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Anonymous No.213744608 >>213744655 >>213744724 >>213744731 >>213744756 >>213744774 >>213744777 >>213744822 >>213744864 >>213744931 >>213745315 >>213745546 >>213745578 >>213745713 >>213746325 >>213746350 >>213748085 >>213749485 >>213749718 >>213749783 >>213749854 >>213750931 >>213751036 >>213751119 >>213751238 >>213751258 >>213751511 >>213754102 >>213754180 >>213757227 >>213758475 >>213758754 >>213759546 >>213760337 >>213760414 >>213760950 >>213761229 >>213763353 >>213765656 >>213766368
>this was a kid's movie
Anonymous No.213744655 >>213744699 >>213745803
>>213744608 (OP)
>oh no! A character is naked! We should lynch everyone involved
Shuddup
Anonymous No.213744699 >>213762212 >>213763615
>>213744655
whomst art thou quoting?
Anonymous No.213744712 >>213762383
computer enhance
Anonymous No.213744724 >>213751365 >>213753188
>>213744608 (OP)
She’s only 16 and legal in 30 US states you sick fucks.
Anonymous No.213744731 >>213745010 >>213745603 >>213745623 >>213750499
>>213744608 (OP)
Imagine standing right behind her while she does this
Anonymous No.213744736 >>213744766 >>213744806 >>213751374
>Sunset found her squatting in the shallow bank, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.”
Anonymous No.213744756 >>213745645 >>213750560
>>213744608 (OP)
is she getting ready to poop?
Anonymous No.213744766
>>213744736
https://vocaroo.com/1c8JjTuXYO6s
Anonymous No.213744774 >>213744802 >>213744957 >>213745092 >>213759095 >>213761961 >>213765717 >>213766204
>>213744608 (OP)
And that's supposed to be bad for kids because?
Anonymous No.213744777
>>213744608 (OP)
sometimes you gotta be naked, man
Anonymous No.213744802
>>213744774
They might not grow up homosexual
Anonymous No.213744806
>>213744736
I've been there
Anonymous No.213744822 >>213744848
>>213744608 (OP)
>americans get upset at nudity

stop being such prudes
Anonymous No.213744843 >>213744981
Oh, she's flapping her labia around. As a kid I never quite got what she was looking at.
Anonymous No.213744848 >>213748284 >>213754474
>>213744822
Almost went 5 minutes without talking about us
Anonymous No.213744864 >>213746115
>>213744608 (OP)
She's half naked for the entire film but it's suddenly a problem when she turns human?
Anonymous No.213744931
>>213744608 (OP)
OH NO THE NATURAL STATE OF HUMANS IM GOING INSAAAANE WE CANT HECKIN HAVE THIS!
Anonymous No.213744957
>>213744774

They might wind up straight. Kids should only be exposed to androgynous gender bending characters.
Anonymous No.213744971 >>213745026
I was in love with her when I was 5
Anonymous No.213744981 >>213745006
>>213744843
she's trying to stand up for the first time retard
Anonymous No.213745006
>>213744981
Based sincere replier
Anonymous No.213745010
>>213744731
Anonymous No.213745026 >>213745051 >>213745077 >>213745753 >>213745759 >>213751193 >>213751265 >>213751491 >>213753185 >>213753919 >>213762210 >>213762217 >>213763096 >>213763665 >>213765283 >>213765792 >>213766107
>>213744971
how is that possible, i felt nothing for girls until i hit puberty
Anonymous No.213745051 >>213745119
>>213745026
Reminder that your personal anecdotal experiences are universal truths.
Anonymous No.213745053 >>213745112 >>213745173 >>213747892
What kind of reproductive organs do mermaids have?
Anonymous No.213745077
>>213745026
I had femdom fantasies at age 4, used to think about girls tying me up and kissing me and hugging me and refusing to let me go, long before I had any sexual feelings
Anonymous No.213745092 >>213746386
>>213744774
anons are joking but if you show zoomies something with sexy girls like Sailor Moon they get angry and nervous for all the "sexualization"
Anonymous No.213745111
It made me a man
Anonymous No.213745112 >>213745140 >>213745301 >>213745447 >>213745479 >>213749578 >>213749648 >>213749870 >>213751370 >>213752474 >>213762275
>>213745053
>What kind of reproductive organs do mermaids have?
Anonymous No.213745119 >>213745201
>>213745051
it was a genuine question. don't you need hormones to develop romantic feelings?
Anonymous No.213745120
Do you think Ursula gave her a massive bush or a puss like a newborn baby
Anonymous No.213745140 >>213745234 >>213749870
>>213745112
WTF do I need human females for anymore?
Anonymous No.213745173 >>213745447
>>213745053
The same as a sardine cichlid. Look up how they reproduce. You will laugh.
Anonymous No.213745201
>>213745119
no? I was madly in love with some girl at my school at 6 or 7 I got a kiss on the cheek
Anonymous No.213745234
>>213745140
Just get a dolphin to fall in love with you bro. It does happen
Anonymous No.213745301
>>213745112
I can see why dolphins rape now
Anonymous No.213745315
>>213744608 (OP)
she doesnt know how humans poop in the ocean.
Anonymous No.213745447 >>213745530 >>213745679
>>213745112
Mammalian reproduction is so boring.

