Thread 213739523

63 posts 28 images /tv/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:03:58 PM No.213739523 >>213739600 >>213739646 >>213739666 >>213739710 >>213739725 >>213740130 >>213740818 >>213740952 >>213741373 >>213741518 >>213741620 >>213741698 >>213742134 >>213742889 >>213743974 >>213744027 >>213744253 >>213744636 >>213745539 >>213746539 >>213746678

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>Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to fuck you.
How would /tv/ react to this situation?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:04:56 PM No.213739551 >>213741606

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>smell it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:05:50 PM No.213739576 >>213741725

nothing raunchy happens in this movie otherwise you would've posted it in one of these lame perpetual threads i always ignore
this movie sucks and so do you

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:06:30 PM No.213739593 >>213739641 >>213740159 >>213744533

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eat the ass

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:06:48 PM No.213739600

>>213739523 (OP)
>How would /tv/ react to this situation?

Umm... I'd fuck her?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:07:25 PM No.213739613

No way fag.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:08:19 PM No.213739641

>>213739593
fookin legend that lad there

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:08:33 PM No.213739646 >>213739972

>>213739523 (OP)
I say
>Let's drink whiskey and watch Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade, and see where things go.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:09:21 PM No.213739666

>>213739523 (OP)
I ain't tryin to get several stis on my first time get away from me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:10:48 PM No.213739710

>>213739523 (OP)
Give her the ol' 2 pumps n cry.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:11:34 PM No.213739725

>>213739523 (OP)
As long as is not there pretending to be a maid or something

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:12:25 PM No.213739742 >>213740281 >>213741573 >>213742426 >>213742799 >>213745406

https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:21:06 PM No.213739972

>>213739646
you're getting laid for sure

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:27:28 PM No.213740130

>>213739523 (OP)
Split those cakes

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:28:25 PM No.213740159 >>213744775

>>213739593
wait isn't this that swedish league of legends player

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:29:42 PM No.213740201 >>213741023 >>213741098 >>213741428

>have phimosis
>everytime I have sex it hurts

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:32:27 PM No.213740281 >>213741564 >>213742799

>>213739742
Whats this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:53:20 PM No.213740818

>>213739523 (OP)
Do whatever JLaw told me to do

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:58:25 PM No.213740952

>>213739523 (OP)
Not tonight, babe. I'm having a migraine. And my fibromyalgia is acting up again.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:59:53 PM No.213740999 >>213741317

>*Sigh* Thanks Mom. Thanks Dad. Just tell him not to let any get in my hair

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:00:55 PM No.213741023 >>213741428

>>213740201
same bro. I've been doing some treatment for a few months but it's marginally improved. might just ask the doc to mutilate me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:02:02 PM No.213741057 >>213745233

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:03:05 PM No.213741090 >>213745233

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:03:20 PM No.213741098

>>213740201
just cut off the foreskin bro

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:04:08 PM No.213741115 >>213742878 >>213745233

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:09:39 PM No.213741276

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Jonathan Brown from Project X did a scene with Phoenix Marie

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:11:14 PM No.213741317

>>213740999
Checked and keked

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:13:18 PM No.213741373

>>213739523 (OP)
FEVER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:15:36 PM No.213741428

>>213740201
>>213741023
LMAO worm-dicked losers stay losing

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:18:53 PM No.213741518 >>213746025

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>>213739523 (OP)
*BRAAAAApppprprprplblbblblbllbrrrrrrtttt*
*splort*
what did she mean by this?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:20:52 PM No.213741564 >>213742799

>>213740281
>Asked the virgin newfag

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:21:07 PM No.213741573

>>213739742
Lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:22:11 PM No.213741606

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>>213739551
It should have been ME!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:22:41 PM No.213741620

>>213739523 (OP)
>huh, my parents are weirder then I thought

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:23:32 PM No.213741646

Then just the fuck up and do your job.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:25:16 PM No.213741698

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>>213739523 (OP)
would just ask for very tight hugs and kisses, that's all

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:26:30 PM No.213741725 >>213741867

