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Anonymous No.213739363 >>213739390 >>213739406 >>213739409 >>213739429 >>213739554 >>213739574 >>213739586 >>213739659 >>213742307 >>213742822 >>213743411 >>213743877
Why is he so weak?
Wasn't he supposed to be a god?
Anonymous No.213739390 >>213739406 >>213739437 >>213739460 >>213739574 >>213739624 >>213743538 >>213743934
>>213739363 (OP)
Physical strength isn't everything. He is strong emotionally.
Anonymous No.213739406
>>213739363 (OP)
>>213739390
Superfrodo
Anonymous No.213739409
>>213739363 (OP)
>Wasn't he supposed to be a god?
No. Never was.
Anonymous No.213739429
>>213739363 (OP)
Ironically, the only person who thinks of him as a god is Lex Luthor.
Anonymous No.213739437 >>213739484
>>213739390
>has several emotional outbursts
Anonymous No.213739460
>>213739390
>He is strong emotionally.
Eww.
Anonymous No.213739484
>>213739437
Maybe they don't have SSRIs on Krypton.
Anonymous No.213739554 >>213739694
>>213739363 (OP)
no? he's an alien retard.
Anonymous No.213739574 >>213739639 >>213739653
>>213739363 (OP)
>>213739390
Anyone that actually watched it knows he goes God Mode at the end.
Anonymous No.213739586
>>213739363 (OP)
It's now considered a hate crime to show your exceptionalism.
Anonymous No.213739624 >>213739665
>>213739390
This, diversity is our strength and jewperman saves brown kids from genocide

BRAVO GUNN
Anonymous No.213739639 >>213739836
>>213739574
I watched it 20 minutes ago. He does not. Dog is the hero.
Anonymous No.213739653
>>213739574
Spoilers!
Anonymous No.213739659
>>213739363 (OP)
He was intended to be a guy who jumped over tall objects and beat up gangsters, 5th columnists and guys who harass women.
Then he got a magical rival who had talking tigers and shit and things started getting wacky.
Anonymous No.213739665 >>213739761
>>213739624
It's not Gunn's fault that 99% of america is brown people. Blame the founding father slavers for that.
Anonymous No.213739694 >>213739723 >>213741020 >>213741474
>>213739554
Anonymous No.213739723
>>213739694
I mean that's 15,000 years from now. And I imagine 15k years of solitude would make him even more autistic than Snyderman.
Anonymous No.213739761
>>213739665
We have a giant bronze woman in the harbor that literally advertises space for poor and huddled masses.
Maybe leaving that up all this time was a bad idea? It certainly makes everyone feel welcome.
Anonymous No.213739836
>>213739639
Watching it in the background while you touch your tiny weiner doesn't count anon kun
Anonymous No.213740985 >>213742334
Why did he need the dog to kill drones? Can't he just zap them
Anonymous No.213741020
>>213739694
Why didn't other crptonians find a yellow sun to stay in and become gods themselves
Anonymous No.213741474 >>213742291
>>213739694
He'd lose to Cosmic Armour Superman
Anonymous No.213742291
>>213741474
Isn't that a machine though?
Anonymous No.213742307 >>213743842
>>213739363 (OP)
>cant even train a dog
LMAO
Anonymous No.213742331 >>213743744 >>213743890
He was never weak in the movie. He was only injured by his own clone, and when he was exposed to Kryptonite. Against the giant monster he was holding back because he didn't want to kill it.
Anonymous No.213742334 >>213743558 >>213743594
>>213740985
>Why did he need the dog to kill drones? Can't he just zap them
He can't even competently fist-fight another guy who has to wait for "fighting moves" to be shouted at him by people over a communicator.
Easily the dumbest part of an otherwise reasonably good movie.
Superman is literally not fast enough to get the jump on a guy who's waiting for some nerd to shout "Number 5! Do a Number 5!" at him remotely.
Anonymous No.213742822
>>213739363 (OP)
he's just being nice
Anonymous No.213743411
>>213739363 (OP)
bad writing.
Anonymous No.213743511
He seemed about as strong as the Animated Series version, though it's been a while so I might be forgetting DCAU's feats
Anonymous No.213743523 >>213743621
>make superman strong
>"HE'S TOO OP!!! THE MOVIE IS BORING, NO STAKES OR TENSION!!!"
>put limits on supermans powers
>"HE'S TOO WEAK!!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOD!!!"
Anonymous No.213743538
>>213739390
>He is strong emotionally.
#supershit
Anonymous No.213743558
>>213742334
need webm of big smoke ordering at cluckin bell as superman gets rekt
Anonymous No.213743594
>>213742334
Most of his punches sent Supes flying half a mile away- he got his orders while he was staggered. The better nit to pick is Clark only noticing the numerous cameras that always accompany Ultraman when it's time to break them.
Anonymous No.213743621
>>213743523
>supes op like designed to be -> boring
>supes nerfed -> he's supposed to be op
these are consistent. mos was good tho
Anonymous No.213743744 >>213743890
>>213742331
I don't know why ppl say he was weak. They he's the invincible ironman
Anonymous No.213743842
>>213742307
It's pretty brave for a movie to actually present a dog as the annoying little cunts they actually are
Anonymous No.213743877
>>213739363 (OP)
Learn how to shitpost better
Anonymous No.213743890
>>213742331
>>213743744
Not many people understand Superman. Kryptonite poisoning takes him a couple of days to recover. Why? Clark has been on Earth for 30 years. Even Clark mentions this in the Supergirl scene. His body has adapted to the Sun's radiation on Earth. He should recover fairly quickly. It's not like the clip below when he gets shot by a Kryptonite bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxH2KC2qho
Anonymous No.213743934
>>213739390
we as men must be better and do better.
Anonymous No.213743973