>>213745173
>Mouthbrooding females lay eggs and immediately snatch them up with their mouths.
>When the females are snatching up the eggs into their mouth, the males gyrate their anal fins, which illuminates the egg spots on his tail.
>Afterwards, the female, believing these are her eggs, places her mouth to the anal fin (specifically the genital papilla) of the male, which is when he discharges sperm into her mouth and fertilizes the eggs
That’s hot
Anonymous No.213745479
>>213745112
Ummm
Umm
Ummm
Well
Ok
Aaaaa
Anonymous No.213745530
>>213745447
It's extremely funny to watch. It's so devious.
Anonymous No.213745546
>>213744608 (OP)
If people didn't make a stink in 1989 then I dont see why this is an issue.
This is insanely tame compared to what anime does anyway
Anonymous No.213745578 >>213745669
>>213744608 (OP)
>grooms you to grow up and be a straight male
We should be more thankful
Anonymous No.213745603
>>213744731
What does her pussy smell like?
I bet it smells like fish
Anonymous No.213745623 >>213747986 >>213753227
>>213744731
You would probably see her anus which would be pristine bc she just transformed into a human haha
Anonymous No.213745645
>>213744756
>is she getting ready to poop?
this isn't Indian folklore, my friend.
Anonymous No.213745669 >>213745929 >>213746261 >>213758188
>>213745578
Feels good to be the older if not the oldest batch of zoomer boys
I was still able to grow up with girls like Ariel, Jasmine, Esmeralda, Mulan, and Jane.
Kids these days dont have anything good from Disney
Anonymous No.213745679 >>213745712 >>213745724 >>213745731 >>213745765 >>213750902 >>213751308 >>213758360 >>213763211
>>213745447
mammals don't lay eggs retard
Anonymous No.213745712
>>213745679
>What are monotremes
Anonymous No.213745713
>>213744608 (OP)
The part where she wriggles her toes did something to me as a wee lad, and I didn't develop a foot fetish until I was well in my teens and a lass did something very similar in a porno and my brain went into something probably similar to what people experience when they get a callback from a decades old acid trip
Anonymous No.213745724 >>213760695
>>213745679
platypusbros...
Anonymous No.213745731 >>213760695
>>213745679
The platypus does retard
Anonymous No.213745753 >>213746002 >>213748279 >>213750399
>>213745026
You didn't have a girl you were in hopelessly love with before that? What the heck, nigga
Anonymous No.213745759 >>213749612 >>213750988
>>213745026
I had a gf in kindergarten when we were 3. I even kissed her on the lips. I looked her up years ago and she is an insanely hot model now, I peaked way too early
Anonymous No.213745765
>>213745679
Never visit Australia
Anonymous No.213745803 >>213758734 >>213765656
>>213744655
Fuck off trannypedo
Anonymous No.213745929 >>213746114
>>213745669
>I was still able to grow up with girls like Ariel, Jasmine, Esmeralda, Mulan, and Jane
Mine wasnt from disney but, for me, it was XJ9, my first love as a youngster.
However, I did enjoy Ariel, but I don't remember it well, I think I also appreciated the older sister from lilo and stitch
Anonymous No.213746002
>>213745753
not even in the slightest.
it took until 4th or 5th grade for that to happen the first time
Anonymous No.213746114
>>213745929
The Lilo and Stich lifeguard is my fantasy. I hate reality I want to be a cartoon.
Anonymous No.213746115
>>213744864
Yes. Also,
>half
She's just wearing a clamshell bra.
Anonymous No.213746261 >>213748235
>>213745669
Elsa is the greatest waifu of all time as a millennial boomer.
Anonymous No.213746325
>>213744608 (OP)
Nudity is normal. Any outrage towards it is weird
Anonymous No.213746350
>>213744608 (OP)
You should see the original Fantasia.
Anonymous No.213746386
>>213745092
Only an unhinged fringe thereof
Anonymous No.213747892
>>213745053
>t. has never watched The Lighthouse (2019)
Anonymous No.213747942
remember when you were young.
girls were gross and stupid.
they still are, but hormones took away your free will.
Anonymous No.213747986 >>213760302
>>213745623
>pristine, clean, unused asshole
New fetish now. Thanks for that, anon.
Anonymous No.213748085
>>213744608 (OP)
>was
you mean it isn't anymore? when did things change anon? lul
Anonymous No.213748235
>>213746261
Fuck Frozen, overrated fucking film, hate that it's in KH3.
That movie to me felt like the beginning of the end of me being a disney customer
Anonymous No.213748279 >>213748540
>>213745753
I’m 22 and haven’t been in love once. I genuinely don’t understand what that’s supposed to feel like. I also stopped talking to girls after 7th grade
Anonymous No.213748284 >>213748301
>>213744848
You faggots will go
>American website
>American board
>by and for Americans

