Ok if we are on /tv/ and this serial killer is around and the key connecting tissue today is capeshit my guess is the buttler on the fire room with the candlestick
Or anon who posts blackmail porn for the electoral marketing staff
honestly working at mcdonald's seems pretty kino. just hangin with your buds, grinding some burgers out. the orange bubbler making the whole place smell like oranges. doesn't seem too bad