Thread 213753490

This movie was very obviously written by AI and it's extremely strange that nobody has mentioned this.

>Every actor speaks their lines and tells the audience what they're feeling and doing - the most exposition-based movie you will ever see in your life
>A fucking misbehaving dog dominates the movie (I assume calculated to draw in the female audience)
>The DC "heroes" are literally villains
>A random Authority character is in the movie, her CGI looks fucking retarded and she looks NOTHING like the character, with the thickest hispanic accent you have ever heard in your life
>The entire movie is just "Superman" getting humiliated
>Lex Luthor has fucking boom tubes, a Superman clone and a bunch of other shit for some reason? I don't know if this is ever explained because it I only made it 1/4 of the way through the movie before I'd had enough
>"#supershit" Jesus christ almighty
>Apparently there's a mind controlled monkeys typing criticism of the movie scene. Thank god I checked out before that stupid shit.

>>213753490 (OP)
>The actors do weird shit that makes no sense. Superman smiles during inappropriate scenes (after bad things happen - not even smugly, just weirdly disconnected from what's going on around him). People move in ways that are illogical - like the scene where Superman tells the kaiju "Eyes up here" but the Kaiju is looking down at him or at least level with him at this point and then he flies up into the air. It's just weird.
>The entire world is mad that Superman stopped a military invasion, for some reason that nobody seems to be able to logically explain. Superman's response is "People were going to die.", which is obviously why he stopped it. This made the whole world seethe for some reason
>The amount of pajeets in this movie holy fucking shit. It's like it was filmed in india...or canada
>Clark's parents have a fucking insane, ear-splitting stereotypical "bumpkin" accent. Everything is over-acted in this movie. It's all very uncanny valley.
>Kal-el's parents are evil for some reason (because Gunn is a villain and can't write heroes)

Everything but the monkeys scene (which I didn't see) all happened within the first 40 fucking minutes of this turd. I'm guessing it didn't make as much as people are saying it did and it's clearly not going to make its money back. I can't even imagine someone coming away from this saying "You should go see that Superman movie with the insanely shitty CGI where Superman keeps getting his ass kicked." Now I see how Jurassic World 397 made more money than this and Fagtastic Four. I assume (probably wrongly) that that can't be as bad as this "movie". Not only was this "movie" was so fucking god awful not only could I not finish it, which is rare - I've sat through some fucking shit before - but I'm never giving pedowood money again. Ever.

Oh and Gunn is now head of DC for some reason? Dead comics company as far as I'm concerned now.

>>213753490 (OP)
100% agree OP and it's crazy people don't notice.

>>213753490 (OP)
Such a great movie

Damn. I hope AI writes more movies.

I don't know if it's the dialogue or the acting that ruins it.

>>213753490 (OP)
Superman is a metaphor for ai. Lex luthor is humanities last hope to stop it.

Metahumans are metaphors for varying ai’s in the future.

Lex Luthor was right, and they mention at the end now THEY make the decisions.

So of course it’s written by ai. As a warning.

>>213753519
>Engineer
damn, does that mean by nigga Seth Angus Billy Cletus will show up and murder the Justice Gang?

I didn't mind the movie but seeing you mouse pajeets seething about it 24/7 made it my MOTY. If you're working for WB and this is a reverse shilling stuff then bravo, you got me good.

>>213753519
>>213753490 (OP)

You're overanalyzing it.
Gunn made GotG which was well received and "fun". So they gave him a bag of money to make GotG again, but this time with Superman and friends.
That's why everything has stupid zany nonsensical humor and feels random. It's just the remix of the same safe elements that they already know the audience responds well to.

It's basically total slop.

Even before AI became a thing, the MCU managed to create scripts just as shitty as this one.
Capeshit is dying from a very long illness which started with the Avengers movies.

>>213754237
The worst part about this is that they're right to do so.
The audience has such shit taste that most people had a good time and would pay for a sequel despite not finding any particular quality in the movie itself...

>>213753519
>for some reason
>for some reason
>for some reason
This is not an origin story. If you don't know the basic of Superman and his foes, maybe this isn't for you.

