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Anonymous No.213757883 >>213757899 >>213758106 >>213758379 >>213758438 >>213758567 >>213758619 >>213758894 >>213760067 >>213762838
>make Addams family adaptation
>Gomez and Morticia aren't happy and in love

ONE job
Anonymous No.213757899
>>213757883 (OP)
go back to twitter
Anonymous No.213758106 >>213760547
>>213757883 (OP)
For the most part they did an admirable job de aging everyone for season 2 but Catherine zeta jones looks weird af to me this time. The texture of her face skin is off
Anonymous No.213758379 >>213761251 >>213761833
>>213757883 (OP)
original addams family would be written the other way around, both gomez and morticia flaunting the other for being "in charge" and being proud of it

both the original show and the 90s movies
Anonymous No.213758438 >>213762838
>>213757883 (OP)
Sick shit. All of you faggots who watch this garbage deserve the rope.
Anonymous No.213758567 >>213762838
>>213757883 (OP)
I've never seen a happier husband than Gomez in Wednesday. His parts are delightful.
Anonymous No.213758619
>>213757883 (OP)
>MUST. DESTROY. NUCLEAR. FAMILY.
Anonymous No.213758756
>Behind every great man
The whole point of the quote is that relationships are about co-operation, retarded femoids think it means the relationship is something they have to win at
Anonymous No.213758894 >>213761440
>>213757883 (OP)
Defiance did it better
Anonymous No.213760067 >>213761424
>>213757883 (OP)
addams family used to be hot eastern europeans now they are goblina latino wtf america
Anonymous No.213760547
>>213758106
Seems on point. The texture of her skin is weird af now in general. She’s had some awful work done.
Anonymous No.213761251 >>213761833
>>213758379
This. Go back to the old sitcom and you would see them flaunting their silly. but adorable partnership.
Anonymous No.213761424
>>213760067
>Why is a guy named Gomez a weird looking Mexican now?
Anonymous No.213761440
>>213758894
It was annoying that they cuck each other (I guess their thing is "more important than sex") but honestly one of the only things I remember from that show is the albino chick telling the story about how she murdered her own fiance because her beloved challenged him to a duel for her hand and she knew her fiance would have fucking killed him

Like a backwards riff on the whole Ned/Littlefinger thing from Game of Thrones
Anonymous No.213761493 >>213761531 >>213761776
>2000+ media
>anti family
>anti white
>anti male

who would have thought
Anonymous No.213761531
>>213761493
The Addams have been mestizo coded since 1991
I think people kind of rolled with it both through naivety and because there's something interchangeable about upper class European weirdos whether said Europeans are Brits, Spaniards or Romanians
Anonymous No.213761776
>>213761493
Anonymous No.213761833
>>213758379
>>213761251
Also came to show my agreement towards this. 60s would have had them both insist to everyone the other is in charge of the family and is the smart/competent one, all while never actually being together in the same room as one another when singing the praises of the other. Tish would praise Gomez's sound investment and business strategies (which would obviously be a joke given how he's terrible at both but with nat 20 luck that lets him succeed whenever he fails) and he would praise her quick wit and eye for character. They would then ultimately agree that it's their love for their children and the rest of their family that allows them to be and do their best.

Wednesday doesn't make Gomez and Morticia not be madly in love, it just fails at making them stupid for one another. Gomez in this is a great visual translation from comic to live action, but he's missing the optimistic confidence. He's certainly cheerful and optimistic, but he lacks a quality that Astin had. Naive, but confident. The one that's willing to go all in on a bad business deal because the fellow who sold him on it let him have half his sandwich at a bus stop and was nice to him in a moment of need. And when things go balls up and the business fails, he laughs it off because his oil investments just quadrupled and he made all his money back thrice over. And my biggest gripe with this Morticia isn't that she's smart or in charge, it's that she lacks that unshakable warmth and innocence that Jones had. This morticia is too cold and untrusting of others. Fester is fucking fantastic, though, and so is Thing.
Anonymous No.213762838
>>213757883 (OP)
The axiom "Happy Wife, Happy Life" undermines your shit post.
>>213758438
You're a stupid shitposting faggot who percieves everything on a bias.
>>213758567
This.

Atrocious fucking thread.