Thread 213737694

>Napoleon is a snivelling insecure loser
>Josephine is a massive whore and it's treated as empowering
>the Brits are cooly and effortlessly superior
>shitty digitally grading, battles are barely visible
>trailer was set to National Anthem
i hate Ridley and his slop

How did women wash their vaginas back then? I would imagine they would of smelt pretty bad, especially with the hair

I feel like Phoenix isn't criticized for this role enough
He was fucking abysmal. Golden Raspberry type bad.

>>213737694 (OP)
Did people from that era just hang in their chairs like a bunch of disinterested teenagers?

>>213737749
no this is a scene from barry lyndon where everyone is drunk and barry is drunk and depressed

>>213737749
>he doesn't noble pose in his computer chair

Why make a Napoleon movie just to shit on him? His life was so epic you could make a trilogy covering his rise and fall.

>>213737743
It wasn't good, but I didn't find it terrible and ultimately it can be chalked down to Ridley's non-existent direction

>I almost saw this in theatres
my angel was watching out for me with that one.

My favourite part was when Napoleon shot the canons at the pyramids (which didn't happen, but that's just why it's funny, it just makes it funnier later) and it made the general of the enemy army spill his spaghetti and fall off his horse
comically fucking stupid

>>213737910
I watched in a theatre with my parents. I can assure you there was no puffing up during the sex scenes

>>213737943
>I can assure you there was no puffing up during the sex scenes
Lame

>>213737694 (OP)
Before Hitler, Napoleon was the most evil person in yurop lore.

>>213737883
I didn't go there for an accurate portrayal of Napoleon. I expected an epic in the vein of gladiator. Went there with two friends and all three of us were disappointed for different reasons, lel. We went to see Top Gun:Maverick and all three thought it was the best shit ever.

I rarely see them anymore, but when there's a movie we want to see at the theater, I send them an invite. After, we go out for a beer and talk about the movie. Then it devolves into talking about our jobs and wives and kids. They have a wife and kids, I don't. Anyways yeah, it's rare to have a movie, you really want to see with your friends. It's like an excuse to see each other.

>>213738092
Russians loved him though despite everything

>>213738092
He really wasn't, only Angloids (not even real Europeans) and extreme reactionaries thought that.

>>213738573
the napoleon is le satan thing comes from the press, journalists were already like they are today back then

>>213737831
Just more small hat seethe as he didn't put up with their bs.

>>213738694
It's hilarious that him getting the Jews out of the ghetto made the rabbits seethe extremely hard, as they held pretty much absolute power within it and could impose monetary fines on everything they wanted.

>>213738128
that's a nice tradition you've got, anon, hope you guys keep it up

kino

>>213737694 (OP)
"White man bad, just look at this one" The Movie ---Dykes and fags of Europe (with American help, as usual)

>>213739893
Honestly not that bad for three decades, what else did they have to do back then?

>>213737831
He was a big enemy of the long nose tribe.
The french revolution was the first Rochschild revolution, Napoleon freed his people from an interest debt based economy and the kikes have been seething ever since.

>>213737749
Unironically yes

>>213740848
The Rotschilds weren't a thing during the French Revolution

>>213737742
With soap and water and citrus oil

>>213737749
people still do this.

>>213738637
Jews didn't like him

>>213740917
idiot

>>213740945
I have it on good authority that black servants finally had enough of having to smell the stinky White women's pussies so they gave them soap (that they invented) and sat them in a bath (that they invented) and made them wash their asses.

>>213741473
they didn't have black servants in europe lil baiter bro

>>213737694 (OP)
French people haven't been protrayed positively once in anglo media since we refused going to war with Iraq. This is just more of the same.

>>213741739
In the 1700s they most assuredly did

>>213741999
you're too americacoded europe didn't use nogs

>>213737694 (OP)
I'm so glad that so many Frenchmen froze to death in Russia. Fucking scum rebelled against their King, and got smote for it so hard that the French people functionally don't exist anymore.

The RAPED. Language of the raped. Ideology of the raped. Nation of the raped. They'll be completely gone, vanished in a tide of shitcolor from Africa before the end of the century, and thank God for that. One drop of Aristocrat blood is worth more than the lives and souls of all French "people" combined--and the French obviously agreed, since they damned themselves and their children to murder a handful of nobles, permanently cucking their entire nation out of spite.

>>213742065
bro seriously believes the entire world isn't going to be entirely brown people speaking streamer english by 2070

>>213742065
*blasts your ass with a musket*
au revoir, faggote

>>213742037
That's wrong. The French and English often had servants from Africa or India, the colonies. Hell, by the time of the French revolution France was already rather shitcolored--blacks lived there and some achieved prominence. The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers was some maner of mulatto or quadroon.

France is what Americans MEAN when they say "there were blacks in Europe before modern times," and they're right. The French have always been shitkissers.

>>213737694 (OP)
It's british propaganda

>>213737831
Ridley Scott is perpetually buttblasted by Napoleon. Just watch the duelist. Him making a Napoleon film is like asking Stalin to make a nice speech about Hitler.

>>213742114
I think most of the real countries will snap out of it and kill al lthe browns before them, but the French will absolutely not.

To admit that the browns are a problem, the French would have to de-facto admit that the Revolution was Jewish and false, and that the Germans were also right about them.

They won't do that. So, shitcolor it shall be.

>>213742126
this looks like a google gemini ass post so I'm not reading it. probably some jewish revisionist shit anyway

>>213742151
lol deluded

>>213737742
Only faggots hate the true taste of pussy. I know you take it up your smelly ass.

>>213742179
You don't have an argument. He is right by de facto reasoning kek.

>>213742218
oh de facto reasoning? my bad man you're right

>>213741851
Yep. It's just endless anglo seethe shaping up discourse on anglo-centric websites and anglo-centric media.
>Napoleon being Napoleon
>DeGaulle not letting France become a vassal state like Germany with a French dollar despite the successive efforts of two US presidents, leaving NATO, no american base or missile on French soil
>not going to Iraq
added to that the contemporary russian seethe because France has the only legit army in the EU beside Poland so everytime Macron even thinks about sending it to ukraine it results in endless screeching on both sides.