Thread 213753614

>didn't kill billions
lol what a faggot

>>213753614 (OP)
They never notice how it works

White frame kys

>>213753614 (OP)
>He killed trillions to save dozens

>>213753614 (OP)

Death Note would be an extremely bad way to commit genocide with since you need both the name and the face of every individual victim. Even if you had free access to those somehow, just writing them all down would take centuries.

>>213753672
You could kill every person who has a Facebook account

>>213753614 (OP)
The bottleneck is his writing speed.

>>213753672
>two retarded nations have high tension of war
>assassinate the leader of bigger nation
>make it look like it was done by smaller nation
>congratulations you just genocided a nation

>>213753718
This, welcome to natty

>>213753614 (OP)
>didnt kill everyone that belongs to the government
Cringe statist propaganda

>>213753614 (OP)
I will kill
Tranimators
Moviemakers
Staffs
Producers
Hindushit(Buddhists somehow ok)
Gaypopniggers
Every libtards
Every post modernists
Also Nuke California & Mexico & Brazil & India
Now that's my brave new world

The Death Note is real. The user only wrote down some of killers of Sylvia Likens before dying in a traffic accident. It's in the Bureau being wasted on hundreds of "X purchases and injects fentanyl" deaths. This is actually what we use Palantir for, we know all the "extremists right wingers" are pussies who won't do shit.

>>213753742
He mostly killed to escape

>>213753756
>Wants to kill hinduism and nuke California & Mexico & Brazil & India
>Israel, jews and protestants get a free pass

>>213753877
>Every libtards
>Every post modernists

>>213753614 (OP)
he'd get cramps

who'd be first for you? for me Jimmy Kimmel

>>213753967
Celeb himbo & bimbos just doing their job
Gonna kill xittercels first

>>213754015
There he went

I have no legs but I must run, you know who he is, loaded af

imagine edgelord light killing livestreamers for keks

>>213753672
just need to meta game it
>dies of a heart attack after launching nukes
or even
>dies in a nuclear explosion
i think the latter is less likely since it isn't possible without manipulating others, but the former is fool proof on leaders who have launch codes

>>213753967
>Jimmy Kimmel
based.

>>213753756
>No Israel mentioned
Hard proof that you are evil.

>>213753672
Just write down Muhammad as a first name then all of the arabic surnames and think of a filthy brown piece of shit with a disgusting pube beard. That's all the middle east. Combine the Jewish fist and last names whilst thinking of a rat wearing a little hat. And then combine the dumb black names whilst thinking of the guy from the sheeit meme. Easy. Can follow up with chinks since they all look the same and share the same couple of last names. Pajeets sadly have more variety to their names though.

>>213756425
Sounds good

>>213753967
Bruce Willis to save him

>>213753967
>Hasan Piker! I'm coming to kill you
>No, in this notebook

Why didn't he just put the notebook paper in a printer and write a program that automatically filled in convicts names and assigned a random time of death?

>>213756625
wouldn't work, you need to picture the face of each person you enter into the book as you enter them

>>213753672
He could pull out the sheets from the death note, put them in a printer, copy and paste all the people's names in a word document in fine print, and let the printer do its job.

>>213754141
Neither would work. Read the manga before trying to discuss it.

>>213753672
The move is to try to orchestrate a race war

>>213757382
If you've read the manga many years ago, you're unlikely to going to remember every detail, especially if it's only mentioned once in the whole manga.

>>213757612
It's a very basic and fundamental rule of how the note works, not some forgettable niche detail.

>>213753614 (OP)
>Writes down random nonsensical names constantly
>Half of India dies

>>213757624
cool story snobby faggot

>>213753672
>somehow
It's almost like most countries keep public records of birth, voter registration, etc etc. Surr you wouldn't get everyone but good luck getting a billion names into the Death Note. Ryuk would be sweating.

>>213757647
Read the manga.

>>213757624
There was no indication in the manga that any user of the death note was visualizing a person's face while writing the names down.

>>213757695
Again, just fucking read it. It's not hard, it's free.

>>213757382
The US president has a breifcase to launch nukes which is constantly carried by an aide near him. All you need is to write "Donald Trump uses the nuclear football to fire all nukes at every foreign country site designated as vital"

>>213757762
I just said this wouldn't work. You literally cannot read.

>>213757762
Writing someone's name can't cause additional deaths you didn't write yourself in the note. Trying that will default to the basic heart attack and ignore any and all specifications you wrote.

Why didn't Light write all the task force and SPK names he knew in preparation for the final showdown with Near?

It was already established with the way Light killed the FBI agents that the Death Note can be used conditionally (i.e. FBI agents die after receiving the email file) not just based on time.

Light wrote that the bus jacker would die after seeing Ryuk.

