HIT THAT BITCH edition

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>>213753043 (OP)
Furst

He's still got it

Making cofe then watching a movie

>POV: the last thing you see as you start feeling lightheaded from that sip of chardonnay the nice older lady gave you after school

*guttural noises*

>>213753186
>the first thing you see when you open your eyes

>>213753186

>>213753186

>>213753230
God I wish!

X 2 when?

>>213753230
Based

>>213753361
You are now recalling that scene between her and Kid Cudi

>>213753412
Kid Cudi is gay, I could show Jenna how a real man fucks

October is the only time of the year I enjoy. I just want to drink pumpkin beers and watch spooky kinos while shitposting with my hor-bros

>>213753465
Seriously, especially that gay vocalization he loves doing in his music.

>>213753559
Start now bc October itself goes by fast

>>213753568
I actually have dreams sometimes where I'm at the end of October and I somehow didn't realize it was October, and I haven't watched any horror or carved any pumpkins or even eaten a reese's cup, and I panic and scramble to make up for lost time before the month ends, until my rapid heart beat wakes me up

>>213753629
It's a fair warning. The season is already on

>>213753043 (OP)
2003 was better. deal with it.

>>213753559
pumpkin in general is damn underrated. goes well with literally any dish.

>>213753707
I like to add it to tomato dishes, like pasta sauce or chili. Adds some sweetness and complexity and also tempers any acidity, while adding creaminess

Have you ever seen someone walk out of a showing before
What was it and why do you think

The story was less interesting than the first two and I would have liked it more if they just moved onto a new unrelated cast altogether, but it was still dumb fun and I liked its sometimes self-deprecating humor. Could be remembering wrong but it also felt more like a slapstick compared to the first two, like how Dewey was knocked out with the blunt end of a knife, or that entire scene where Jennifer's manor fucking explodes.
The Weinstein brothers may also be sleazy perverts, but they cast some good looking girls in their films. Especially the Angelica character I think, the character that was going to play Sidney's character in Stab 3. Or that one blonde lady that randomly played with her boob while looking at some photo. I'm surprised they kept that subplot about female actresses sleeping their way to the top of Hollywood, knowing about Harvey at least.

>>213753845
I'm too focused on the movie to notice shit like that. If someone gets up and walks out in front of me, I just assume they're taking a piss or getting more popcorn, and don't think about it any further

>>213753845
I walked out of avengers age of ultron and haven't watched a marvel movie since

>>213753845
Dad and I walked out of Now You See Me 2. Yes, the one Indians really love for some reason.

>>213753862
Are you watching the Scream movies for the first time? I honestly can’t even remember 3, I might have to rewatch soon.

Threadly reminder that the 80s were the worst decade for horror films.

>>213754037
Yup. Mainly stuck with vidya my life, but watching movies now due to less free time.

>>213754072
What’s the best decade in your opinion?

>>213754106
The 80s.

In this house

>>213754132
Based.

>>213753845
I've gone to bad movies on purpose to goof on them with friends and occasionally I see other groups of people who are clearly there to do the same thing but they can't hack it so they walk out.
Also 12 Hour Shift was good.

>>213754072
>>213754106
>>213754109
lol

>>213754106
70s and 00s.

>>213754132

>>213754200
>00s
Give me your top 20 from this decade

>>213753845
>>213753973
Based Bettis…

(I actually liked Carrie better than May.)

>>213754072
Pisscuck

Give me a movie to fall asleep to and please don’t give me an ironic shitty pick. First reply I get is the movie I will watch.

>>213754313
Come True

>>213753845
Back when I was a kid my older sister and her friends went to see House on Haunted Hill and quite a few people walked out.
I saw it on TV a few years later and it was pretty disturbing. I couldn't sit through it all so watched the end the next day. I remember being kind of relieved about the shitty CGI finale because it was less deranged. I might rewatch it for October and see if it holds up or I was just too young to see it.

>>213754109
kek

>>213753043 (OP)
I wish the video game had a single player mode

>>213754313
Day of the Dead

>>213754323
yeah that one scared the shit out of me when i was a kid

>>213754323
It was a good remake, but yeah, the ending was kinda shit. Never saw Return to House On Haunted Hill. I assume it was crap.

>>213754227
A Tale of Two Sisters
REC
Shutter
Final Destination
Ichi The Killer
Triangle
28 Days Later
Ju-on
Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Orphan
Signs
Eden Lake
Noroi
The Orphanage
Them
Shaun of the Dead
The Descent
Let The Right One In
Ginger Snaps
Pulse

>>213754452
I wonder if one day we'll get film remasters where they fix the shitty CGI in 2000s era films. That'd be my top candidate.

>>213753845
Not a meme, 5 people walked out of Terrifier 3 on opening night when I saw it.
>a group of 3 during the part where he chops up the kid at the start
>2 right after the IED at the mall
It's like they didn't know what those movies were about

>>213754460
Some movies I like, but not enough to call it one of the two best decades of horror

For me, at least

>>213754235
Bettisbros stay winning.

>>213754320
Starting Come True (2020) now. >>213754365
I’m going to get around to watching Day of the Dead soon, I’ve heard good things.

>>213754313
Watch Phenomena tomorrow night.

