Thread 213745535

name that movie

literally F1

I stopped being a number

>>213745535 (OP)
cool hand luke
the long goodbye
day of anger
also just lee van cleef in general

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i did the whole don't get attached for a decade and ended up an autistic loser loner

Margin Call.

>>213745604
times you acted like the Trap?

>>213745535 (OP)
FIGHT CLUB

>>213745535 (OP)
Thinkin about trying out Fox Mulder (recently started watching The X-Files). A bit old fashioned but I think he's cool.

>>213745666
Let's be honest, you were already an autistic loser loner and so was he. Did you get any cool skills out of it?

>>213745764
i've banged around 50 women in my life
and no the commitment to being alone just turned me into a fat alcoholic

The House That Jack Built. Amazed I haven't been caught yet.

>>213745535 (OP)
Ghost Dog (I'm white btw).

>>213745797
is your name jack?

>>213745535 (OP)
Except I'm 30. (still look like Dern though)

>>213745822
No. The courts won't let me change my name because I am a convicted sex offender of a particularly violent variety.

Not a movie but the Real Ones ep with Shia made me start Bernthalmaxxing. Been telling my homies (friends) to tell me about their baby and how I've hurt people in the past but I don't live like that anymore

>>213745790
Well now you know to not do that.

>>213745946
Nice. Burning local and being a real one is not an act, but a responsibility. Glad you took those life lessons Big B teaches

>>213745716
that's hilarious. youtubers are such sacks of shit lmao

>>213745535 (OP)
The Guest (2014)

for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJSX7-Pa88

>>213745734
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>213745535 (OP)
I started wearing these cool ass leather bracelets around my arm and it feels so badass

>>213745535 (OP)
Roman Holiday

>>213745535 (OP)
unironically Drive

>>213746334
kino movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhhZIVhGw8

>>213745535 (OP)
That Vince Vaughn Jennifer Aniston break up movie caused me to act like him for a bit

This but unironically

>>213745535 (OP)
Goldfinger. Auric Goldfinger.

>>213745702
His name is Tarp, dumbass

If you unironically do this you are a golem npc

>>213748747
and if i do it ironically?

>>213745535 (OP)
meanwhile, this is me actually going outside

>>213745562
>literally F1
after this movie I drove my car onto a beach, mexicans were trying to get out of the way. I rolled my window down and asked them if they knew of any car races going on. They were like. nada de ingles sinior.

>>213745928
Being inspired by this character is peak midwittery. Dude is an aimless abuser and anyone with enough sense would shove him off their front porch on sight.

>>213748780
Funny, for me it's Philip Seymour Hoffman but in a different movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJSX7-Pa88

Ghost Dog

>>213748997
For me its him as me in another movie

https://youtu.be/jNN6FI1Gcr8?si=kjgiq_NUKHObj24W

>>213748764
>Don't answer. You don't have to answer everything.

Right here

>>213749076
His character here reminds me quite a bit of John Malkovich's usual roles

>>213745535 (OP)
The Nutty Professor

>>213749149
lol so true, Malkovich could have played that part very well.

For me it was Gundam Wing and I've been stuck with this shitty personality for over 25 years

For me it's the Scarlet Pimpernel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQkRF5EX3vw

>>213749707
so that's where that lyric comes from?

>>213749836
we are all him, aren't we bros.

>>213749843
I wish. I’m also fat now

Buck Breaking

>>213745535 (OP)
Every movie that I like even a little bit. Sometimes I rewatch movies if I feel like being a particular guy so I remember how to act.

>>213745576
how cliche

LIterally me everytime I rewatch this movie weely

>>213748954
Women WANT abusive men. They crave it.

>>213752742
>me walking into the kitchen to pick mom's nuggies

>>213745535 (OP)
Unironically James Bond, specifically around the QoS, Skyfall era.

>>213745535 (OP)
Pirates of the Caribbean

>>213745535 (OP)
Leon the professional

>>213747549
sucks that gen errs are dying out. theyre probably the last generation that can play a character that requires more testosterone than a 12 year old boy

Bros I'm literally wrath of god and I will marry my own daughter

>>213745535 (OP)
The british House of Cards

Miami Vice

>>213745535 (OP)
Sharkboy and Lavagirl

>>213745946
why does he look like a suspicious cobbler?

I work at CVS

>>213745716
>[insert movie] ending explained
They do this with every movie, even those with straightforward plot

>>213754643
I don't get what you mean. ?

>>213748715
>a black
>an indian
Now it's nothing but Afghans and Africans. Even the Indians are moving to nicer parts.

