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What is your favorite Jamie Lee Curtis movie?

Tranny Nepos?

Tranny Nepos?

True Lies

>>213762925 (OP)
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch, she does uncredited VO

>>213762925 (OP)
Jug Fuckers 37

>>213762925 (OP)
You mean favorite after A Fish Called Wanda?

>>213762925 (OP)
please someone post her hot daughter that loves WoW

>>213762925 (OP)
I can imagine being Arnold now

>>213762925 (OP)
Trading Places then Fish Called Wanda.

>>213762925 (OP)
I wanna titfuck granny.

I love gilfs

>>213762925 (OP)
Imagine if she starred in a shota-themed JAV. But you know, only as a joke. One of those where 3 bully and mindbreak her and at the end they make the 4th one (her son) join in. That shit would be funny

No way that's real

>>213763361
it is, and it's based

>>213762925 (OP)
Is this AI, Photoshop or Deepfake?

>>213763395
She got implants for some bizarre reason

>>213762925 (OP)
God, I wish I was Arnold now

I don't think it's implants, her tits got bigger with age. She always has nice ones. You people are retarded

>>213763462
Her boobs don't look like implants

Guess we're gonna have to go over this again.

>>213762925 (OP)
Trading Places

Shoulder to hip ratio, ankles, wrists

>>213763462
I will now watch freakier friday

Index to ring finger ratio

>>213763462
She's always had great tits

The fact that you can't find a picture of her as a kid looking like a little girl.

>>213763551
Fuck if they don’t

Milk is still fresh

She's taken the Susan Sarandon pill

>>213763694
>>213762925 (OP)

The fact that she trooned out her kid. Almost like she thinks it's acceptable because of her upbringing.

>>213763732
my head canon is she got the big fake tits to further trigger her ugly tranny kid
look at that chinless fucker

>>213763570
>>213763598
sorry to burst your chud incel virgin hentai addicted anti-semite bubble but many actual women look A LOT worse than this

Post the "imagine being Arnold" pasta already

>>213763557
>>213763570
>>213763598
>>213763623
>>213763732
And for the finale: she can't have kids. Her kids are adopted.

>>213763872
I can fix her.

>>213762925 (OP)
milk truck have arrived

>>213763788
Wrong. I'm older than you and this has been known since before the internet. You zoomers have no idea the shit that didn't make it to the internet. But go ahead and ignore all the evidence just because you don't want to admit you jacked off to a hermaphrodite. Which she is. So it technically doesn't make you gay.

>>213763722
Imagine a 4 some with Jamie, Sigourney, and Susan Sarandon

Arnold was right

I kneel

>>213762925 (OP)
halloween 1

>>213763953
>this has been known since before the internet
Yeah like how many celebrities shoved a hamster or gerbil up their ass? Also how many ribs did Marylin Manson remove to suck his own cock? Or were you too busy listening to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz?

>>213763953
>I'm older reeeee believe my crackpot shit reeeeee it's a tranny you're a tranny they're all trannies reeeeeeee

>>213763953
>She's a hermaphrodite!!
Can this gay ass meme just end?

>>213763304
>do>>213763623
thats a fucking MAN

I have NEVER been attracted to "her" and always found her disgusting. Now I know why.

>>213764024
Bro, did you know Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears got her stomach pumped because she swallowed a bunch of cum? Or was it Jessica Simpson?

>>213764024
The Richard Gere rumor is also true. Pic related.

>>213763953
That's a big bait

>>213764102
i believe it was ur mom

>>213764101
>Now I know why.
because you're gay LMOA

I love hags

>>213764079
Her clitoris is large and basically a penis.

>>213764145
What rumor?

>>213764328
What is this South Park tier humour

>>213764102
In the Air tonight is also about a guy Phil Collins saw who let another guy drown!

>>213764500
>>213764240
>>213764102
>>213764024
Dude what about the one where the elites fuck kids and do satanic shit
buncha nonsense fairy tales haha

>>213764775
>seething boomer mad he believed so much bullshit he has to use truths the younger generation discovered
Morbid to age and not learn humility

>>213763304
>Imagine if she starred in a shota-themed JAV
she did star in this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107606/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_51

>>213764394
Zoomers wouldn't understand because they put actors on a pedestal.

