Thread 213748069

what he fuck was the moral of the story?
it feels like incel propaganda, woman sleeps around with everyone (and is somehow a lesbian despite having had a train run on her by multiple men) and you're are just supposed to orbit around her forever because her past doesn't matter and shit.
Is the point of the movie that men should accept being used by whores?

>>213748069 (OP)
it's kevin smith's coping mechanism for his own failed relationship with joey lauren adams

>>213748069 (OP)
The moral is stick with the whore if that's your fetish or nope and leave if it gives you the ick but don't stay in a middle point seething like an angry cuck

>>213748069 (OP)
FUCK DVD

>>213748069 (OP)
>moral of the story
There is none. Stories don't have to have morals. Its just entertainment. Shame on you for expecting so much from a Kevin Smith movie.

>>213748093
The best part is, I get to fantasize that JLA was a huge whore back in the day. Kevin wrote the film for her.

How are we not to make that correlation? JLA was a fucking goddess back in the day. When you're that sexy, it's your job to get fucked like a pair of Chinese Fingercuffs.

Whats a Nubian?

>>213748192
SHUT THE FUCK UP

awful movie

>>213748166
I hope some on-set footage surfaces of JLA and Smith arguing over the script while they shot it, and it leading to their breakup.

>>213748166
1 4 2 3

>>213748192
>>213748206
Man I downloaded a bunch of kevin smith audio clips back in the early 00's and that was by far the funniest.

>>213748069 (OP)
the writers barely disguised fetish

>>213748259
objectively correct
nice job!

>>213748069 (OP)
pretty much.

i mean it was the 90s and these kind of whores weren't as prevalent as of now

>>213748069 (OP)
Lesbians don't exist

>>213748069 (OP)
>kevin smith
no wonder its basedboy and slut propaganda. Kevin is such a hack holy shit.

>>213748597
they do, most "straight" girls have done some gay shit tho

AY YO HOL UP

SO U BE SAYIN

WE WANTS TO BE WHITE AN SHIIIIIEET?

>>213748069 (OP)
It's basically 500 days of summer before 500 days of summer.

>>213748700
>Fuck Lando Carlissian uncle Tom NIGGER
What the fuck was his problem?

>>213748484
People really downloaded audio clips from movies to listen to. Wild.

ARCHIE IS NOT FUCKING MR. WEATHERBEE

>>213748773
ANAG

>>213748773
Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

>>213748844
Stfu zoomer

>>213748844
Yeah, the world used to be fun and exciting and minimal. Imagine the reels you share with the meme background music that gets old in a week. We used to do that for years with things.

>>213748773
He was a prequelfag

>>213748870
>>213748859
Cope
Archie's a sista..

>>213748895
Prequels came out after Chasing Amy

>>213748877
Calm down I wasn't judging

>word "faggot" thrown around like 5 times in the first 20 minutes
it really was a different time.

>>213749143
It was a different time, yeah.
People would make audio collections of Family Guy, Futurama and stuff. All the best of the early episode.
>Lando says toads no good

>>213748069 (OP)
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>213748123
>the ick
Kill yourself hole

>>213748895
Fucking idiot

>>213748069 (OP)
The moral is don't fall in love with sluts

>>213748069 (OP)
women are retarded.
this movie will be used to de-radicalize incel chuds in the future

>>213748069 (OP)
>my girlfriend was a lesbian who fucked a different woman every week for years? YABBA DABBA DOO
>w-wait, what do you mean she had a threesome with two guys in highschool? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the worst part is there are still a lot of men who think like this

>>213749447
funny autist, you can suck my dong

>>213751067
No, im not a tranny faggot like you.

>>213748069 (OP)
men have no choice

>>213748069 (OP)
the problem is this never happens in real life.
in real life women settle ON men, not FOR them.
in the movie, the woman is leaving a life of constant casual sex, and her sexuality, for one guy she loves. for him.
in real life, women realize they're getting older and Chad doesn't want them anymore, so they find some beta fag to settle on.
pic related

>>213751460
an argument some faggots like to bring up is
>well she sucked 58 dicks, but stopped at 59, doesn't that boost your ego
but the thing is she only stopped because you were a safe choice, not because of something similar to this movie.

>>213751067
wasn't I a girl? make up your mind memetard

>>213748069 (OP)
>in 1997 having a threesome was considered the peak of sluttery
grim.
If it was made today she would've fucked her dog.

>>213748166
She had such a kino voice
Can you just find women like that in Arkansas

more like Chasing Gaymy

>>213748484
newsaskew.com?
I used to take the trivia quiz every time I went online. I was 20 and always looking for what the next Smith thing would be. He had made Dogma and written the new Superman and things were good in the askewniverse.

It's so fucking lame now. And there are STILL dudes my age who lap up all of his cornball insider movies. He turned into complete cringe by the time Tusk came out. But it had been going downhill since Clerks 2. I just less and less identified with the characters. The dialogue seemed less and less clever and cool. He peaked with Clerks TAS.

>>213749243
I think GLAD loved him over it too. His brother is gay and though I'm sure the new feminists of the ticktock era won't understand it, Chasing Amy was highly appreciated in the gay community for even giving screentime to groups of lesbians and a swishy black gay guy and discussing those topics. It was at the height of hip at the time. Got Two Thumbs Up and was Smith's comeback picture.

>>213751460
4chan hates reddit because the people there have reasonable and realistic opinions. Funny they still have to put up with the same incel blackpill nonsense as here.

>>213752328
Jay heard that she had fucked a dog. But it was probably urban legend. That's in the movie though. Smith didn't pull any punches.

>>213752328
It really is grim, but unironically.

>>213752983
>scene where she says every rumor about her is true is followed by a scene where someone says she fucked a dog
what did they mean by this?

>>213748718
Damn. Just blew my mind. You're right. 500 just hit that pop-indie note that elevated it.

>>213748069 (OP)
The moral is all women are literal whores and don't be a cucked simp, have some dignity

>>213748069 (OP)
>"BLACK RAGE!!"

...was the only good part of this piece of shit

>>213748069 (OP)
>How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop: the movie
I wonder how many poor faggots got bluepilled into dating a giga-slut who's settling down with them because of this movie.

>>213748069 (OP)
It's not that she's a lesbian, it's just that she really, really, really isn't into (You) and needs an excuse not to deal with your approaches anymore. Get a clue and leave her alone. Stop chasing Amy.

Lesbian you tubers that are hot : keara graves, gorging bridgers, rose and rosie and cammie scott.

Now you realize why millenial are such hopeless simps lol

They got bombarded with media like this for 2 decades where women being a hoe is some kind of encouraged personality trait and you should keep making grand gestures of romance to win her over

>>213748069 (OP)
It's pretentious slop and i'm tired of pretending it isn't. The only reason to watch it is for the setup for J&SB Strike Back's premise.

>>213752649
Helps that she smoked 2 packs a day. Her and Parker Posey are still fiends.

Teen me:i don';t really get this movie but it seems smart

20's me: this movie is smart

30's me: this movie is fucking stupid

>>213748069 (OP)
Any lesbian is going to become bi if you truly care about her

>>213748069 (OP)
>what he fuck was the moral of the story?
Every woman will crush you the second you show feelings of doubt, insecurity or jealousy.