Now you won't even take credit for your own faggotry? How utterly unsurprising. Faggot.
Anonymous No.213748297
Ariel was my sexual awakening when I was 7 years old. I fucking love redheads.
Anonymous No.213748301
>>213748284
The opinions of blue haired Californians or the pearl clutching Texans do not apply to me
Anonymous No.213748540 >>213748686 >>213751076
>>213748279
I am 32. I have no clue what being in love will feel like, but I am worried that I will just fall for the first woman I see, even if she is horrible, and I will become self-destructive and dependent.
Anonymous No.213748640 >>213751105 >>213758986
This kids movie had a bunch of 14-15 year old boys go completely naked in front of 11 and 12 year old girls
Anonymous No.213748686 >>213749684
>>213748540
I'm also 32. This will 100% happen to you, anon. That's why it's more ideal to date young, so you can go through this and learn early how to deal with it and avoid it in future. You may get lucky, but the older you get the smaller your dating pool becomes.
t. Had a horrible long term relationship with a narcissistic bitch, now happily married to a sexy minx who actually likes me.
Anonymous No.213749129
if you want to poop in the water you have to go up to your waist. watch out for fish.
Anonymous No.213749485
>>213744608 (OP)
>hmm I wonder what drove me to marry a Latina…
Anonymous No.213749578
>>213745112
>Oh, today Im just gonna spread a dolphin pussy for science of course
Anonymous No.213749612
>>213745759
Thats so sad and cute at the same time
Anonymous No.213749648 >>213749870
>>213745112
Dolphin sex is supposed to be the best thing ever. Only downside is it's so good you'll last five seconds tops.
Anonymous No.213749653 >>213750912 >>213750950 >>213759054
Ursula gave me a boner too
Anonymous No.213749684 >>213750445
>>213748686
>This will 100% happen to you, anon.
I fear so, too. However, at least being aware of the potential situation will perhaps inoculate me against it.
If I can see it coming, perhaps I can avoid it. But who knows...
>That's why it's more ideal to date young, so you can go through this and learn early how to deal with it and avoid it in future.
100%. I just have no experience unfortunately.
>now happily married to a sexy minx who actually likes me.
Congrats bro, wish me luck too.
Anonymous No.213749718 >>213749842
>>213744608 (OP)
I mean yeah, someone being naked doesnt mean thats its inherently sexual. Plus, its a movie for kids dude.
Anonymous No.213749783
>>213744608 (OP)
I'm not a delusional fucking abrahamic jew worshipper, so the naked human body doesn't disgust me or make me uncomfortable. Being ashamed of your own body and form is the most cucked mentality imaginable.
Anonymous No.213749842 >>213749871
>>213749718
The prudishness and adversity to nudity that's driven into American youth makes such a site wholly unusual, piquing curiosity in the mind of an American boy who has probably not seen a naked female before, apart from maybe his similar-aged sibling.
Anonymous No.213749854
>>213744608 (OP)
Americans will never get over their puritanical roots, they are terrified of the thought of straight people being nude in any way even if it's non sexual.
Anonymous No.213749870 >>213750601 >>213751614 >>213751708 >>213752440 >>213762275
>>213745112
>>213745140
>>213749648
Just as a fun fact, Dolphin pussy has special muscles along the vaginal tract that can be contracted and expanded to tighten and loosen the vaginal canal in a rhythmic pulsing motion. Dolphins females literally can jerk off dolphin males while they are inside.
Anonymous No.213749871 >>213750082
>>213749842
Yeah, nah..usually the kids that see this are way too young to be having those thoughts and feelings.
Anonymous No.213750082 >>213751002 >>213751698 >>213754897
>>213749871
Sexuality in kids can begin as young as 3-4. I was 5 when I discovered the jets in my pool make my willy feel good. Think I was maybe 7 when I became very interested in the female body. Stuff like OP definitely can have an influence on the mind of kids at a young age. Unless theyre under 3, it will have some sort of impression on them.
Anonymous No.213750399
>>213745753
no
all the girls in my class were nonwhites
Anonymous No.213750445
>>213749684
I didn't mean to come across as mean as I probably did, and I genuinely do wish you all the best. Even if you do get hurt, it does get easier, and getting an end in is always fun. Good luck, anon!
Anonymous No.213750499
>>213744731
You see stuff like that in European nudist beaches all the time.
Anonymous No.213750560
>>213744756
>is she getting ready to poop?

