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Anonymous No.213757985 >>213758299 >>213758414 >>213758652 >>213758868 >>213759523 >>213760480 >>213761049 >>213763084 >>213765030
NATURE KINO
Anonymous No.213758015 >>213758032 >>213758595 >>213758637 >>213758989 >>213759954 >>213760480 >>213763222
Anonymous No.213758032
>>213758015
vaxx status?
Anonymous No.213758055 >>213758083 >>213758315 >>213759059 >>213759345 >>213759643 >>213759897 >>213762015 >>213762472 >>213764356 >>213765856
Anonymous No.213758075 >>213758287 >>213759025 >>213759284 >>213759623 >>213760030 >>213760480 >>213760641 >>213764451 >>213766605
Anonymous No.213758083
>>213758055
nigga that's nuts
Anonymous No.213758093 >>213758369
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Anonymous No.213758260
>>213758239
Anonymous No.213758287 >>213758301 >>213758357 >>213759057 >>213759892 >>213766036
>>213758075
Lions are bisexual now?
Anonymous No.213758291 >>213763641
Anonymous No.213758299 >>213759539 >>213759568
>>213757985 (OP)
My father retired and instantly moved to Florida and joined some bald eagle society where they sit staring at eagle chicks on livestream all day.
Anonymous No.213758301
>>213758287
High testosterone males of every species occasionally engage in homosexual behaviors.
Anonymous No.213758315 >>213758683 >>213759986
>>213758055
Why are these guys recoiling like scared little girls
Anonymous No.213758321 >>213758375 >>213758573 >>213758788 >>213760086 >>213760480
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Anonymous No.213758357 >>213758396 >>213758403
>>213758287
Giraffes are like 90% faggots
i think it's cause a lot of these wild animals can fuck a female like twice and that would already be enough offspring for the local populace to not go extinct
so nature didn't really give them a block from fucking whatever they want when they get horny like it did with humans where majority of people with normally wired brains find sodomy viscerally disgusting and in society free of jewish control killed faggots on sight
Anonymous No.213758369
>>213758093
Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.213758375 >>213758468 >>213758490 >>213758549 >>213758573 >>213759606 >>213759695 >>213759934 >>213760125 >>213761471 >>213763529 >>213763529
>>213758321
>absolutely nothing there
>the most kino biome
How do they do it?
Anonymous No.213758378 >>213759365
>>213758331
Anonymous No.213758396
>>213758357
>i think it's cause a lot of these wild animals can fuck a female like twice and that would already be enough offspring for the local populace to not go extinct
Depending on the animal a lot of them may not actually get to breed. They're stuck under the hateful iron fist of the local chad
Anonymous No.213758401
>>213758331
>me after a hard day of causing catastrophic floods for no reason
Anonymous No.213758403
>>213758357
Giraffes are 100% faggots 90% of the time.
Anonymous No.213758414
>>213757985 (OP)
>Vietnam War 1975 colorized.webm
Anonymous No.213758450
u mad?
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Anonymous No.213758468
>>213758375
that is absolutely terrifying
Anonymous No.213758490 >>213760068 >>213760144
>>213758375
Seems like a lot of work for one seal to split between all the whales.
Anonymous No.213758549 >>213759015
>>213758375
Fate status: sealed
Anonymous No.213758550 >>213759605
ANTAGONIZE
Anonymous No.213758564 >>213763119
Anonymous No.213758573 >>213759063
>>213758321
>>213758375
sealbros......
Anonymous No.213758595 >>213758625 >>213759551
>>213758015
Why the fuck were the walruses even there in the first place?
Anonymous No.213758625 >>213759750 >>213764669
>>213758595
not your fucking business
Anonymous No.213758636 >>213758905 >>213759159 >>213759242 >>213759329 >>213764400 >>213764643 >>213766133
Anonymous No.213758637
>>213758015
based polar bear making walrus pancakes
Anonymous No.213758652 >>213758680
>>213757985 (OP)
Wholesome
Anonymous No.213758680 >>213759170
>>213758652
>Russia wants to kill THIS
hohols cute
Anonymous No.213758683 >>213759308
>>213758315
Imagine watching baseball for 2 hours and then suddenly something happens.
