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Anonymous No.213762537 >>213763861 >>213763981 >>213764348 >>213767881 >>213772125 >>213772224
>female lead has to cover herself in dino piss and shit on multiple occasions
Anonymous No.213762664 >>213763039 >>213763981
stop shooping her ass so big it's embarrasing
Anonymous No.213763039 >>213763756 >>213763981
>>213762664
The bigger the butt the better the fuck
Anonymous No.213763756 >>213763837 >>213763981 >>213764159 >>213770146
>>213763039
Bullshit. You are a virgin.
Anonymous No.213763837 >>213763842 >>213763981
>>213763756
Ok gay guy
Anonymous No.213763842
>>213763837
Okay landwhale enabler
Anonymous No.213763861
>>213762537 (OP)
i want to do sex with big ass and boobs and sex and fuck
Anonymous No.213763863 >>213763931 >>213764192 >>213764260
how did they get real dino piss and shit for the movie?
Anonymous No.213763931
>>213763863
They started a dinosaur nature preserve on an island from a bunch of dinosaur DNA that was preserved in fossilized tree sap. It's like those rhino preserves you see in Africa. They just collect the piss and shit occasionally for use in movies.
Anonymous No.213763981 >>213764159
>>213762537 (OP)
>>213762664
>>213763039
>>213763756
>>213763837

i want enjoy sex u bby
Anonymous No.213764159 >>213764238
>>213763756
Sure buddy everyone is virgin according to you since you're a virgin ,
>>213763981
Eww get a away from me pajeet
Anonymous No.213764192
>>213763863
It was just regular piss and shit, retard.
Anonymous No.213764238 >>213764663
>>213764159
You never had sex.
Anonymous No.213764260
>>213763863
They used guano and chocolate pudding, then used CG to make it look real
Anonymous No.213764348
>>213762537 (OP)
just like dubai chocolate lmao
Anonymous No.213764663 >>213764882
>>213764238
Sure dude sure, whatever you say Mr Virgin
Anonymous No.213764712
Anonymous No.213764882 >>213765053 >>213765674
>>213764663
Come back when you actually fuck a real chick with big ass. And tell us all how bad it fucking smells despite her having a shower literally seconds before

You're either a virgin or a nigger. Can't tell which is worse.
Anonymous No.213765053
>>213764882
NTA but other anon is
Anonymous No.213765674
>>213764882
Not a virgin nor a nigger, don't know why you're huffing and puffing anon , anyways I like a nice fat round ass, and you uhhh idk just keep coping I guess
Anonymous No.213765766
retards who have dick measuring contests on anonymous imageboards are so embarrassing
I'm sure your life is going swell if you have to proof to some fag you'll never ever interact with how much of a big boy you are
Anonymous No.213766949 >>213766987 >>213768987 >>213769599 >>213772184
Anonymous No.213766987
>>213766949
>swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Anonymous No.213767860
>bryce 'mummy' howard
Anonymous No.213767881
>>213762537 (OP)
ass too big
Anonymous No.213768987 >>213769133 >>213769386
>>213766949
this nigga's eating berries, why does it care?
also was the implication that it somehow did not see her, or that it has zero object permanence and doesn't understand what happens when something goes underwater?
Anonymous No.213769133 >>213769239
>>213768987
It's blind, and also a massive territorial jerk (kills a deer for fun just before this)
Anonymous No.213769239 >>213769384
>>213769133
>It's blind
then why did she crawl through the grass (making a lot of noise with her entire body touching the ground) instead of just getting up and sneaking quietly and faster
Anonymous No.213769384 >>213769648
>>213769239
She didn't know it was blind, but it's also a movie and they needed to make a cool looking dinosaur seem scary instead of using its claws to comb its hair or whatever dumb purpose they were probably really for
Anonymous No.213769386
>>213768987
It's extremely aggressive despite being a herbivore, it kills a deer just before that just for being in its way. It's also implied by closeups of its discolored eyes to be partially blind.
Anonymous No.213769599 >>213772188
>>213766949
I liked this creepy dude. The main "plot" of Dominion was absolute nonsense but it had some fun dino scenes scattered throughout the film, totally disconnected from the story.
Anonymous No.213769648 >>213769714 >>213769933
>>213769384
>instead of using its claws to comb its hair or whatever dumb purpose they were probably really for
kek
>" The elongated hand claws of Therizinosaurus were more useful when pulling vegetation within reach rather than being used for active attack or defense because of their fragility"
>"(...) described feeding behavior of Therizinosaurus as being able to sit while consuming foliage from large shrubs and trees. The plant material would have been harvested with its hands"
>"Therizinosaurus make use of its hands in a hook-and-pull fashion to pull or grasp vegetation within reach. This herbivorous behavior would make therizinosaurs mostly similar to the extant anteaters and the extinct ground sloths"
Literally just a sloth, lmao
Anonymous No.213769714
>>213769648
All undoubtedly more plausible. But isn't it cooler to make him weird Wolverine looking freak?
Anonymous No.213769933 >>213770081
>>213769648
>they claim to know exactly how it acted based one literal rocks from millions of years ago
How?
Anonymous No.213770081
>>213769933
We can discern a lot of things from bones, from how the animal moved, and where the muscles were attached, to how strong various muscles would be, how much pressure would specific body parts regularily endure, as well as what other animals that specimen could be related to. Based on all that info, and comparing it to similar animals we know more of, you can somewhat reliably guess. Of course it could all turn out to be false, but it's just the best guess we have based on the bones we have found so far.
>"Both genera had large, well-developed, and relatively strong arms; the pelvic girdle was robust and suited for a sitting behavior; and the hindlimb (particularly the foot) structure was robust and shortened. They considered these adaptations to represent an example of convergent evolutionβ€”a condition where organisms evolve similar traits without necessarily being relatedβ€”between extinct mammal and dinosaur genera. Moreover, the body plan is somewhat exhibited by the modern-day gorillas. Because the animals with this type of body plan are known to represent herbivores, the authors suggested this lifestyle for Therizinosaurus."
Anonymous No.213770146
>>213763756
It's true and I've only boned two women. The larger bottom one was wayyy better
Anonymous No.213770335 >>213772176
Anonymous No.213770373
love how sweaty she is in jurassic world. you can see Chris Pratt sneak some glances at her drenched chest a few times
Anonymous No.213772104
Anonymous No.213772125 >>213772303
>>213762537 (OP)
jesus christ that ass is rotund
Anonymous No.213772138
brap dumptruck hippo
Anonymous No.213772176 >>213772205
>>213770335
man, save me some of that squat cobbler.
Anonymous No.213772184
>>213766949
Therizinosaurus is such bitch in the Dino Crisis, no wonder he died out. Well at least it didn't became a chicken.
Anonymous No.213772188
>>213769599
He def was one of the movies high points. The 3 way battle was tight
Anonymous No.213772205
>>213772176
put that on your tombstone
Anonymous No.213772224
>>213762537 (OP)
I hate that bitch's nose job.
Anonymous No.213772303
>>213772125
rotund and round
i want to pound

bouncy and sweaty
i make big messy

braps that go boom
i really must coom