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Anonymous No.213746748 >>213746785 >>213746794 >>213746885 >>213746932 >>213747040 >>213747332 >>213747456 >>213747670 >>213747921 >>213748048 >>213750021 >>213750374 >>213751596 >>213751799 >>213751874 >>213752650 >>213753533 >>213754163 >>213755145 >>213756127 >>213756978 >>213758028 >>213760277 >>213760743
OH N-
Honest DC fan No.213746785
>>213746748 (OP)
Not my heckerino ex posting trick
Anonymous No.213746794
>>213746748 (OP)
H-he's fast!
Anonymous No.213746804 >>213746823 >>213747297 >>213750926 >>213758583 >>213760621
Unironically, what was the plan here
Anonymous No.213746823 >>213746936
>>213746804
outrunning superman obviously
Anonymous No.213746884
-IGGER
Anonymous No.213746885
>>213746748 (OP)
I liked how he hit his head on the floor when he fell
Anonymous No.213746900
AI Generated movie
Anonymous No.213746904 >>213746924 >>213746933 >>213746960 >>213753751 >>213753994 >>213754984 >>213758252 >>213764158
I haven't seen this movie but I love it just based on the screen shots
Anonymous No.213746924 >>213760753 >>213764166
>>213746904
It's got some great moments but it's honestly a decent 6/10 at best. There's way too much going on in rapid succession because Gunn keeps trying to create new plot threads for later projects
Anonymous No.213746932 >>213747414
>>213746748 (OP)
why is lex caked up like that
Anonymous No.213746933
>>213746904
Same. I give it 100 tomatoes.
Anonymous No.213746936
>>213746823
Gotta go fast
Anonymous No.213746960
>>213746904
Heck yeah, its super wholesome and it hazzz doggos. I upvote it all my upvotes!
Anonymous No.213746961 >>213747011 >>213747023 >>213747562 >>213748682 >>213750052 >>213755123
STOP IT, MURDERMAN
Anonymous No.213747011
>>213746961
This
Anonymous No.213747023
>>213746961
I read this like Zod's an angry kid on the playground trying to get his annoying friend to stop hogging the football
Anonymous No.213747040 >>213747129
>>213746748 (OP)
>disn't cover the building in kryptonite
rookie mistake
Anonymous No.213747079 >>213750066 >>213750402 >>213752095 >>213752296 >>213752458 >>213753810 >>213755351 >>213756120 >>213757989 >>213760831 >>213764917
Lex was without a doubt the highlight of the film. Also incredibly funny/apt that Nicolas Hoult originally auditioned for Superman but got offered Lex instead
Anonymous No.213747129
>>213747040
>didn't made a whole fake building so superman could crash into an look like an idiot
Anonymous No.213747137 >>213747170 >>213747670 >>213761300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Anonymous No.213747170 >>213747219 >>213747246
>>213747137
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213747219 >>213747246 >>213747670
>>213747170
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.213747246
>>213747170
>>213747219
Why didn't Superman use his power scream ability in the movie?
Anonymous No.213747297 >>213747327 >>213758169
>>213746804
if he started running a couple seconds earlier he would've made it. Lex just didn't make up his mind in time.
Anonymous No.213747327
>>213747297
They turned off the three laws?

Sob now it will kill people
Anonymous No.213747332 >>213747401
>>213746748 (OP)
He's doing the "I'm gonna say it" run.
Anonymous No.213747349
>If I can just make it to the door our movie has a chance of being succe-ACK!
Anonymous No.213747401
>>213747332
lmao he actually is
Anonymous No.213747414
>>213746932
Well the 40 cakes he stole had to go somewhere
Anonymous No.213747456
>>213746748 (OP)
If Hawkgirl can just murder the leader of an entire nation why don't any of them just kill Lex?
Anonymous No.213747562 >>213749694 >>213750161
>>213746961
*kicks you into a black hole*
Anonymous No.213747595 >>213747670 >>213747787 >>213747852 >>213750078 >>213758387 >>213761081 >>213761164 >>213762320
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.213747597 >>213747982 >>213749808 >>213750111 >>213750140 >>213751654 >>213752514 >>213753131 >>213764320
Who wins in a fight?
Superman (2025) or Superman (from MoS)?
Anonymous No.213747670 >>213747819 >>213750432 >>213759112
>>213746748 (OP)
>>213747137
>>213747219
>>213747595
devoid of context these screencaps are more entertaining than the actual film
Anonymous No.213747787
>>213747595
some times you just gotta dance
Anonymous No.213747819
>>213747670
Visual story telling
Anonymous No.213747852
>>213747595
reminds me of the eric andre cold open where they throw him around the set in a harness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ZFE_EqaNA
Anonymous No.213747921
>>213746748 (OP)
Practicing his moves.
Anonymous No.213747982 >>213749782 >>213750111 >>213752514
>>213747597
I think Snyder's Superman is portrayed as being less vulnerable to harm than Gunn's, and he has better feats altogether. Gunn's Superman would also be too distracted by saving squirrels and preventing building from being damaged to keep from getting his shit rocked.
Anonymous No.213748048 >>213748139 >>213748223
>>213746748 (OP)
Another astroturfed meme
Anonymous No.213748139
>>213748048
90% of memes on this board are astroturfed
Anonymous No.213748223
>>213748048
Some days an evil genius just gotta run
Anonymous No.213748496 >>213748833 >>213749879 >>213750251 >>213750504 >>213750562 >>213750753 >>213760072 >>213760173
I get a lot of complaints about Superman but how the fuck can anyone complain about Hoult?

