Thread 213741821

How would you defeat it?

i would simply not smile

>>213741821 (OP)
I would frown.

Nigga just close your eyes and yell "I don't believe in you"

>>213741827
>>213741852
but saar you cannot

i would play the lily allen song "smile" over and over until the entity left

>>213741821 (OP)
Take her out for dinner.

>>213741821 (OP)
go into the middle of the woods where no one will find me and blow myself up with a grenade

>>213741821 (OP)
Cop had it figured out.
But I think the real answer is to be its friend and kill a LOT of people

>>213742270
It'll just warp reality and make it so the suicide attempt was a hallicunation

>>213741821 (OP)
My smile is creepier.

By having consensual sex with Skye Riley.

>>213741821 (OP)
hour long sessions of unprotected seggs with naomi scott

>>213742261
my cock would be in her mouth so much it would be impossible for her to smile

>>213741821 (OP)
There should be a bodybuilder who does the smile and then grabs his chin and the top of his head and slowly breaks his own neck.
All while smiling a smile.

>>213741821 (OP)
Could it do anything if I just blinded myself?

Naomi is a pretty good singer, which seems to scare some people.

Just masturbate furiously all the time making things awkward for the entity.

>>213741821 (OP)
i would watch a movie that isnt creatively bankrupt and boring

>>213742590
>entity turns into a little girl like in the autograph scene
>someone sees you masturbating in front of it
>you're now in jail
>dies by suicide in jail
You can't win

sit in a room surrounded by televsions only playing female comedians

>>213741821 (OP)
I hated how the movie actually proposed a really interesting way to defeat the monster but then right before they were gonna try it everything fell apart for no reason and then they just repeated the ending of the first film.

>>213741821 (OP)
I would hold up a mirror right as the monster commits suicide so that the monster infects itself.

>>213741821 (OP)
The Smile Monster is now locked inside my dark and twisted mind with me. Heh nothing personal kid.....

>>213742909
>smile monster enters my body
>attempts to warp my trauma and manipulate me
>smile monster is horrified to find out that he just entered into the mind of a conservative who DOESN'T give one flying fuck about your feelings, uses logic to debate the smile monster, and can be the counter-culture epic by voting for le trump.
>Smile monster immediately kills itself
>"triggered?"

>>213742691
Entity's hallucinations aren't seen by other people, though

>>213742909
>Smile Monster enters my body
>flooded with tramatic feelings of confusion and self hate
>finds my dark and twisted mind is already inhabited by a dark demon
>Smile Monster horrified the demon convinced me to cut my own dick off and dress up as a girl
>SmileMonster gasps "God damn that's fucked up, you should seek help"
>leaves

>>213741821 (OP)
Show it a better movie.

>smile entity enters me
>tries to scare me or wear me down with hallucinations
>I'm already schizophrenic and used to it
>it's now forced to be stuck in my body watching me masturbate to JAV and lurk 4chan all day

>smile monster enters me
>tries to smile
>there's nothing to smile about
>my life sucks
>monster is trapped in my mind forever

>>213741821 (OP)
you cant really. it will just pull the bullshit of
>lol it was actually all a dream lolz
thats what takes away the tension of these movies knowing its all gonna be a dream at the end anyways. no point, no stakes knowing it will pull out the OP power move.

>>213741821 (OP)
you wouldn't because as per the canon short film every victim is already dead and trapped in their on separate lucid dream bubble outside of time and space for him to torture for eternity
there is no escape

>>213741821 (OP)
>Be infected by smile monster
>plan on killing myself anyways
>haven't seen a person in person for 3 years
>smile monster had no one to infect next after me
>tries to dream trick me
>my soul gave up on dreaming years ago

>>213742843
hes smart so you are always trapped behind multiple dream layers that he can pull back at any time if it looks like you are going to figure anything out. hes absolutely unbeatable

>>213743482
I'm a lucid dream practitioner with a rule 34 Smile entity fetish.

>>213743179
Actually rent free

I would simply go out in a huge public area and let the police/military/government know what is going on so they can see it for themselves and capture it and then I win.

Offer her a bottle of water

>>213744003
Could Vosswoman beat Trapman?

>>213744045
Suddenly craving some Vosswater.

>>213741821 (OP)
Infect myself with the Frown demon and then they'll cancel each other out.

>>213741821 (OP)
The movie is bullshit and shamelessly pulled out one of the worst tropes possible

>it was all a dream

>>213741821 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single thing to the smile demon, I'd listen...

>>213744098
That was a mistake and revealed the monster as being TOO overpowered
Like I enjoy watching people suffer as much as the next guy but it absolutely hurts the film narratively

>>213743183
That movie sucks, you post it in every Smile thread, and no one cares because it's bad. Get a new gimmick.

LAUNCH ASAP TONIGHT

>>213742289
>But I think the real answer is to be its friend and kill a LOT of people

your life won’t die but your soul will

>>213741821 (OP)
The answer is in the opening scene of this movie. Once you get the curse, immediately go to the ghetto and yeet a random gangbanger in a busy area. Most murders in the ghetto go unsolved, so you'll have a high chance of getting away with it.

I would defeat it. I'd listen

>>213741821 (OP)

I woulsnt be traumatized

>>213742455
>”gluk gluk gluk”*

Translation:
>”you did it anon. You saved me. How can I repay you?”

>>213746102
then she goes right back to sucking. she'd live her whole life off cum

>>213747397
In certain species of insects, the female subsist solely on nuptial gifts from courting males, which consist of packages of sperm called a spermatophore. The larger the gift the more likely they are to mate.

>>213741821 (OP)
It really pissed me off when the movie was like "lol 2/4 of the movie was just in her head", I'm sure they will come up with some retarded convoluted way to beat the monster in one of the many sequels.

I wouldn't. I'd let it defeat me, and that's what nobody did.

>>213741821 (OP)
I've seen too many cartel and liveleak vids for anything to traumatize me

>>213741821 (OP)
do throat stuff

isn't the ending of Smile 2 literally the apocalypse? thousands of people are now infected with the smile monster, which will spread to hundreds of thousands at least, which will easily spread to the entire world.

>>213741821 (OP)
Do I have to see Smile 1 to appreciate this?

You can't. It can make you imagine living out the entire thing and then has complete control the entire time. It can basically do whatever the fuck it wants.

>>213741821 (OP)
the point is that it makes you kill yourself in front of other people to pass on the trauma
it also makes you hallucinate so you think you're doing one thing while your body does another
the way I'd defeat it is avoid seeing other people. this would come naturally to me since I live like brendan frasier in the whale and I literally never see other people
it would have a hard time tricking my body to do one thing while making me think I'm doing another because my body can't do shit except lie down or sit down
perhaps it could trick me into thinking I'm doing the one when I'm doing the other but I don't see how that would be helpful to it

>>213751007
smile 2 is the lesser of the 2 movies
smile 1 was very good because it was a simpler set up and the characters were more likable (the ex bf)
they give the mc a nigger boyfriend tho which will never not be offputting

>>213750958
IIRC the director/writer said that Smile will still be a
>"character driven franchise, even if the world gets larger"
whatever that means. I guess that means it'll still follow the same formula that the first two did, it's just that more and more people are being haunted by the Smile demon.

>>213752127
they will have to change something, because if its just a massive fakeout where the character thinks they win like 1, 2. Then it will be extremely predictable and stale.