Thread 213751344

The Hershlag conjecture

>>213751344 (OP)
my wife

>>213751528
She's jewish...

>>213751969
My concubine...

>>213751344 (OP)
she's a trash actress

>>213751969
Fuck me bros I'm in love

>>213751344 (OP)
Schlag

Moby took her virginity. I should have learned how to make techno. Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

>>213751344 (OP)
She doesn't have many kinos on her account. Why is that? Do the jews hate her? Is she our girl? I would like to see her in some horror.

>>213753923
ok now i know moby is a CIA asset. gets tossed a young hot IDF woman.

>>213751528
>>213751995
>>213754262
come on you absolute faggots, even my dental hygienist is hotter than her.

>>213754274
Every track from play being inserted into countless other forms of media didn't tip you off?

>>213754349
What a weirdo

she hasn't been in a single good movie. tragic

>>213754804
>she hasn't been in a single good movie. tragic

>>213754349
Didn't ask

>>213751344 (OP)
>she divorced and is single now
THERE'S A CHANCE

It looks like she got some work done because I swear she was walling a few years ago already

Looks good preserved her natural beauty

>>213751344 (OP)
Why have so many men cheated on her? What's going on there?

>>213751344 (OP)
she emanates incurable dryness

>>213755069
She's a very fragile little mousewife

>>213754855
this movie fucking sucks. only thing that makes it memorable is gary oldman and the upskirt that Luc Besson shamelessly left in.

>>213755095
GAWDLIKE

>>213751528
>virgins waifu is a jew woman who did a blacked scene in a movie for no apparent reason that had nothing to do with anything

>>213755095
This guy's favorite movie is the professional

>>213755095
rachel mcadams is very underrated to be fair

>>213751344 (OP)
Would you take this jewish mom out on a date?

>>213755269
>/pol/trannies fetish is thinking about interracial sex 24/7
Fascinating

>>213751344 (OP)
I know this is a real pic but my brain is telling me it's an ai fake because of the 3 fingered claw it turned her hand into.

>>213756065
that's what a jew's hand looks like

porthole

>>213754804
black swan

>>213757240
I get that reference.

>>213757240
>>213757504

>>213757581
imagine the taste

>>213751344 (OP)
The wall has come to claim anudda

>>213757581
Can't believe it took so long to get posted

Do you think a jewish girl like her will let her children be baptized catholic? I couldn't take having jewish kids

>>213755095
>no michelle pfeiffer

Isn't she part Romanian?

>>213755053
>It looks like she got some work done
she's natty

>>213751344 (OP)
I love her so much I'd do anything for her

>>213757481
>Black Swan was 15 years ago
take me back bros

>>213758060
>Natalie casually strolling out of the Gaza war zone holding a teddy bear she bravely ripped out of the clutches of a dead Palestinian

>>213755095
I kneel....

from last week

>>213758327
Gross

Still would

>>213751344 (OP)
How do I get a Hershlag wife?

>>213755095
based

>>213758327
Natalie, PLEASE start eating meat again!

>>213753923
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie. You thirty-six-year-old bald-headed fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go. It's over, nobody listens to techno, now let's go!

Natalie Portman is just a budget Keira Knightley

>>213757898
>jewish girl
The kids will always be jewish

>>213758596
Based White rapper.

>>213758596
Go away wigger

>>213758670
>>213758678
the duality of man

>>213758327
she looks so much like Cleo Abrams in this pic

>>213758611
other way around

how do I get a hot IDF asset gf?

>>213758997
Be a greatest ally to the Greatest Ally (a white American man)

>>213758997
vote trump

>>213758997
Serve your country. America and Isreal are the only two nations on earth that have competent, modern, combat tested militaries. She'll appreciate the fact that you had the gumption to ask not what your country could do for you, but what you could do for your country.

>>213751969
I would let my sons be circumcised for her.

Why hasn't she hebraized her name?

>>213759136
tɓh you should just do it anyway, it's more sanitary and women prefer cut to uncut

>>213759164
Shut up Moshe

>>213759182
Hey pal don't shoot the messenger

>>213755095
Based.

>>213754855
the sequel was also great

>>213755095
based

>>213760156
Imagine getting a beautiful Jewish woman pregnant.

>>213760436
PregNat?

>>213760775
>just casually lets some random douchebag nut inside her
slut

>>213760859
You think she can still make baby no. 3?

>>213754274
She moved to the US when she was 3, and has never gone back and lived in Israel for more than a few months at a time. She never served in the IDF

>>213760859
He wasn't some random douchebag, he was her dance instructor from that ballerina movie. Dude's hands were all over her for probably months.

>>213760987
>She never served in the IDF
Good thing she didn't, she's fucking retarded

>>213758811
Has to be a plant.

>>213751969
I love Jewish women

>>213758811
>Numbers for a tech influencer
She's so famous I had to look her up, she doesn't have a Wikipedia and she's interviewing Sam Altman.
Tech Influencers really are the biggest con artists out there. Everyone hustling people online over the idea of a big tech future, fattening you up reminding you how smart you are for being keen on tech.
I'm glad I stick to sports, sex, food and fashion for my time and money.