He's never missed. He's been in bad movies but he has never detracted from them. Even Snyderfags oughta admit he absolutely mogs Eisenberg.
Anonymous No.213748682
>>213746961
Fuck off, Krypton had its chance!
Anonymous No.213748801 >>213748833
I HAVE FEELINGS, I ENVY
*cries*
Anonymous No.213748833
>>213748496
I really enjoyed the movie but I agree he's been excellent in everything he's been in

>>213748801
And even though he recognizes it it just makes him into an even angrier gay baby which is PEAK LEXKINO
Anonymous No.213749694 >>213764448
>>213747562
Anonymous No.213749782 >>213749809 >>213752178
>>213747982
Or in other words, Gunn's Superman would be too busy being Superman to fight properly against Murderman.
Anonymous No.213749808 >>213752001 >>213753190
>>213747597
Superman Returns.
Anonymous No.213749809
>>213749782
Yes
Anonymous No.213749824 >>213749883 >>213749954 >>213750423
Why was superman so weak? Why wasn't lex fixated on heroes like green lantern instead if superman was such a jobber?
Anonymous No.213749879
>>213748496
>mogs Eisenberg
I like Nick but Eisenberg's Lex is the worst one by far, the bar was not very high
Anonymous No.213749883 >>213749907
>>213749824
Green Lantern's power comes from a ring, which is a form of technology. It's not even the only ring of its kind or even close to that, so Lex knows (or at least believes) that he could eventually replicate it if he can just get his hands on one. Ditto any of Mr. Terrific's technology.

He does say that he hates all metahumans, he just hates Superman the most because Superman isn't even a metahuman, he's an alien, and yet people look up to him the most.
Anonymous No.213749907 >>213749934 >>213749968 >>213750053 >>213751336 >>213751742 >>213751868 >>213753943
>>213749883
What is Hawkgirl then?
Anonymous No.213749934
>>213749907
Invisible for incelex
Anonymous No.213749954
>>213749824
Superman always pulls his punches and holds back, did it the entire movie until the very end where he let loose just a little and obliterated everything in his path.
Anonymous No.213749968 >>213750003
>>213749907
Guessing she falls under the "all metahumans" thing I mentioned.
Anonymous No.213750003 >>213750154
>>213749968
Lots of guessing going around, huh?
Anonymous No.213750021
>>213746748 (OP)
AND I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASNT FOR THAT MUTT IN A CAPE
Anonymous No.213750052 >>213750111 >>213750219 >>213750472 >>213750591 >>213753822
>>213746961
what do you think Zod's reaction to Superman was in this
Anonymous No.213750053 >>213764519
>>213749907
There's two Hawkgirls, Shayera and Shiera, one is a reincarnated alien love machine and the other is an alien from Thanagar. The one that can take off her wings is the human reincarnation.
Anonymous No.213750063 >>213762357
name a bigger "aura lost" scene in all of cinema
Anonymous No.213750066
>>213747079
Now I'm glad I didn't see it. Screw those guys who made this movie for putting crap like this in.
Anonymous No.213750078
>>213747595
kek
Anonymous No.213750111 >>213750185
>>213747597
>>213747982
rewatched both, Snyder's Superman is more vulnerable to explosions in specifically MoS. It's why >>213750052 he dodges in this
Anonymous No.213750140 >>213750171 >>213753200
>>213747597
Gunn's Superman is actually creative as a fighter and does most of his feats while holding back or with slight kryptonite poisoning. Snyder's Superman just relies on punching and charging and jsut being stronger and more durable than Zod
Anonymous No.213750154
>>213750003
Well only because I don't actually know if she's a metahuman, or an alien Thanagarian who just isn't at Superman's level. Could be either, depending on which way Gunn decides to take the Hawkman/Hawkgirl stuff. Doesn't matter here, though, because, the movie isn't called Hawkgirl.

Like I said, Lex does outright state that he hates metahumans generally, he just hates Superman even more.
Anonymous No.213750161
>>213747562
was more of a slam
Anonymous No.213750171
>>213750140
Gunn's Superman is a career seasoned hero with three years under his belt.
Anonymous No.213750185 >>213750195 >>213750196 >>213750199 >>213759077
>>213750111
Doesn't he stand in the middle of a huge explosion in BvS?
Anonymous No.213750195
>>213750185
We try not to think about that movie.
Anonymous No.213750196
>>213750185
that was exploding pee
Anonymous No.213750199
>>213750185
>in specifically MoS
Anonymous No.213750219 >>213750238 >>213750472
>>213750052
Fuck I remember seeing this in the theater. I assumed he would stop the tankers, but when he just dodged and they hit the building I was giggling like a girl, it was so funny. It was like I was watching a movie made to make fun of Superman.
Anonymous No.213750238 >>213751019
>>213750219
Like the current one?
Anonymous No.213750251 >>213750324
>>213748496
Never underestimate insanity.
Anonymous No.213750291 >>213750356
You know why Batman is a better hero than Superman? Superman can't prioritize. If you put a bomb in a hospital in New York and set some hyenas loose in some kindergarten in China Superman wouldn't know what to do because he has never faced such a dilemma
Vote third party No.213750324
>>213750251
Ok back to basics

Who does this shit to us I haven't posted a picture in days and never post more than 5 a month, never start a thread or find out who is dating who cause it depress the living shit out of me

All true and I will repeat it daily if I have to
Anonymous No.213750356 >>213750467
>>213750291
There is exactly such a dilemma in this movie and Superman's answer is ask his friends for help.
Anonymous No.213750374
>>213746748 (OP)
> look at thread
> kek at how this movie is bad
> look at file title
> clearly a shot at snyderverse

Anon, on which side are you?
Anonymous No.213750402 >>213753233
>>213747079
lmao, this autistic looking fuck really thought he could be sups? lmao
Anonymous No.213750423
>>213749824
I mean the black hole thing was a pretty standout indication of how strong he really is.
Anonymous No.213750432 >>213750465
>>213747670
One is screaming because he was just forced to take a life. Although the man he killed was a villain and he was never gonna stop his destructions, life is sacred.

