Let's his super powered dog harass and mutilate humans

Cries over mean tweets

Prioritizes squirrels amidst immense destruction and danger

Can't see Lex is issuing commands to Ultraman when they're literally 10 meters apart

Tortures leaders of sovereign nations and lets his buddies kill them

Can't do anything on his own, needs either his dog or Justice Gang to bust his ass out every time

>>213758521 (OP)
Can see why Gunn recast Superman. Cavill just isn't believable as a soiboy pussy who gets beat up and cries.

Someone post webm of the ella epic turn around spin

Krypto just roughed Lex up a bit, didn't leave him with any permanent damage.
Yes the twitter thing was goofy.
Saving the squirrel didn't cause any damage that wasn't already happening.
When was he in a position to see this?
Wow it's almost like that was the main conflict of the movie or something.
He needed help against a stronger version of himself. Seems reasonable.

>>213758971
>He needed help against a stronger version of himself
Justice gang shows up to rescue him from the kaiju, not ultraman.
Try again, shill.

>>213758521 (OP)
It's so nice to finally have a director who gets superman

>>213758971
>Krypto just roughed up lex
Superman literally comments about how he was worried the dog will kill cows
>cries over mean tweets
As big as a plot point as you want to ignore because it is stupid. He literally is reading social media while a monster is attacking because "the justice gang gots it" even though he just saw them murder the Kaiju he wanted to defend? So now he just literally trusts them with the next monster not to kill? Kek. Have standards
>prioritizes squirrel
Right, while people are getting crushed and buildings are collapsing. Didn't he just save a bulding from collapsing multiple times but this squirrel is more important? Alright
>sees lex and does nothing
He's is literally flying by the window and even has x ray vision. Let alone there's a delay from lex's command, to the computer tech, to Ultraman but Superman is still slow in taking that as an advantage
>torturing is the plot of the movie
TortueMan, I guess is more appropriate than, since you agree right?
>saved by dog and gang
He gets saved my Krypto 3 times. Literally deus ex dogma.
Have standards brain fogger. Your pedoslop is shit

>>213759577
>oh no no no!!
https://www.polygon.com/james-gunn-superman-all-star/

>>213758521 (OP)
shoulda heve not watched it, just like me
(hardly) innocent thread died for this

This slop was shit

Why is everyone suddenly hating this movie? I thought the general public loved it?

>>213760317
Shills are gone now that the movie is out for a month.
Want to know the consensus about a blockbuster nowadays? Wait until the shills are gone.

>>213760317
Webrip released so the shill narrative is breaking down

>>213758658
Cavill isn't believable as anything.

>>213760317
Snyder fans can finally afford to see it.

This Superman is a sensitive bitch. Gunn's self insert.

>>213761341
Bro keep your head still I get blinded by the sun light fucks sake

>>213758521 (OP)
i can imagine bald neckbearded basedboys watching this scene in awe with their jaws dropping to the ground

>>213760317
It's on torrents and the shitposting monkeys were freed.

>>213758521 (OP)
You're faggot who has never seen the inside of an actual DC Comic.

>>213761341
powerful stuff

wtf i hate trump now

I AM THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF HUMAN PERFECTION BUT HERE I AM CRYING ABOUT SOME MEAN TWEETS LIKE A COMPLETE BITCH AHHHHHH SAVE ME LOIS TELL ME I'M GOOD BOY!!!

>>213761816
Pedo self insert

>>213758971
There was way too much krypto. Needed one or two scenes at most, the fuckin dog saves him like three times.

>>213760793
Need to make a dedicated Comic Movie board

>>213759577
lmao i just realize that Snyderman not once attack Lex Eisenberg

>>213761341
Tell don’t show

>>213758521 (OP)
>Prioritizes squirrels
There is no fucking way you are this retarded

>>213758521 (OP)
>disneyshills still seething
Based superchad

This movie was really fucking bad.
Like, actually, really bad. I'm surprised it made it to theaters in that state, if at all, and that someone was insane enough to bankroll it in the first place.
The editing, the writing, the acting, the photography, the direction, sound design, effects, pacing etc etc. All of it fucking trash. Fan4stick tier.

>>213762164
seething sneedertard

>>213762107
You would be surprised how retarded people can be. For example there's morons who not only liked this piece of shit but will attack anyone who doesn't

>>213762232
is modern cgi just some mongoloid copy pasting and the program does all the heavy lifting?

all those cars are the same model honda accord and two are even the same color lol

grim

>>213762299
that's nitpicking and you know it

>>213762325
>nitpicking
you must be the low iq demographic for this garbage

>>213758521 (OP)
Reminder that it's 2025 and Snyderfags still can't explain the plot to their favorite movie

>>213761341
>obnoxious sunlight
Why did people like this movie again when I'm being blinded by this shit?

