Thread 213765237

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Vinny, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213753606

>"I'm not dumb" - Keanu
he was in fact very dumb

I'd eat lauren's poop

Keanu is a loose dumb cannon but it's working right now. Rachel just needs to let him go off on the hate Micktator bandwagon. Her game is completely over if she loses him.

Mickey still demanding to use "her" bathroom, the HOH one.

Astrology sisters what do you think are my astrology things

keanu already talking to simp and I know rachel is watching on the camera SEETHING

lauren no dont listen to kelley

>>213765284
>>213765442
Nice War Face Lauren

>>213765499
they will get back together

It's the condescending way that Kelley goes about everything when she's safe that strikes me the wrong way.

laurens pitties sitting right

they all are planning laurens demise in the next 3 evictions. why serve them vince on a platter. your days are numbered anyway

>kelley going for rachel next week
kek

lmao IHOP or denny's

nothing but the best for rylie

>>213765609
that's what tucker would do

>>213765342
capricorn

>>213765672
Ihop and denny's are quite good.

>>213765789
Why did you come to that conclusion?

>>213765825
waffle house mogs them both

>>213765883
Haven't heard of that but my times at ihop and denny's have been top tier

best I can do is walmart giftcard, ava

>>213765870
i feel like big mak would get along with capricorns

>>213765954
How would I know if I'm a capricorn?

Keanu is actually doing a good job in this convo

Mickey legit thinking she'd be home by now if Jimmy was here is hilarious. Most clueless and dumbest HG this season by far

>>213765825
no its not, its fucking disgusting. its like comparing mcdonalds to a high end burger joint. you know theres a ma and pop diner in his town that is 10x better

>>213766032
those are born like December 22 to January 19

>>213766123
>he doesn't know
:/

so is Lauren using the veto or no?

>>213766127
But I'm not born in those months. Why would your birth month matter?

>>213766227
old and eggless vs young and perfect

Lauren shaves her arms

>>213766210
probably not

why does bb buy them cartons of 12 eggs instead of 18 or hell even the 60 pack. rylie and keanu can finish 12 eggs alone every morning

>>213766239
ah i see well the month you're born usually determines your astrological sign

plutobros im getting cucked with ads

>>213766428
What does your astrological sign dictate?

>>213766353
there been any evidence production has a costco membership?

>>213766499
they go to ralphs seeing as a lot of food is Kroger-branded

>>213766532
kroger owns ralphs

>>213766463
What're you gonna do? Show us some of that BOXING you've been doing?

>>213766561
thanks for the insight keanu

>>213766491
your whole life! everything

>>213766621
Seems quite vague

lauren is perfect

Lauren said she is spanish, french, and indian and then feeds went to fishes when morgon was saying her lineage

morgan is "half black"

>>213766711
She is a jewish octroon

isnt there some right wing retarded whore that goes by lauren southern?

>>213766697
feather indian not dot indian

morgan suddenly showing an interest in laurens backstory kek

>>213766735
She is a grifter

>>213766711
as the gamers say X TO DOUBT

>>213766792
oy vey

Both are called indian :)

>>213766463
>>213766572

>>213766697
>>213766828
its cute she hasn't had enough indian(SAAAR) exposure to make the distinction

>>213766878
she always specificies native american after saying indian

>>213766904
ive never heard her say indian, its always just native american

>>213766904
oh
>>213766927
ye i heard native too yesterday when ava confirmed her undeniable jewish heritage

>>213766904
It's because they are called indians by people who intereact with indians and then they remember that people who don't interact with indians want them called native americans so they correct and call them natives in post.

>>213766904
Pocahotass

>>213766947
We already confirmed ava was jewish a month ago

>>213766957
this is not a thing

Kieffer is very offended by all this *ndians talk

>>213766878
would love To stomp a mudhole in her face

keanu about to dom some weights

>that grip
KEANU NO

I enjoy snow

>>213767532
It can't be healthy to look like this

>>213765271
Id smell her ass but that's gross

>>213767532
looking extra sinewy today

morgan saying she knew lauren wanted to keep zach

>>213767564
thats exactly what a healthy fit human body looks like

>>213767610
tlp knows we know

I like sprinkles

Lauren hasn't had apple pie?

>>213767491
I dont like this pic.

>>213767628
She looks emaciated

>>213767636
That we want to eat her tlp (tasty lauren poop)

>>213767665
What do you like?

>>213767636
mhm she likes making eye contact

kat complaining about gross relationships

>enter /bb/
>majority of posts is maktard/poopeater talking to himself
Is everyone still at church or something?

>>213767810
better watch that fucking voice of hers

>>213767844
i just filter him

>>213767810
My sympathy for her dwindles more and more
Kunterina deserves the psycho abuser

>>213767810
she should watch her tone

>>213767810
ava said she would do the cher thing and date a guy 40 years younger than her

rachel asking keanu if he would like to be a monkey

kellys body lookin like the men in black bugs

>>213767943
It's funny Rachel keeps inserting Squirrel in this hypothetical.
She was recalling the story of her dog coming home bloodied.
But, she kept downplaying that the dog might have caught a squirrel and killed it.

