Thread 213742980

>we must have sex to save humanity
how did he get away with this? unironically

>>213742980 (OP)
It was a believably difficult choice.

>>213742980 (OP)
>Your son sends you back to his mother across time so you can make love to her and conceive the great military leader so you can prevent the robots from exterminating the human race and you're a virgin and don't know it's your son who is your commanding officer and he gave you a picture of his mother where she was mourning your death and it's the reason why you fell in love with her because you were staring at the pic and wondering who or what she was thinking about.

>>213742980 (OP)
Hobo pants status?

>>213742980 (OP)
>son is named John con her
It's like pottery

>>213742980 (OP)
What if she was black? Or fat? Or both?
>Guess we ain't gonna make it after all

>>213743611
>Ayo massah yo ass betta put a baby in here to save da futuh n shiat

>>213743611
>>213743668
>you know what? maybe humanity being eradicated by the machines isn't so bad

>>213742980 (OP)
>Kyle spends his whole life living in the blasted hell-scape of the apocalypse, potentially has never bathed
>Gets sent back in time where he steals the piss and shit stained trousers from a hobo, which he wears without underwear
>After another two days of stewing in his own sweat in said pants, Sarah decides to fuck him
On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you think her UTI was?

>>213742980 (OP)
Humanity would've ended if he was ugly

>I travelled through time for you Sarah. I love you, I always have.

how do you not wet your panties with this pick up line.

>>213743782
>I have a boyfriend
>>213743905
picrel

>>213743905
That's just a generic pickup line anyone can use though

>>213743978
:sigh: rape, it is then.

>>213743905
Cameron is pretty loyle to his actors. He uses them in different movies. Michael Biehn was great, but he botched it through alcoholism, through his own admittance. Robert Patrick had alcohol problems as well. Cameron, the vegan, doesn't suffer fools gladly. The worst part for me, concerning the Avatar movies, is the casting of Sam Worthington. I've got nothing against him, but he's so fucking bland. I'm not going to sit through five movies with this guy.

>>213744074
Now your talking

>>213743611
>save humanity
>nogs
Huh

>>213743668
The plot of Children of Men sorta.

>>213742980 (OP)
I don't make the rules.

>>213744456
for Cameron's sake, I hope he wasn't already together with Linda then.

>>213744526
They used Linda's twin sister as a sex double

>>213742980 (OP)
Chad asks whore.

>>213742980 (OP)
Why didn't he pick an attractive woman instead?

>>213745832
Why? What porpoise does that serve?

>>213742980 (OP)
It's female erotica.
>strong, competent man saves her life
>we must have sex to save humanity
Her: "Well, I'm gonna do what I gotta do."

people who think they're going to die want to fuck it isn't rocket science

Companies are actively studying 4chan to advertise. Don't bump these threads, anons. You're biting the weakest bait lately.

>>213744456
What is it like to make passionate love?

>>213742980 (OP)
American zoomers are so fucked, that's just how it was in the 80s. Make some bullshit up and some mid white whore will fuck you. It was never that hard to get pussy until tinder and onlyfans completely destroyed that for the average man.

>>213742980 (OP)
That's the plot of Terminator Genesis not The Terminator

>>213746020
We know. Professional trolls post contrarian statements to prompt idiots to click on this or that thread to defend their beloved movie or honey, and study the responses.

>>213742980 (OP)
>friend sends you back in time
>find his mom and fuck her

>>213746473
It's his dad, tho.

Marty did the same thing basically. Helped de-nerd his dad enough to get back on track.

>>213742980 (OP)
he died before they could prosecute

>>213743371
full of hobo jizz

>>213745882
doubles the sex

>>213743371
Crusty

>>213745982
"We loved a lifetimes worth."

>>213743317
yes. it's a perfectly closed loop and needs no sequels that are increasingly gayer and shittier... haha... isn't it great you guys, that terminator came out and that was it? it was just that one great movie? haha... good times...

This was the kinda shit you could say to a woman in the 80s and be chin deep in her bushed muff within ten minutes. Truly the peak of western civilization.

>>213742980 (OP)
>Soldier! This is an important mission. I need you to go back in time and plow the fuck out of my mother, You aren't to bust for the next month to increase chances of potency, and remember, DO NOT CUM until she's bounced on your dick at least 5 minutes cowgirl style!

>>213747756
>cowgirl style
Ask me how I know you're a virgin. Kek

>>213747778
Watch the movie anon. Kyle's sperm had jet propulsion from saving that nut.

>>213743371
>it was the 80's
That covers a lot of unsanitary behavior but it doesn't cover that, Resse is going commando in a drunk bum's pants, and she let's him into her car never mind actually fucks him

Because he has been running around for a good 5 and half plus hours in 1980's L.A. in a homeless man's pants.

>>213744456
MODS HELP HE POSTED A NIPPLE!

HELP ME MODS!

WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE OOH

Was Kyle always his dad? Maybe this whole time loop started because Kyle went back in time and it resulted in skynet becoming self aware

>>213748853
only feets gets a ban

>>213748853
>>213748853
Only feets gets a ban, not taseful artistic presentation of true humanist love of expressed

>>213748853
Only feets gets a ban, not tasteful artistic presentation of true humanist love expressed

>>213743709
How was he allowed into a nightclub wearing shitty hobo pants?

>>213744131
he's a great side-character, but he's just too normal to be a celebrity.

>>213742980 (OP)
Did any of you actually watch the movie? He was an incel loser virgin who had never even contemplated that women could be fucked. Sarah came onto HIM. She basically had to force him to fuck her. That's why she was the one taking the lead during the sex scene and also why it looked painful for her. Because Kyle didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

>>213745982
I'm reminded of that Hawaiian anon and his sister

>>213742980 (OP)
that sex scene was pointless

>>213751849
Me too, anybody got the screenshot?

>>213745882
The twin is just slightly more attractive

Well, if you think about it, she was already ready to go and he could have saWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

>>213752155
and yet, movies are chock full of murders and stress and torture and blood and guts.

one boob, though, watch out!

>>213752155
Watching the future savior of humanity being conceived is pointless?

>>213748885
Absolutely no attempt has been made at continuity or rational explanation of Terminator time travel paradoxes
Other movies at least try

>>213751256
this. girls get wet the moment they meet a man from the future. it doesn't matter how bad they smell or how much PTSD has twisted their minds. if you come from the future and start shooting at humanoid robots you are going to have your pick of any woman at the club.

>>213742980 (OP)
well, he didn't say that, for one.

>>213752787
>you go back in time and meet a cave girl
>cave girl: ew

>>213744131
I love James Cameron but surely he is insane and an asshkle

>>213744456
Probably the only sex scene in movie history that added to the plot of the movie and wasn't just put in to gratuitously titillate

>>213742980 (OP)
This was probably the best sex scene filmed. Integral to the story, believe chemistry, and genuinely moving.

>>213752889
Fit, healthy, clean from sea bathing, not a single bit of botox, fake makeup or phone in sight. Sign me up!

>>213747756
Terminator salvation deserves more credit for trying to tie in Bale's look with this John Connor.

>>213747471
T2 is a top tier popcorn kino and it was a thing long before you were born, you plebian.

>>213753659
T2 is generic action slop that cashed in on the big explosions=good movie trend in the early 90s. It's not the same film no matter how much you cope about it.

>>213742980 (OP)
here lemme help get you out of these pants you stole from a hobo

>>213751849
>>213752250
QRD?

>>213751849
kek I'd forgotten about that

>>213754414
>some scare happened (might've just been localized to Hawaiians; I don't remember
>anon and his sister watching news and scared
>end up fucking
>never bothered with any protection because they thought they were gonna get wiped off the face of the planet
Something like that

>>213754465
Thanks anon, god I wish that was me.

>>213754414
>>213754465
It was in 2018 when North Korea were acting like crazy assholes with their missiles and there was a false ballistic missile alert in Hawaii.

>>213744171
What did she see?

>>213743978
I'm turned on by her disgust at me

>>213742980 (OP)
It wasn't his idea at all. Why are you framing it like he tried to fuck?

>>213754465
Damn I wish I had a sister. She'd need to put a padlock on her laundry hamper to keep me out.

>>213754813
Gross. If you did have a sister you wouldn't think that.

>>213753238
Lol, no, it was unnecessary, displayed gratuitous tits with and was corny af. He could have just shown them kissing and then faded into the next scene,like in a Bond movie.

>>213754813
>>213754842
I wouldn't care for my sister's dirty laundry but I have rifled for sniffing material in my aunt's laundry basket once

>>213754842
Why?

>>213754861
Natural, instinctive repulsion.

>>213742980 (OP)
>terminators hunt mostly by scent, thats why its important for me to cover you in my scent to mask yours
>in order to do that i have to cum all over your face and tits

Technically they didn’t have to, since the John Connor that sent him back was a different person to the John Connor they conceived, because time paradoxes are nonsense.

>>213744456
I swear I saw this as a kid on vhs and the sex scene was like a mini porno

>>213742980 (OP)
>unironically

Are you even 18? Why did you post that? You never saw the movie.

>>213742980 (OP)
I’m sorry but the future can’t happen before the past. There must have been an original timeline where Sarah had a son called John who sent Kyle back into the past. But that would mean the “John” that Sarah and Kyle conceive would have different DNA to the original John.
>muh bootstrap paradox
You’re basically admitting the plot makes no sense.

>>213754948
why pretend to be offended about a common word

>>213754861
Because your sister is gross. You'd have no interest in her dirty laundry. You don't have a sister so you don't understand. I don't get why you think you'd be into that. Perverted. That's like the most desperate shit I can think of. You attracted to your own mother too? Is that how badly you want to experience something from a female? Go into a ladies room and smell shits why doncha?
Fucking grown men virgin incels are creepy. Can you post normal and hide your weirdness? After you get laid you'll stop being quite so odd.

>>213754972
It has no purpose here as usual. You could at least attempt to make it make sense.

>>213754956
It does make sense, just because you can't wrap your peabrain around timetravel.

