Thread 213744663

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Horror of Dracula (1958)

Horror of Dracula (1958)


IMDB: 7.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 81% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Terence Fisher
Stars: Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Michael Gough

Synopsis: When Jonathan Harker rouses the ire of Count Dracula for accepting a job at the vampire's castle under false pretenses, his friend Dr. Van Helsing pursues the predatory villain.

>>213744663 (OP)
MY BODY IS READY !

>>213744663 (OP)
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!

You boys dont know how big Im going tonite

>>213744778
shit , forgot namefagging

Just a damn minute... Why do we come here and post memes? Because it's fun and Sven fans like to wave at each other? Crazy.

>>213744876
You reek of reddit

>>213744903
Go back to your sam hyde threads, degenerate.

>>213744663 (OP)
>>213744669
>Hammer Horror
Based.

>>213745504
She wants that BSC

>>213745213
Woah, slow down! You've used up half of your 10 sven images and the show hasn't even started yet. At this rate you'll run out.

MY ANUS

1958 B&W Dracula movie, yay!

Camera zooms in onto Dracula carved in stone. Bright red blood drips on it.

Sigh. Hooray. Advanced color film. How modern and with it.

>>213744778
that is the saddest biscuits and gravy I’ve seen in my life.

>>213745779
Let's see yours then.

>>213745574
Stop liking stuff I don't like.

Finally an unpaid ad on the front page. Jesus christ

Nosti's makeup is kind of splotching tonight.

>>213745917
>Let's see yours then.
Hot!

>>213746010
The stuff you like is bland and repetitive. You must also like dangling car keys.

Vampire writing personal check to Svengoolie.

>>213746721
>bland and repetitive
In a Svengoolie thread, no less!

Where's that list of Sven ads the devotee cheerily purchases? Don't forget to add the new undergarment ad, which will deal with you fat incels' "uniboobs"!

why doesn't dracula just wait until van helsing gets sleepy and kill him when he's in bed

is he stupid?

>213747550
>yet another namefag
As if this thread wasn't shit enough.

>>213747598
i remember what it was like to be 14

Bro just stop.

>>213744676
absolutely based my body is ready poster

>clip of McCain saying "and that's the way we mean for it to say"
>watched enough Rifleman I know the context of the quote
wew lads

>>213747927
i used to watch a lot of rifleman but i can't unsee onions green connors now.

I can't wait until House of Shit is cancelled

>>213748074
>Sven's an old man
>Joe Bob's an old man
The world awaits you to step up!

>>213744669
Another vampire movie.

>>213747748
>>213747909
Remember, the show still has half an hour left. You'll need to space out your last 2 images carefully.

>>213746217
To think it takes nearly an hour to put that on!

>>213748507
blow blob briggs hands typed this post

How many times are they going to reair the same comicon shit again and again?

the manly art of self defense

>>213747313
Speaking of ads, know your audience!
>portable oxygen tanks

how is sven doing? any NEW eps? i used to watch a lot but then they put those 3 faggots in for a bunch of eps and they are all horrible

>>213749295
You get either the 3 faggots or 5 year old sven reruns. He's either dead or right on the edge of retirement. The stunt 2 weeks ago makes me thing the plan is full replacement of Sven with HoS.

>>213749377
They need to hemorrhage more cash to keep him around a few more years. I'm sure he has kids and grandkids he'd like to pass on a little more cash to.

>>213749295
>>213749377
I imagine there are only so many movies to air, many are out of their price range.
A new season my start in a few months too.
At least he still does new weekly mail segments.

>>213749377
>dead or right on the edge of retirement
i absolutely know this is the case, i don't want to look it up. i'd rather his show end than become some sort of peewee herman skit those faggots were trying. the chick was ok and that is not saying much

Din-din is in the oven just in time for Sven.

Why this is just silly, not a serious comic show at all!

>>213749377
the what 2 weeks ago that i clearly missed

i love yvonne craig and frank gorshin

>>213749501
because best episode

>>213749501
>Batman has the same problem Marty McFly has
lol

>>213749377
>>213749460
he might stick around for decades to come but old people have a lot more downtime. they absolutely did try to create an heir to inherit the spot but failed miserably.