For the very first time of her life she will get to experience the feeling of poo coming out of her fresh new bumhole. An experience that she will only get once in her life.
Anonymous No.213750601 >>213751589 >>213751951
>>213749870
there is a real video of a guy having sex with a female dolphin. I saw it posted on /a/ a few days ago.
Anonymous No.213750902
>>213745679
Based Greenslingposter.
Anonymous No.213750912
>>213749653
b-b-b-based
Anonymous No.213750931
>>213744608 (OP)
>thick redheaded bitch in heat
Everyman's dream
Anonymous No.213750950
>>213749653
i'll take ursula's makeup on ariels body
Anonymous No.213750976
I miss hand drawn animation so much
Anonymous No.213750988
>>213745759
You were her first
Anonymous No.213751002
>>213750082
The impression being...teenage redheads are hot?

I don't see an issue with young boys who are going to be discovering sexuality anyway thinking this.
Actually for that matter I don't see an issue with young girls who are going to be discovering sexuality anyway thinking this, either.
Anonymous No.213751036
>>213744608 (OP)
Snow White was 7 years old in the Grim Bros story
Anonymous No.213751076
>>213748540
uglymaxx and have some modicum of self-respect
if you reduce your dating possibilites to just single mothers and have enough respect for yourself to never settle for them, you'll be safe
Anonymous No.213751105
>>213748640
In fairness the girls weren't supposed to be there, IIRC.

>War game between the boys of two towns
>Boys of one town get naked, put on Woad, charge the boys of the others like Celtic warriors
>The other boys flee because a bunch of screaming naked war-painted kids are charging at them.
>Then the naked boys, while celebrating their victory, realize two or three (fully clothed) girls can see them.
>The naked boys flee in terror and embarrassment.
Anonymous No.213751119
>>213744608 (OP)
this scene caused the first boner I remember getting as a child
Anonymous No.213751186 >>213753848 >>213759140 >>213759179 >>213762237
Anonymous No.213751193 >>213751220 >>213760103
>>213745026
I had day dreams of eating pussy when I was about 4-5. Now that I have the opportunity I never do that.
Anonymous No.213751209
wreck it ralph 2 ariel is peak ariel

she was cute af in that
Anonymous No.213751220 >>213753125 >>213763710
>>213751193
Motherfucker, you were either molested like your uncle grabbed your dick or soft molested like your uncle showed you a porno.
Anonymous No.213751238
>>213744608 (OP)
>Nudity bad!!
Off yourself bucko
Anonymous No.213751245 >>213751352 >>213751417 >>213752830 >>213765148 >>213765357
As a youngster, I cut out pic related with a pair of scissors from a video game magazine (Nintendo Power?) and saved it under my bed so no one would find it. I used to look at it when I was alone.

You guys are the only people who know this about me.
Anonymous No.213751258 >>213751334
>>213744608 (OP)
>kids going to a pride parade: so brave!
>kids seeing a 2D woman's thighs: NOO THIS IS PEDOPHILIA
Anonymous No.213751265
>>213745026
I think I started getting interested in sexy women when I was around 5
Anonymous No.213751308
>>213745679
what if I live in Australia?
Anonymous No.213751329
Most sexuality from kids is emulation of what they have seen from adults. The kids with too much interest in sexual things were likely exposed to something age-inappropriate. It is fine to be a boy and realize that being male means you will kiss a woman and maybe you had the sex talk with your parents already so you know that you will stick your penis in a woman's vagina, but all of these things should be relatively detached. Mysterious and exciting but if you were having graphic fantasies of porno scene type shit you were molested my nigger.
Anonymous No.213751334
>>213751258
This is all normalfags, anywhere they are online they must always virtue signal. Its funny looking at the forums for older shows and no one had a problem with stuff they would freak out over. Can't have any fun, explains why comedy movies completely died as a genre.
Anonymous No.213751352 >>213751452 >>213751551 >>213760379
>>213751245
I talked my parents into getting me game informer (this was in the mid 00s) and I would save the ones that had risque ads or pics of hot game chicks in a box in my closet.