>>213754543
>I’m going to get around to watching Day of the Dead soon, I’ve heard good things.
Damn, you haven't seen it? I said it because that's been my most go-to horror to fall asleep to. Great soundtrack and dialogue that makes it very easy to rewatch over and over again late at night. Very comfy

>>213754227
american psycho
ginger snaps
ginger snaps 2
ju-on the curse
ju-on the curse 2
ju-on the grudge
vampire hunter D bloodlust
dagon
jason X
kairo
28 days later
gozu
a tale of two sisters
shaun of the dead
the call of cthulhu
the descent
behind the mask: the rise of leslie vernon
the host
slither
let the right one in
splinter
antichrist
jennifer's body
occult
splice
thirst

>>213754460
REC is the only movie that managed to make zombies scary.

>>213754554
I will just for you anon. The only Argento movies I’ve seen are Deep Red and Suspiria and I enjoyed them both.
>>213754604
Never seen it and I know it’s a classic. I think I might save it and add it to my list for October.

>>213754794
>I will just for you anon.
Enjoy! Goblin kills it like always.

oh yes, it's time for my sunday 3 Hours of Scary, Ominous & Creepy Horror Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLGwW7eHTI

Looks like they're gonna have some vague origin backgrounds to The Strangers.

Could be an interesting production/distribution model for horror and other genres:
https://variety.com/2025/film/features/eli-roth-horror-section-scary-films-theaters-1236478620/

>>213755572
I hope it does great. I'm skeptical it will. But it makes sense looking at Terrifier for more people to roll the dice.

What had been the best creature designs of the 2010s? I feel like we just consistently get pale creepy people like Barbarian

>>213756698
do you mean 2020s?

>>213756698
i really like the monster in no one gets out alive, but that's 2021.

>>213756807
it's kind of like The Ritual monster, which is by the same writer.

>>213756698
That's partially budgetary. Barbarian was able to get made because it's cheap to film horror, and studios will take more risks on script/director compared to other genres. But then your monster costume has to cost like a hundred bucks. So you either get the classic "big gay retard" villain, like you said, or maybe an Art The Clown where it's recognize but still cheap. Actually it's annoying - you'll not see another pumpkinhead unless studios really open their wallets - and even more visually aspirational films are gimped. The Substance claimed it has ambitious VFX but they were all there "intentionally cheesy" practical effects that would have been laughed out of an 80s theater. Why not good practical effects? Budget. Audiences are at least also aware of poor CGI, so you haven't seen animated monsters either because EVEN paying an Indian to animate one is too expensive for what it's worth when people notice visual flaws in CGI immediately, and forgive them less. (This last one is at least a good thing)
We're going to see a new monster when we see a bigger budget, but horror has been doing so well the last couple years that it might happen.

>>213756651
Love this outback nigga

>>213756892
has bigger budget EVER gone into beter practical fx instead of a larger quantity of shitty cgi?

>>213757038
I suppose not. But that's also what it would take.
Or rather, get some of the remaining Jim Henson-ass animatronic experts to draw you up something truly incredible... That would cost a ton of money on top of needing to be attached to a good project. Cash wouldn't be a cure, but unfortunately I think it is a requirement.

This movie rocks.

But if you're gonna watch it, go in blind. You will enjoy it.

>>213756698
Krampus?
I though the Anubis in The Pyramid was actually ok even though it was CGI.
Slim pickings for creatures though. Wolfman 2010 was a cool design even if not original.

>>213757112
>>213757038
Pretty sure those Jim Henson guys are working on FNAF so that's one set of creatures.

>>213757143
you had me at zelda rubenstein

>>213757112
>>213757182
Are there any documentaries about the olde practical FX shops? I think I watched one about harryhausen's stop motion shit once upon a time.

>>213756799
yeah lol

>>213757216
based

>>213756892
Yeah the people bitching about AI filmmaking have not rally addressed this problem. I think its the only way to get interesting now. Like I wrote a script without a budget in mind and realized it'd cost 10s of millions of dollar (multiple locations, expensive costume, 10+ characters)

Made me wonder how many films haven't been made due to every horror filmmaker having to film the same low-budget horror films

CODY 2
YER JUST A LITTLE BAYBEE

>>213757264
Cuckoo I guess is one. And Vivarium which is ironically also about a Cuckoo.
Frogman.
Grim otherwise for creatures. Horror in the High Desert is literally a branch.

>>213757426
this film is pure kino front to back. one of those films you can skip to anywhere or watch it on repeat.

any recommendations for things with a similar theme?
it also reminded me of that kino old ted the caver blog/story thing

>>213757733
As Above So Below
The Pyramid

What do you think of my Appalachian mutant concept?
>500+ years old
>Chimp-like fangs, gator eyes, leathery aged skin
>hyper-violent, but also cunning and intelligent
>Discovered by scientists searching for novel species in caves
Had to retcon my script for a lower budget, and this is what I came up with. The original was more like Creature from the Black Lagoon set in the Amazon rainforest.

>>213757950
>As Above So Below
seen it, was good
>The Pyramid
nice thanks will check it out

>>213758002
makes me think of lizardmen

>>213758002
dont care for it. why chimp-like if its in appalachia? why so old? what is it going to do violence against inna cave?

>>213758150
>why chimp-like if its in appalachia?
Only its fangs are chimplike. Its skin is just leathery and old.