The other is screaming because he got called supershit or something.
Vote third party No.213750465
>>213750432
They never notice you can lie to them when you know they talk shit behind your back
Anonymous No.213750467
>>213750356
How do you win a no-win scenario?
Change the rules.
Anonymous No.213750472
>>213750052
>>213750219
It’s called aura farming unc
basedlennials wouldn’t understand
Anonymous No.213750504
>>213748496
he is a great actor, I cant remember him ever being bad in a movie, thats not the question.

But he doent have the looks of superman.
Anonymous No.213750562 >>213753932
>>213748496
I unironically found his Lex Luthor horrible. His baby face, his voice, and this version's motivations were very distractedly bad.
Anonymous No.213750591 >>213750648 >>213750654 >>213751056
>>213750052
you are an idiot
you are figthing a being who is as powerful as you
if you lose, the whole humanity is doomed, in that scenario you would really let yourself be distracted? He avoids the truck while keeping his eyes on his enemy. Thats the only based thing to do. What ever damage that truck made is nothing compared to loosing the fight because he got distracted (yes, even if for 1ms)

Snyder put superman in the real world anon, things arent pretty or feel goody but its realistic as fuck
Vote third party No.213750648
>>213750591
Pride gets you nowhere all movie villains experience that

Is all about overcoming limitations you know you have
Anonymous No.213750654 >>213750701
>>213750591
>you are figthing a being who is as powerful as you
Which he really shouldn't be, given that he hasn't been absorbing yellow sunlight for at most a few days, rather than his whole life.

>if you lose, the whole humanity is doomed
Not that you're particularly worried about this, hence your bored expression during Zod's rant earlier and in this scene now.
Anonymous No.213750701 >>213750816 >>213751639
>>213750654
>bore expression

its called stoicism, retraint.
Powerful men often are anon.
Compare this to the teenage girl features in superman 2025.
Is it believable that guy is superman?
Imagine being so powerful but getting emotional because people called you supershit.

Anger, fear, anxiety, all these emotions are an expression of a lack of control, a lack of power.

Think of Doctor Manhattan in Watchmen. Thats how powerful men act. Cool and relax, even in the most dire of situations.
Anonymous No.213750753 >>213750810 >>213750817 >>213758598 >>213758716 >>213758878
>>213748496
This was the most garbage depiction of Luthor I’ve ever seen- he isn’t smart brilliant or cunning, just a whiny incel with no real motivation to hate Superman, the rant about having envy or Galileo or Einstein was such a ridiculous midwif approach to a complex character such as Lex, he would adore Galileo and Einstein as innovators and guys who paved the way for self made geniuses like him to take the world by storm.

We didn’t really get any insight on Lexcorp or who Lex is or why he rose to fame or why anyone even cares about him- what makes him different from the millions of no name billionaire CEOs that exist out in the world? Why does he spend 90% of his time at his corp trying to destroy Superman? Where are the business deals? backhanded compliments? meetings with the president?

And I cant help but mention that goofy scene where he kills that random Indian guy to β€œhurt” Superman- that’s not Lex Luthor, that’s not what he does that’s the Joker- Lex wouldn’t take such a random insignificant life to β€œhurt” Clark when he has him essentially dead to rights, that’s cheap, immoral- Lex is a guy who sees himself as the good guy, and he’s too smart to think he could still be seen in that light when he shoots an innocent guy in the freaking brain-

This is Lex Luthor written by a moron, for morons.

Rant over
Anonymous No.213750810
>>213750753
Some days anon you booze up and remember you can write

I apologize you are an evil genius and we are your doxxed losers
Anonymous No.213750816 >>213750868 >>213750906
>>213750701
>its called stoicism, retraint.
It's called boredom.
>Powerful men often are anon.
Not typically in the middle of a life-or-death struggle in the ruins of a city while surrounded by the corpses of at least thousands, possibly millions,of people.
>Compare this to the teenage girl features in superman 2025.
A Superman who actually emotes and looks concerned at the wellbeing of people around him? I shall compare it, and the result is 2025 Superman looking very favorable by comparison.
>Is it believable that guy is superman?
One hundred thousand percent, yes. Superman smiles, he laughs, he cries, he feels anger and sadness and happiness. He is not stoic. "Stoic" has never been something used to describe Superman until Snyderfags needed a reason to justify Snyder's shitty direction and Caville's bad acting.
>Imagine being so powerful but getting emotional because people called you supershit.
Imagine being such an emotional void that the sight of thousands or even millions of dead people just doesn't provoke a reaction from you.

>Thats how powerful men act.
Wow, you just...didn't get Watchmen at all, did you? Doctor Manhattan isn't powerful, that's the entire central conceit of his character. For all his abilities, he has no actual control over his life.
Anonymous No.213750817
>>213750753
>This is Lex Luthor written by a moron, for morons.
perfect fit for you then
Anonymous No.213750868 >>213750916 >>213751175
>>213750816
SM25 Superman is too fucking emotional. He cries about internet trolls.
Anonymous No.213750906 >>213751175
>>213750816
This is idol worship- a mockery of real heroism, classic Superman doesn’t do any of this crap and it’s only written for and by manchildren who grew up on the books and misunderstood what the character is truly about because they were still adolescent
Anonymous No.213750916
>>213750868
They are not really people am I right?
Anonymous No.213750926
>>213746804
An attempt to go back to the pocket dimension
Anonymous No.213751019 >>213751050 >>213751069 >>213751075
>>213750238
doesnt this new superman punch a kaiju into a building but catches him before he hits the building?
Anonymous No.213751050 >>213751075
>>213751019
He does?

