Thread 213738303

>Internet is down?
>Good. I've got a harddrive full of kino that needs watching.

>>213738303 (OP)
>electricity goes out

>>213738343
It's okay, I can still read through my collection of kino movie scripts by candlelight

>>213738303 (OP)
>>Internet is down?
more like internet will be full on censored and you will have to login in with your mandated ID to use it

>>213738425
>Candle flame sets fire to your house and it burns down

>>213738498
Good I can go to the woods and check out the cave paintings

>>213738303 (OP)
>internet down for 2 days because battery acid leaked on my fibre box and destroyed it

>>213738425
Had a storm knock out our electricity for about 5 days a while back, spent the entire week just working out, reading books about Hitler and the SS and whittling shit out of wood

It was a good ass time tbqh

>>213738528
>Massive earthquake hits and the cave collapses

>>213738303 (OP)
I wake up early to shitpost, I wake up at 0445. I like to have that psychological win over the Jannie. For me when I wake up in the morning, and I don't know why, I'm thinking about the Jannie and what he's doing.

There's a Jannie, sitting in a basement somewhere, he's got his limp dick in his one hand, and an anime figurine in another. And he's waiting for me, and we're gonna meet in a thread somewhere. And when I wake up in the morning, I think to myself, what can I post today to be ready for that moment, because its coming.

So get up
Dust off
Restart the router
Reset the IP
And get after it

>>213738603
monkee

>>213738498
It's okay, I can still replay great kino scenes in my head while I lie buried under the rubble waiting for rescue

>>213738576
Good.
I can examine the rubble and form abstract symbolism in my mind.

>>213738303 (OP)
Mind if I look through your hard drive and be the judge if they're kino or not?

>>213738768
>It's all movies with anti-cop propaganda

>>213738768
Sorry officer, but you are grossly unqualified to judge the kino levels of my hard drive's cinematography.

>>213738303 (OP)
Do we really have to wake up at 4:30 am to watch it though?

>>213738603
kek

>>213738303 (OP)
isnt this guy famous for getting a bunch of his men killed?

>>213738768
>Sir, it says here his IP has just torrented the following movies: The Orphan, Moonrise Kingdom, Pretty Baby, The Blue Lagoon and Matilda

>>213738603
zogmaxxed physiognomy, I kneel....

>>213739662
>Has anyone here seen Mr. Tickles' Basement Adventures?

>>213739662
>Why are all his social media avatars anime kids?

>>213739662
>American flag deskpad
kek holy shit

>>213738603
is he slavic

>>213740112
Only for 12 years.

>>213740112
Dutch

>>213738343
100 percent serious that the whole world going without power for 6 months would be good for us.

>>213738768
Do you really have to snoop to get good recommendations? Idc but that's kinda scummy

>>213740523
Imagine the revolution