Basic premise is a grad student researching a remote cave system is attacked by a 500-year-old human mutant. She survives but discovers she is pregnant, and when she attempts to end it, she is kidnapped by rogue scientists determined to exploit the offspring’s evolutionary secrets.

It’s not entirely a creature feature, that’s just my ‘scientifically plausible’ human mutant with rare genetic traits.

>>213758150
Its supposed to be the "alpha male" ideal taken to its logical conclusion. Dominant, violent, reproductively successful.

>>213758402
hiding in a rape cave for 500 years til a scientist shows up is usually not successful reproductive behavior.

There really needs to be more anthology shows like Are You Afraid of the Dark and Twilight Zone. Not necessarily for kids but just decent light horror without insane stingers and jumpscares every 2 minutes.

>>213758491
don't knock it til you've tried it

>>213758494
Rebooting Tales from the Crypt would be free money. But apparently the rights holders are nowhere to be found or some shit.

>>213758494
i wonder why nobody's ever thrown something like the FF perspective into an anthology series. like ripleys believe it or not or unsolved mysteries style dramatization but blatantly false for spooks.

>>213758503
appalachia is fertile for folk horror stuff, a mysterious ancient rapey cave monster is perfect for some hillbilly cult stuff. swap cave-science for anthropology (anthropologists fucking love hillbillies). i do not know how you involve the MiBs though.

>>213758309
Cormanesque.
>>213758491
However this made me laugh

>>213758524
Adapting golden age horror comics would be pretty easy. It's mostly dialogue

>>213758540
Hillbilly cult worshipping rapey cave mutant feels very Dagon.

>>213758540
>i wonder why nobody's ever thrown something like the FF perspective into an anthology series. like ripleys believe it or not or unsolved mysteries style dramatization but blatantly false for spooks.

>>213758704
from Animal Planet? thats weird and completely explains why i've never heard of it. any good?

>>213758740
Mostly alright from what I remember. Focus was cryptids/folklore creatures, with a random poltergeist episode. Highly varied subject matter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Lost_Tapes_episodes

>>213758544
Thanks, i'm gonna watch Humanoids from the Deep no because it does sound similar in some aspects.

>>213757143
well. that was a hell of a thing. the epilogue sucked but i get it

>>213759240
Hell yeah, anon. Yeah I went in blind and had no idea where it was going and was very pleasantly surprised by it.

>>213760151
i liked the end credits bit too, just a nice touch. shame i never saw in kinoplex.

saw this and remembered that anon who were distraught waiting for a digital release
https://www.1337x.to/torrent/6465607/Hot-Spring-Shark-Attack-2024-1080p-WEBRip-DDP-5-1-10bit-H-265-iVy/

>tfw missed anon bragging about cinema going back to film projection last night
I'mma be mad jelly ITT instead

>>213740811
>Horror films with a western/wild west setting?
The Beast Of Hollow Mountain (would pair well with The Valley Of Gwangi though that's more an adventure creature feature)
The Shadow Of Chikara

>>213758540
>do not know how you involve the MiBs though.
Weird thing about the men in black I vaguely remember from a radio programme or something years ago
Some guy had been researching UFO sightings as a debunking thing, getting real AF records to show they were planes, or psy ops etc. But he also kept finding these men in black references where some agency/group was showing up before the known government agencies and asking about the UFOs, and these men in black were common enough there were government agents who were starting inquiries into who the fuck these guys were and why they were getting there first
Then inquiries didn't seem to go anywhere because if they were g-men, the government was generally denying it, and if they weren't, nobody had any clue how they did it

>>213761984
Did anyone tell that anon to watch Night of the Hunter?

In my sleep, I realised another problem I have with the post-Hooper TCM movies, which is the excessive jumpscares, which are unnecessary.
>someone walks past camera
>piano goes DUMMMMMM
>someone pops up
>piano goes DUMMMMMM

Hooper understood that the chainsaw is itself the jumpscare if you have put sheer silence all around it. When Leatherface comes charging out of the dark room in TCM2, chainsaw roaring into life, it’s the most sudden and effective jumpscare in the series.

>>213754604
My favourite scene is when they take her to their secret comfyshack with the deck chairs, green carpet and beach tapestry. I seriously want to live there.

>>213754794
You should watch Tenebrae. My favourite movie ever. Really, Dario has a must-see run from his first movie to The Stendhal Syndrome in ‘96.

here is my idea for a horror movie called the machine: hikers are hiking and they find a machine and it has meat all around it it is a meat machine. and the meat machine is not only surrounded by hunks of meat, but even some parts of the machine are also meat. hence the meat machine. Anyway, these rapscallions stumble upon this ol hunk of abyssal machinery and are stumped. Turns out, the meat machine has an operator, and he is none too pleased to have these youngsters in his woods. so the meat machine operator goes after these kids, and well he has a meat machine so it is meat machine man vs four kids. these are college kids. but the meat machine counts as well so it's two vs four. since four is bigger than two the college kids win and they take the meat machine back to their university and are rewarded with papers and awards and what not for finding such a cool piece of machinery. lotta people tell me this has potential so just throwing it out there. just a smart dude with a computer man, nothing to it. i make movies and write scripts. i am good at it most people aren't, most people wouldn't get it.