>>213768041
LAUREN IS WET

Lauren looks uncomfortably stiff

Fucking kill me with the Harry Potter talk

kelly has never seen the movies nor read the harry potter books

Grown tax paying adults talking Harry Potter

>>213768113
Why do zoomers hate the wizard books so much

>>213768158
no idea. i thought harry potter was the shit when i read it

>keanu saying the only griffindor in the house is boren
ive never read the books is griffindor the special ed school?

>>213768158
because the author shits on trannys

>>213768172
gryff - goody two-shoes protagonist
slytherin - conniving antagonists
ravenclaw - nerdy loners
hufflepuff - boring

>>213768158
Cheap YA shit that became too popular for its own good

harry potter is probably the highest level book most of this house has read

>>213768172
>gryffindor - dumb brave jocks
>slytherin - evil sleazebags
>ravenclaw - boring nerds
>hufflepuff - useless stoners

I was a child big into HP....nearly 30 years ago. I have all the books & the movies & I might reread them once a decade or so at some point but these other people make it a religion. And that's without dumping on how dumb Rowling herself is & her expanded universe shit sucks too. We got a sandbox Hogwarts game that just showed how boring the concept actually is.

If it turns out Lauren is just an advanced sexbot and this season is just monitoring her to see what unhuman kinks still remain (the walk, for instance) would any of you be surprised?

High level discussion in the backyard. Can't wait to hear Avas take on Chinese acclerstionism and the west bank conflict

>>213768261
i couldnt believe how boring that vidya was. just a big world full of nothing

>>213768275
*accelerationism

>>213768261
I liked the hogwarts game. You could breed baby unicorns and sell them to a suspicious woman

>>213768266
i would need to order about 3 of them

kat has the intellect of a HP lover

>>213768275
>Chinese accelerationism
that's not a thing and you're a pseudointellectual

I read the Harry Potter series when I was in a psych ward lol

>>213768172
Gryffindor is people with main character syndrome
Slytherin is crypto grifters
Ravenclaw is autists
Hufflepuff is 200 lb women but have great personalities and are really nice

>>213768384
BODY-ODY

So did Keanu squash all the shit he said around Ashley with Rachel today? It was pretty blatant he was just telling her whatever but some of it is already spread around the house. Need Kat or Rylie to talk to Rachel about it but I doubt they will

>>213768384
there she is, the perfect girl

bikini seems a bit small

None of the women on this cast do it for me

I'm Spanish French and Indian like Lauren

>>213768566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

>>213768566
they are all too retarded or crazy

>>213768589
Can you dance like her for me?

im diagnosed mentally retarded like lauren

>>213768478
Sick reference to Mullholand Drive since Justin Theroux and Morgan are wearing the similiar frames.

>>213768589
>I'm Spanish
We know.

>>213768473
I'm pretty sure they already talked about it before a few days ago, his main issue is with the simpmode shit

>theres an ant on the cutting board
bug brother champions

>>213768641
good call. great film

>>213768566
Allah forgive me, Rachel does it for me

>Rachel: I have two kids and a husband and that is the last thing I think about
Kek rub it in Rach, rub it in their ugly little faces

>>213768590
Because I'm not a desperate virgin that pines for every skinny women?

>>213768663
Oh so Keanu legit does want them split up? I have no idea why he’d just spill that to Ashley. She immediately started telling other people

they are describing jimmy doing the christopher walken scene from annie hall

>>213768630
>>213768654
here my best

>>213768702
it's okay sweetie, you can jerk it to shirtless tucker:
>>213768727

>morgan incorrectly explaining tom and jerry
>camera zooms in to this

>rylie: flys are like the most disrespectful things in this world
>they land on your food, shit on it
>so disrespectful

>>213768780
The middle aged women at my gym have more sex appeal than this cast

>>213768790
How do you incorrectly describe Tom and Jerry?

Also reminds me of them asking BB if apples have caffeine and to pan the camera “if no” and they did it

>>213767709
she isnt vegan or even vegetarian. she just isnt a fatass

>>213768827
she said that tom and jerry were actually friends but tom had to pretend to hate jerry so the owner wouldnt kill jerry

lunch time

>>213768848
I vaguely recall some shitty movie they made where Tom and Jerry talked and I think this was the reason, so Morgy isn't off-base

>>213768848
sounds like some retarded shit someone would "learn" from a tiktok video

>>213768886
That is going to be morgon poo by tomorrow

When girls say I love that for you I dont think they mean it

>>213768703
no he doesn't but he hasn't actually told simp that he was just bullshitting ashley, hence all the simp psycho seething last night

this dude using so much water to rub water on his eyes

>>213768497
its laurens

>>213768902
>>213768899
>>213768848
it's a cartoon where the setting/relationship changes every episode. it's not some deep lore

you're gay if you wouldnt have sex with tuckah

>>213768942
Tom and Jerry has lore.