What a superman thing to do
Anonymous No.213751056
>>213750591
>Snyder put superman in the real world
stop putting capeshit in the real world, it's boring, you aren't Nolan bro, it's a superhero movie relax
Anonymous No.213751069 >>213751200 >>213751366 >>213756126 >>213760401 >>213760515
>>213751019
And then just watches as the MT kills the kaiju.
Anonymous No.213751075
>>213751019
>>213751050
crazy right
Anonymous No.213751175 >>213751185 >>213751320
>>213750906
>classic Superman doesn’t do any of this crap
He doesn't dodge oil trucks that could explode and harm innocent bystanders, either, but that seems to be the hill you're trying to die on.

>>213750868
>SM25 Superman is too fucking emotional
Nah, he's just the right kind of emotional.
Anonymous No.213751185 >>213751214 >>213751227
>>213751175
>Nah, he's just the right kind of emotional.
The faggot kind that cries to Lois people are calling him Supershit and he can't take it?
Anonymous No.213751200 >>213751224
>>213751069
He didn't know it was going to happen, and Superman isn't necessarily opposed to killing when there are no other options (RE: Ultraman later in the film). He just didn't think they were out of options quite yet.
Anonymous No.213751214
>>213751185
Hey you save the world they call you the ayuwoki feelsbadman
Anonymous No.213751224 >>213751259
>>213751200
>He didn't know it was going to happen
He has fucking eyes, he can see inside the creature, he can see inside the tech, he can move fast. He just stood there watching the creature die and then made a sour face, like a fucking Karen.
Anonymous No.213751227 >>213751248
>>213751185
If you really think *that* was what was bothering him, you need to go watch the movie again, because apparently you missed the whole "turns out I was incredibly wrong about what my Kryptonian parents wanted for me" thing.
Anonymous No.213751248 >>213751285
>>213751227
He said people on the internet calling him Supershit specifically made his feefees hurt. Lois couldn't even understand the degree of his faggotry.
Anonymous No.213751259 >>213751396 >>213751653
>>213751224
>he can see inside the tech
We plainly see that he doesn't see inside the tech. Just because he can see inside, as well, doesn't mean he knows what he's looking at.

>and then made a sour face
He probably knew that the kaiju would need to be euthanized, He just would have preferred a less painful end.
Anonymous No.213751285 >>213751438
>>213751248
>He said people on the internet calling him Supershit specifically made his feefees hurt
He used those exact words, huh? Feefees?
Anonymous No.213751320
>>213751175
I hate Snyder’s depiction too- Superman wouldn’t do that either, he’s been botched ruined and destroyed by people who see a power fantasy before an actual compelling character and man- this film was the nail in the coffin
Anonymous No.213751336
>>213749907
She's a femcel, hence her mighty ree-ing
Anonymous No.213751366 >>213751444 >>213751697
>>213751069
how did he know those were explosives? he's not an expert on MR.T tech and what was he supposed to do? fly into the kaiju and take all the bombs in one go?
Anonymous No.213751394 >>213751469 >>213751658 >>213758178
joey
Anonymous No.213751396 >>213758381
>>213751259
Oh here we go, you'll make all the head canon excuses in the world for S2025, but nitpick MoS to death.
Anonymous No.213751438
>>213751285
As in my feefees are hurt, please care
Anonymous No.213751444 >>213751516 >>213751540 >>213751612 >>213752996
>>213751366
Yes, he is in fact Superman, right? Oh but if the shoe was on the other foot, you'd look at MoS and say:
>STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SON.
Anonymous No.213751469
>>213751394
superman get baby yoda
Anonymous No.213751516 >>213751544 >>213752249
>>213751444
for all he knew those balls could've released a sedative that could put the creature to sleep. I'm pretty sure Clark knows what a fucking tornado does to the average middle age man
Anonymous No.213751540 >>213753285
>>213751444
lmao still cring zack?
Anonymous No.213751544
>>213751516
Isn't he from Kansas?

Nothing
Anonymous No.213751587 >>213751617 >>213754778
"..."
Anonymous No.213751596 >>213751628 >>213751745 >>213751812 >>213759138
>>213746748 (OP)
AIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.213751612 >>213752062
>>213751444
Anonymous No.213751617
>>213751587
"..."
Anonymous No.213751628
>>213751596
WONDER WOMAN
Anonymous No.213751639 >>213751913
>>213750701
>its called stoicism, retraint.
You mean acting stoically. Stoicism is something else.
Anonymous No.213751653
>>213751259
>Just because he can see inside, as well, doesn't mean he knows what he's looking at.
So he's dumb?
Anonymous No.213751654
>>213747597
every single previous superman would beat the shit out of gunn's without the fucking dog. he would be too busy asking bowl cut guy to help him
Anonymous No.213751658
>>213751394
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.213751697 >>213751796
>>213751366
>and what was he supposed to do? fly into the kaiju and take all the bombs in one go?
Yes?
Or call his dog, that seems to do everything for him.
Anonymous No.213751742
>>213749907
pretty fucking useless is what she is. all we see her do is drop some random politician from the sky because reasons
Anonymous No.213751745 >>213751760 >>213751812 >>213759138
>>213751596
FASTER
Anonymous No.213751756 >>213751781
Did they fix the cape clipping in the final version?
Anonymous No.213751760 >>213751886
>>213751745
That's the power of all those #SuperShit posts on his psych.
Anonymous No.213751781 >>213751814 >>213751836 >>213751878 >>213752608 >>213757436 >>213763264 >>213763702 >>213763927
>>213751756
Here is the shitty ass scene.
Anonymous No.213751796 >>213751818
>>213751697
>Or call his dog, that seems to do everything for him.
the only thing the dog did was chase and destroy flying cameras, if anything krypto would've just killed the kaiju
Anonymous No.213751799
>>213746748 (OP)
I mostly hated this movie because not enough clark and it had far too many B plots and just turned into cgi slop by the end
Anonymous No.213751812
>>213751596
>>213751745
behold the power of the last son of krypton
Anonymous No.213751814
>>213751781
Thanks anon, they seem to have fixed that shot.
Anonymous No.213751818 >>213752180 >>213752641 >>213754181 >>213755025
>>213751796
>if anything krypto would've just killed the kaiju
It didn't kill Lex Luthor, despite the movie previously saying the pupper can't hold its strength and mauled all the Kent's cows to death.
Anonymous No.213751836
>>213751781
i love that i can hear this scene
Anonymous No.213751868
>>213749907
n-metal
Anonymous No.213751874 >>213751984
>>213746748 (OP)
>being kind is punk rock
people is Metropolis seem pretty kind tho