>>213762044
Robert Mitchum? No one told me but I already have, thanks though.

>>213763748
Yeah and Lillian Gish being my favourite crazy like a fox old lady. Great movie

>>213762604
The Midnight Meat Machine

>>213754624
>slither
>splinter
>splice

Its probably my fault for expecting anything good from an A24 film, much less a Ti West film, but I actually liked Pearl a lot and goddamn this is just such a slog. At least it's better than X which was just an infinitely worse Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and there's some nice shots here and there, but it just takes itself too seriously with so much drawn out conversations. Also that wig they put on Giancarlo Esposito was just doing him dirty.
Nothing else to say besides its just a worse Scream 3.

Terence Stamp, The Collector in the 1960s movie died

>>213764745
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>213764966
>>213764745
He was also Toby Dammit, and General Zod, the bad guy in Superman from the 70s
RIP

>>213753845
we drove out of the drive-in movie when they had a double feature of lego batman and some resident evil movie. A few minutes into the resident evil and we were like, fuck this

>>213756698
>2020s creature design
I do think Smile's is pretty great especially as a concept not just the basedjak, the sequel goes hard.
the screamng mad george finale of the Substance as well.
liked the new Hellraiser designs, quality aside
Midnight Mass had a great vamp
hmm what else, myb some V/H/S monsters I"m forgetting? or some others that only appear at the end that slip my mind

Hey, do you guys feel like people have gotten way dumber lately?
I’m not exactly the smartest guy around (I can never remember character names), but some of the folks I watch horror movies with often miss the point entirely, have to Google the ending, read the wiki, or watch some youtuber break down the whole film

>>213766002
they've been consuming too much breadtube and social media. their brains have forfeited the ability to think for itself

>>213766002
>>213766137
This is probably some of it, because a lot of people have fried attention spans, so while watching a movie, they might also be responding to emails or texting or whatever, and when they miss something they figure it's because the movie didn't explain it well
However, this has been going on too long to be explained by that alone, because Inception googling was long before a lot of the shortest most attention span draining media were available
If you want some irl horror, look at grade inflation since the 70s, and remember your doctor, lawyer, professional anything, is subject to that

>>213766277
> look at grade inflation since the 70s
So, post-Civil Rights Act

>>213766277
>grade inflation since the 70s
Reminder that since the DSM-5 was put into use (2013), IQ testing was no longer the sole determinant if you were considered retarded or not. So if you have a =<70 IQ, you could still be considered normal intelligence.

>>213766002
Yes, too many dumb nazis
>take the horse dewormer, chud!

>>213763908
>Lillian Gish
I think Birth of a Nation is the only movie of hers I've seen. We watched it in a history of film class I took. It was great, nobody would discuss the movie afterwards and the other students just left silent with blank expressions.

Reality check: Weapons is the greatest horror film since The Exorcist.

>>213763908
>>213767424
Based Gishbros on /hor/. Did she ever star in any other horror?

>>213766002
>I can never remember character names

kek, this is me watchin anything korean

why is everyone called Park, Lee and Kim?

>>213767424
>>213767576
She's also good in The Unforgiven and Duel in the Sun

>>213767697
Cute granny.

>>213757733
The Ruins

>>213758740
Yeah. Season 1 especially felt really low budget which worked in its favor.

>>213765682
I miss going to drive-ins, but I think they all shut down around me. The last time I went was a double feature of Accepted and Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift in rural Maine.

>>213764606
X and Pearl was pretty good. I don't know how they fucked this up

>>213768468
My girlfriend loves X.

need more action horrors

gimme all those shootouts, sword fights, martial arts, zombie mayhem, shootouts with zombies (who have guns), wire-fu, gore-galore, real-life anime battles, slow-mo, leather jackets and cool as ice badasses

>>213768541
You don't have a girlfriend.

>watched all of F13
>watched all of NoES
>watched all of TCM
>watched all of Halloween
>watched all of Ring
>watched all of Ju-On
>watched all of Leprechaun
>watched all of Chucky
>watched all of Hatchet
>watched all of Hellraiser
>watched all of the Conjuring
>watched all of REC
>watched all of Terrifier
>watched all of Scream
>watched all of Night of the Demons
>watched most of the popular horror movie stand alone films
I don't know what else to watch bros. Anyone else feel like they're running out of options?

>>213768541
>>213768468
My gf has been acting a little different since watching X. I haven’t seen the movie, it it really that disturbing?

>>213768733
>>213768604

>>213768744
That’s not me.

>>213768640
>Senritsu Kaiki series
>The Eye trilogy
>AU trilogy
>Vomit Gore series
>Hell House LLC series
>Horror In The High Desert trilogy
>Paranormal Activity series
>Final Destination series
>The Doll series (they all suck except for 3)
I could name more. There's plenty of horror series/trilogies to watch. I'm always finding new ones.

>>213768640
maybe something that's not part of a franchise?

>>213758540
There are fake paranormal shows like Scariest Night of My Life, which presents itself as a narrative documentary but is fiction. Not many are very good. And there's stuff like Night Visions from the early 90s.