Anonymous No.213758691 >>213759574
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Anonymous No.213758709 >>213759183 >>213759654 >>213761096
Anonymous No.213758732 >>213758944
Anonymous No.213758748 >>213758836 >>213758846 >>213761219
Duck kino
Anonymous No.213758788
>>213758321
How do you get sneaked by something that fucking big
Anonymous No.213758827 >>213764769
he takes what he wants
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Anonymous No.213758836
>>213758748
going for the scheduled rape
Anonymous No.213758846
>>213758748
>TONIGHT ITS GONNA BE A JAILBREAK
Anonymous No.213758868 >>213759198 >>213764494
>>213757985 (OP)
CAN’T… IT GOT MY BEAK!
CRAB GOT MY BEAK!
CRAB BATTLE
Anonymous No.213758877 >>213758974 >>213759038 >>213759649 >>213760480 >>213765969 >>213766907
man how the FUCK are giraffes even real? sounds like one of these made up animals like unicorn
Anonymous No.213758905
>>213758636
Fuck no, please, I can't go through it again
Anonymous No.213758944
>>213758732
>arachnid's creed
More like Mission Impossible: Web Nation
Anonymous No.213758974 >>213758991
>>213758877
Anonymous No.213758989
>>213758015
First thing I thought about. This thread does not dissapoint
Anonymous No.213758991 >>213759028 >>213759667
>>213758974
which way are they going
Anonymous No.213759015 >>213760393
>>213758549
Anonymous No.213759016
Bald Eagle Pussy
Anonymous No.213759025
>>213758075
chasing mane-y
Anonymous No.213759027 >>213759277
Anonymous No.213759028 >>213760850 >>213761098
>>213758991
to the left
Anonymous No.213759038 >>213759698 >>213765926
>>213758877
>and then some hors RANDOMLY grew a 5 meter long neck and all horses had a long neck ever since
That's what atheistcucks want you to believe
Anonymous No.213759057
>>213758287
What about that made you think he wasn’t 100% gay? He chased the female off he didn’t let her join in.
Anonymous No.213759059
>>213758055
Holy kek that's how boring baseball is
Anonymous No.213759063 >>213761466
>>213758573
RULES OF NATURE
Anonymous No.213759064 >>213759101 >>213759289 >>213759842 >>213760186
Anonymous No.213759101
>>213759064
i imagine there is a long line of bears just blow, waiting for an open spot
Anonymous No.213759114 >>213759180 >>213759498 >>213760154 >>213764317 >>213765014
Anonymous No.213759123 >>213759860 >>213759915 >>213766637
Anonymous No.213759127 >>213759619
Anonymous No.213759151 >>213763216
Anonymous No.213759159
>>213758636
IN THIS WORLD
Anonymous No.213759170
>>213758680
Those are guinea pigs, not ukraininan pigs. The russian don't care about them.
Anonymous No.213759180 >>213759355
>>213759114
What is his fucking problem?
Anonymous No.213759183
>>213758709
Why the fuck are there bunnies in what looks like the middle of Mordor?
Anonymous No.213759198 >>213759554
>>213758868
SNAKE CALM DOWN! ITS JUST A CRAB!
Anonymous No.213759209 >>213765350
OH N-
Anonymous No.213759239 >>213759267
Anonymous No.213759242 >>213759341
>>213758636
Lovecraft predicted all this
Anonymous No.213759267
>>213759239
Holy shit! Is this real?
Anonymous No.213759277
>>213759027
It's a dog eat dog world Ray, and I'm the fucking Chinaman
Anonymous No.213759284
>>213758075
>the roastie seething that the lads are having a good time without her
Anonymous No.213759289 >>213759721 >>213764085 >>213764162 >>213766495
>>213759064
Do you guys think they have salmons that know there are grizzly bears waiting on top of the river, and when they tell the other salmons not to jump up, they get called conspiracy theorists?
Anonymous No.213759293 >>213760815 >>213764922
Anonymous No.213759308
>>213758683
Lol. I like baseball but lol.
Anonymous No.213759313 >>213759485 >>213760387
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Anonymous No.213759328 >>213759337
Anonymous No.213759329
>>213758636
>But I would walk five hundred miles
>And I would walk five hundred more
>Just to be the man who walked a thousand
>Miles to fall down at your door
Anonymous No.213759337
>>213759328
love this one
Anonymous No.213759340 >>213759377 >>213759550
Anonymous No.213759341 >>213759406 >>213764131 >>213764184
>>213759242
did he now
Anonymous No.213759345
>>213758055
Goddamn the reaction of those estrogen-filled faggots disgusts me.