also Superman hates killing, but has no problem murdering his own clone
Anonymous No.213751878 >>213756092 >>213762497 >>213764936
>>213751781
now I'm curious how the boot looks in the final cut
Anonymous No.213751886
>>213751760
They will think whatever the tube tells them they dress like the tube talk like the tube, space their sentences like the tube

We wanted to stop kids from being whored and dying, hell am from the third world they think we are like raised in whorehouses and wander the streets at night offering a good time

To stop a prostitution ring like 4chan with every poster against us and the cops breathing on our necks, with the pedorich thinking they can get away with everything if they just convince 4chan nudity is bad per se and if they get caught can martial law us
Anonymous No.213751913
>>213751639
?
Anonymous No.213751984
>>213751874
clones are not made by god
Anonymous No.213752001
>>213749808
correct answer
Anonymous No.213752017 >>213752054
I'm having a problem with them arresting Lex straight up? And calling him a "bald asshole".

And here's why: the media said the stuff about Superman was fake news. Okay, if that's true, why would the stuff about Lex not be questioned as fake news?
Anonymous No.213752054
>>213752017
Because a giant monster was smashing their houses and Lex was like mwahaha you peasants?
Anonymous No.213752062
>>213751612
funniest shit i have somehow never seen
Anonymous No.213752095 >>213752149
>>213747079
the editing is annoying as fuck
Anonymous No.213752149 >>213752171
>>213752095
i just looked it up the movie is edited by none of the people who edited the guardians movies (and suicide squad and all of qt's new movies). no wonder. it's edited by a guy who did the great gatsby and a bunch of other shit dc movies. holy fuck.
Anonymous No.213752171
>>213752149
To trad for anon
Anonymous No.213752178
>>213749782
You mean he'd be too busy being Stupidman, since he'd be ignoring the main immediate threat?
Anonymous No.213752180 >>213752218 >>213753346 >>213753842
>>213751818
Why the fuck does the movie look like this
Anonymous No.213752201 >>213760712
is it pronounced krypt-ON
or krypt-in
Anonymous No.213752218 >>213752257
>>213752180
Because everyone bitched to hell and beyond about the snyderfilter
Anonymous No.213752233
Did anyone else hate the fucking cgi stray super dog? He was annoying as hell.
Anonymous No.213752249 >>213752268
>>213751516
"Huh...? What is that? Meh, must be those non-lethal sedative bombs I'm always hearing about."
Anonymous No.213752257 >>213752295
>>213752218
No one would have complained if it looked like The Suicide Squad
Anonymous No.213752268 >>213752294
>>213752249
nta but those spheres are clearly multi purpose
Anonymous No.213752294
>>213752268
"Huh... Must be those multipurpose sedative spheres I'm always hearing about."
Anonymous No.213752295
>>213752257
Old guy dies young girl lives

I tried, every day
Anonymous No.213752296
>>213747079
That second 1A shot is kino.
Anonymous No.213752458
>>213747079
do you or anyone have the clip of ultraman lasering clarks face?
Anonymous No.213752514 >>213753884
>>213747597
>>213747982

What if Lex Luthor calls in a favor from the Joker and the Joker kidnaps a stadium full of people and creates a bunch of obstacles and has Man of Steel Superman and Superman Legacy try to save as many of the hostages as possible. If they fail an obstacle, a bunch of hostages die. The Superman who saves the most people wins?
Anonymous No.213752570 >>213752602
Look lady, as a fellow man of the cloth, I took a vow.
Anonymous No.213752602
>>213752570
pretty nice hq
Anonymous No.213752608
>>213751781

For a second there, it looked like Katamari Damacy.
Anonymous No.213752641
>>213751818
They never said either of those things.
Anonymous No.213752650 >>213752728
>>213746748 (OP)
>I'll try outrunning Superman, that'll work
what was the smartest man in the world thinking here?
Anonymous No.213752728
>>213752650
The princess is on another castle