>>213754872
I dunno man. No one has been exempt from my antics. My mom, aunt & cousins have all had their panties jerked off with.

>>213753268
Is this a bot, I've had the same thing happen to me where you just repeated what I posted in the post above, but with different words.

>>213754981
Not a virgin but I get why you'd draw that conclusion. It's more about the thrill of the hunt than wanting anything sexual to happen. You sound like a whiny faggot so you probably wouldn't get it anyway.

>>213754851
Then you'd just say they never did it and she was pregnant with someone else's kid because you're a contrarian faggot

>>213754921
Same. It's probably the reason I saw T2 more often because I hated the idea of my parents walking in during that scene.

>>213743317
I never really liked this story. I just assume his father was someone else until Kyle goes back and changes it.

>>213742980 (OP)
>Steals some hobo's sharted-in crustmaxxed trousers
>Immediately next scene, breaks into a sports shop
>Makes sure to grab himself a brand new pair of Nike™ Airmax
>Ignores the several rails of clean trousers
>Wears the same sharted piss-stained trousers while tricking Sarah that if she doesn't have sex with him humanity will die
>Takes them off to fuck, showers after, then proceeds to put them back on
Why did he do it ?

>>213755402
The criminal hobo pheromones were working to his advantage. If you don't understand why then you don't understand women.

>>213755402
considering where he's from, those hobo pants were probably a luxury

>>213755005
>>213755115
based degenerate

>>213754414
>>213754465
It was this incident. Many lulz were had.
I was in that anon's thread, don't have any screenshots at hand tho.

>>213742980 (OP)
How can we be sure he is the father? Conception was never explicitly demonstrated. Maybe she fucked another guy after and got pregnant?

>>213752490
Except there is no paradox because it’s really fucking obvious that the terminator franchise uses one linear timeline which means if you send something/someone back in time what they do will directly impact the future even if that future has technically already happened.

>>213754723
A nice juicy salami.

>>213748853
A nipple? I counted at least two!

>>213753712
nta but T2 was a explosive action movie BECAUSE it could never top the original movie which was more of a thriller with horror elements and short bursts of action.

The cat was out of the bag and you couldn’t make another The Terminator without it being a derivative of the first movie AND the audience would know what was going on with the infiltration unit anyway.

It’s similar to Alien and Aliens but then Alien 3 came along and proved that you could go back to basics and make more of a slow horror movie even if the audience knows what’s happening.


Problem is if you made another slow paced thriller terminator movie now all the critics and millennials would absolutely shit on it and call it lame and a terrible derivative of the original. how it doesn’t even try to renew itself etc etc etc

>>213755402
Those are Nike Vandals NOT airmax

>>213742980 (OP)
>TFW I'll never have a young Linda Hamilton ride my cock off. I bet she's a great cocksucker too.

>>213752787
The future is female, chud

>>213742980 (OP)
Based on first two movies my hypothesis is that doesn't matter who time travel to fuck Sarah,she was a mad prepper girlboss since day zero and any baby crawling from her womb would be turned into a revolutionary leader.

Think about it,Jhon himself say it,she fucks any guy who can teach Jhon be a Chad and was a lot as 2nd movie stated.

A good comedy could use the same premise with Jhon changing race every scene,then rebellion trying to destroy every planned Parenthood in California just as a caution

>>213753238
People who say this must watch nothing but capeshit and 80's action movie slop

>>213747756
Just give me a movie set in this future with this John Connor instead of 5 more blue space cat movies you fucking hack

>>213744456
Wait! Terminator has sex scene?! Cringe.

>>213747778
Nta but how do you know he's a virgin?

>>213744131
Guess it is good that the sequel expanded the cast so much that you'll barely have to worry about that now.

>>213758074
NTA and don't know what he means, but if I have to guess, it's because women get tired of jumping on your willie really fast.

>>213742980 (OP)
>unironically
do you cunts just say this when you mean seriously?

>>213759913
Unironically it's because everyone speaks with so much irony no one can tell when they're being unironical. But ironically even Op is being ironic even though he pretend to be unironic. Quite the shifty fellow. Can't take your eye off that one!

>>213744456
This sex scene always felt tacked on and tasteless. Peak 80s cringe.

>>213742980 (OP)
She's ugly. Poor guy truly had a dark fate.

>>213747756
Kramer is he bad-ass.

>>213757974
No, you will watch my blue space cat movies. And you will like them.

The original name of the film was I'm My Own Grampa but was changed after OJ Sneedson rejected the role that would eventually go to Arnold Swartz[2]

>>213756260
Ah, that changes everything

>>213760762
While we're on the subject of shoes, I did a job where I had to walk a whole fucking lot. Walking was the main part of my job. Most of my colleagues were Muslims. They got flashy shoes and after a while I got into it. My second pair were expensive (130 euros). The boss didn't pay for it. The were completely green. My second pair were pink mixed with grey. It was like 'The Fast and The Furious', but with shoes. Functionality and flaunting your shoes. It was great, I was starting to wear colours. Had I been in a completely white environment, I would've just taken standard shoes as to not to stand out.