broke a beer bottle on his head and when the manager came in i told them it was black people and they ran and also i gave him a beer too but told me i had to leave but it was okay since it was that stupid fucking movie with the hot (irony) fire bitch and the faggot dirt guy and the guy made of water

How do you people eat all this crap without dying

>>213744341
40 years old and 6’0” 155 lbs. I work trades and am on my feet a lot.

>>213743213
Nigga , with that amount of food you aint running anywhere

>>213745123
some people arent as weak as others, i read an article where some kid died because he got slapped by a slice of cheese. sucks if your body is too weak or too stupid to understand cheese or peanuts or whatever allergy

>>213744921
The beer do be doin it.

I don't understand how people eat at mcdonalds when there is literally taco bell

>>213744921
Yeah, a lot of my weight came from beer. I don't drink everyday, just once a week, but when I drink I'll fuck around and binge a pizza. So it ends up being like 3000 fucking calories AFTER my day is over.
That didn't start until I had kids though. Shit, I didn't drink for like 7 years and exercised everyday up until I had kids.

>>213743213
will never understand the man that goes to mcdonalds of all places to order a fish sandwich

>>213744341
5'11" 165 lbs
I am a type 1 diabetic , I dont eat pizza or any fast food really. I usually am on my exercise bike while watching kino

>>213745322
their fish sandwiches are probably the best tasting and healthiest items on the menu.
Also is good for Lent

>>213745388
Dont ever order the double Fish Filet. Too fishy.

>>213744349
>How many burgers do you get at McDonalds?
you're looking at 'em
> How many do you eat during a 2 hour movie?
no leftover crew, here

>>213745465
I used to order that quite often with the double QP and an extra fish sandwich
Now I just dont especially now because now I'm at risk for fatty liver and gout

>>213745586
McDonalds double QP is the best burger they have but is too expensive now for the quality. They want $8 fucking dollars just for the sandwich. For that price you might as well go get the Burger King Bacon King burger for the same price.

>>213745638
I wonder how it would be if you replaced the big mac patty’s with QP ones

>>213745638
I'm making the better choice by not eating that and saving my money

>>213745279
>I don't understand how people eat at mcdonalds when there is literally taco bell
implying you cant from them ALL for the same meal

>>213745671
I think you can request that and pay extra. McDonalds Spicy Chicken Deluxe sandwich is bretty good. The sauce on it is actually spicy.

Absolute legends in this thread. All the dommies posts got me thinking about dommies tonight but I always end up regretting it.

And I don't care what anyone says, this munchie box shit is the shit. Wish we had these in Canada.

>>213735768 (OP)
If I'm going to eat food during a movie I'd rather go to the grocery store and buy a steak, burger patties, taco meat, homemade salsa, etc. Something I'll cook from scratch at home. I'll still feel guilty about over eating, but not as much as spending money on fast food like mcdonalds or pizza.

>no one with crab legs as their preferred cinema snack
so this really is nu-/tv/

>>213735789
Man i'd like some mickey d's slop right now, haven't had any in many months

>>213735768 (OP)
Let me guess, you need more?

>>213745950
I've always wanted to try a munchy box

>>213746141
That's BK lol, probably an old mccafe box

>>213746171
no, the sauce looks fucked up but i'll give it a go

>>213735768 (OP)
Beef flavored popcorn does it exist

>>213746175
I feel like this is just a specialty poutine. Too fry heavy. I like the ones that also include random chinese food like egg rolls and chicken fried rice

Cattlemaxxing

>>213746203
Maybe if you use tallow instead of butter, and some bullion as seasoning. Maybe.

>>213738641
That man does not have biological children

>>213738643
one warm dog, please

>>213739803
Chris Watts typed this

You are all such fat fucking niggers. I only eat once a day

>>213735789
God I miss being young, when I could eat all this shit through the day and not feel sick.

>>213741721
new netflix documentary about Biggest Loser

>>213741801
anon, i hope your not... you can't be referring to me

I only eat fast food like once or twice a month

>>213735806
BBQ pork patty sandwiches should be as ubiqutous as burgers, jews ruin everything

>>213742268
aparently she has an onlyfans

I don't eat very much at all because it's really expensive and I don't like getting fat

>>213747019
price is becoming a serious problem, along with shrinkflation because a lot of places are also giving you less than they used to for a higher cost.