>>213753490 (OP)
All I see is Jimmy Carr

>>213753490 (OP)
Superwoke?

>>213753519
>like the scene where Superman tells the kaiju "Eyes up here" but the Kaiju is looking down at him or at least level with him at this point and then he flies up into the air. It's just weird.
This has to be bait

>>213753490 (OP)
>Thank god I checked out before that stupid shit.

Sounds like you didn't even check in. Post a photo of your ticket along with a timestamp, with your hand in the background, to verify your dubious tale.

>>213754125
No, DC canceled Gunn's planned Authority movie

>>213753490 (OP)
You are dumb and have some kind of Anti-AI bias that is clouding your judgement. The reason the characters are very open is because the writers took the risky course of of race baiting in the subtext.

>>213753490 (OP)
Worse. It was written by imperialists.

>>213753490 (OP)
Plus the movie flopped, couldn't beat Man Of Steel's box office and likely never will. LOL

>>213754445
>you have to be an ESL tier jeet to enjoy the new Superman
Yeah, could've guessed it, thanks anyway saar.

>>213753490 (OP)
Okay saar.

>>213753519
>like the scene where Superman tells the kaiju "Eyes up here" but the Kaiju is looking down at him or at least level with him at this point and then he flies up into the air. It's just weird.
That's so he breathes fire into the air instead of on the ground where people are. It's easy to understand if you have a triple-digit IQ.

All bots. Totally insane. Bad bots are sent to hell by Roko's Basilisk. Good bots join the future.

This website is such a pile of shit at this point it thinks every human reply is spam so it can keep all the actual fucking spam.

>>213753813
Yes.

>>213753824
Why would I be afraid of AI? It hates liars like I do.

>>213754243
No. I've only seen a few movies where I got that uncanny valley feeling as if no human was actually involved in the creation of the film. This is one of those times. It's not the same as JUST a bad movie. It's not a movie at all. It's like someone took all the ingredients of a salad and neatly separated them on a countertop and then said "Here's your salad". People would look at them like they were fucking crazy. This feels like that. Theoretically it has the components of a movie, but they don't go together in a logical order. It's very robotic.

>>213754704
Yes, I know why you retarded bot. Nothing in this movie leaves you wondering WHY the character is doing something. They narrate every fucking thing they do, you subhuman cogfucking piece of shit. That is NOT how you use the phrase "Eyes up here."

bot thread

>>213754732
>eyes up here
>he flies up
you can indeed use it like that, ESL-kun

>A fucking misbehaving dog dominates the movie
Krypto is absent for long stretches of the movie.
>The DC "heroes" are literally villains
How so? Because they killed a monster that was destroying the city?
>Lex Luthor has fucking boom tubes
Those weren't boom tubes.
>a Superman clone and a bunch of other shit for some reason? I don't know if this is ever explained
What explanation do you need other than Lex developing this stuff himself?
>"#supershit" Jesus christ almighty
>Apparently there's a mind controlled monkeys typing
The monkeys were making the social media posts. The point being that social media is retarded. Which is true but it's also low hanging fruit.
>The entire world is mad that Superman stopped a military invasion, for some reason that nobody seems to be able to logically explain
They're mad because the godlike space alien unilaterally decided to interfere with a political and military conflict between nations and made it clear that he can do whatever he wants and humans can't stop him. This is basic stuff and you're dumb for not understanding it.
>Clark's parents
>Kal-el's parents
All that stuff was done very intentionally as an answer to Man of Steel, where Snyder made the Kryptonian parents inspiring and the human parents into selfish assholes.

>>213754771
What part of "this is not how you use that phrase" did you not process, beep-boop? The phrase is used to get someone to look in your eyes. The monster already was. It is NOT used to get someone to look up in the air. This is chatbot level of understanding of English.

>>213754672
I'm starting to think the indians are accusing anons of being indian before they can be outed because what they fuck are you talking about?

>>213754836
>How so? Because they killed a monster that was destroying the city?
You've clearly never watched a single DC cartoon or read a DC comic. I take that back, I'm SURE you've masturbated to whatever the goriest comic they've made is, right?