>>213761341

>i'm just like anyone else
>i have unearned powers because of the yellow sun that i am too lazy to even master
>i have weapons and tech sent along by my parents so i can literally become space genghis khan, minus the charisma and intelligence and necessity of survival in the steppe

this superman is just a lazy, entitled, whiny bitch. they had to throw in lex just murderering a rando for no reason to even make him a bad guy

>>213758658
>Cavill just isn't believable as a soiboy pussy who gets beat up and cries.
He literally did this in BvS Snyderbot

>>213760317
They did, it’s the Snyderbots who are seething here because there nothing they can do

>>213761341
wtf I love Lex now, death to xeno scum.

AHHHHHH SAVE ME KRYPTO I AM THE WRITER'S SELF INSERT SO I SUCK AT EVERYTHING AND CAN'T STOP CRYING SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

>>213762105
What is this secret cinema art you're talking about?

>>213760317
>Why is everyone suddenly hating this movie?
/tv/ is filled with Snyderjeets.

>>213758521 (OP)
>Cries over mean tweets
I'm glad this didn't get my money.

>>213761341
holy shit he's so insufferably smug

>>213758521 (OP)
My Boy Lex is the real superman. Those other things arent even human.

>>213760317
>Suddenly
This movie has been controversial since its announcement you lying faggot

>>213762947
Where did they touch you?

>>213762985
That's how Lex is supposed to be

>>213763178
They like my foreskin

It's kinda off that a first page reporter man somehow doesn't think of the consequences of just charging into Israel like that.. and act surprised and angry when it's met with backlash.

>>213760317
Bot's have been spamming this movie and forced memes for two months now. We're getting fucking tired of it
>hurr durr you must be a snyderjeet
I'm a Donnergod you fucking cretin

>>213763192
i was talking about #supershit you mong

>>213763280
Did you see how he reacted when Lois asked actual questions? He's a shitty reporter

>>213762907
Lmao what the fuck is this CGI vomit non sense with the goddamn flying dog.
And Americans wonder why people overseas didnt slurp this silly non sense.

>>213758521 (OP)
>Let's

>>213759330
Wasn't it outright stated the only reason he didn't kill the kaiju instantly was because he was hoping to subdue it and take it to some kind of space zoo? Essentially he was trying to save it as much as all the people around. It's like trying to calm a feral cat or small dog down, sure you could just grab it, twist it and break it's bones and neck killing the animal, or you can try to hold it down as gently as you can manage until it calms down.

>>213760317
jeets can finally afford to see it

>>213760317
This y'all ever notice the switch up on movies the second it’s available to stream digitally

>>213758521 (OP)
Why couldn’t they just let Lex have his speech again instead of just poorly mimicking the avengers?

>>213763411
He got front page... somehow.
Anyways, I imagine even a randome nigga on the street would expect some kind of reaction after doing something like that.

>>213763712
Because zoomers are mentally incapable of parsing nuance.

>>213758521 (OP)
Easily the worst scene in the movie to be honest. We didn’t need a puny god reference to stop what could’ve been an otherwise legendary Lex speech. I’m not against making villains get interrupted in their speeches, but this just wasn’t a case where it was done well. I don’t know, stranger of paradise and Jack handled it far better.
https://youtu.be/ONN3wtw-Qw8

This writing is so riveting and multi-layered! Gunn is truly a genius!!

>>213761341
Corenswet objected to this scene. You can see in BTS footage he asks Gunn what the fuck the delivery is supposed to be.

>>213758971
Thanks for conceding OP’s points.

>>213760317
/tv/ is not really representative of the general publi

>>213759577
in every action clip that gets posted superman looks fucking evil...

>>213758521 (OP)
>>213759577
>>213761341
>>213765458
Where are you getting these from? Is it out already on torrents in good quality?

>>213761596

>>213766867
It came out on digital on Friday and it's been on torrents since Thursday

>>213758521 (OP)
It wasn't his dog, and therefore wasn't his responsibility.
Try to pay attention next time, K?

>>213766629
That's just Snydermonkeys taking things out of context

>>213766629
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

>>213767204
what a horrible monster, and they make sure you know they're all humans in those suits.
I hate this superman

>>213758715

>>213767428
Genius writing and a proper motivation for a villain

Take notes Hack Snyder

>>213763147
Not it hasn’t

>>213767421
for what purpose? it makes it look like AI

>>213761341
This is so gay.