>>213746175
I've never seen a good looking person eat one of these

>>213747127
"good looking" people are too focused on their own vanity to enjoy the finer things in life like the munchie box.

>>213747086
Yeah i'm almost considering poaching fish, and maybe venison.
I wonder if the game wardens have logged an uptick in this ever since the covid-trump-biden-era shit in our cereal.

>>213747162
As a man, if you're already short and balding why the fuck are you going to worry about keeping a nice figure?

>>213745320
i'm trying to switch to whiskey.

>>213747237
Definitely. But I would also stay just healthy enough to be able to stay alive and enjoy the maximum amount of slop I can throughout the years

>>213735768 (OP)
all the food u guys are posting costs like a million dollars now.
how are u guys so rich?

>>213747421
Mommy brings tendies home after work or she gets beat.

>>213747261
I thought about that but drinking for a a couple of hours and smoking a couple of cigs as I get drunk is most of the fun. It would all happen too quickly with whiskey I think

>>213746175
I would eat one, just once in my life

>>213747623
gotta sip it I guess, I prefer beer also but gotta make the healthy switch...to whiskey...

>>213747421
We don't pay for movies

>>213735789
>french fries
>becomes inedible in 10 min
odd choice.

>>213747623
No way. You can sip on a glass for hours

>>213736202
That's the one fatass thing the US doesn't have yet. Nobody knows why.

>>213747928
is that ball something that chills without watering down the whiskey?

>>213747953
Yeah there's a number of different kinds. Commonly referred to as whiskey stones

>>213736202
i'd eat that

>>213747976
gunna try it is there a recommended one or just try one and see how it goes?

>>213748006
desu you can't really go wrong here. grab the coolest looking best reviewed ones you can find on amazon

>>213747911
>We don't pay for movies

I only eat fast food and soda every day

>>213747261
Gin's better

>>213746761
No Robert , Like Ive said before loudly in this very lobby , you are one of the "Good" ones.

>>213748283
why?

>>213739532
Is that Karaage chicken

>>213739803
Too much sugar man wtf

>>213740069
youre eating 4 days worth of calories in one single day

>>213748879
>Too much sugar man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-GYaL8IewI

>>213740069
Give me your wife's number. She deserves someone better.

>>213748766
It's smooth, delicious, causes less hangover, is a little cheaper than whiskey (mostly because whiskey is so overrated), and mixes with other drinks better.

>>213749207
what's a good first one to try?

>>213748953
Grim.

>>213740069
>that fucking zip code
Howdy neighbor

>>213749207
Bombay Sapphire is a good moderately priced option. Beefeater is decent too for the price. Hendricks is better than both and a little more fruity, but it's somewhat expensive.

>>213749215
Bombay Sapphire is a good moderately priced option. Beefeater is decent too for the price, but it's more pine tree tasting if that's a problem. Hendricks is better than both and a little more fruity, but it's somewhat expensive.

>>213739803
Feeling admiration and disgust at the same time is so strange

>>213749526
>admiration

>>213749314
33139 here <3

>>213749573
The admiration is the motel room, the disgust is the quality and volume of food. Man's quite dedicated to his hedonism.

>>213749659
>admiration

>>213749659
The motel room is so she doesn't smell the food or find crumbs in the car. Also I like to watch a lot of Law & Order SVU in the motel room they usually play it all day. Something about sex crimes and lots of tasty food gets me going.

>>213749314
>>that fucking zip code
>Howdy neighbor
33138 here

>>213735768 (OP)
Why does seeing lots of food anger euros so much though? Is it jealousy?

>>213749701
ARYAN BEAST

>>213749314
>>213749604
>>213749781
We should meet IRL.

McDonalds anon from
>>213743213
>>i ran to McDonalds

i finished the burgers while watching Fantastic Four
kinda tired
wasnt quite ready for the showdown with Galactus
so I ordered some DoorDash for some $23 nachos
don't spoil the ending

>>213750045
Galactus dies from Hep C

The Chinese food quality has been really bad the last couple of years. Its all the same slop at the same prices with the same coupons. Even fucking foodtubers don't bother with Chinese food. Sad.