Anonymous No.213759346 >>213759726 >>213759828 >>213759970 >>213762739
Anonymous No.213759355
>>213759180
Clearly never lived on the sea, fucking Sea Gulls deserve extinction loud cunts
Anonymous No.213759356 >>213764585
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Anonymous No.213759365
>>213758378
Me when I no wipe good
Anonymous No.213759371 >>213759432 >>213759785
>OH N-
Anonymous No.213759377
>>213759340
>Anon! Look who came out his room everybody...
Anonymous No.213759384 >>213760737
Anonymous No.213759397 >>213760388
Anonymous No.213759406 >>213760360
>>213759341
It's so gay we're trying to go to Mars and yet we still don't know what's fully going on in the ocean
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Anonymous No.213759416
>>>/an/
Anonymous No.213759432
>>213759371
>from software roll slop
Anonymous No.213759445 >>213760833 >>213760919
Anonymous No.213759485
>>213759313
i love orangutans :)
Anonymous No.213759498
>>213759114
What an asshole
Anonymous No.213759523
>>213757985 (OP)
Eagle probably thought it was grab which isn't as flexible. It should have just instantly started bashing it into the log. Sadly it was a retard. The spider probably died though.
Anonymous No.213759539
>>213758299
Lol.
Anonymous No.213759550
>>213759340
A wild Skesis
Anonymous No.213759551
>>213758595
There used to be ice that they could climb down. They instinctively slide down icy cliffs. Unfortunately the ice isn't there and they are retarded.
Anonymous No.213759554
>>213759198
SNAKE? SNAAAKE!
Anonymous No.213759563 >>213759883
Anonymous No.213759568
>>213758299
your dad sounds based
Anonymous No.213759574
>>213758691
That's a fucking dinosaur. Kino
Anonymous No.213759605 >>213759740
>>213758550
Why do crows like fucking with dogs and cats so much?
Anonymous No.213759606
>>213758375
the seal looks like toby jones
Anonymous No.213759619 >>213764337 >>213764346
>>213759127
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.213759623
>>213758075
>You sold me queer lions...
Anonymous No.213759643 >>213759704
>>213758055
Squirrels are such a cool animal
Cute little goobers
Anonymous No.213759649
>>213758877
They are pretty metal, looking so stupid but they can crush your ass and piss on your corpse from heaven
Anonymous No.213759654
>>213758709
Ducks are literally the worst fucking fowl that exists. I would rather have a billing crowing roosters fighting to the death on my lawn then these billed motherfuckrrs. They shit in everything. EVERYTHING. OH YOU HAVE WATER OUT FOR YOUR CHICKENS? WE WILL JUST WALK A BLOCK AND HOP IN. DON'T MIND THE FECES. WE WILL DRINK IT ANYWAYS.
Anonymous No.213759656
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
Anonymous No.213759667
>>213758991
Home.
Anonymous No.213759695 >>213759720
>>213758375
HIS UNCHANGEABLE DESTINY
Anonymous No.213759698 >>213759714
>>213759038
Girrafes are more closely related to tapirs than horses at this point.
Anonymous No.213759704 >>213760133
>>213759643
they're rats with fluffy tails
Anonymous No.213759714
>>213759698
same
Anonymous No.213759720
>>213759695
>if you only knew how bad things really are
Anonymous No.213759721
>>213759289
Yes they know. But they have to make this journey up river as it is ancestrally ingrained into them.
Anonymous No.213759726
>>213759346
Anonymous No.213759740 >>213765751
>>213759605
Because said dogs and cats fuck with them first and corvids remember.
Anonymous No.213759750
>>213758625
MOGGED
Anonymous No.213759781 >>213760094 >>213760152 >>213760858
Anonymous No.213759785
>>213759371
This is why you shouldn't raise certain animals in captivity
Anonymous No.213759799 >>213759838 >>213764817
Anonymous No.213759828
>>213759346
You would think he would just grab one and slide down but no. His blood thirst is quenchless
Anonymous No.213759838
>>213759799
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
Anonymous No.213759842
>>213759064
Bears are so kino
Anonymous No.213759845 >>213759931 >>213759980 >>213760063 >>213760480
Anonymous No.213759860 >>213760305 >>213760424
>>213759123
Didn't realize how disgusting praying mantises can look if you simply change their color to black. They're like elongated cockroaches.