They always go for the girl, is their specialty
Anonymous No.213752756 >>213752769 >>213752922 >>213752943 >>213752984 >>213754312 >>213758103
Just my monkeybots here, farming outrage 24/7, trashing you online. #Supershit
Anonymous No.213752769
>>213752756
Pew pew
Anonymous No.213752922
>>213752756
it got a chuckle
Anonymous No.213752943 >>213752984 >>213754312
>>213752756
this is unironically how Russia finally beat the US
Anonymous No.213752984 >>213753010
>>213752943
>>213752756
This is 100% the reason Trump was elected twice
Anonymous No.213752996 >>213753378
>>213751444
Oh, so now the mask comes off. You're not actually arguing for the scene. You're still having it out for the tornado. Sorry man, Man Of Murder let his father die.
Vote third party No.213753010
>>213752984
Of course not your country physical dissability to vote third party
Anonymous No.213753131
>>213747597
Fag of Steel gets ass fucked by Gunnman.
Anonymous No.213753190 >>213759815
>>213749808
Unironically true. funny that the most forgotten Superman movie is the strongest version of him on film.
Anonymous No.213753200
>>213750140
This. Fact Lex has to study Superman’s moves for years and likely used AI so he could feed counter attacks to Ultraman shows Superman has a very diverse array of attacks. Pa Kent who was a Golden Glove champ taught Clark how to fight
Anonymous No.213753233 >>213753312
>>213750402
better than the hook-nosed supes we got.
Anonymous No.213753285
>>213751540
SIRS!
Anonymous No.213753312 >>213753368
>>213753233
Find me one photo where his nose is hooked.
Anonymous No.213753346
>>213752180
trying too hard to distance themselves from Snyder so they went full Avengers 1.
Anonymous No.213753368
>>213753312
post hand with timestamp and I will. (I don't take requests from Indians)
Anonymous No.213753378 >>213753616
>>213752996
And Super still let the Kaiju die.
Anonymous No.213753533 >>213753870
>>213746748 (OP)
>shopped shit
At least have the decency to post the original fag
Anonymous No.213753539 >>213753586
this movie dissapointed. I'm glad I didnt bother to see it in a theater
Anonymous No.213753586
>>213753539
This post costs to much considering all it is, is chris bait so I defend the movie
Anonymous No.213753616 >>213753713
>>213753378
So? See how no one cares? You care. That's what is sad.
Anonymous No.213753713
>>213753616
The point is that you low IQ pajeet shills are hypocritical. Is verbal intelligence high enough to process what that means?
Anonymous No.213753751 >>213753791 >>213754146 >>213755390
>>213746904
This will sound like I'm shilling but this is my favorite Superman movie. Deal with it haters and suck my dick.

Best Superman with great mix of caring for people and bearing down when things are bad. Written really well where he will go through pain to save babies or squirrels, the saving life forms is what he lives for. No other movie really gives us that.
Makes great humorous faces and shows pain.
As Clark Kent he is the most realistic acting doesn't go for overly cute or super guarded just works and is genuinely cute.

As far as Lex Luthor, besides not having a truly good villain speech he was note perfect I loved how he really thought of everything and masterminded Supermans death and only because he became too evil he failed but easily Supermans closest ever to death in a movie. Maybe Zod in Superman 2 but still.

Special effects were good and I thought Metropolis looked amazing. I want to explore it.

Lois Lane was easily the hottest one but kind of a bitch desu at least she got to fly a spaceship.

I loved all the different heroes and villains and it was all pretty solid, Supergirl had a LOT of potential and I would give her movie a serious chance.

Like I said haters suck my dick and I decided to just type up an essay why I liked it because nobody is reading this because "its so nice must be shilling gobble gobble"
Anonymous No.213753791
>>213753751
Didn't read munching a cracker, 10/10 post anon good use of puntuation
Anonymous No.213753810
>>213747079
The clone looks like Hayden Christensen
Anonymous No.213753822
>>213750052
This is actually a very smart move. Superman shows how much he doesn't care about the people around him, so Zod would less likely go for hostages. It kinda worked until Zod was pushed into a corner.
Anonymous No.213753842
>>213752180
cause there was no wide angle shot cause gunn can't direct action scenes. look at the scene when they invaded a nation and it looked like a children's sandpit.
Anonymous No.213753870 >>213753885
>>213753533
that head shape LOL
Anonymous No.213753884
>>213752514
mos supergod would just kill joker for such a stupid plan
Anonymous No.213753885
>>213753870
IS NOT THAT BAD
Anonymous No.213753932 >>213754055 >>213755017
>>213750562
>this version's motivations
It's basically the version in most of the comics. Like that IS Lex, a smart guy who is very petty over Superman. So many comics have even had Superman pointed out to his face that he keeps blaming Superman but then Lex himself never actually used his powers to elevate humanity.
Anonymous No.213753943
>>213749907
cocksucking demon
Anonymous No.213753981
Superman is a metaphor for ai. Lex luthor is humanities last hope to stop it.

Metahumans are metaphors for varying ai’s in the future.

Lex Luthor was right, and they mention at the end now THEY make the decisions.

So of course it’s written by ai. As a warning.
Anonymous No.213753994 >>213754085
>>213746904
About 1/3 is enjoyable the rest is gunnslop
Easily his worst movie
Anonymous No.213754055
>>213753932
He is dumb as a doorknob the fancy tech and the money trick us
Anonymous No.213754069
Still don't know how this guy made GOTG's and then shit this out
Anonymous No.213754085 >>213754113 >>213754127
>>213753994
Yeah, it sucked. I'd hate to see what it looked like before the reshoots & re-editing. DC is dead. Bury it.
Anonymous No.213754110
This movie sucked Superman was the worst part of his own movie
A quipping ineffectual wuss at the start then a dull brad by the end no actual growth just boring MCU tier crap
Only good parts was everything when he wasn't on screen
Anonymous No.213754113
>>213754085
Washington DC?

Are you an angel?
Anonymous No.213754127
>>213754085
It had that weird 00-10s MCU look as well and the horrid 2025 era CGI and weird bouncy animation
Anonymous No.213754146
>>213753751
Pretty much agree with your massive redditspacing post
Anonymous No.213754159
They don't want the mufget demand because it proves it was about looking similar and using and abusing actors legally protected image
Anonymous No.213754163
>>213746748 (OP)
>GOTTA RUN!
Anonymous No.213754172
Uf indeed
Anonymous No.213754181 >>213754238
>>213751818
Superbeta- can’t control his woman, his dog or his emotions- comic accurate they said
Anonymous No.213754238
>>213754181
CVS?