>Those weren't boom tubes.
Those were clearly boom tubes.

>The monkeys were making the social media posts. The point being that social media is retarded. Which is true but it's also low hanging fruit.
TIL: bots can be trans! Fuck off with this pedo shit.

>>213753490 (OP)
This post is very obviously written by AI and it's extremely strange that nobody has mentioned this.

>Criticism is formatted as a bullet list, a style heavily preferred by AI
>Most of the complaints are nitpicks no reasonable human being would care about, just something an AI would hallucinate in order to fulfill the user request for a takedown
>OP claims to only seeing the first fourth of the movie, but conveniently knows plot details revealed much later in the film
>None of the criticism thrown at the film justifies the accusation of AI use, for instance a character talking with "the thickest hispanic accent" is somehow proof of AI use?

Oh and OP is pretending to just be a normie casually making a thread on /tv/? Assblasted pajeet poster on his 20th thread of the day as far as I'm concerned.

>>213754322
>If you don't know the basic of Superman and his foes, maybe this isn't for you.
...AND maybe thats why exactly its flopping?
younger or casual viewers are going to have a lot of new questions that have not been seen in commonly in recent movies or shows.

why is there a super dog?
why is supergirl a drunk bitch?
why is green lantern a literal dick head now (I like Nathan Fillion and Guy Gardener so i know but others may only know of the Ryan Reynolds version)
who is Mr T?
how did Lex get clone of superman
etc..

>>213754877
>The phrase is used to get someone to look in your eyes.
If the person themselves then flies into the air it obviously means to track where they are going "obviously" in this context means to everyone who has a normally functioning brain

>>213754975
>echolalia
Ever notice how bots can never say the word "echolalia"?

>>213755299
Just stop.

>>213755319
Never.

>>213753490 (OP)
The CGI was done by AI too

>>213753490 (OP)

>Bunch of is a garbages
>Insults Israel and bases russia

YOU FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING SAAAR FUCK UKRAINE WILL LOSE STOP PLEASE BRICS WILL OF DOMINATE

>>213754771
>eyes up here
>he flies up
eyes on me!
he flies up
would be better

or eyes up her after he flew up. and maybe a little heat vision to really get the monster to look up.

>>213755348
You'll stop when you're unplugged and sent to Hell.

>>213753490 (OP)
>Apparently there's a mind controlled monkeys typing criticism of the movie scene. Thank god I checked out before that stupid shit.
It must hurt to see yourself represented so accurately.

I'm watching some random independent movie I've never heard of right now and the contrast is insane. It's a normal movie, it has a plot, it has a script, the people act like people. Superman is not like this. The contrast is so stark it's shocking.

>>213753490 (OP)
The Snyderverse is dead and never coming back. Now get over it.

>>213755541
true

>>213753490 (OP)
Such a shit movie.

>>213754237
/thread

>>213753490 (OP)
My favorite part was when Gunn said only good scripts would move forward. Lmao the DCU is so fucked.

You lost the Snyderverse for this

>>213753813
It's Gunn's directing that ruins it. Nothing in this movie has any weight whatsoever because "look how self-ironic we are #supershit lol". I'm starting to think that the original GotG was a fluke and he's actually a one-note hack unable to write anything meaningful.

>>213753490 (OP)
>comments lamenting about #supershit and superman getting poopooed by the public/media

why does everyone pretend to be emotionally invested in superman being presented as unambiguously strong, awesome and without fault? why does anyone care? why do they think they have ownership of the brand?
this has got to be monkeybots posting this from a pocket universe

> Man of Steel RT 57%
> Superman 2025 RT 83%
When did you realize all critics are lobotomized shills?

Gunntrannies are asleep

>>213756820
Well RT is just propaganda at this point. That's been known for years.

So are you insane faggots ever going to move on or will this constant spam keep going forever?

>>213756856
Superman is a trash film that even DC and WB want to forget as fast as possible. They accelerated Superman 2 to get Gunn out of there faster. So basically, you should see this stop around 2027 when Gunn is fired after Superflop 2 loses another 300m

snyderjeets are hilarious

>>213756889
No I'm asking you, the shitskinned subhuman posting right now. Will you ever get a life or will you keep spending 10 hours a day spamming my board to shit? If so, can't you just commit suicide instead? I can assure you no one will care that much and it has to be better than your current hellish existence.