Anonymous No.213759883
>>213759563
I used to always hear this sound like a rock falling into the water and I never knew what it was until I saw one of these guys.
Anonymous No.213759892
>>213758287
theyre in captivity, those animals are all but natural. think about it. explains a lot about humanity as well
Anonymous No.213759897
>>213758055
>6th person is a boomer who seems to be having fun
>the rest are baseding out
Anonymous No.213759915
>>213759123
oh look a new k-pop idol
Anonymous No.213759931
>>213759845
Get fucked demon
mr. bruh its back No.213759934
>>213758375
Poor fella
Anonymous No.213759954
>>213758015
He's ok tho, right?
Oh, no...he's dead
Anonymous No.213759962 >>213765192
Anonymous No.213759970
>>213759346
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Anonymous No.213759980
>>213759845
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
Anonymous No.213759986
>>213758315
Sports ball naturally attracts effeminate low T men
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Anonymous No.213760030 >>213760749
>>213758075
I guess that's why they call it a Pride
Anonymous No.213760063
>>213759845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
Anonymous No.213760068
>>213758490
they're gonna be doing that all day
plenty for everybody
Anonymous No.213760086
>>213758321
>OH N-
Anonymous No.213760094
>>213759781
Many such cases...
Anonymous No.213760125 >>213760266
>>213758375
>Metal Gear Solid boss fight
Anonymous No.213760133 >>213764377
>>213759704
At least squirrels don't carry diseases, live in sewers or try to invade your house.
Anonymous No.213760144
>>213758490
Maybe they're not going to eat it. Maybe they're just doing it for fun.
Anonymous No.213760152
>>213759781
I love the rapid smacks the little fucker delivers at the end. It wouldn't even hurt but he doesn't care.
Anonymous No.213760154
>>213759114
Literally me
Anonymous No.213760186
>>213759064
I want to be reincarnated as a bear so badly.
Anonymous No.213760195
Safety first.
Anonymous No.213760224 >>213760411
WHAT A LIFE
Anonymous No.213760266
>>213760125
Squirrels certainly can carry diseases. What are you talking about? They're also assholes who bury seeds of invasive species all over for hibernation.
Anonymous No.213760305
>>213759860
Rude.
Anonymous No.213760360 >>213760560
>>213759406
we can explore more than one thing at once you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.213760387
>>213759313
Anonymous No.213760388
>>213759397
my foreskin roaming the lands killing jews in revenge
Anonymous No.213760393
>>213759015
it's impressive how effective snibsnab crab claws are for dissuading predators that havent evolved specifically to eat crabs
Anonymous No.213760411 >>213760459 >>213760494
>>213760224
This is fucked
Anonymous No.213760424
>>213759860
Funny you say that since the two are related
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Anonymous No.213760459 >>213760886
>>213760411
Why? He wanted to drink it. He should experience the consequences. Maybe he learned his lesson.
Anonymous No.213760480
>>213757985 (OP)
>>213758015
>>213758075
>>213758321
>>213758877
>>213759845
AI slop
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Anonymous No.213760494 >>213760886
>>213760411
He had a choice
Anonymous No.213760518 >>213760598 >>213760603
Anonymous No.213760560 >>213765550 >>213765903
>>213760360
I just don't think the answer to our problems is Mars. Let's fix our planet first or we're gonna make the same mistakes on Mars as we have on earth. It's gonna be Brave New World on Mars
Anonymous No.213760598
>>213760518
>AAAAH TOO SPICY AAAHHHH
Anonymous No.213760603 >>213765141
>>213760518
The 'ol spicy bug! You rat!
Anonymous No.213760641
>>213758075
typical Detroit fan
Anonymous No.213760737
>>213759384
wtf
Anonymous No.213760749
>>213760030
Beat me too it carlos
>gay pride
Anonymous No.213760815 >>213761319 >>213764410 >>213764779 >>213765323
>>213759293
It's crazy to think that his whole chance for survival is resting on the idea that some bird will be dumb enough to think his tail is a bug. What if the bird is smart, or disinterested? Or if the bird doesn't even notice? Maybe there's not even a bird there that whole day. And even if he tricks a bird, what if the one he tricked ends up being agile enough to dodge the jaws? That's time wasted, energy gone, nothing gained at all.