In both cases, Light did not have an exact time written for the death since he could not have known the time it would take to convince Ray to give him his FBI ID (for the busjacking) or to threaten Ray into writing the name of his superior (for killing the FBI agents).

Light could have written a conditional note such as "all these people die when they hear the phrase 'I am Kira'". That way, even if Mikami failed, Light still had a way of killing everyone except Near. At this point, Light could have just asked Mikami to bring a gun and/or Light could have stolen a gun from the fallen task force members and finished Near off.

"[insert all task force and SPK member names here] attend the meeting at the warehouse showing no outwards signs of being controlled. They hear the phrase 'I am Kira', toss their weapons in the direction of the speaker and die of a heart attack."

Am I missing something here or would this have been an easy way for Light to ensure his victory even if Mikami failed?

>>213757695
You're a fucking idiot. Light uses Raye Penber as a way to get the names and pictures of all the FBI agents working the cas against him.

>>213754141
>dies of a heart attack after launching nukes
Could this actually work according to the established "rules" in the Mnganga.

>>213757790
Prove it. Go ahead. The only thing stopping it is inclination. And let's be honest. Most presidents would be inclined to nuke.

>>213754141
>dies of a heart attack after launching nukes
Could this actually work according to the established "rules" in the Manga?

What was the time limit on death and possible lenght of orders?
I'd use it to create some kinos e.g. Lucas dies while having sex with 10 black models after creating his best movie yet

>>213757929
23 days.

>>213756637
Print a picture of the face on the paper
All kira has to do is glance and at it

>>213757912
Nigger.

>>213757959
Okay, I kneel.

>>213757959
>>213757967
But wait does that actually imply they won't be able to carry out the action? It doesn't really say that. It implies they will die of a heart attack. At what point? 23 days? 40 seconds? Ryuk does not explain this shit very well. Is it not possible that they carry out the action and then die of a heart attack based on the wording?

>>213758020
It means that if the specifications you write would result in other people dying, the note will ignore them and instead just kill the person whose name you wrote with the default heart attack.

>>213757647
hang yourself

>>213757945
Fuck.
Bit short, I guess you'd have to kill bunch of people for one kino to speed the process up, but it would be a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>213758020
>>213758038
So basically you can't write things like
>shoots up a mall and then himself
>hijacks a plane and causes it to crash
etc. because the direct action of your victim would lead to more deaths.

>>213758038
Can you give an example in the series? I feel like there might be one when Light was testing it out. But I can't recall for sure.

>have a magic book that essentially makes it impossible to be caught
>get caught anyway

>>213758058
Correctomundo.

>>213758069
He was ticked by L's broadcast. He only broadcast to a single district at once. Light thought it was a global broadcast so he felt no fear in killing L's decoy. Once he did, L knew where Light was.

>>213754015
not really satisfying if you dont torture him yourself with your bear hands

Death Note was fucking retarded because the author had a simple idea that he thought was genius but then realized this shit is a plot hole minefield so had to asspulll 1000 more rules to have the story not completely fall apart.

>>213756625
>why yes I do spend my days shitposting in threads about shows I've never watched, how did you know?

>>213758118
>See obvious bait
>not simply wait a day or two

>>213758065
If it weren't a rule, Light would just command some random goon to kill L.

>>213758065
It's also shown in the sequel that Ryuk doesn't hesitate to write fake rules. You cannot trust that fucker. So if it isn't shown, it isn't proven. I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote a false rule just to keep the King off his back while he has his fun and eat apples.

>>213758157
He didn't know L's name. He had wiped his memories and set up a plot that would force Rem to kill L using her eyes so she also died due to using it to extend the life of a human.

>>213758152
He thought nobody could realistically believe a person was killing somebody with some sort of supernatural power. He wanted to take advantage it and go "Yes. I can kill you anywhere at any time" to spread the fear of Kira.

>>213757625
>Writes down random nonsensical name
>While imagining a picture of shit
>All of India dies

>>213758065
>>213757959

>>213758217
>He didn't know L's name.
Yes, but if he could use the note to make someone ELSE kill L he would've done that right away. He had plenty of people whose names he knew that were around him and L.

>>213753614 (OP)
It came close, good enough.

>>213758020
Ryuk intentionally leaves stuff out because he thinks it's funny.

>>213758693
>Just break into this highly secure building and kill the guy next to me

>>213758946
>and kill the guy next to me
This is the part that is not allowed.

>>213757844
Wouldn't Light have to justify that everyone in the warehouse died except for him, despite being the leader of the task force?

>>213758946
>highly secure building
>is literally broken into multiple times

lol

>>213758676
That wording does not explicitly say it isn't possible. It does not suggest they will die before carrying out the task. Just that they will die from a heart attack. Give and example of Light testing it.