>>213749028
I went through a Ghost Dog phase in 2014. I wanted to buy a lexus just like his and drive around listening to the same songs. I didn't buy the lexus but I did drive around late at night listening to songs from the movie. Good times..before my city got a lot worse.

>>213745535 (OP)
Started waearing clubmaster sunglasses after watching nightcrawler ngl

>>213746919
You started acting like a fucking princess, you poof?

>>213754786
my man, that's tight. sorry about your city.

>>213745946
Hope you don't take naps, brother

>>213745575
Be seeing you

>>213752867
kek

>>213754786
It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this.

it's me

>>213745535 (OP)
good..bad..i'm the guy with the gun

>>213745535 (OP)
The Blade Driver 2049

Every movie is about me. Not the other way round.

>>213745928
Another movie by Leigh inspired me too

>>213745576
>also just lee van cleef in general
Just watched him in THE BIG GUNDOWN. LvC was effortlessly cool.

>>213748764
>You must think I'm pretty sick, right?

For me it was Naked
I saw it last month and I felt empowered as an unemployed 29 year old although earlier this year I started working for the first time in my life but I still have the NEET soul and spirit in me
I am an aristocrat of the soul, freed from the confines of society

>>213756427
What kind of job did you get fellow NEETbro? I'm trying to get an after hours office janitorial job

>>213745535 (OP)
Dexter

>>213751495
Damn it how am I supposed to buy the shirt if I can't read the tag???

>>213752742
>>213752867
HOGAN FEARS STING

>>213756491
I work as a dishwasher in a restaurant but being a janitor is probably easier, I wanted to try to get a janitor work especially night shifts but couldn't find anything

For about 4 weeks I walked around with the soundtrack of Violent Cop in my head

>>213745575
Based.

>>213745575
Literally watching this tonight because of this post.

>>213746661
Can you do a jig? That is the standard.

>>213748715
Source?

>>213749379
It only works if you have a gundam.

>>213745535 (OP)
>name that movie

Mr. Bean's Holiday.

>>213745535 (OP)
Crumb

Get a real personality instead of copying fictional characters?

>>213752742
Voilent femme has no right being this good, they cameos in sabrina.

>>213745535 (OP)

I'm too old for that shit.

>>213746128
>baby you ain't gotta go to vegas with the girls to burn coal
>just burn local baby I love you

>>213756922
>its a reddit nigger adopts the personality of a cop one week away from retirement episode.

>>213753930
I thought they went bankrupt.

I've given up on life and have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

>>213757014
One last ride?

>>213756654
I've been a dishwasher many times. Good job not giving up. Men need a sense of purpose regardless of what it is

>>213756904
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of fantasy in your life. It's escapism. How do you think fiction gets written in the first place? No one likes their lives

>>213745535 (OP)
Vikings
so many people became vikings after the show
the sheer amount of cringe it induced remains unchallenged

>>213745702
which kind of trap are we talking about? because I have no idea what you are talking about

>>213745716
>start being jewish
No.

>>213746584
I was like this before I watched any Goose literally me movies.

>>213745535 (OP)
Encino Man

>>213749115
Bottom left asian with the colored hair has style

>>213745887
dont do that

>>213749115
im not at my computer so i cant post an image of kojima or chris chan wearing the autism scorpion jacket

me when I can't take it anymore

>>213745946
this anon incinerates on location

>>213757848
jej

>>213748715
>this is what they took from you

>>213756846
nathan barley

>>213755204
I wish there was an Apu version but my art skills are nonexistent

>>213745535 (OP)
never happened to me, but I'm basically Miles from Sideways if he never had a meaningful relationship with a woman that was not on the computer

>>213758172
Id prefer you were dead than for such an abomination to exist. Fuck you.

>>213745535 (OP)
>Me right now itt

>>213749707
Unbelievably based scene, Gandalf BTFO

This but I need drugs to function

>>213745535 (OP)
for at least a day after every episode

>>213749707
I don't remember him being such an asshole in the book but it has been decades since I read it.

>>213745535 (OP)
mean girls

>>213756904
>Get a real personality instead of copying fictional characters?
Most people behave according to their peers, complying with conventions or defying them based on temperment and experience.
Most "literally me" characters are abnormally independent in thought and action, unconcerned with social conventions and expectations placed on them, entirely comfortable with who and what they are.
The best versions of this archetype show how it can be a double-edged sword ("die a hero or become the villain") but, ultimately, it's a blueprint for achieving great and/or terrible things.