Anonymous No.213760833 >>213761064 >>213766170 >>213766480
>>213759445
Do you think it knows what it's doing on any level? Does it feel a shade or fraction of what we feel for our children? Or is it just a chemical reaction with legs?
Anonymous No.213760850 >>213763737 >>213763857
>>213759028
why do animals only fuck like this?
so boring, not wonder humans are the top of the food chain
Anonymous No.213760858
>>213759781
I imagine the cat doing a street fighter style charge up before unleashing his super move with the rapid swipes to the thot's head
Anonymous No.213760886
>>213760459
>>213760494
Chinks
Anonymous No.213760919
>>213759445
oh shit i'm gay now
Anonymous No.213761049
>>213757985 (OP)
Is that a spider or a crab? I really can't tell.
Anonymous No.213761064
>>213760833
>Or is it just a chemical reaction with legs
That is what we all are at the end of the day
Anonymous No.213761096
>>213758709
Sick fucks at BBC can't keep getting away wit h it.
Fucking STOP THEM YOU CUNTS
Anonymous No.213761098
>>213759028
American suburbs are so empty wild animals can just wander through them and nobody notices
Anonymous No.213761167 >>213765676
Anonymous No.213761192 >>213762606
Anonymous No.213761219
>>213758748
>RACE WAR
>CMON EVERYONE
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Anonymous No.213761319 >>213761425
>>213760815
>It's crazy to think that his whole chance for survival is resting on the idea that some employer will be dumb enough to think his resume is impressive. What if the employer is smart, or not hiring? Or if the employer doesn't even look at your resume? Maybe there's not even an employer, just some AI generated listing. And even if he tricks an employer, what if the one he tricked ends up being douchey enough to fuck him over? That's time wasted, energy gone, nothing gained at all.
Anonymous No.213761425 >>213761533
>>213761319
who are you quoting? learn to use green text properly
Anonymous No.213761466
>>213759063
where's he taking him?
Anonymous No.213761471
>>213758375
that's amazing
Anonymous No.213761533
>>213761425
you mad
Anonymous No.213761634 >>213762223
Anonymous No.213761917
best thread on teevee no cap
Anonymous No.213762015
>>213758055
NIGGA THAT'S NUT NIGGA
Anonymous No.213762223 >>213762649
>>213761634
Literally me making bread
Anonymous No.213762436 >>213762530 >>213763015 >>213763718
We exist because he allows it. And we will end because he demands it.
Anonymous No.213762472
>>213758055
thats nuts
Anonymous No.213762530
>>213762436
What is this Jim Henson bullshit?!
Anonymous No.213762606
>>213761192
this is what my little spermies look like fertilizing my waifu
Anonymous No.213762649 >>213763806
>>213762223
based. Catbread is delicious
Anonymous No.213762674 >>213762705
Anonymous No.213762705
>>213762674
Critters is a fun movie
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Anonymous No.213762739
>>213759346
Lighthouse colorized
Anonymous No.213762923 >>213763020 >>213763107 >>213763535
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Anonymous No.213763015
>>213762436
holy shit pokemon are real
Anonymous No.213763020
>>213762923
Me when I brush my tongue on an upset tummy
Anonymous No.213763022
>>213759317
chat is this real
Anonymous No.213763084
>>213757985 (OP)
Eagle = White America
Crab = black "people"
Anonymous No.213763107
>>213762923
that's a lot of elephant cum
Anonymous No.213763119
>>213758564
>Me in a JLaw/Alison Brie/Melissa Benoist/Dafne Keen thread, waiting for a kind anon to post her nudes.
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Anonymous No.213763216
>>213759151
Even birds are tired of their bullshit.
TKD.
Anonymous No.213763222
>>213758015
Did the polar bear tell him to do a flip?
Anonymous No.213763529
>>213758375
>>213758375

the bubble blowing was clearly just to fuck with it, they could have chomped it the second it hit the water but chose not to
Anonymous No.213763535 >>213765917
>>213762923
>actually I changed my mind, I'm not thirsty after all
Anonymous No.213763641
>>213758291
Should have made him suffer
Anonymous No.213763718
>>213762436
Anonymous No.213763737
>>213760850
Anonymous No.213763773 >>213764002
Anonymous No.213763806 >>213765780
>>213762649
>man
>painted nails
Anonymous No.213763857 >>213763963
>>213760850
Meanwhile you have bed bugs, who literally just impale their females with their spear dicks and cum in the wound
Anonymous No.213763963
>>213763857
My favorite are aphids, where for the longest time people just assumed there were no males, only to find out the males hatch prematurely from the eggs, crawl over to the female eggs, and impregnate them in the eggs before they're even laid, and then dying.