Also my Dad would casually leave Sports Illustrated Swim Suit mags in the bathroom adjacent to my room. I was the only person in the whole house that used that bathroom so I know that fucker was leaving it in there for me.
Anonymous No.213751365 >>213751525
>>213744724
and 100 years ago legal in every state because age of consent was like 11
Anonymous No.213751370
>>213745112
I kneel
Anonymous No.213751374
>>213744736
I don't feel like I'm out of line by saying this was written by a modern day tolkien.
Anonymous No.213751417 >>213751493
>>213751245
I think I've seen this post before, you modelled your new gender identity based on this anime or something?
Anonymous No.213751452
>>213751352
Mein bruder.
Anonymous No.213751491
>>213745026
I didn't know I liked girls at that age but I would unthinkingly give myself boners all the time
Anonymous No.213751493
>>213751417
Kek that is really funny/interesting if some tranny posted something similar to my story. I am husband and a father now.
Anonymous No.213751511
>>213744608 (OP)
I was pretty pissed off when they made wreck it ralph 2 and put all the girls in shoes hanging out on couches. ariel gave me a foot fetish. they should have at least made her barefoot, that's kind of her thing
Anonymous No.213751525 >>213759514
>>213751365
Kids were tools and bargain tools the 19th century basadis never cared for the feefees of infants, like Disney for male boys named Ariel, you know it wasn't a females name?
Anonymous No.213751551
>>213751352
bASED dad!! my dad only taught me how to work on cars and build a pc but he never taught me about the birds and the bees. also he keeps his porno fucking saved right on the toolbar so when hes showing me something on craigslist i always see something like "asian gives hot blo-". god i love my dad
Anonymous No.213751589 >>213753819
>>213750601
how long did he last?
Anonymous No.213751614 >>213751708
>>213749870
can motorized fleshlights replicate this?
Anonymous No.213751698
>>213750082
>3-4
Bullshit
Anonymous No.213751708 >>213751753
>>213749870
>>213751614
when can we just have robowaifus with dolphin pussies? real women nowadays are stupid because of social media
Anonymous No.213751727 >>213751883
>human beings are not allowed to be sexually attracted to one another
t. right wingers
Anonymous No.213751753
>>213751708
Never, goy. You will eat the bugs, you will live in the pod, you will cut your dick off and take it up the ass, you will work 12+ hours a day to make Mr. Shecklestein richer, you will own nothing, and you will be happy.
Anonymous No.213751829 >>213751920
Let's pretend only pigs and chickens have reproductive organs. God forbid children should know where they came from.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Anonymous No.213751883 >>213751986
>>213751727
All meme'ing aside, some level of control over sexual attraction and sexual behavior is absolutely necessary for a functioning society. The basis for the social contract, that no one wants to address or talk about in the mainstream, is that Men agree to play nice and work hard instead of killing and fucking shit up, and in exchange they get exclusive access to a female. Industrialization has mitigated some of the need for sexual control, but the "sexual revolution" and it's consequences have still caused irreparable harm to society and if it hasn't caused an outright collapse yet.

A healthy level of sexual control and morality creates stable and productive societies. That being said it's also possible to go too far in the other direction (see Islam for a good example) and cause instability by restricting sexual access so much that large masses of young Men have next to no chance of getting a mate. It's kind of a horseshoe.
Anonymous No.213751920
>>213751829
I am a fascist and I just watched this movie with my family tonight
Anonymous No.213751930
It helps not to be porn brained.
Anonymous No.213751951
>>213750601
Shame it's only a few seconds long
Anonymous No.213751986 >>213752240
>>213751883
All seriousness aside, when you trace all human motivation, it is easily traceable to sex. You are welcome to try to find meaning besides that, but you will not be successful.
Anonymous No.213752240
>>213751986
>when you trace all human motivation, it is easily traceable to sex
I disagree. Sex CAN be a motivator for basically all human behavior, but it isn't always the motivator. Plenty of people engage in spirituality, philosophy, the creation or appreciation of art and performance, and competitive events like sports, for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Sometimes, someone just has an overwhelming drive to be the best at something. Or to cover new ground and territory that has never before been explored. Sometimes we want genuine connection or empathy with other human beings, or a deeper and more meaningful understand of the reality we inhabit. If you don't understand the idea of accomplishing something for reasons other than sex or caring for your progeny, I don't know what to tell you. Many of the greatest works of art or most impactful ideas were created simply because the creator felt like doing it, out of no other desire than to create something incredible for it's own sake.
Anonymous No.213752440
>>213749870
Yeah, this is the reason. I remember years ago there was a story about this guy who lived with a female dolphin that he fucked regularly. That's where I learned it from.
Anonymous No.213752474
>>213745112
Can we have Vaporeon at home
Anonymous No.213752830
>>213751245
I did the same but with a picture of Lara Crofts ass from some gaming mag
Anonymous No.213753125
>>213751220
Okay, so not only do you need to have been molested to become gay, but you must have been molested to have any sexual thoughts at all before puberty? Where do anons get these wild ideas from? Were you molested yourselves?
Anonymous No.213753185 >>213755957
>>213745026
i use to sit on the bus in kindergarten and imagine the little imprints making up the seat material were boobs.

sexual awareness is one of the main drivers of my believe in re-birth. you were probably a slug in your previous life.
Anonymous No.213753188
>>213744724
Kek
Anonymous No.213753227 >>213760302
>>213745623