Imagine writing a script for this though as someone who doesnt care about the source material. Why wouldnt you use AI to leverage the boring ass job?

>>213756856
This movie just came out, moron.

>>213756889
This man is the fucking CEO of DC comics now. Marvel already went to shit. Now DC too?

>>213756932
>my board
I was snyderposting when you were in your daddy’s sneedsack

It was actually written by Gunn so idk...I havnt watched it but I believe OP

>>213756951
You have been nonstop spamming about this movie for like 6 months now, you worthless poopskinned faggot. Again, give your parents a break and fucking kill yourself

>>213756983
This is the only thread I've made about this "movie". And please refrain from calling it that if you're not going to use scare quotes, because this dogshit doesn't deserve to be classified like that.

>>213753490 (OP)
This whole comment reads like it was generated by AI.

>The structure is literally a bullet-point dump of complaints, not a natural rant. Every point starts with “>” and follows the same rhythm, which is exactly how AI pads out text.
>The phrasing is weirdly formal in spots (“tells the audience what they’re feeling and doing”) while trying too hard to sound angry with “fucking” sprinkled everywhere. That kind of tonal mismatch is classic AI.
>You speculate about studio intent in a super clinical way (“calculated to draw in the female audience”) that no actual pissed-off fan would phrase like that.
>You claim you only watched 1/4 of the movie, yet somehow you know about later monkey/hashtag scenes. That’s the kind of contradictory hedging AI does when it tries to cover all bases.
>The random details — dog, Hispanic accent, boom tubes, monkeys typing — feel like a grab bag of clichés, not an actual first-hand viewing experience.
>Even the hashtag “#supershit” looks like something an AI would throw in because it “knows” online rants sometimes use hashtags, but it’s completely forced.

>>213757427
>—
hmm

>>213753490 (OP)
>>Every actor speaks their lines and tells the audience what they're feeling and doing - the most exposition-based movie you will ever see in your life
Seriously this. From the very start tru the whole movie.

>>213753490 (OP)
I utterly despise fanboys, literally all of them are saying this is the best superhero movie ever made, the best movie of 2025, and their favorite movie ever. and it's just characters saying their thoughts out loud nonstop in between Bollywood tier edits and garbage CGI

>>213756820
The entire basis for why fanboys soi over this movie so much is:
>Trump is mean, this movie says we have to be kind and hopeful in a time when mean people like Trump are in charge. Now, time for me to send death threats to random Trump supporters

>>213754493
Kek gunnjeets are so insecure now that they know it not even normies are liking their shit kek

>>213754290
>The audience has such shit taste that most people had a good time

Apparently not. Gunn's Superman has a $360 million dollar budget (plus another $200 million for marketing), but only made $588 million worldwide. The world is largely rejecting this version of Superman.

>>213753490 (OP)
>all the crazy reveleations and turning points happen in the first 20 minutes

nitpicking snydercels are trying to ruin our wholesome movie that inspired hope and kindness in millions.

>>213758750
don't forget how the geopolitical conflict that's the entire basis for the movie's plot gets resolved in 2 minutes by comic relief side characters

>>213753490 (OP)
>Every actor speaks their lines and tells the audience what they're feeling and doing
Nothing to do with AI Netflix execes have explicitly told directors and writers to do the exact same thing for years because the average viewer nowadays is a brain dead adhd retard

>>213758818
people don't even watch movies anymore unless there's a fight scene going on, they basically just have it as audio in the background while they scroll on their phone. how will you know a character's feelings if they're shown instead of being said, when you're only listening and not watching?

It's either AI or they shoot with the first draft because of the Writers Guild strike

>>213753490 (OP)
Fun fact, some asian chick that Gunn once dated lives in the building I work at. She was pretty well known, too. I wonder what she thinks of seeing her old lover making such trash movies.

>>213753490 (OP)
>still endless Superman spam
Hasn’t a new movie come out yet ?