>>213750045
Pedro Pascal rapes everyone

>>213735768 (OP)
Fried pastry mass

>>213750320
Its ok ....he has anxiety

>>213740866
>could you eat this in 1 hour for $10,000 dollars ahh image

>>213750515
>1 hour
i could do it in 12 minutes

>>213750594
one of those just opened by my house , I might try it one day , but right now its super busy , like all of the time

>>213744921
>>213745137
Damn I'm a 40 yr old manlet at 5'6" and I'm 155lbs but I wear a 29" waist. But my dick is huge so I guess that's where the weight is.

>>213747417
really pisses me off that bongs came up with these slop boxes before us americans did, we really should have been on top of that shit

>>213747127
Sweet! I guess my disguise works.

>>213739803
wtf dude

>>213739803
How much do you weigh? How long has your wife thought you have been dieting for?

>>213752037
I weigh about 400 pounds. She has had me on this diet for a couple years now but its not working and she is threatening to leave me if i don't lose weight and start being able to perform again, sexually. I don't know, it's a lot of pressure. I pay the bills and everything and jerk her off when i can with a purple dildo. She is getting on my nerves and i need to eat.

>>213752100
How fat were you when you got married?

>>213752100
How do you have sex when you are 400 pounds? Can you take lots of viagra and lay down and left up your belly? Genuinely curious.

>>213742411
One meal a day no snacking

>>213752342
>>213752525
Was about 230 when we got married in 09. She was heavy too at 160 but hasn't gained as much as me.
I cant have sex with her anymore too fat and cant get hard. Im too healthy for viagra it can give me a heart attack or stroke because of the blood thinners im on. I will let her sit on my face and eat her pussy like a McDonalds apple pie but she wants the dick now.
I told her she can fuck guys but im not a cuck i dont want to watch i want pizza and wings. She isn't down with that and so we are stuck. She knows i cant cheat on her but with food and its ruined our marriage. I feel bad for her and everything but i always liked food better. It is what it is.

>>213752869
>Anon eats on his wife.

>>213750594
is that a milkshake?

>>213752869
>i want pizza and wings
>>213752100
>She is getting on my nerves and i need to eat.
based KING

>>213737737
>>213753766

>>213739803
This is like The Whale.

>>213752945
Just let the man eat off in peace.

>>213753222
goddamn i would demolish that pizza

>>213736395
sunk cost fallacy

>>213744341
5’8” my largest was 260 lbs when i was 19 years old. Now I’m 30 and 201 lbs with dabeetus

>>213752869
look man im sorry for your situation but i want you to know you are the reason i am focusing more on my diet and exercise to never end up in a failing marriage and be over weight.
i was going to get mcdonalds tomorrow for my cheat day but you made me realize im only cheating myself
god bless you and i hope you and your wife figure things out

>>213756141
>never end up in a failing marriage
if you aren't married by now
you're NEVER getting married

>>213740832
Literally pic related

>>213756215
im only 30 im still young

>>213739803
king.

>>213756353
yeah you can still do it. i'd argue you shouldn't though, women are a pain in the ass

>>213756949
thats why im single i prefer friendships and self improvement, once a year i get lonely and hook up with some slag from tinder/hinge and it cures me for a bit l
>this is not cope for my own insecurities and feeling not good enough for women when the only ones i truly loved when i was younger i refused to change for

>>213742411
Cut out refined sugar as much as possible, which means generally avoiding processed food and most drinks, including fruit juices.
Try to avoid starchy foods by opting for low-carb alternatives like cauliflower rice, bulghur wheat, steak with grilled halloumi and mushrooms instead of potatoes, replacing noodles with more protein or vegetables in a stir fry etc. Make sure you eat enough to feel full after a meal but try to limit snacking and skip breakfast if you can.
Don’t punish yourself but get some more exercise, even if it’s just a short walk everyday.

>>213736395
The argument makes no sense. If both cost and taste the same, there is no logical reason to NOT choose the one doing less harm.

>>213747127
i've seen them eating it but they usually eat like a quarter of it and then use the rest of it to throw at each other.
most of being skinny is eating until you're satisfied. fat people always have some mental issues that ensure they aren't satisfied

Great thread