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Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:36:33 AM No.213756414 >>213756435 >>213756443 >>213756454 >>213756477 >>213756532 >>213756538 >>213756560 >>213756630 >>213756652 >>213756666 >>213756702 >>213756985
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Why did Lilly choose James over Snape?
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:37:57 AM No.213756435
>>213756414 (OP)
He was an incel
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:38:29 AM No.213756443
>>213756414 (OP)
He had a Big dick & Snape was a twink
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:39:11 AM No.213756454
>>213756414 (OP)
he gave her the ick
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:40:32 AM No.213756477
>>213756414 (OP)
Because he's black
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:43:47 AM No.213756532
>>213756414 (OP)
Bad boys get much more pussy than nerds
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:44:14 AM No.213756538
>>213756414 (OP)
Snape was poor and a half blood
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:45:50 AM No.213756560
>>213756414 (OP)
Because she loved James.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:48:06 AM No.213756589
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I'M NOT TRYNA RUIN YOUR FUN
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:51:04 AM No.213756630 >>213756686
>>213756414 (OP)
because she's a whore
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:52:38 AM No.213756652
>>213756414 (OP)
He probably had less money and status, that's how women are.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:53:24 AM No.213756666 >>213756684
>>213756414 (OP)
>weird antisocial nerd or charismatic ace jock
total mystery
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:54:31 AM No.213756684
>>213756666
>charismatic ace jock

James wore glasses though
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:54:34 AM No.213756686
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>>213756630
>because she's a whore
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:56:09 AM No.213756702
>>213756414 (OP)
Harry's dad was a gigachad bully. Women get turned on by that alpha shit
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:11:59 PM No.213756923
He fucked those slytherin sluts though. And helped to buck break Hermione to become a whore for house points
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:15:30 PM No.213756979 >>213757202 >>213757422
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Why did no one realize how weird Rowling's world building was back in the day?

>I always loved her
>when
>uhhh
>ok but did anything happen after that?
>uhhh
>yeah that's really weird dude, wtf
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:15:59 PM No.213756985
>>213756414 (OP)
Watch them retcon this and lily was always a s4bbc
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:30:46 PM No.213757202 >>213757373
>>213756979
It's realistic, there are millions of grown men who act exactly like that
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:42:18 PM No.213757373
>>213757202
Stop projecting your mental illness. And just as an aside, what continent are these men on?
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:46:11 PM No.213757422 >>213757480
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>>213756979
He loved her because he was an incel that had 0 options with women and she was the first woman to be nice to him. He tried to turn that into a relationship and had no reason to be in love with her other than his perception that she was his only chance at a girlfriend. This is very common, pic related.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:50:04 PM No.213757480
>>213757422
>I have an infographic
Fuck off bot