>>213765157
Do you have any proof that she was born 100% a woman? She has the skeleton of a man, can't bear kids, trooned out her son, gets plastic surgery every couple years since being a teen, and there is no picture of her pre acting that looks like a girl. What is your refute? Why don't you actually look up what a hermaphrodite is. I promise it didn't make you gay to jerk off to her. She's not a tranny if that's what you think.

>>213764079
I had half a theory that Tony Curtis isn't her biological father and her real dad is her step dad Robert Brandt who she inherited her manly facial structure from like Bruce Willis' daughters.

>>213763953
I remember Nixon resigning, kid. But yeah when she was filming in Wilmington NC in the 90s I was trying to figure out how to get a hair sample with a root so it could be tested.

>>213765701
>short hair means hermaphrodite

>>213763979
>Sigourney
I love her deeply but never look up what her tits look like, Galaxy Quest was military grade wonderbra stuff and she's said so in interviews

>>213765841
Imagine being 50+ and this was how you spent your time on the planet.

>>213762925 (OP)
The one where she gets those giant GILF tits out. Ughn!

>>213765898
who do you think are the type of people that actually live on /tv/?

>>213764240
And where did you see it, anon
For research purposes, of course

>>213762925 (OP)
Road Games

>>213765898
I was your janitor for 2 years, do you really think you'll shame me for showing you your own future

>>213765977
>future
I'm older than you were in the 90s and not once have I considered procuring actress hair.

>>213762925 (OP)
>>213763040
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>213762925 (OP)
For me, it’s her freaking out and all that jiggling after she dropped the smg.

>>213766059
do men really like women who do this? looks like a spastic monkey dance

>>213762925 (OP)
Real? Is she really peddling her fat granny knockers? They're probably amazing. Nasty.

>>213763462
Her tits have always been top tier

>>213765738
Looks like you're right.

>>213763462
Sometimes, middle age and menopause makes their tits look even better.
For example, Salma Hayek. Plus, weight changes are also a big factor with tits.
>TFW no big titted master cocksucker GILF GF to nut in every day.

Gilf Toyota titties

>>213762925 (OP)
>this was her in 2013, at 54

She didnt gain enough weight for it all to go to her tits.

>>213762925 (OP)
I wanna get freaky with those fridays

>>213766492
hormonal issues post-menopause explain this

Why would she get a titjob at 60 though? What's the endgame here?

>>213766585
Looking for a handsome young stud with a thick mahogany pole

>>213766205
Yeah, it does fall apart a bit though when you see Tony's other kids that didn't come via Janet Lee and they mostly have a resemblance.

>>213763634
They don't and you are a fucking virgin.

>>213762925 (OP)
I need those milkers in my mouth

>>213762925 (OP)
I'd fuck her tits while telling her his tranny son will never be a woman.

>>213763462
MOARRRR

>>213763462
Now we no longer need to imagine

>>213763304
based and correct

>>213762925 (OP)
>tfw no granny gf

>>213767100
OK Timmy

>Janet Leigh produced that face
tragic

>>213767219
Sir, there's no need to be upset.

>>213765875
I accept your concession.

>>213767178
grannies looking crazy and being stupid horny lately baka...

>>213762925 (OP)
Christmas With the Kranks

HEAVY GILF HANGERS!

>>213763953
Shut up faggot

>>213762925 (OP)
>What is your favorite Jamie Lee Curtis movie?

Grandma Milkers Vol. 3

>>213762925 (OP)
the one where she has unprotected sex with me and I ejaculate inside her cervix, it still needs to be filmed tho.

>>213766059
I love this pasta

>>213762925 (OP)
>>213763462
>>213763634
DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>213763462
does she fucking show them off at least? I need to beat off

>>213768141
Yeah she takes her top off in Freakier Friday out now in theaters

>>213764179
I love her body in this scene i can forgive her horse face

>>213765738
She does look like Tony Curtis with Janet's nose

>>213768193
wtf.... ill check out a camrip first

>>213768233
yeah its a weird scene I can't believe they put it in a pg13 movie.

>>213762925 (OP)
>>213763462
>>213763634
These pics made me upgrade from milf to gilf porn last night.

>>213766059
She has an ass like a ten year old boy