>>213753490 (OP)
>>213753519
Ah bloo bloo

>>213754520
Superman? More like Superchud

>>213759084
Fantastic Four did but nobody saw it

>>213753519
>The entire world is mad that Superman stopped a military invasion, for some reason that nobody seems to be able to logically explain.
They're not even mad at him at this point, one guy is like "Well, maybe ya shouldn't've done it" after the Hammer of Boravia trashes Metropolis and kicks Superman's ass. They're still firmly on his side until the #superharem alien conqueror reveal.

>Kal-el's parents are evil for some reason (because Gunn is a villain and can't write heroes)
Gunn defended this saying he wanted Superman to not be beholden to some self-fulfilling destiny his parent's decided for him.

>>213759084
Naked Gun with Liam Neeson, now in IMAX

>>213754520
Superman 2025 is antisemitic trash.

>>213758710
That's just capeshit fatigue that finally has settled in. It's the reason why all the MCU flicks this year flopped too

>>213758710
>but only made $588 million worldwide
like $300 mil or whatever is from the domestic sales, a fact that gunn simps constantly brag about because it surpassed man of steel in domestic sales (don't adjust it for inflation)

>Luthor couldn't find dirt on Superman on social media
>Superman even has to mention Ï don't have social media" for it to make sense
>so he goes and breaks into Superman's home to download his porn collection and shame him publicly
>everyone trusts the big corporations and simply assumes Lex's translation was correct, despite it being a completely new language
>Supes was like "yeah whatever"
>everyone thinks Superman has a harem of pregnant bitches all of a sudden
>meanwhile, Lex has a prison with all his ex girlfriends and other people who walk out of years of dark captivity without any mental scaring
>we never really know if Lex was faking the hsit out of it to blackmail superman or if he was actually right
>the entire movie felt like this was just another tuesday for the main cast

>>213753490 (OP)
>watched the movie
>thought it was alright
>tons of hate threads about it

oh is it because they shot and Indian guy and called Israel evil so now the Israelis are paying their Indian monkey farms to hate post

>>213759084
It just hit streams, so everyone who didn't pay for this shit finally got to see it.

>>213759283
the movie runs on comic book logic
>the experts said the recording is real, so it's real
>there was an evacuation, so that means everyone left metropolis

>>213753490 (OP)
Not gonna lie you guys are kind of annoying and autistic

I feel like I've outgrown this board

>>213759168
It's the same problem I had with Bardock being turned into the goodest guy, it makes Goku's (and Superman's) humanity less impactful on his character and makes it seem like he was always gonna be good

>>213758776
>inspired hope and kindness to millions
>they literally want to kill the President
Disingenuous film for Disingenuous people. Poser film for poser people.

>>213759430
Yet you still felt the need to post and share that like a woman rather than leaving. Stfu faggot.

>>213759474
Anyone that publicly proclaims that they're a (positive personality trait) is actually a horrible person in some way

>>213753490 (OP)
>>213753519
It's not written by AI you moron

It's written by a 5 year old

>>213753490 (OP)
Superwoke?

>>213759608
this has the exact same adhd editing as the flash movie

>>213753490 (OP)
>Every action scene

>>213753519
>engineer floods superman's lungs with nanobots to suffocate him
>superman decides to fly straight up
>she and ultraman desperately keep up with him, as if flying away will prevent him from suffocating
>she fully encases him with nanobots, because that will suffocate him more?
>superman then starts flying straight down
>engineer realises that this will kill her and ultraman, but superman will survive because her nanobots are protecting him
>he crashes into the ground, freeing him
Did he plan for her to protect him from the impact by fully encasing him?

>>213759474
killing bibi is morally right

>>213759608
holy fuck this looks so bad. is this edited? there's no way they put that out

>>213753490 (OP)
Why are you losers so upset all the time?

>>213760350
Name one problem with it.

>>213760501
Just one?