>>213758521 (OP)
Wouldn't the superdog immediately murder him cause he's superdog?

>>213767542
No because shut up it's funny

Millennial Redditor: The Movie.

>>213758971
It would make more sense if he was holding back or focusing on saving lives and not focusing on the fight. But he gets his shit pushed in to the point of somehow genuinely getting hurt for no reason other than he’s a bitch.
The dog is the only reason he doesn’t lose.

So you’re telling me a small dog is somehow the same strength as a powered up evil Superman? Nothing would give me more pleasure than James Gunn bitting the curb and getting stomped.

>>213758971
>Saving the squirrel
Like 99% of Gunns work is just a gag. Movie feels half finished. Actors are all having a good time, mainly because its a James Gunn movie and he most likely doesn't give a fuck if the actors try or not.

Maybe giving him 200million to make a goofy movie for your reboot could come back to bit them in the butt.

>>213760317
People have actually watched it now (myself included) and realized what awful pedoslop it is. Seriously thought it would be ok and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I hate that fucking dog so much. The girl at the end is literally how she’s been meemed as here. I thought it was a fucking exaggeration but it’s spot on.

>>213760317
It finally came to streaming. Now we all know people were shilling slop. Thunderbolts and fantastic 4 were better than this, which is tragic.

>>213761341
the foul language and humor were terrible.

>>213761341
>can literally fly across the universe and fuck up most of its inhabitants.
>crys over mean tweets and needs to be saved multiple times by a small dog.
You can’t be that strong and weak at the same time

>>213767204
how are none of those guys dead?

>>213767839
Sure you can

>>213767882
Almost just turned it off with these scenes.

>>213767859
Because it's a movie for children based on a Saturday morning cartoon

>>213767741
>Like 99% of Gunns work is just a gag
Pretty sure that wasn't a gag, it was a dig at Murderman and how he never saves anyone.

>>213759585
>Superman literally comments about how he was worried the dog will kill cows
Given that at the end of the movie we see Krypto slamming Kara hard enough into the ground to leave cracks in the stone, this means that when Krypto was attacking Lex, he was holding back.

>>213767998
Well if he really wantwd a dig he could have had his superman save the PEOPLE that were on the street instead of ignoring them for a squirrel that probably got killed by the black hole later anyway >>213762232

>>213763712
>Why couldn’t they just let Lex have his speech
Because he's not worth listening to.

>>213767936
Good.
Superman shouldnt be anything more than that.

>>213767479
It's literally the same exact motivation as Lex from BvS with a worse explanation.

>>213767408
They also make sure you see they're okay, given that despite being lasered and falling to the street below, they're picking themselves up.

>>213759585
everyone who cries about gunn and calls him a pedo its a legit snydertranny
like it could be true or not but its 100% snydertranny
Love how he saved people from the fire and bystanders for example but go on and seethe hard about the squirrel

>>213758521 (OP)
Superman is an idiot, what else is new?

>>213768180
And this is why your movie failed

>>213768211
No, Bevis Lex was trying to make some ridiculous point about God and the problem of evil.

>>213760317
I haven't watched it yet even though I've been commenting on it in every thread so far

>>213768282
It failed so hard it's getting a sequel.

>>213768284
>Bevis

>>213768314
Just like Wonder Woman 1984

>>213767698
>t would make more sense if he was holding back or focusing on saving lives and not focusing on the fight
Yeah except there literally isn't a single civilian around during the final fight. "Metropolis did an evacuation" means apparently EVERYONE is gone. 9/11 only destroyed a few blocks of New York yet there was insane traffic to get out of the city

>>213762232
>empty cars destroyed by a monster
meanwhile Snyder monster aka Murderman

>>213760317
It got released onto streaming aka you can see it in HD now if you never went to pay for it in a movie theater
Also it got put on streaming platforms a month after release for $25 fucking dollars, totally not a flop btw

>>213768282
>>213768386
>Its not getting a sequel guys its a failure
>Sequel already under way even zaslav talks about it
>WB is happy with the results
>NO NO NO ITS FALSE AAAA ITS FALSE
meanwhile on the other side

>>213768282
Superman is a flying alien who shoots lasers from his eyes and wears boxers over his pants.
If you want something "serious and mature" go read a book or something, you manchild.