>>213753845
The only time I remember was seeing a guy and his young son walk out of King Kong (2005), which I guess was pretty creepy at parts

>>213768794
Thanks anon.
The Senritsu Kaiki series and Horror In The High Desert trilogy look interesting. Should I give Hell House LLC another chance? I felt like I had to force myself to watch the first one after seeing all the praise. I couldn't find myself getting into it.

>>213769041
>Senritsu Kaiki
Is pure kino, as is every FF movie Koji Shiraishi has made. Dude is literally the Japanese FF kino master. They get more ridiculously awesome as the series goes on and teaches you a very useful life tip.
>HITHD
Is amazing and I'm a huge fan. I can't wait for the next one since 3's ending is perfect.
>Hell House LLC
If you don't like the first, you won't like the rest. I love them and think they're all great. I'm biased since I am the biggest FF Chad of 4chan.

>>213769164
Love the Hell House series

>>213768640
Perhaps it's time you do a deep dive into another genre.

>>213768640
>Anyone else feel like they're running out of options?

not once in 10 years of watching horror on a daily basis

>>213760618
I watched it. First third was fun and what I expected but the rest was pretty boring sadly because it pivoted into an action film.

>>213764606
Ti West has a very "pin the tail on the donkey" hitrate. The Inkeepers was great, and Pearl I liked. House of the Devil and Maxxxine seem to be trying really hard recreate an atmosphere that never appears.

>>213768640
There are far more low budget non-popular stand alone movies from the mid-late 70s and 80s than movies most people know about because of the rate they were being produced at the time. A lot of it was a cash grab, but there are many that are better than some of the franchise horror listed. You can go further down the schlock hole than you probably expect.

>>213768574
watch Adam Chaplin

>>213769041
If you didn't like the first HH LLC... ooh boy you'll struggle with the next two.

>>213768640
speaking from experience, you can find loads of interesting stuff by picking a theme and running with it for a whole month

one month 90s horror, the other asian horror, one location, game of death, revenge, christmas, anime, cybershit, etc etc

>>213769895
You can also go down the Tubi rabbit hole. Do a search for a movie or term and watch all that are horror. Just searching something like Bigfoot or Aliens will net you months worth of horror movies.

>>213768794
That's cool to find out there were sequels to HitHD, I watched the first one years ago and it was decently enjoyable

>recall a horror movie you and your friends loved as kids
>fast forward to now, you search for it online
>find that it’s got terrible reviews

yep, every time

>>213770259
There's 3 of them, and he has at least 2 more planned. I hope it keeps going after that though, or he makes another FF series.

>>213768640
Also
>no Prom Night series
>no Sleepaway Camp

I think you should watch this one. It's great.

>>213770341
It happens.

80s Weyes Blood was so good in this. So ridiculously cheesy yet a catchy, hilarious fever dream; simultaneously dated and ahead of its time. I'm surprised I've never seen it mentioned on /hor/.

>>213771139
I'd love to see a slightly less dated production of the concepts of this film, but iirc it's actually pretty good, some nice horrifying ideas which are totally possible in the real world

>>213768640
But have you sen any of the following?
>Hammer horror
>Corman/Poe
>Jean Rollin
>Howling series
>Universal horror
>Dario Argento

>>213757143
I'll get there, i watched his first film, Bilbao, a while back, it reminded me of Maniac, but not that hardcore.

>>213771366
>80s Weyes Blood
Kek.

Saw Portal last night. Pretty good FF horror. The Health Langkormp or whatever her name has a cameo in it.

>>213771366
It's quite good yeah, very Kate Bush though overblown by feminists at this point. My favourite underappreciated surreal 80s kino is is Devil Story. Though it's unintentionally surreal.
>80s Weyes Blood
kek

>>213771366
>>213771817
It kind of reminds me of Turtle Dreams, just the overall look of it.

>>213771139
>>213771549
Yeah there should be more smart house rape baby films because there are more and more smart houses

>>213771925
kek, we don't yet have the superintelligence which would be necessary, but I meant that the idea is possible in principle

>>213772028
That didn't stop any of the other super smart robot stories

>>213771918
the directors wiki page has a wild note:
>[her first work Beneath the Skin] is based on a real-life incident that occurred in Condit's life when she dated Ira Einhorn, also known as the Unicorn Killer. Ira had murdered his ex-girlfriend, Holly Maddux, and hidden her corpse in his closet.[7] Condit, who began dating Einhorn, never found Maddux's corpse due to being on medication that hindered her sense of smell.
this is "I have a medical condition where I don't sweat" tier

not me

>>213772118
Wild.

>>213766002
A lot of people will watch movies and TV shows and literally not pay attention to them, causing them to be confused about plot points or character motivations that have already been explained. I've also noticed a lot of people, for lack of a better way of saying this, don't actually know how to watch movies. Like they expect dramatic plot twists even when it's clear it's not that kind of movie, they don't understand genres, they will think a character who is deliberately written to have stilted or deadpan dialogue is being poorly acted, etc. I'm not even saying this as reddit bashing, just look up a popular movie you like on reddit and see how people talk about it. These people are on their phones or doing other things while they watch movies and the end result is they get confused by basic things.