>>213758961
Justify to who? Actually think about it.

>>213758966
Nobody makes it to L. He's on a high up floor In a security room.
>>213758958
I agree.

>>213758946
There were other people of the task force with L in the same room. Just write "Aizawa pulls out a gun and shoots the man who identifies as L in the head". But he didn't because the Death Note won't allow it.

>>213758987
His mother and sister.

>>213759009
Because he doesn't know L's name.

Could you use one persons death to cause mass scale deaths? Like if you write “Donald trump fires a nuke at tel aviv then kill’s himself” would it work ?

>>213759021
>Aizawa shoots the man with ghostly pale skin and black hair, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans

>>213758987
The government that pays their salaries? Their families? Do you think those people just stopped existing when they left Light's sight? If everyone dropped dead don't you think people would ask questions?

>>213758975
There's a bunch of rules Light never explicitly tests on page, because it would take too much screentime to go through all of them, but these pages are canon and they are included in the manga precisely so that the reader is aware of the full set of rules. You can only kill the person whose name you write in the note, nobody else.

>>213759026
1. Read the manga
2. Read the thread.

>>213759032
It still wouldn't work because the DN doesn't allow killing people whose names you didn't write down.
>>213759026
>>213757959

>>213759032
Just give me an example where Light tries to have somebody kill somebody and it fails. It's about the incentive. If X is a normal person he won't kill Y. But if X is a psychopath prone to murder he will kill Y.

>>213753672
only thing you need is a few important people
the rest would be done with nuclear weapon

>>213759042
>Too much screen time
>I'll take w potato chip... AND EAT IT!
And again. Ryuk explicitly writes fake rules and doesn't even bother to write that you go to limbo if you use the Death Note.

>>213759069
No, the Death Note can drive people to do things they're wouldn't do. It just won't have them do things that are impossible. He made that FBI girl commit suicide despite that being out of character for her. He tried to make a prisoner take a plane to die thousands of miles away and he just died in his cell because it'd be impossible for him to do that within the allocated time (23 days max)

>>213759091
You're even dumber than I though

>>213759091
>>213758162
>ITS A FAKE RUUUUUUUUUULEE

Pic related saw the original Death Note held by Light and pointed out the fake 13-day rule. He didn't mention the murder clause

>>213759104
No it can't. They have reason to do it. In the case of Penber's fiance, she killed herself because she was depressed over the death of him.

>>213759126
She was driven to catch Kira, not to kill herself. Even L suspected that Kira had caught her first because he knew her and that she wouldn't commit suicide

>>213759003
>The government that pays their salaries
The fake L team was using L's existing funds.
The SPK was condemned by not!Donald Trump and are rogue agents acting on their own accord.
>Their families
Light's dad is already dad so this is a non-factor. He can spin basically any lie he wants. Or even just admit that he's Kira. They can't do shit

>>213759175
Meant for >>213759033

>>213753672
Naw. Just write Muhammad as a first name then all the Arabic last names and picture a piece of shit with a pube beard and that's every mudslime taken care of. Combine the Jewish first and last names whist thinking of a rat in a little hat. Just write a combination of all the dumbass black first and second names and think of the guy from the shiiiet meme. Chinks have maybe five last names and they all look the same. They think of a brown esl scammer put some actual diahrrea on the pages while reading out a curry menu and that'll do it for pajeets.

>>213757382
I even said in that post the former would work hypothetically but the latter would not. Read my post before trying to discuss it. Or better yet keep to discussing anime horse piss on /a/ you snivelling elitist as this thread would of been laughed off of there at inception

>>213753672
I'll just write Zhang and kill millions of them since arr rook same

>>213756762
Wouldn’t work, you need to think of the persons face as you write it, so having the names being simply printed down would do nothing.

>>213753672
The only way to do it would be to give the paper to thousands of loyal soldiers and have them write down names for like 12 hours a day or something like that.

1,000 people in a room. Let’s say it takes 6 seconds to write down a name. So the person there would be able to write 7200 names for the 12 hours, multiple 7200 by 1,000 and you get 7.2 million a day with 1,000 people working in a 12 hour shift

>>213753614 (OP)
The fact you can write out how they die means you could script yourself to be an American hero. I’d select someone I hate and write
>anon is shot by me with his own gun after a lengthy duel on the top of the Seers tower, dying just before he could activate the nuclear device he manufactured using Jewish money and then globally revealed his plans and his allies two days after my birthday.

See if you had a creative mind the death note just rewrites reality as long as it’s related to someone’s death

>Elon musk has a heart attack at age 65 after he discovers aliens arriving to earth (slutty aliens who all want to breed with me, they flew here to announce that il be taken back to their home world to breed with all their females)