Thread 213754826

It's funny rewatching The Osbournes now for the first time since it was originally on since Jack and Kelly are actually just as intensely unlikeable as they were back then

>>213754826 (OP)
Which one was worse?

Why was Aimee the only one who knew a reality show was a bad idea?

>>213755019
Jack. Kelly was a dumb bitch but for the most part she wasn't actually nasty and malicious, while Jack really was.

>>213754826 (OP)
They really are just complete wastes, they weren't even worth raising. Jack became a professional ghost hunter and has no good footage despite doing it for years. Kelly is a fat skag with no skills, aspirations, job or prospects. Is there even a difference between being a ghost hunter and just being unemployed?

I had a crush on Kelly when I was a kid.

>>213754826 (OP)
No shit. Ozzy was the only good influence they ever had aside from when he was trying to kill Sharon and getting fucked up on drugs. They were spoiled, faggot fucks who got everything they wanted. This show is a true red pill that nepo babies are fucking disgusting cunts.

>>213755106
Ozzy was a cringey perverted moron who could barely sing at his best.

>>213755060
Nobody has good footage of ghosts

>>213755060
>Kelly is a fat skag with no skills
She went full Ozempic you tard.Don't gossip about celebrities if you don't know your shit.

Ozzys two kids from his previous marriage actually seem well adjusted because ozzy and sharon had nothing to do with them. His daughter didnt even attend the wedding.

>>213755116
You just called out your mom that I fucked last night lol

>>213755156
>wedding.

*funeral

Why was the Gene Simmons family reality show less retarded than the Ozzy Osbourne family reality show?

>>213755150
>Don't gossip about celebrities if you don't know your shit.
fuck off back to faceberg you dumb cunt normie

>>213755177
they weren't br*tish.

Ozzy Osbourne was a junkie retard but because he did some cool songs everyone starts crying when he died

>>213755067
Even as a child you had too much crushing practical realism about your standing in the world. You were like a young Harvey Pekar.

There are all these people saying what a great father Ozzy was and how he loved children. The guy is a typical ex-junkie who cant even tie his shoelaces. These guys will do anything to avoid responsibility. Sharon and her caretakers obviously did most of the work. Sharon seemed to give him more parenting jobs during the show just to make it seem that he had some hand in their raising.

Why did they have like six dogs and none of them were toilet trained

What was the most retarded MTV realityslop? Is it Osbournes or something worse?

jack looks like was one more bad day off being a school shooter here

>>213755228

They had no boundaries just like their kids.

>>213755150
Pretty bonkers she was considered fat back then. She had a plump face true but she wasn't fat at all. Even in the show she wears crop tops a lot and has nearly a flat stomach lol

>>213755150
>She went full Ozempic you tard
Ew. Why do fat girls do this to themselves? They always look better before the weight loss.

>>213755150
>>213755276
She was a heroin addict for a while in her early 20s as well so she probably looked better in clothes

Kelly now looks like an emaciated mannequin, complete diff person. Jack looks ok

>>213755252
Yeah, they weren't really fat. But a bit heavy set for teenagers. I don't think they ever had gym class.

>>213755252
no visible abs at any age = fat.

Funny how Aimee was the good-looking one but also was smart enough to realize a reality show was a bad idea, but then still fell into the same trap of ozempic/starving herself and bad plastic surgery that Sharon and Kelly did.

>>213755213
I regret nothing.

>>213755454
Would

>>213755416

Its obvious that the unstable environment they grew up in led to their disassociation with their past selves which directly led to them crafting themselves into completely different people.

>>213755416
That's a tragedy.

>>213755230
The Rob Dyrdek show was the worst. Viva la Bam also got incredibly grating by the end.

>>213755230
Can't believe I was so horny as a teenager I watched all of those Jessica Simpson episodes. It was literally about nothing.

>>213755645
Oh yeah, forgot about that one. Probably the actual worst one. Neither of them had any personality whatsoever.

Saw an episode recently with Ozzys first son who he abandoned. Guy looks like a brummie plumber compared with the softies he had with sharon.

>>213755798
Kek, Sharon's the best looking one. The other two look like they have some spare chromosomes

>>213755798
>>213755416
>>213755276
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A GHOUL, MORTY

>>213755835
m8, Sharon's on to like Face #4 now.

>>213755276
the fuck, she turned into the worst parts of katy perry crossed with the worst parts of kimberly guilfoyle

>>213755454
I would absolutely plow this little slampig.

>>213755951
His other kids are Mike Stoklasa and Girl Mike Stoklasa?

>>213755252
Is just me or was Sharon actually sexy during this time and a bit after. She had big juicy tits for a while too

>>213755019
their jew mother, bad seed just begets more bad seeds

>>213755951
>simple as

>>213755416
>huhu...why are you boarding me first??

>>213754826 (OP)
by Azura by Azura by Azura!

>>213754826 (OP)
Imagine dying knowing you raised a stuck up, privileged megacunt for a daughter.

>>213755034
Interestingly I think Aimee was the one who registered his death. The others probably too busy seeking media attention