Stands for C versus

Is you after all the claims of a dead girl who were never responded
Anonymous No.213754312 >>213754345
>>213752756
>>213752943

reminder no matter how godlike or powerful you are, no one is immune to ragebait, you just need to hit the right frequency
Anonymous No.213754345
>>213754312
Man you people really ain't human

Try this

Therapy
Anonymous No.213754373
A B C D E 1 2 3 4 5
Anonymous No.213754778
>>213751587
>”He just killed that guy!”
>”His name was Malik…”
Anonymous No.213754984 >>213764256
>>213746904
It's a good movie. Easily a 7/10. The problem is the action and the costumes but everything else is top tier. Superman, Clark and Lois are great. Jimmy is kinda a shitty gary stue like the comics but not too bad. Superman does give a shitty speech on how wholesome it is to be le human, because being cringe and making mistakes is actually le based. It is also implied that Supergirl is a drunk slut, which is a shitty decision since Supergirl is a symbol of youth and innocence as much as Superman is of hope and goodness and responsibility. I also liked that Superman didn't have a retarded no kill rule, as shown when he said the kaiju must be euthanized if necessary.
Anonymous No.213755017 >>213757892
>>213753932
GUNN'S Superman did actually create technologies that changed humanity.
Anonymous No.213755025 >>213755040 >>213755526
>>213751818
i just dont like how one of his eyes is always looking directly at the camera
Anonymous No.213755040
>>213755025
Induced stravism?

Is because of the white frame subliminals
Anonymous No.213755058 >>213755325
>hey Lex, how about we don't destroy the city we live in. Our families live here you now
Was the entire lex corp mind washed or something
Anonymous No.213755123 >>213755143
>>213746961
>supposed to be a scary warmonger
>casts an actor with the biggest prey eyes possible
Anonymous No.213755143
>>213755123
Angular
Anonymous No.213755145 >>213755161
>>213746748 (OP)
>looney tunes theme starts playing
Anonymous No.213755161
>>213755145
They deserve it they were ready to do their daily shit to the yuros
Anonymous No.213755325
>>213755058
Yeah? He literally throws anyone who disobey him into his prison
Anonymous No.213755351
>>213747079
I loves this Lex, it's amazing
Anonymous No.213755390
>>213753751
>This will sound like I'm shilling but this is my favorite Superman movie.
Same but that's not a very high bar desu desu
Anonymous No.213755519
the ending made me tear up a bit
Anonymous No.213755526
>>213755025
>Just one more thing, Mr. Luthor, just one more thing...
Anonymous No.213756092 >>213762497
>>213751878
Unchanged.
Anonymous No.213756120 >>213757759
>>213747079
If he'd been buff like in the animated shows he'd have been perfect
Anonymous No.213756126
>>213751069
>those zooms
The effects are ass too.
Anonymous No.213756127
>>213746748 (OP)
rated it half star
Anonymous No.213756978 >>213758167 >>213758802
>>213746748 (OP)
fi you liked this movie you are a spiritual indian, a soulless ugly bug
Anonymous No.213757436 >>213758234
>>213751781
What's with the bismuth floor he's standing on in the first shot?
Anonymous No.213757759
>>213756120
Coren is the biggest one we have yet. Cons of no padding.
Anonymous No.213757892
>>213755017
>GUNN'S Superman
I meant Luthor
Anonymous No.213757989
>>213747079
kek the whole "he developed and memorized thousand commands and can pick em from memory on the spot" was 10/10 top cringe. Hard to find good cringe like that nowadays.
Anonymous No.213758028
>>213746748 (OP)
this movie is better than snyderslop. its not pretending to be anything other than what it is. its also shot in a way that makes it look like a weird tv ad which is funny
Anonymous No.213758103
>>213752756
Anonymous No.213758167
>>213756978
So she transformed her hands into circular saws, did she also transform her intestines into an electric motor to power those saws? She refused to elaborate.
Anonymous No.213758169 >>213760577
>>213747297
he noticed him in the distance and started running
Anonymous No.213758178
>>213751394
Me and my wife's son
Anonymous No.213758234
>>213757436
pocket universes are bismuth dimensions apparently
Anonymous No.213758252 >>213759011 >>213764474
>>213746904
it's great if you're not DAMAGED
Anonymous No.213758381
>>213751396
has Superman ever been known to be a tech expert? You think he comprehends all the capabilities of T-Spheres? These aren’t meant to be a simple lamp, they are extremely advanced tech. The fact that you think Superman, or Snyderman, could instantaneously reverse-engineer them using his x-ray vision, shows you are an idiot, and belong nowhere near any reasonable discussions, jfc anon.
Anonymous No.213758387
>>213747595
Could someone make him dab, please!
Anonymous No.213758548 >>213758977
What if Superman flew a bit too fast and just fucking killed him?
Anonymous No.213758583
>>213746804
To die by Superman's hands, therefore framing Superman as a killer