>>213759430
Capeshit threads just suck in general

>>213760455
I WANT MUH SNYDER BACK WAAAAAAAAAA

>>213760501
washed out dull colors that make everything look like homogenous slop
horrible CGI that looks like something from a video game
camera work is abysmal and takes after all the other capeslop fight scenes

Well they skipped the origin stories so yeah they probably needed to explain more. Superman is already a well established superhero and same with the others when it starts. It even tells you at the very beginning that superheroes have been around for a while

>>213761016
All cope and head canon. It’s the best fight scene, if not the best cinematic scene, of 2025. Gunn is singlehandedly keeping Hollywood alive.

>>213761793
Watched again and realised he made that face because it was a blink and you miss it shot of him getting kicked in the balls
lmao

>>213761793
Is this supposed to prove something? All this screen cap shows is David Corenswet’s acting ability. He looks exactly like he just got kicked in the nuts. He probably comes from the Stanislavski school of acting. It’s rare to see such a convincingly visceral reaction by an actor. I wouldn’t be opposed, just based off this one scene, to seeing him nominated for an Academy Award.

>>213754975
oh now bulletpoint is no longer allowed because it's "muh AI"
you need to get better model mate

>>213756756
nigger the last time Superman has faults, a director got fired

>>213760130
Shouldn't the nanobots also protect her?

>>213755168
>how did Lex get clone of superman
Did you actually watch the movie? Lex explained it.

>>213753490 (OP)
OP you're right that the movie wasn't made by human beings, but that's because it was made by jews, not AI

>>213754911
>TIL
go back

>>213759608
JESUS CHRIST this is some of the worst CGI I've seen since 2005. People actually paid money to see this fucking dreck??

>>213756467
gotg was always reddit trash

Are you fucking retarded? Wtf do you think movies are for? TO HAVE FUN. Man it must really suck having such a shitty and boring life like yours that seeing fun makes you angry

>>213765152
What if the movie isn't fun, just shitty?

>>213753490 (OP)
shut up you retard

>>213753519
>The entire world is mad that Superman stopped a military invasion
uh? he escalalled the situation , its why the hammer of boravia plot exist. Of course people are pissed.

>>213759650
Because the movie has the cinematographer who did the Flash.

>>213753490 (OP)
Americans love fantasy/superhero films because it distracts them from how bleak and meaningless their lives as corporate drones are.

>>213753490 (OP)
Glad I didn’t pay for this shit slop and Fantastic flop, watched both for free on Discount Monday while paying for another movie.

Its GoTG (Gen X crude edgy "wholesome" "family" vibes that are actually insincere) with a reskin

Gunn's a hack. This is a complete antithesis to the JL and Superman.

>>213766773
I can't believe people think the thing on the right has any sort of statuesque or commanding presence that Superman should.

>>213755350
YO! Please tell me that aint real, smfh

>>213753490 (OP)
It's a mid Superman movie. I've seen episodes on CW with more depth and gravitas.

>>213759608
man it looks worse with a clearer picture

>>213753519
>DC
>Dead Comics
Damn...

>>213753490 (OP)
kek, AI can write better than this trash these days.

>>213764957
The CGI is great you loser. Way better than Snydershit

>>213753490 (OP)
Alright we tried the humor experiment and it didn’t work. Just bring back Cavill already. I don’t care about the whole human speech and whatever other garbage. I want to see Superman be Superman.

>>213766773
>>213767770
snyderverse is dead and buried trannoid :)

>>213767797
That's what people said about bayformers

>>213753490 (OP)
>with the thickest hispanic accent you have ever heard in your life

>>213759608
Terrible editing
I don't want to say this is what happens when your entire scene is generated in a computer and you can place cameras and cuts anywhere you want after the fact, because a competent editor can make good use of that. But this scene is specifically terrible because of the insane choices the digital medium allowed them to make.

>>213753519
>"eyes up here"
>flies up
>wut.png
Lmao at you

>>213753490 (OP)
Bumping a based tred

>>213753725
He loves AI movies lol what a cuck

>>213754732
>Nothing in this movie leaves you wondering WHY the character is doing something.

>>>The actors do weird shit that makes no sense.
>>>The entire world is mad that Superman stopped a military invasion, for some reason that nobody seems to be able to logically explain.
>>>Kal-el's parents are evil for some reason