>>213772191
actually just watched it, pretty interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcXEJbWkLWE

It seems like Donald Cammell was an incredibly talented guy, I gotta watch some of his other films

>>213771366
possibly in michigan is pretty bad.
Have you seen Meshes of the Afternoon (1943)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=JoETYvwI7I0&t=2s
>>213772118
I watched a documentary about him. He was a pretty well know counter culture figure and activist
>speaker at the first Earth Day event in Philadelphia in 1970
who killed his girlfriend for trying to leave him, was able to hide her body in a trunk in his closet after the murder, then fled when he got caught and arrested. I think his neighbors complained of the smell or blood dripping down into their apartment or something was how they found her.

I rewatched Saw 1 for the first time in years. My memory of it was just suspence and gore, but it actually wasn't. It's actually a ton of little interconnected storylines with a "who's the killer?" type movie. It's pretty well done. It might even be more noir than horror.

>>213772559
yeah it's a lot closer to se7en

>>213772822
>>213772559
The whole series is well done until the 7th movie or so.

>>213772839
Saw 3D is aweome imo. Jigsaw not so much. I thought Chris Rock was a good pick for Spiral but the film wasn't good.

>>213771667
>>213771817
You have to admit she looks awfully similar to Jill Sands. Weyes Blood always reminds me of a couple talented, husky-sounding babes from the same era. I'll have to check out Devil Story, thanks for the rec.

>>213772118
I also read this after watching it for the first time which made it that much better. I've been meaning to watch the rest of Condit's short films but the other two I saw from same period weren't nearly as good unfortunately. It was likely a "lightning in a bottle" type situation.

>>213772536
>Have you seen Meshes of the Afternoon (1943)
Yeah, I actually consider it a 10/10. Big fan of At Land too. I’ve posted about Maya Deren/Meshes plenty but never on /hor/ since it's strictly arthouse.

>>213757733
There's at least one Ted The Caver movie. Haven't seen it though.
If the theme is dumb bitches down in a hole, then:

Catacombs
The Tunnel
The Depraved aka Urban Explorer
Underground (2023)

Underground is the only one I haven't seen and also from the sound of it the most like The Descent

>I thought Chris Rock was a good pick

They’re here.

The reddit cuckolds are here. Initiate cleansing protocol.
**nuke general***
T- 30 minutes

>>213772928
note about Devil Story
>it was largely condemned by critics for its incoherent script and technical incompetence.[3] It has since gained a cult following because of its reputation as one of the worst films in history.
Anyone who thinks that is a retard and blind to beauty in this world. It is technically incompetent but the result imo is enjoyable.

>>213772983
>whereee?
>we must leave before this general self-destructs

>>213772444
White of the Eye is some desert kino.

**you now have 15 minutes to abandon this general**
**this general will automatically self destruct on t-15 minutes**

>>213758002
I'm suddenly reminded of two things, the legend of the Gowrow, which is outside of Appalachia down in the Ozarks, and the middle segment of Encounters With The Unknown about a thing in a hole (set in Missouri but coincidentally filmed in Arkansas)

It is okay. We are safe now.

>>213772118
Einhorn's bail was paid by Barbara Bronfman, who was one of the wives of Clare Bronfman's father, the woman arrested for co-founding NXIVM, the cult with Smallville connections

>>213773277
Man I love cryptids. Every region should have at least one.

>>213773314

>>213773336
Look up Mapinguari.

>>213773314
>foreign biological threat detected on pod**

i would like to hear anons interpretations of this movie

>>213773336
Cryptids that you anons believe in? I think the lusca might be real. Carnivorous octopus that occasionally eats kids swimming in the Bahamas? Can be.

** foreign biological threat detected in kino pod**
*initate earth protection protocols**
*do not let biological threat enter earth orbit**

>>213768574

**Biological threat code named Redditor has entered Earth orbit**

>>213773336
favorite of mine is the lusca. Alleged giant octopus from the Bahamas that does feel to have some genuine legitimacy behind it.

>>213773438
To me it's a comic book adaption, or what if type anthology. You pick up random issues and read them, the overall narrative shifts a lot but internally each piece makes sense. You're always experiencing a hero exploring a world of hauntings and ghouls, sometimes human and other times not.

The fight continues

>>213773121
I'm no stranger to schlockino so I'm willing to give it a shot.

>>213773380
kino

>>213773504
Bro, a nuke couldn’t get rid of these Reddit cucks.

>>213773584
Wait a sec, it looks like that Yokai. How could Japan and Brazil develop the same cryptid... interesting.

>>213773623
check the Japanese population of Brazil

>>213773537
im just talking about the film alone. never read the comic
what is the relationship between francesco and franco? why does francesco start speaking like gnaghi at the end? why does the town seemingly exist in some sort of surreal pocket dimension?
do the comics offer more insight into this?

>>213766002
Read the experience of teachers now and they will tell you yes. Pretty shocking stories of younger people basically not being able to perform simple obvious actions without instruction. Part of it is being dumb, but another part is being terrified of being wrong or trying something new. Basically they increasingly literally can't think for themselves, the muscle isn't there, they need to be told how to feel.
I think the "2hr explanation of 90m film" slop is partly just entertainment for retards, but for a non-trivial amount they actually can't interpret a film themselves. Likely also on their phone the whole time.

>>213773749
I've been out of work from my job for a couple months and I feel noticably stupider. Can't imagine how bad it fucks a kid up to have access to AI for all their schoolwork, answers on demand, no thinking at all. And all media is instant gratification, no attention span, etc. I've started reading books again to try and save my brain.