These aphids are also capable of laying eggs that are just female clones of themselves and they alternate between these methods over the season and from year to year.
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Anonymous No.213764002
>>213763773
She's.... beautiful
Anonymous No.213764085
>>213759289
Salmons don't have CIA psyop
Anonymous No.213764093 >>213764212
Anonymous No.213764131 >>213764182 >>213764204 >>213764802
>>213759341
>did he now
yes
Anonymous No.213764162
>>213759289
The bears are a drop in the bucket of salmon attrition on the trip back up stream.
Bear will also only eat them BEFORE they spawn.
Once they get up stream, lay and fertilize eggs, they die almost immediately and their meat is just so full of waste toxins because they've burnt up every last ounce of energy in their body to get there.
Anonymous No.213764182 >>213764450
>>213764131
Octopus is one of the only animals I feel bad for eating since they're so smart. Yet also so delicious.
Anonymous No.213764184
>>213759341
Nature beats CG slop
Anonymous No.213764204 >>213764298
>>213764131
Anonymous No.213764212
>>213764093
>i gotta shit
>i have to shit right now
>oh my god i can't walk or it's going to come out
>NOBODY BETTER BE IN THE BATHROOM
Anonymous No.213764230 >>213764298
Anonymous No.213764298
>>213764230
>>213764204
so that's what's in the oceans of Europa!
Anonymous No.213764317
>>213759114
This looks like it was literally taken from an animated movie
Anonymous No.213764337
>>213759619
He's a true patriot.
Anonymous No.213764346
>>213759619
Sees it all the time waving, so thought it should be waving. Like the bear that picked up the traffic cone.
Anonymous No.213764356
>>213758055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a-HfNE3EIo
Anonymous No.213764377
>>213760133
They chew up the house, hide shit in crevices, run on the roof for fun
Anonymous No.213764400
>>213758636
QRD
Anonymous No.213764410
>>213760815
Shows why there is mass extinctions because they depend on each other to be dumb.
Anonymous No.213764450
>>213764182
Toasted flat with sesame seeds and dressing mmmmm
Anonymous No.213764451
>>213758075
Goddamn fujo lions
Anonymous No.213764494
>>213758868
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
Anonymous No.213764585
>>213759356
Where did his head go?
Anonymous No.213764643
>>213758636
Faustian penguin
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Anonymous No.213764669
>>213758625
brutal mogging
Anonymous No.213764695 >>213764850 >>213764941 >>213764970 >>213765055
Anonymous No.213764769
>>213758827
That motherfucker acting like he owns the place
Anonymous No.213764779
>>213760815
Birds have tiny brains, if they think they see a bug in the distance and they're hungry, they're going for it. Of course it's a highly niche strategy for the snake, but the snake doesn't exclusively eat birds. It can eat everything else other snakes eat, but it also has the ability to trick birds if it needs to. Birds that size can easily kill baby snakes so it's not just about food, it also contributes to offspring survival.
Anonymous No.213764802
>>213764131
I remember some documentary about octopus I saw as a kid, but these scientists were out on a boat, in the ocean, and they had a bucket full of water with a octopus in it sitting on the deck.
And you see it shoot out an arm, and hear its suction cups gripping on the the deck, and it pulls itself out of the bucket, and begins crawling across the deck, and it looks like a giant blob of snot, and the suction cups are gripping and releasing with the weirdest coolest noise that is just burnt in my brain. It gets to the side of the ship and throws itself into the water while the guys are just standing around in a circle cheering it on.
They're such a weird animal.
Anonymous No.213764817 >>213764872
>>213759799
How does that even fit inside his body? That's like a human shit
Anonymous No.213764850
>>213764695
Is this supposed to signify friendship?
Anonymous No.213764872
>>213764817
A frog is really just a mouth and a butthole.
Anonymous No.213764876 >>213766105
Anonymous No.213764922
>>213759293
Would a crow fall for this?
Anonymous No.213764941
>>213764695
Women will never understand.