>>213767484
>believing critics in 2025
>believing fanboys in 2025

>>213768490
>still caring about the Snyderverse in 2025
>still doesn't believe the Snyderverse is dead forever in 2025

>>213765820
I know he's a Jew and he agreed to it for the money but you have to imagine that just 750k isn't enough to swallow your pride and get over the mind-breaking embarrassment of spouting dialogue written by someone like James Gunn. He's a Julliard trained actor so having to perform for James Gunn must have made him like a party clown for some retard.

>>213768536
Well the Gunnverse will be gay and retarded forever.

>>213768490
>it doesn't fit my narrative therefore its le bad
cry more tranny
people hated mos before and the same people hated it now
the snyder cult are subhumans that cannot find excuses to defend BVS

>>213759585
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn. at least lube the guy up next time before you rape him.

>>213758521 (OP)
Dog person slop.

>>213768211
>DADDY RAPED ME AND YOU WERENT THERE GOD SORRY MURDERMAN!!
Do BVS trannies really?

>>213768688
Hope you're ready for more because the new title of Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow is: Krypto & Supergirl.

>>213768707
>Jeet
>Self-inserts rape fantasies

>>213767998
He saved enough. These movies are way too frightened to show collateral death. Civilians should die if super gods and aliens are battling it out.

>>213762385
geez....I'm surprised whoever did this even bothered to palette swap

>>213761341
>IM NOT CAVILL! SEEE IM NOT CAVILL!
A little too on the nose Gunn, no?

>>213767340
dammit Kal-El! we said rape the earth women, not kara....

>>213768386
and all the movie Kathleen Kennedy announces every time someone takes a picture of her sweater puppies

>>213768403
>there were at least a 1000 civilians in each one of those tanker trailers
WHY MURDERMAN WHY

Superman 2025 was far from perfect, there's quite a few things that didn't sit right with me. But to say that Snyderman was somehow better is just absurd. Snyderman is the Superman for and by people that never liked Superman.

>>213768734
no it's not gay retard

>>213770100
>Snyderman is the Superman for and by people that never liked Superman.
So basically everybody that’s not a fat neckbeard with figurines

>>213768386
The Rian Johnson trilogy and Febsle Ghostbusters sequel will definitely happen.

>>213758521 (OP)
>Coping Joe is on his fifth video of Superman trying to convince everyone that his initial 6/10 review was wrong because "right-wingers think it's shit".
This movie was absolutely shit. Felt like you'd started at the end two episodes of a ten-episode TV show. Casting was fucking trash. The costumes were trash. Women were busted. Guy Gardner is old as fuck. Luthor was too unhinged, cringe and beta. Too many characters. Too much CGI dog.
Mr Terrific was the only good character in the whole movie.

>>213767859
They explicitly go out of their way to show that they all survived after the fight ends to show that they definitely aren't being murdered like the evil Snyder Superman.
It looks like he's murdering them but they're all fine.

>>213767204
The world building in this makes no sense. No cops, no military, no government, the city is just empty so Lex can cause havoc?

OK he wins and kills superman, how does he explain the massive earth quake crack in metropolis and his paramilitary goons?

Why did he not use any of his Goons to help fight the justice Gang? Boravia is an ally of the us and he already funds them.

>>213767428
This is dumb in a movie where Superman isn't the only superhero around, is the least effective Superman around, nor isn't shown proper respect by anyone.

>>213770100
Crazy how we've had multiple successful and enjoyable batman movies. Superman really is an awful astroturfed character. He was first so he's famous even though his stories kinda suck.

This isnt any better than shazzam or suicide squad. Why even reboot the quality is the same

>>213770100
I miss snyderman

>>213767859
part of making everything gay and lame

>>213758521 (OP)
Everyone told me Superman was jewish so it makes sense

>>213767204
His laser eyes are probably his most op ability along with super speed. The fact writers try to claim batman and the other justice members have a chance against him is funny.

>>213767487
Its trying to imitate that "woah" scene in T2 when T1000 goes face first into the wall then immediately reforms to the opposite direction.

It looks retarded here tho

>>213767859
Too murdery

>>213771938
> He was first so he's famous even though his stories kinda suck.
Kingdom Come
All Star
Birthright
For the Man Who Had Everything
Secret Identity
Red Son
Absolute Superman

>>213768567
>He's a Julliard trained actor so having to perform for James Gunn
That's what makes it worse. Being Juliard trained is probably one of the main reasons he got the job. Gunn and WB want to copy Superman 78 so hard they lose sight in making a good film.

>>213760317
General public hated it bruh. It is literally dog shit. Shit effects, shit plot, shit acting.

