>>213742800
"Ah… yes, good afternoon, my caller. I must say, your situation is… unique. You claim to be *addicted* to ‘sneed,’ and despite your valiant attempts at both seeding and feeding, you’ve found no relief.
Now, while I would normally dismiss this as a wordplay wrapped in internet culture, let us, for a moment, take your lament at face value. What you are describing, I suspect, is less about *sneed* itself and more about the comfort, the ritual, perhaps even the identity that the meme provides. It has become a shorthand for belonging, a kind of linguistic handshake among the digitally initiated.
But — and here’s where the trouble begins — when a joke ceases to be a diversion and instead becomes the scaffolding of your entire engagement with the world, it begins to act less like humor and more like compulsion. My dear fellow, you are not feeding or seeding, you are *needing.*
What I propose is this: take a deliberate holiday from the meme. Replace it not with barren silence, but with something equally communal yet nourishing. A book club, a live debate, even — dare I suggest — a chess forum. In doing so, you may discover that the satisfaction you thought was locked inside ‘sneed’ was really within your capacity for connection all along.
And if, in the end, you must return to the Feed and Seed, then I suggest moderation: a sprinkle, not a deluge. After all, one can live a full life without every conversation descending into barnyard wordplay.
This is Dr. Frasier Crane, reminding you: sometimes the joke is funny — until it isn’t."
