Thread 213740232

If your crush asks you for movie recommendations what is the correct course of action?

Please no unc advice

>>213740232 (OP)
Greatest Story Never Told

>>213740232 (OP)
That cannot be fucking real

Return of the Living Dead

>>213740232 (OP)
i wish a chimpanzee would violently pull those rings out of her nose with chimpanzee grip strenght

>>213740232 (OP)
So people like that actually exist ?

>>213740232 (OP)
>nothing but capeslop

>>213740232 (OP)
Hudson Hawk

Men Behind the Sun
Come and See
Salo
Milo & Otis

All the above flicks WILL drop panties, take notes gentleniggers

>>213740355

bunny ball ball!!

>>213740347
She is interested in him, not you. Enjoy your gay Russian films with a fat chick.

>>213740232 (OP)
I always say Robocop, and every time they go like 'What? That really OLD movie from 80s?'.
Yes bitch and now we gonna watch it...
And then they love it every time.

>>213740232 (OP)
You know this site is filled with mentally ill retards when you see this as a bad thing and not the smart decision. No by all means suggest your epic letterboxd picks and end up scaring the hoes.

>>213740395
>She is interested in him, not you.

OK? That doesn't make his taste in films any less shit.

>>213740446
A regular white woman in 2025 would be far more interested in a regular letterboxd pick than a list of 117 movies that starts with a load of capeslop.

>>213740232 (OP)
Trick question - there is no correct course of action. If she asks you that question and you're not officially dating she already thinks of you as a friend.

>>213740515
I'm talking about the OP image retard. It's supposed to be some sort of ragebait about how dare an unsophisticated douche have a girl into him!!! but it says she's literally never watched a movie before. Dunces

>>213740395
>She

>>213740395
you're a boring miserable pleb and so are these two jokers

>>213740232 (OP)
If that guy is purposely listing capeshit to fuck with her then based beyond belief

>>213740395
>prideful of having lowest common denominator film watcher ambitions
manchild

>>213740232 (OP)
>no unc advice
Oof. You've already lost. Too dumb to know how dumb you are.

>>213740561
Bro she's literally mocking him for it online in front of a global audience.

>>213740232 (OP)
Hellraiser, the thing, evil dead series, reanimator series

Just date arthoes and not retarded normie women

>>213740232 (OP)
i google the movie where a woman is raped in red tunnel and tell her that

>>213740232 (OP)
2 or 3 picks. One drama, one comedy, one "weird shit", but not too weird. Like, in 2010 it'd be a wes anderson, today i'd go with "riddle of fire". If i'm slightly interested, offer her to come watch one at my place.
Certainly not
>100 disneyslop in a row
Take me behind the barn and end my misery if it comes to this.

>>213740232 (OP)
Hilarious lie. There are like 40 mcu movies, not 117

>>213740395
>She is interested in him
Was

>>213740232 (OP)
Just name a movie you like, if it watches it, you have a conversational piece

>>213740232 (OP)
no one likes the shitty movies you like
you are not going to guess correctly what movies they would like either

>>213740552
Factually incorrect, as the woman in OP has a crush on the guy.

>>213740232 (OP)
she has a crush on a child ?

>>213740232 (OP)
>please no unc advice

Wtf are you even asking, then?

>>213741042
>has
had

>>213740232 (OP)
>annoying woman keeps bothering me
>keep telling her to fuck off but she wont
>finally say that ill date her if she watches 100 movies i recommend
>pick the absolute worst movies i have ever heard of
>move away and tell her i'll be back next summer

sisters this is giving ick

>>213741175
On account of his terrible taste in movies.

>>213740232 (OP)
is her crush 8 years old?

>>213740395
she got the ick after seeing that list

Only by that list you can tell the guy has bad genetics and her future is ruined if she ends up with him.

>>213741498
shes a white woman. she already has bad genetics

>>213740232 (OP)
Leaving Las Vegas.

>>213740748
this

>>213740748
Arthoes are either sluts (the hoe part) or mentally ill (the art part). I would never date a slut and I'd never ever date someone as mentally ill as me.

>>213740748
Where would one go about finding these hoes?

>>213740471
Taste is subjective you moron. Your opinions are not facts.

>>213742276
Can't unless you get your whole pussy out every time and also you have to be real.

>>213742276
Actual answer: clubs, preferably alternative, with a dance floor. Or check out a bookstore or second-hand place but you're less likely to success in those unless you've got game.
Meme answer: one is sucking my dick right now

>>213741498
Said the grown man who lives with his mom

>>213742339
wtf are these "alternative clubs" today?

Your spam is pathetically obvious, nigger.

>>213742339
>clubs
>dancefloor
lmaoooo unc pls. you meet girls like that on tumblr, nowhere else

>>213741087
who is this hairkino?

>>213740232 (OP)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>213740297
It is, that's literally how normies that considers themselves "into movies" behave.

>>213740232 (OP)
I don't watch movies
Also
>turn the workplace into a fucking relationship
>turn relationships into busywork presentations
The absolute state

>>213741904
>I would never date a slut
Good, more for me.

>>213740232 (OP)
>no unc advice
Fuck you then whore, you fucking whore, fucking bitch whore.

>>213740232 (OP)
this is what I would do if a girl had a crush on me, a girl has never had a crush on me though

>>213740232 (OP)
I'd tell her to watch
barry lyndon
the duellists
amadeus

There's a difference between high art and low art. Generally, if the woman you're trying to fuck isn't likely going to appreciate classical music or going to the opera, it's safer just to recommend slop to her.

Even I have trouble watching films from the 40s and the 50s due to how antiquated the language is. And they are shot in a slower, more deliberate way.

Putting Smartphone induced ADHD Zoomers infront of Barry Lyndon would seem like torture for them.