>>213749327 (OP)
Oh boy oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy!
Yeah, it's not, unwrap it ya little creep. We gotta be at work in an hour.
What is this d-. What? Is this this carpet, daddy?
Carpet? No. No. It's Berber. That's an industry term.
Hey it's like a flying magic carpet here! Look at this! I'm flying around in Egypt land!
Heh heh yeah, that's cute. Don't get too attached there Aladdin, cause it's about to be magic flying dinner.
You can't eat carpet... Silly daddy.
Of course you can't like that... You gotta boil it first so the glue gets soft, ya know?
OH GEEZ, LOOK AT THE TIME.
But it's Christmas daddy
You're not getting out of this, put on your work boots and your respirator. I HAD TO PULL A LOT OF STRINGS TO GET THEM TO HIRE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!