Completely pink. Hot pink. Hotter and pinker than anything you've ever....mmm
Anonymous No.213753819
>>213751589
seconds
Anonymous No.213753848
>>213751186
>flayed skin
:|
Anonymous No.213753919
>>213745026
I used to hump the armrest on the couch or chair imagining I was getting crushed by a giant woman when I was like five. I didn't get a boner or coom but mentally it felt like an orgasm.
Anonymous No.213754102
>>213744608 (OP)
children are usually naked around each other without caring in the world
Anonymous No.213754180
>>213744608 (OP)
Is that.... SKIN?! Something we all have?!
Anonymous No.213754474 >>213760413
>>213744848
>*throws his own shit around naked in the middle of the street, while screeching like an autistic banshee*
>lol you obsessed for looking at me!!!
Anonymous No.213754897 >>213763856
>>213750082
Are you nuts, don't you people go to the seaside? You can't even see anything in the OP.
Anonymous No.213755957
>>213753185
That's like the weakest proof and fucking full on reach to justify your schizo beliefs. "UUUWAAGH, MY BODY AND MIND ARE REACTING TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER, GUESS I TOO LIKED GIRLS IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION". Mother fucker you're hard wired to be interested in that shit.
Anonymous No.213756990
I h8 gooners so much waste of water truly
Anonymous No.213757227
>>213744608 (OP)
Imagine the heavenly smell.
Anonymous No.213758188 >>213758198 >>213758415 >>213759535
>>213745669
Zoomers got the best one. They only got one good waifu but the best one.
Anonymous No.213758198
>>213758188
Punzies little boobies <3
Anonymous No.213758280
We should nuke america and drone strike every single american in the world.
Anonymous No.213758360
>>213745679
Eggs exist in mammals tho nigga women have to bleed to release them to create new fresh eggs
Anonymous No.213758415 >>213758685 >>213760290 >>213762466
>>213758188
none of us anons ever experience a girl moving closer and trying to listen to us like this.
Anonymous No.213758475 >>213760374 >>213765213
>>213744608 (OP)
What does a cartoon matter when there's gay pride parades swinging dicks right in their faces?
Anonymous No.213758685 >>213760290
>>213758415
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213758734
>>213745803
you never seeed to mind kids watching jungle nig tits on national geographic boomer
Anonymous No.213758754 >>213759229
>>213744608 (OP)
Ariel, Kim Possible and Lindsey Lohan in The Parent Trap is the reason behind my raging ginger fetish
Anonymous No.213758940
Nudity has been sexualized by mainstream media and conservatives.
Anonymous No.213758986
>>213748640
I blew multiple loads to that movie
Anonymous No.213759054 >>213759347 >>213766379
>>213749653
Anonymous No.213759095
>>213744774
she's not black
Anonymous No.213759140
>>213751186
>butchered art style
>skin flaps
>SAAAR SAAR I HAVE MADE THE AI
kys and take your AI-ds with you
Anonymous No.213759179 >>213760362
>>213751186
demonic
Anonymous No.213759229 >>213759465 >>213760280
>>213758754

Completely destroyed the Betty vs Veronica debate.
Anonymous No.213759347 >>213759436
>>213759054
why not use the door?
Anonymous No.213759436
>>213759347
He's about to.
Anonymous No.213759465 >>213759591
>>213759229
her and Veronica are both too high maintenance. Betty can cook, clean and sow and even fix your car
Anonymous No.213759514
>>213751525
While I agree women were mistreated as property that has nothing to do with the age of consent, humans are designed to start procreation at around 15 - 16, I think people realized how easily women can be manipulated and put the law in place to ensure women can only be manipulated by the state.
Anonymous No.213759535 >>213760461
>>213758188
zoomer here. for me it's my hot disney princess bf hunter aka Zelda and my beautiful prince gf zendaya/Casca
Anonymous No.213759546
>>213744608 (OP)
Let's be realistic: red pussy hair?
Anonymous No.213759591 >>213759663
>>213759465
>her and Veronica are both too high maintenance. Betty can cook, clean and sow and even fix your car

Betty: trad wife
Veronica: high maintenance wife
Cheryl Blossom: home wrecker
Anonymous No.213759663
>>213759591
The answer is obvious.
Anonymous No.213760103
>>213751193
The other anon is right, you got molested, nobody would ever have such specific sexual fantasies at that age, I didn't even know girls didn't have dicks til 4th grade when my friend told me, even then we didn't know how a pussy looked like they just told me it was like a sliced cucumber, how the fuck could anyone at age 4 dream about licking pussy without having been exposed to that shot first?
Anonymous No.213760280
>>213759229
Cheryl brutally mogged both Betty and Veronica.
Anonymous No.213760290
>>213758415
>no cutie patuties being cute with me
hop on bodygame and thats going to change once you got the muscle and definition like that prince mf
>Inb4 it aint so
it be like that

>>213758685
same goes for you
Anonymous No.213760302
>>213747986
>>213753227
careful there fellas you don't want a fetish for something there isn't content for
Anonymous No.213760337
>>213744608 (OP)
Holy booty. White girls really are evolving
Anonymous No.213760362
>>213759179
you were warned
Anonymous No.213760374 >>213760395
>>213758475
>outright rejection of tranny insanity