>>213739576
You obviously haven't seen it, there's full-frontal nudity

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:31:26 PM No.213741867 >>213742224

>>213741725
JLaw gonna be full frontal nude in her new movie Die My Love as well.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:42:35 PM No.213742134

>>213739523 (OP)
You see, when you burn local you water at the roots. You seed where it needs sowing. You plant for tomorrow's shade. Burning local isn't about flexing - it's about feeling. You light that fire in you, and spread to your community. You burn local at the McDs, at the grocer, at the modest gay club. To burn local you have to get it on. And when it's On it's hard to turn Off

John the fisherman !!Dilx95sJMUH 8/16/2025, 11:46:48 PM No.213742224

>>213741867
At some point we have to accept she just hates us

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:56:04 PM No.213742426

>>213739742
>https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
this will always be funny.
As for the OP, I wish that movie went full pervert instead they kept it clean in the end. Until 30 mins or so is very funny though.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:10:54 AM No.213742799

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>>213739742
>>213740281
>Whats this
>>213741564
>newfag
Actually people dont often know because they are newfags but it originally came from a thread about some swedish or german movie about a man who is hired as a PI to find a young girl who has been kidnapped, eventually he finds that she has been sex trafficked across the world or continent (I have never watched the movie)
When he gets caught by the gangster sex trafficker ring he finds out they have brainwashed the little girl, even mentioning that they took her tonsils out so she can deepthroat without gagging. By then she is basically a 8 or 9 year old sex crazed loli and they have him died to a chair and force her to...suck his cock.
So that is why the vocaroo was made.
Of course now the newfags like the newfag who called you a newfag just think it is from the knock knock keanu reeves flick because it is customary to post it in those threads.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:14:25 AM No.213742878 >>213743422

>>213741115
Is this whole movie about a Jewish boy being given a shiska for pleasure by his degenerate Jew parents?

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:14:55 AM No.213742889

>>213739523 (OP)
Refuse out of principle, then beat her and the parents

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:37:21 AM No.213743422

>>213742878
Sure

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:00:57 AM No.213743974

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>>213739523 (OP)

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:03:24 AM No.213744027

>>213739523 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything. I would go and have sex with her, because that's what nobody else did.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:13:40 AM No.213744253

>>213739523 (OP)

She's already been paid so I'd fuck her.

But I'd make my parents watch to see that they're getting their moneys worth.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:17:20 AM No.213744339 >>213744808

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How would the parents know unless they got to watch?

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:24:47 AM No.213744533

>>213739593
No. He's some British lad that lost his virginity to a 'porn star'

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:29:13 AM No.213744636

>>213739523 (OP)
Doubt. My parents are sex negative Christians.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:34:11 AM No.213744775

>>213740159
No, that is not Baus, he is pure.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:35:20 AM No.213744808

>>213744339
You can make noises and go outside smoking a cigarrete

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:39:07 AM No.213744908 >>213745483

>it's another coming of age story where the led is some scrawny Jew and a hot white woman.
Every time.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:51:17 AM No.213745233 >>213745254

>>213741115
>>213741090
>>213741057
Haven't seen the movie, but .... is the guy in the movie mentally disabled?

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:52:12 AM No.213745254

>>213745233
he's a /tv/ poster

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:58:40 AM No.213745406

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>>213739742

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:01:24 AM No.213745483 >>213746431

>>213744908
Gotta have a next generation michael sera

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:04:00 AM No.213745539

>>213739523 (OP)
I would get out my phone, bring up her asshole leak, then tell her to spread her cheeks and get in really close to confirm, once and for all, that it is indeed her hole we have been fapping too for all these years.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:25:20 AM No.213746025

>>213741518
ew. kys

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:42:47 AM No.213746431

>>213745483
No one will ever compare to him

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:48:37 AM No.213746539

>>213739523 (OP)
"Sex out of wedlock is a sin, begone harlot!"

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:55:29 AM No.213746678

>>213739523 (OP)
Simp hard hard for my walledfu and blow it by scaring her away.