>>213744663 (OP)
when will he review/host the kino know as Zontar?

>>213749575
They should have picked just one proper grandson of svengoolie rather than the retarded squad.

>>213749802
i'm sure they would have if there was a good enough individual candidate, maybe with booby sidekick

>>213749377
what was the stunt? i didnt see

>>213749502
>>213749867
Instead of a double feature, they aired House of Sven in Svengoolie’s timeslot. Probably the first time in decades that Svengoolie didn’t air a show on saturday

>>213749941
oh wow that's upsetting
was the ghoulish creature from a week or two ago our man without the makeup???

>>213749941
lmao whose idea was that??

>>213749941
>>213749970
>>213750037
What did you expect with nepotism, Sven wasn't going to give his nephew an opportunity?

>>213750200
i dont get it. did sven's nephew have a character that i missed? i'm all for him passing the torch, even continuing his exact theme, but it has to be something better than those 3 retards

>>213750200
huh??????????
who is his nephew?

>>213750286
>>213750294
His nephew is IMP.

>>213750314
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>213750314
STFU the fuck up.

>>213750314
what does that mean

What did they do to Batman to make it look the way it does? Is this some sort of AI upscaling or something, looks like it was filmed yesterday instead of 60 years ago. Is it 60fps or some sort of trick?

>>213750729
Film has a higher resolution than digital. As long as they have the original, they can make continue making newer and better digital copies.

Imagine being a serial killer, and you become obsessed with Svengoonie
>you murder his entire family while he's out recording this garbage
>he comes home and you're sitting at the table, having dinner with the corpses, their faces are gone, replaced with printed pics of their faces
>'Oh hi Sven, we were just talking about you'

>>213750729
film vs digital is the usual answer, but metv might be using upscales or remasters (they do for trek)

>>213750827
This is weird and disturbing, even as a meme. I'm submitting an anonymous tip to the FBI.

>>213750827
Fuck you, but he's near Chicago so there's more freaks like that there (amomg other unpleasant things)

>>213750729
They got a fresh remaster for the Blu-ray release, so they're pretty crisp.

>>213750729
its the frame interpolation shit, FPS too high. usually TVs have an option to disable but i guess its baked into streams and things too.

I'm looking forward to watching Leprechaun, but might have to skip it as I'd prefer to watch an uncensored version.

>>213750963
That comic actually seems a little funny.

>>213751288
Yeah, I thought it was cute too. I'd totally buy if I could find a digital release.

>>213744663 (OP)
>mommy can we have svengoolie?
>we have svengoolie at home

Don't ever take Dracula for granted, it may come back to bite you in the end!

>>213752589
shut up imp

>>213752589
That's a groaner.

It would be fun if MeTV aired sci-fi serials.

>>213754131
desu im astounded sci fi saturday has gone on this long to begin with
unironically the only western broadcast still worth actually tuning in to

BER
WIN

It's taken too long for Voyage to start.

DON'T LET THE THREAD DIE

>>213756934
Wild Kingdom is on now. Watch the animals

>>213758115
Great

>>213756934
Thread death is inevitable. All you can do is delay it for a short while.

>>213758910
Is he going to meet Gwengoolie or different celebrity guest on that episode?

Gwengoolie, more like GwenPUSSY

I just came to party

>>213758115
they air that on one of the main news stations too on sat or sun mornings

bump

I fell asleep mid-way through Voyage.
Nice to see the thread is still alive.

>>213744663 (OP)
It's cheesy as fuck, but I admit that I do enjoy watching his show.

>>213744663 (OP)
This thread still alive?

>>213764826
Looks like it.

sometimes that "heyyyyyy svengoolie" song pops up in my head. shit had a catchy tune.

>>213766931
The new guys need to show they can pick up the microphone and perform funny songs more often. It's such a long-standing bit on in the show.

>>213768280
I don't watch HoS, but I'm pretty sure they sing songs on there.

>>213746582
Based

>>213750314
My dad works at Svengoolie and debunked this when I asked.

Damn, still going?? I’m watching women’s beach volleyball now.