>VR horror just vanished one day and no one noticed

>>213773438
Some kind of purgatory.

>>213773623
>>213773667
Has nothing to do with them though, it's some injun legend from the Amazon.

>>213773749
Kids are also way worse at reading now teachers say, like borderline illiterate in middle school. It's crazy.

>>213773749
Some of it is shifting cultural demands. There are boomers who used know ten people's phone numbers by heart who now don't know their own phone number, because when humans are aware they can access the information easily time and again, they don't bother learning it. The people who used know it by heart are now resorting to Google it too.
When you know there will be the two hour explanation coming out from your subscription list, why bother paying any attention to the 90 minutes it's based upon?
It's likely compounded by the cheapness of entertainment too. The more you pay for something, the more you like it: free albums aren't seen as being as good as albums that charge you twenty quid for a 25c disc. Paying for merch is more likely to make you value that thing, but merch for movies is also dying, while merch for the youtuber who explains it is booming.

>>213773862
Take up a new hobby too beyond reading books, especially a social and physical hobby. The human brain really is a use it or lose it deal, and the earlier you start turning it off, the earlier it starts disintegrating.

DID SHE CALL MY NAAAAAAYYYHAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAME
I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAYAYAYAYAYN
WHEN I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Currently watching one of the few boxing horrors in existence (it's great)

>>213774350
Name?

>>213773368
Played the Fairy Godmother in one of those recent Cinderella horror. Was kind of entertaining.

Just got done watching Barbarian, shit was great
I missed it when it came out but after seeing Weapons finally decided to check it out, and I enjoyed it almost as much if not more
I liked the focus on a smaller scale mystery and horror, the flashbacks were kino and aesthetic as hell, and the whole thing has a lot of stuff happening for a 1:40 hour long movie
I’m excited to see what this dude does for Resident Evil, I’m a huge fan of the games but every live action adaptation was shit so far, this guy actually has me hoping for something good

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
›Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead 3
›Sinners
>Henry
›Barbarian
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead

>>213774770
Stop spamming this list, Pissman

>>213753043 (OP)

When Sally bursts through the front living room window and advances onto the road in front of the house, she is the only character to manage to proceed forward. The way out is through. Everyone else is sucked either toward the house, or moving "backwards", through the front door into the house itself, from which they don't escape.

When Sally is chased at night, she is chased BACKWARDS, out the back window of the house and back to the gas station, a previously visited location. Her motion is retrograde. She'll never get out by moving backwards. She must proceed forward.

Kirk, the biggest normie in the bunch, is the only one dumb enough to invite the hitchhiker into the van. Kirk invites him in, and then shuts the metal door behind him. Kirk then refuses to pay "two dollars" for the stupid photographs. Later, approaching the house, Kirk hopes to barter for "a couple bucks". He comes into the house uninvited, and has a metal door slammed behind him.

>>213774867
I am not pissman.

>I have no idea what you are talking about [Deleted]
>Not him. [Deleted]
>Horror fans are cuckolds who love blacked movies [Deleted]

>>213774543
I hope we get a classic resident evil adaptation with monsters based on the first 3 games. The plagas monsters from 4 would be pretty cool too.

>>213774770
>no egg man movies banned
Based homoerotic penis movie enjoyer

>>213775275
It's hard to tell what it's going to be. Creggers said it won't be an adaption, i.e. it'll be new characters in the RE universe so maybe people in Racoon City during outbreak? But at the same time he said RE4 was his favourite game and he played it on repeat, and that's basically an action game.

>This will sell our movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqpumEZmxa0

>tfw we aren't going to get Return of the Living Dead 3 with the 8 minutes of deleted footage restored

>>213774915
interesting

>>213774374

>Tokyo Fist
>horror
>even horror adjacent

>>213774770
Add Lowlifes

>>213775154
Not him though, I am just reposting the list. I don’t know who made it.

>>213775644
Lowlifes is /hor/ approved

>>213775464
> maybe people in Racoon City during outbreak?
That would be my dream adaptation. Would be a very expensive movie to make though.

>>213775666
Next time you repost it, add Lowlifes, aight Satan?

>>213772559
Rewatching it recently, the writing and acting are terrible, but I do respect the overall film and its success

>>213775537

Anniversary tomorrow. Since Childress and Forth Worth are mentioned, we can put a very specific time and place on it: north central Texas, specifically.

In the very beginning, Franklin the big piggy is let down his wooden ramp, out the metal door, out of the van. When Kirk looks into the house, he sees a small ramp object leading to the metal door, and hears pig noises.

In the old Hardesty place, there are "animals on the wall", in the form of an animal print wallpaper that Sally remembers from early childhood, and comments on. In the other house, there are literal dead animals on the wall (taxidermy).

>>213753973
>the guy from goldfinger appears in your kino
wtf?

>>213775713
Lowlifes general. Cuck.

The Troma marathon continues, right after this cofe

>>213775958
Based.

>>213775958
>>213776141
t. cuck calling the kettle black(ed)

Are you niggers seriously saying the 2020s aren't the greatest decade for horror ever?