Classic Luthor
Anonymous No.213758598
>>213750753
>Where are the business deals
He was having one when Supe came for the Dooooog
Anonymous No.213758716
>>213750753
>just a whiny incel with no real motivation to hate Superman
Eisenberg's Luthor hated Superman because his dad beat his ass too much.
Anonymous No.213758802 >>213759034 >>213759332 >>213760983
>>213756978
I don't care what /tv/ says, she's hot and way better looking than Goblin Lois
Anonymous No.213758878
>>213750753
Ironic, because Hoult was the only thing i liked about this movie. His rant where he basically said that Superman gives normies the feeling they don't have to excel anymore was the most interesting thing about this piece of shit. It was a genuinely interesting concept, where idolization of supernaturals leads to humanity never striving for excellence.
Anonymous No.213758977
>>213758548
Lex wins
Anonymous No.213759011
>>213758252
>celebrating Christmas
Clark beat the jew allegations
Anonymous No.213759034
>>213758802
I agree that she mogs post-wall Lois by a mile, but I still think the dreads are ugly
Anonymous No.213759077
>>213750185
FUCK YOU BENCHOD
Anonymous No.213759112
>>213747670
the actual movie is so devoid of substance that you have to bring in the meaning from outside
Anonymous No.213759138
>>213751596
>>213751745
>Superman 2025 is about Superman being a MAN and not SUPER like Snyder's version
>This means he gets mad over people making fun of him on social media
Anonymous No.213759332
>>213758802
she's hot as fuck but not in this getup
louis is hot as fuck as well
Anonymous No.213759560
>it only took a multimillion dollar film made by jews about a whiny alien for zoomers to learn about kindness and altrusim which should be natural impulses.
jfk
Anonymous No.213759815
>>213753190
I just rewatched this the other day and it hits so good, it was like a raimi spiderman vibe. singer had some bangers back then
Anonymous No.213760072
>>213748496
He is the best actor from the last 15 years.
Anonymous No.213760173 >>213760734
>>213748496
this nigger is always the worst thing about every movie he's in except mad max
and he was ok in superman for the most part
Anonymous No.213760277
>>213746748 (OP)
damn nigga kinda caked up fr no homo...
Anonymous No.213760401
>>213751069
When I first saw it I thought the nigger was crippled with that chair thingy. Missed opportunity to add some diversity
Anonymous No.213760515
>>213751069
The CGI is so bad and the monster looks all goofy and shit. This is like something pit of a morning children show from the early 2000s.
Anonymous No.213760577 >>213760626
>>213758169
How long does it take someone to notice Superman and Superman appearing next to you
Anonymous No.213760621 >>213764222
>>213746804
He had dramaturgy and was trying to make it to a pallet
Anonymous No.213760626
>>213760577
Is impossible superman faster than a speeding bullet

Take the L and look for cover
Anonymous No.213760712
>>213752201
Crypt-OOOO
Anonymous No.213760734
>>213760173
Nuh uh, i'm the best
Anonymous No.213760743
>>213746748 (OP)
DON'T SAY THAT WORD, LEX. YOU CAN HOLD BABIES HOSTAGE BUT DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD!
Anonymous No.213760753
>>213746924
wtf do you mean when you say 6/10? That you would recommend it to most people? That it was enjoyable? That it was good, above average?

It was disjointed garbage, i would recommend nobody watch it, not even capeshit enjoyers. 2/10.
Anonymous No.213760831 >>213761005
>>213747079
I wish the clone was played by Henry Cavill
Anonymous No.213760983
>>213758802
I dont care about how hot she is, the directing, camerawork, effects, choreography, characters, plot, dialogue are just abysmal
Anonymous No.213761005
>>213760831
he looked like henry cavil
Anonymous No.213761081
>>213747595
GOTTA DANCE
Anonymous No.213761164
>>213747595
joker energy
Anonymous No.213761291
>character is named angela spica
>cast a spic
Anonymous No.213761300
>>213747137
Is he jewish
Anonymous No.213762320
>>213747595
SAVE ME SUPERMAN
Anonymous No.213762357
>>213750063
>BIG BABY CWYING
Anonymous No.213762364
I feel like the movie isn't appreciated enough for how blatantly anti-semitic it is, and I say this in praise of the movie not against it. It was legitimately hilarious
Anonymous No.213762497
>>213756092
>>213751878
What the fuuuuck lol
Anonymous No.213763264
>>213751781
This one scene has better choreography and camerawork than every fight in MoS
Anonymous No.213763702
>>213751781
>when jews fight goyim in their minds
Anonymous No.213763927 >>213764044
>>213751781
>me fighting off the home depot security guards trying to stop me from eating their drywall
Anonymous No.213764044 >>213764071
>>213763927
I didn't know Home Depots have entire armies of guards
Anonymous No.213764071
>>213764044
They have to go somewhere after they get caught stalking tik tokers
Anonymous No.213764158 >>213764188
>>213746904
It's okay. The dog is the worst thing in it. Also why can't we have an actually attractive Lois Lane?
>Inb4 coomer simp for new 5/10 mid Lois
Your standards have been ruined by the average western woman weighing over 170 pounds and having 1" of skin per pound tattooed
Anonymous No.213764166 >>213764188
>>213746924
It managed to do something not the comics or animated shows ever could.

Make Hawkgirl popular.
Anonymous No.213764188
>>213764158
Pic related.
>>213764166
That's probably because of Hawk Tuah girl desu.
Anonymous No.213764222
>>213760621
i understood that reference
anon i am certain me and you have interacted numerous times on assg (or dbdg)

i know theres only like 30 people in that general and one of them is a fellow /tv/ chad

i am bran. hi :)
Anonymous No.213764256
>>213754984
I would strangle you if I could you lying piece of shit. Its one of the worst comic book movies every made
Anonymous No.213764320
>>213747597
Implying either of them have a chance against Nuclear Nails
Anonymous No.213764448
>>213749694
lol. love this guy like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.213764474
>>213758252
i honestly found this segment a little weird, like he's a grown adult that retreats to this pod fantasyland about his childhood?
Anonymous No.213764519
>>213750053
Who would win Hawk Guy or Hawkeye?
Trick question Snow plows always win
Anonymous No.213764917
>>213747079
why does supe got pinkeyes?
Anonymous No.213764936 >>213765012
>>213751878
>People still defending a literal clown shoes version of Supeman.
I mean I can understand hating Snyders shitty murderman. That doesn't make this better though.
Anonymous No.213765012
>>213764936
Anon it's just a bit of fucking lense distortion and lasts one second.