Anonymous No.213764970
>>213764695
>here we see Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson approach each other in confrontation
Anonymous No.213764980 >>213765002 >>213765023
Anonymous No.213765002
>>213764980
holy fuck, Jonesy hypnotized it!
Anonymous No.213765014
>>213759114
>Bart, I am piss
Anonymous No.213765023
>>213764980
is this real?
Anonymous No.213765030 >>213765146
>>213757985 (OP)
Anonymous No.213765055
>>213764695
nigger moment
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Anonymous No.213765110
Anonymous No.213765141
>>213760603
fucking spat out my drink lmao
Anonymous No.213765146
>>213765030
Thanks
Anonymous No.213765192 >>213765245
>>213759962
Oh god the spics and indians are bad enough, imagine if they start giving smart phones to the chimps
Anonymous No.213765203
Anonymous No.213765245
>>213765192
>not wanting to post high quality on topic patrician level content on pongochan
Anonymous No.213765323
>>213760815
Most ambush predators use up very little energy while waiting for prey, ergo they can survive for a very long time even with little or no food.
Even if it goes wrong 9/10 times, which it probably won’t, the snake can still survive off that one success.
Anonymous No.213765350
>>213759209
That's what you get you greedy fuck.
Anonymous No.213765550
>>213760560
No it’s perfect, we establish a colony on mars, then we’re going to fly all the blacks and browns out there and destroy the only way to get back.
Anonymous No.213765639 >>213766157
Anonymous No.213765676
>>213761167
Hell no.
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Anonymous No.213765741 >>213765777
Anonymous No.213765751
>>213759740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xYMnb5Dyko
Anonymous No.213765777
>>213765741
Anonymous No.213765780
>>213763806
Look closely.
Anonymous No.213765782
Anonymous No.213765815
Women will never understand.
Anonymous No.213765856
>>213758055
Of course the fucking woman is unaware of what’s going on until its too late and knocks the squirrel off.
Anonymous No.213765903
>>213760560
>Let's fix our planet first
Our problems are space and resource scarcity.
We don't need a colony on mars, there's no good reason to get stuck in another gravity well once you get out.
Exploiting orbital resources lets you bootstrap heavy industry and mining off world.
You can construct large orbital greenhouses that can grow super-fruits in isolated environments under low gravity so you can grow super sized produce that doesn't have to worry about being too big to be supported by the plant.
Now you've got a population on earth who have most of their agriculture and heavy industry subsidized off world.
As the process begins to boot strap you'll start needing more and more people to help the population grow before it can hit that tipping point where it can grow itself.
Getting shit to earth is as easy as kicking it down the gravity well at the right time, and resources are so abundant there wouldn't be much reason to try and starve anyone out because you couldn't.
Now you have solves resource scarcity and population density. You can now focus on generations of humanity who can see the reclaiming and sheparding the natural beauty of earth which would become the new scarcity.
One of the only good reasons to try and colonize mars, is that it has a low enough gravity that you could build a space elevator out of conventional materials we have today. If you want to build one on earth you need mass produced carbon nano-tubes, and if you can figure out how to industrially produce carbon sheets and tubes you're the next Edison.
Anonymous No.213765917
>>213763535
kek
Anonymous No.213765926 >>213765949
>>213759038
>AHAHAH ATHEISTS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB
>blacks exist
Maybe you are the retard.
Anonymous No.213765949
>>213765926
kneegrows are not related to humans
Anonymous No.213765969
>>213758877
>my and my cat when I come home from work but have to run to the bathroom to take a shit
Anonymous No.213766036
>>213758287
life becomes much simpler when you realize that sex is just a masturbatory aid
Anonymous No.213766105
>>213764876
lol he even shakes.
Anonymous No.213766133
>>213758636
>tfw no gf
Anonymous No.213766157
>>213765639
why did he do it
Anonymous No.213766170
>>213760833
of course it does, what we feel for our children are also a series of chemical reactions in our brain
it's just the internal dialogue that's missing, which to be honest, a lot of humans don't have either
Anonymous No.213766480
>>213760833
>Do you think it knows
>Does it feel
>is it just a chemical reaction
Anonymous No.213766495
>>213759289
Kek
Anonymous No.213766605
>>213758075
damn, nature is brutal.
Anonymous No.213766637
>>213759123
#whitedudesforharris where we at
Anonymous No.213766907
>>213758877
I’ve been wondering, every continent has trees so why is Africa the only one with long-necks?