Lucifer took a big "L" on that one for a change...
Anonymous No.213760379
>>213751352
My dad raised me on pc gamer magazine where I would always look for the next raunchy strip tease shooter. God I miss the 2000s.
Anonymous No.213760395 >>213760422 >>213761890
>>213760374
Lucifer here. I’m a terf. Stop using me as a scapegoat for everything that upsets you.
Anonymous No.213760413
>>213754474
Least obsessed foreigner
Anonymous No.213760414
>>213744608 (OP)
Stuff like this can slide because it's not lewd and it makes kids straight instead fags.
Anonymous No.213760422 >>213760586
>>213760395
hm, yes, otoh: prince of lies
Anonymous No.213760461 >>213760699
>>213759535
>for some reason
>then I guess
>I have no choice
And zoomer women wonder why no one wants to marry them.
Anonymous No.213760586 >>213761574 >>213761890
>>213760422
Sounds like something someone would tell you who doesn’t want you to hear what I have to say. Couldn’t be the same jerk who made Knowledge a fruit of the forbidden tree?
Anonymous No.213760695
>>213745731
>>213745724
I kicked them out of the mammal club for being weird wet retards smuggling poison shivs
Anonymous No.213760699 >>213760757
>>213760461
Zoomer women have the easiest time getting boyfriends. All women have to do these days is exist and they get non-stop messages from men wanting to simp over them
Anonymous No.213760757 >>213761369 >>213761432
>>213760699
Getting laid and getting married are two very different things, which is why I specified. Every zoomer woman is a whore, this is known, they also always bitch and moan "where have all the good men gone" and "why won't they love me why do they just want my body". THIS is why. They're essentially annoying expensive flashlights
Anonymous No.213760950 >>213761229 >>213763851
>>213744608 (OP)
This movie gave me a foot fetish, redhead fetish and a life long desire to be a sailor. Of course I also like naked gals, but that could just be instinct.
Anonymous No.213761229 >>213762345 >>213763851
>>213760950
>>213744608 (OP)

I don't know, people misinterpret the most innocent things
Anonymous No.213761369
>>213760757
I feel like it’s important for context that everyone understands you’re ugly
Anonymous No.213761385
>oh my god, humans have... bodies!?!?!?
Anonymous No.213761432
>>213760757
And every zoomer "man" is a weak marxist golem. This is known.
Anonymous No.213761574 >>213762266
>>213760586
>The forbidden fruit
>Knowledge
You really are retarded, aren't you?
Anonymous No.213761890
>>213760395
>>213760586
what an absurdly faggy little role play session
Anonymous No.213761961 >>213765099
>>213744774
they might end up with a ginger fetish in a country with no gingers
Anonymous No.213762210
>>213745026
Zoomer moment, you're actually fucked in the head.
t. popped a boner because of the female lion in lion king at 4 or 5 but didn't turn into a furry or zoophile
Anonymous No.213762212
>>213744699
lurk moar
Anonymous No.213762217
>>213745026
Bro i was wanking by 8.
Did you grow up mormon or something
Anonymous No.213762237
>>213751186
Perfect
Anonymous No.213762266
>>213761574
literally what in the world do you think you meant by this, dunning kruger numbskull
Anonymous No.213762275
>>213745112
>>213749870
Dolphinussy.
Apparently horssy is also great.
Anonymous No.213762308
True answer as to why sex isn't allowed in children's media but violence is is because every country needs golems ready to die for the 1%.
Anonymous No.213762345
>>213761229
i haven't had a date in many moons... boomfah!!!! me oh my i enjoyed that yes boy!
Anonymous No.213762383
>>213744712
is that a penis
Anonymous No.213762466 >>213762504 >>213762857
>>213758415
I did when I was younger but I didn't understand what it meant. I thought she legit just wanted to hear more about whatever autistic metal band I was opining on.