>Sinners
>The Invisible Man
>Possessor
>Weapons
>Pearl
>X
>Strange Darling
>Evil Dead Rise
>Bring Her Back
>Talk To Me
>Malignant
>Smile 2
>Together
>Exhuma
>Oddity
>Watcher
>VHS 85
>Late Night with the Devil
>Nope
>Nosferatu
>The Innocents
>Barbarian
>Longlegs
>The Night House
>The Passenger
>Skinamarink
>Titane
>Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
>Alien Romulus
>Final Destination Bloodlines
>Heretic
>The First Omen
>The Substance
>28 Years Later
>When Evil Lurks
>Scream
>Fear Street: 1978
>Speak No Evil
>Incantation
>The Black Phone

>>213776530
A few of your movies are on the banned list.

there it is

>>213775622
It literally says Horror/Action if you Google "Tokyo Fist"

>>213776556
Who decided these movies are banned?

>>213776640
You shoud know better.

>>213776640
Our resident schizo keeps spamming it because he has nothing better to do

>>213776530
kek this is so sad

>>213776721
It isn’t him. Or her.

>>213776845
is pissman genderfluid too?

>>213776596
>google says
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>10,000 trauma films later and none have surpassed hereditary
how did he do it?

>>213776787
jaded boomer

>>213776530
Did you just list every popular horror movie released? Some are good some are terrible. Like there's no way youre convincing me black phone is anything but a film for middle schoolers

>>213776640
A pajeet

>>213777004
he's chinese actually

>>213776571
not the toxie todger

>>213777017
>It's not a turd eater, it's a dog one
Same kind of low life.

>>213776944
i think he just didn't expect horror movies to still be a thing. he probably turn in his bed all night thinking about the secret anti-horror kino cabal that's plotting in the dark to have horror movies banned.

>>213776530
yes I'd say it's the easily worst. the fact there are so many sequels to far superior films in there is all that needs to be said.

>>213776864
? We don’t know who it is.

>>213776944
>popular
No, based on rating on RT/IMDB/LB. These are the highest rated horror movies of the 2020s.

>>213777110
ah true. also the writing style could very well fit a femoid.

>>213776530
No, come back when your taste in movies doesn't suck ass

>horror movie is 2hr+
wrap it up

>>213777060
>so many sequels to far superior films in there is all that needs to be said.
There's like 4, 2 of which are better than the OG. (First Omen and Bloodlines).

>>213777110
>>213776864
>>213777173
I vote that in the horror tradition that it's annoying enough to be a tranny taking out their social exclusion on everyone else

>>213777247
You're an 80s cuck. You grew up with garbage like BLOB and Killer Klowns. You dont know whats good.

>>213776787
Whats sad are posts like these
>>213768468
>>213769652
>>213772904

>>213777249
All movies are over 2 hrs long now though. They've made them longer as attention spans have decreased.

>>213777251
>superior to the original
>First Omen and Bloodlines

>>213777289
Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Now that's a good movie.

>>213777315
>>213777249
i like long movies but most of these tend to need a good trimming for pacing reasons

>>213777316
>thing i saw as a child/teen is the bestest forevah!!!
grow up

What does Freddy dream about?

>>213777375
Killing middle aged foids

>>213777375
he dreams about being in a good movie
then he wakes up and realizes hes still stuck in an 80s fast food slop franchise and kills a bunch of kids

>>213777363
I watched the Omen only a few years ago. And watched all the FD films recently. Swing and a miss.

>>213777393
>i must pretend to like this old shit because liking old shit makes me a REAL movie critic!

>>213777411
Probably the number 1 filtered retard comment of all time. "Other people must just be pretending to like this thing I don't like". Reeks of insecurity.

Nell Tiger Free, star of the First Omen

>>213777469
Such a beautiful girl.

>>213777469
Nell Tiger Free, winner of the Devon Horse Show

>>213777469
I marry for she. Coming to India baby.

>>213777453
Whats supposed to be better in the OG Omen? That shit sucks, piss poor cinematography, ugly non-artistic lighting, terrible outdated overacting with shitty sound and laughable makeup.

>>213777561
kek

https://youtu.be/E4kwwJueNvw?si=hilu9WKV7FNKDI9r&t=77

if you think THIS IS GOOD you must be pretending

>>213777621
Good ahh scene

>>213777621
kino

>>213777621
For me, it's Cute Devil (1982)

>>213777561
Pissman

>>213777621
LMAO she falls 3 metres and dies. god these boomer flicks are terrible

>>213777710
Foids are weak and fragile.

>>213777566
TFO had nice cinematography, a cute lead and lesbian kino but it simply could not overcome the weight of it's shoddy plot and homage heavy throwbacks and references. It's insistence on falling back to random gore, CGI or ghouls popping out to appease modern horror fans also cut it down.
The original Omen in comparison is a highly lauded film that still stands up because of how solid the concept is. I didn't hate TFO but declare The Omen the winner.

>>213777734
How much do you bench

>>213777794
deafening silence to this question

Bake now faggot

>>213777247
Based

>>213777734
No answer? Trying to scurry away into the next thread?

>>213777906
kek

>>213778023


>>213778023

>>213778023

>>213777159
I see, dark and the wicked is really good but like most "scary" horrors it's hit or miss person to person so hard to get a high rating so not on your list. Personally my favorite of the decade