>>213758521 (OP)
There sure is a lot of "Superman the boyscout lets other people do the dirty shit for him" in this movie.
Like getting rid of the Kaiju. Killing the dictator. Mutilating Lex.
Also the utter gibberish of him 360lazoring the ironmen and all of them landing alive from hundreds of feet in the air

>>213772675
The sad thing is year one is better than all of these.

Truth justice and the American way, Superman: Brainiac add to your list.

Lex Luthor is such a weirdo
>grr I arbitrarily hate superman who in this universe isn't really that important of a superhero
>no i don't hate Green Lantern or something, that'd be silly

>>213772799
Superjew is just Gunn's self-insert. The public treating him like shit initially is a reference to how Gunn's detractors noticed his IRL pedophilia and tried to cancel him.

>>213772918
imagine caring about capeshit this much grow up baby

>>213760317
Engagement bait and contrarianism. This literally happens with every movie ever now. If the movie is bad and/or does poorly in theaters then the moment it hits digital you have all sorts of "underrated masterpiece", "misunderstood", "2deep4u" posts carefully crafted to farm (you)s.

>>213760317
Consider this:
If the "general public" loved it so much...
- Why did it fail to surpass MoS internationally?
- Why did WB put it out on VOD a mere month later?
- Why didn't it reach $1B by now?
- Why did most of the gaslighting Gunnshills disappear right around when the VOD release dropped?
The only reason it outgrossed MoS domestically is thanks to ticket prices being more expensive than they were 12 years ago via inflation. WB even considered MoS a "financial failure" at the end of its run, but we're supposed to believe Superman 2025 was """profitable""" by the same logic? Gunn is a well known pathological liar, so don't believe anything coming out of his mouth.

>>213761341
its all on Gunn, Cornswet thought that monologue was wrong and that Sups had to be stoic but Gunn insisted on it, I guess it bodes well with the tiktok crowd, they are all sensitive snowflakes.

>>213758521 (OP)
this shit is so cringe

Just finished watching. Sooo happy I waited for the torrent LMFAO paying for this would be depressing

>>213761341
>Imagine being James Gunn and making a movie about how you were canceled because you're a huge pedophile.
It should be legal to hunt down and execute anyone promoting this movie.

>>213767859
coz nuSupe is gay & weak

>>213772719
being jewish was the main reason he got the job

My main gripe with the movie is that it's just too long, the third act seems to go forever and for what? CGI fights over CGI fights

>>213762907
James Gunn really is a guy that has a low opinion of the individual. See how there always has to be a team or some deus ex machina or a dog to bail him out, rather than him doing it himself.

>>213758521 (OP)
Why did he even call his dog for help? Why didn't he just eye laser the drones.

>>213758521 (OP)
One of the big issues, structurally, with the movie is that Superman and Lex could have *exactly* the same conversation at the start of the film as they do at the end.

Neither actually changes, or has any greater understanding of themselves or the other. Which is just inert.

>>213768403
>Zod kicks oil tank into parking lot with cars
>"BUT THE MONSTER INSIDE OF THE CITY ONLY DESTROYED EMPTY CARS!"

>>213762926
¡Ay, Chihuahua!

>>213770100
>Snyderman is the Superman for and by people that never liked Superman.
His Superman is pretty much the same as JLU cartoon, most people just THINKS they know Superman. No bigger proof than normies thinking Superman has a "No kill" rule like Batman, when Superman kills if the situation demands it

>>213773846
Because Superjew is supposed to be """relateable""" for the modern audience.

>>213774049
Batman
>doesn't kill
Superman
>kills if the situation demands it
Wonder Woman
>whatever dude we never liked that guy anyway

>>213774092
Superman fights more magical rock monsters to the death

Wonder just lives like is the 300 before christ

Can I not like this movie and also not like man of steel or is it a one-or-the-other situation, cuz that movie fucking sucked and I hated man of steel but I'd pick it over that crap.

>>213767204
How can people watch this campy slop with a straight face? Is everyone really this infantilized?

>>213774092
The bitch carries a sword in and shield, she is by far the toughest of the three

>>213774203
This isn't shakespear it's sharkboy and lavagirl for adults. Just learn to have fun and not think too much about things

just watched the pirated version. It was pretty good. Anyone have the 1a 1a webm? Where luthor repeats the commands to hit superman with his clone? that was pure kino

>>213775232
That was shit. How can Superman not react faster than a bunch of nerds in an office? Not to mention the awful CGI.

>>213767479
Gunnjeet

>>213767204
I can see why Gunn says he was inspired by India.

>>213758521 (OP)
Based doggy