Tbf, she later just straight up told me she wanted to take my virginity. I thought it was some kind of fucked up joke and avoided her afterwords. Some of us are just born to be alone in this world.
Anonymous No.213762504 >>213762570
>>213762466
>I thought it was some kind of fucked up joke and avoided her afterwords.
Who says it wasn't?
Anonymous No.213762570
>>213762504
She moved on to one of my vastly less autistic friends after awhile and really did wind up fucking him. She was kind of a crazy ho though, so ultimately I probably dodged a bullet.
Anonymous No.213762857 >>213762883
>>213762466
>I didn't understand what it meant
I recently realized a lot of girls were into me and I completely ignored them, I even made some of them cry in my autistic videogame obsession and remained a virgin until I was 18 years old.
Some of them are really painful to think back about, God I could have sealed the deal with a girl when I was 15, asked for a hug for whatever reason, she eagerly went for it, she even made us lay down, tried to initiate some grinding but I told her I just want the hug.
She got super angry and never talked to me after that, that's where the gay rumors started holy fuck I suddenly get it.
Anonymous No.213762883
>>213762857
>remained a virgin until I was 18 years old.
noooo pooor you :((((((
Anonymous No.213763096
>>213745026
Nigger I've been fapping to girls wearing tight latex suits since I was 3 years old
Anonymous No.213763211
>>213745679
why is he green
Anonymous No.213763353
>>213744608 (OP)
https://youtu.be/czRsltWGhw0?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/HMnbNTv_D3A?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/yStFMlh8HRk?feature=shared
Anonymous No.213763400
>this was a kid's movie
Anonymous No.213763615
>>213744699
Americans
Anonymous No.213763665
>>213745026
Then there's something wrong with you
At 6 I already wanted to fuck my mom's hairy pussy whenever I saw her come out of the shower naked
I didn't know precisely what sex was (holes, ejaculation...etc) but I knew I wanted to touch her privates
Anonymous No.213763710
>>213751220
Getting molested by a gay male adult would have made him gay
Anonymous No.213763851
>>213760950
>>213761229
i think u were born a footfag bro, i saw this movie at a young age and i just focused on her bra and tits.
Anonymous No.213763856 >>213765051
>>213754897
1. People don't walk around nude on our beaches like they do in Europe.
2. America is fucking huge, there are literally tens of millions of people who live so far from any kind of beach that they can't even drive to one in a single day. It's not uncommon for an American adult to have never been to a beach in their entire life.
Anonymous No.213763896 >>213763943
>no one has mentioned this yet
Anonymous No.213763943
>>213763896
Feet are not sexual, lewd, or inappropriate in any way. If you think that webm is inappropriate for children, you are a broken person who was probably anally raped by your uncle's foot as a toddler.
Anonymous No.213765051 >>213765277
>>213763856
>2. America is fucking huge, there are literally tens of millions of people who live so far from any kind of beach that they can't even drive to one in a single day. It's not uncommon for an American adult to have never been to a beach in their entire life.
Where do you go to vacation, McDonalds?
Anonymous No.213765099
>>213761961
Literally me.
Anonymous No.213765148
>>213751245
i did something like this when i was in high school, i printed a picture of her out and put it in my trapper keeper (i was 14) i wasnt horny for her i just liked looking at her.
Anonymous No.213765213
>>213758475
one was a real ad campaign and another was posted on instagram by the person themselves. retard.
Anonymous No.213765255
>nobody has ever been naked before
Anonymous No.213765277
>>213765051
>Where do you go to vacation
The US has more space dedicated to state and national parks than your country has land.

Many of the best vacation spots in the US are thousands of miles from the coast.
Anonymous No.213765283 >>213765386
>>213745026
i got hard ons for slave leia and padme at age 6
Anonymous No.213765357
>>213751245
i did that with princess zelda in my alttp manual
Anonymous No.213765386 >>213765402
>>213765283
For me, it was prime JConn in Labrynth. That shit awoke something in me. I had no idea what I wanted, but I knew I wanted to touch her and be with her.
Anonymous No.213765402
>>213765386
i wanted to own princess leia
Anonymous No.213765656
>>213744608 (OP)
good
>>213745803
the only trannypedo here is the one that wants to censor normal heterosexuality
Anonymous No.213765717
>>213744774
my church said something like eve ate some gay fig and now we all have to cover ourselves up and give our foreskins to israel
Anonymous No.213765792
>>213745026
anon my first crush was misty from pokemon at like 8
this is exactly why we need pro-heterosexual cartoons, your brain had to wait until hormones to know what was normal, you could have easily gotten hormonally activated by some gay shit and be fucked for life
Anonymous No.213765796 >>213765848 >>213765906
This bitch and her off the shoulder top/bra probably gave me more fetishes than I give credit for.
Anonymous No.213765848
>>213765796
Ever play princess trainer gold?
https://akabur.itch.io/ptge
Anonymous No.213765906 >>213766147 >>213766322
>>213765796
>exposed shoulder
>looks like top could fall off any moment
>insane tummi exposed
How was this allowed? Glad it was though
Anonymous No.213766107
>>213745026
i already got a lil boner at ryona scenes in girl cartoons and samus getting zapped in super smash bros at that point
it was over before it even began
Anonymous No.213766147
>>213765906
Distinctly remember scenes where they drew her with the top slipped down a little, sleeves hanging down her arms just above elbows with plenty of cleavage on show. The images are burned into my mind.
Anonymous No.213766199
TARS, analyse the content of Ariel's rectum

>analysis complete, Cooper

FILL MY MOUTH WITH IT
Anonymous No.213766204
>>213744774
no penis
Anonymous No.213766322
>>213765906
1990's had a huge feminist movement to be proud of feminine sexuality, it's why there were so many erotic thrillers and femme fatales
it was seen as edgy and empowering to reject against modesty

i'd say this kind of feminism ended with girls gone wild and then it turned into a rejection of the male gaze
Anonymous No.213766368
>>213744608 (OP)
Anonymous No.213766379
>>213759054
based fellow architect-poster