>>213768942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry:_The_Movie
>Upon introducing themselves, Tom and Jerry, discovering they can both speak, are persuaded to befriend each other to survive, but when Jerry accepts to be Tom's friend, Tom disagrees, leaving Jerry to do the same.

>>213768971
>>213768965
They also become pirates and Tom tries to fuck a cat in a bikini, you're retarded for thinking's there's established overarching lore

>>213768990
stop getting mad about tom and jerry kek

>>213768907
yeah its one of those backhanded digs
>love that for you
>i mean i totally wouldnt want that , but for you, its great

https://x.com/zcorn_29/status/1956933091433624012

Even his movie choices are empty of soul.

>>213768990
Based 80s movie plot.

>>213768990
you understand literally every show ever made has lore, right? No TV show is just random colors and sounds with no narrative structure

>>213768886
Morgan’s meals are like double the size of Vinny’s

thursday sept 11 is 2 hour episode

>triple eviction?

lauren's lunch

>>213769026
While Moneyball is kino yeah that’s a pretty boring list

>>213769054
ah, the lauren classic. delish

>>213769042
you understand it's a slapstick cartoon? you sound too dumb to understand

>>213769026
He's just not a huge media guy. Did you want him to have Bela Tarr in his top 5?

>>213769062
>Mr President, a third houseguest has been evicted. The jury is under attack

>>213769062
>a second eviction has hit the household

morgan's lunch

>>213769062
It’ll be a double with 30 minutes devoted to Ava’s hot tub talk show from last night

i think i gotta go with morgans

>>213769026
moneyball is kino

>>213769026
moneyball is really good. the rest meh/havent seen

>>213769042
what is bb's lore?

>>213769062
>triple eviction on 9/11
Kek that's so hardcore

>>213769078
>>213769071
Oh, Lauren's gonna do it again.

The Walmart breakroom crowd is in the BY

>>213769082
>>213769078
Reminds me of “Midwest sushi” that is pretty good for a snack but not a meal

I don't like pickles but all the women I date are obsessed with them. Why do women love pickles?

>>213769062
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>>213769175
Cockshaped.

>>213769109
backdoors were invented by nakomis

>>213769054
>>213769082
>>213769097
>>213769099

Classic foidslop

>>213769026
pretty much what you would expect from a normie Asian jock that played baseball

>>213769175
You don't want to know

>>213769206
that stare at her tits at the end gets me everytime

>>213769124
i actually made one of these after seeing her do it. its not bad

>>213769109
It starts with a man named Mike Boogie

>>213769233
Of course it’s not bad. Basically everything you’d put on a sandwich without the bread

>>213769109
starts with chicken george and ends with loma

>>213769259
i would never put individually wrapped american cheese slices on a sandwich

>>213769289
good for you. most people do

>>213769301
Lauren is unafraid to go outside!

>>213769316
lol if you say so

>>213769301
the elite camera ops working rn

>>213769289
Such a unique person

>>213769340
did you know that by not putting sandwich sized cheese slices on your sandwich you are actually better than the people that do?

>94 cameras
Working on this show must be heaven on earth for camera autists

It’s my first time watching RHAP this year because I haven’t been able to watch feeds as much. Is Taran always this pissy or does he just hate this cast? He’s constantly bitching about them

>>213769402
He can't handle that the n bomb women he worships are the source of most of the toxicity and that the fans hate them and he can't defend it. That's all.

>>213769208
>>213769235
>>213769249
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>>213769273
none of that can be inferred from watching the show

>>213769402
if his favorites aren’t winning then he gets really mad

>>213769360
dude its ultra processed and less than 50% actual cheese

>>213769390
did you know you can buy sandwich sized slices of real cheese in cheddar, provolone, swiss, pepper jack etc.

>>213769109
The reason it's called the "golden" power of veto is because it's the successor to the the silver power of veto, first introduced in Big Brother 3. The silver power of veto allowed you to remove someone else on the block, but not yourself. It hasn't come back since Big Brother 3.

Big Brother 2 did not have a veto.

>>213769452
yeah, bbcomics would never be known by watching the show

>>213769452
that’s true if you are boren tier intellect

>>213769109
Arnold Shapiro.

how come there are way less kat simps?

>>213769480
I don’t even eat American cheese, I was just telling you nobody gives a fuck that you wouldn’t eat Lauren’s lunch because of the cheese

Julie slapping Zach on the head with the card is a reference to deep BB lore but casuals and newbies don't know that. it cannot be inferred from watching the show.

>>213769541
I’m still here. Laying low until the time is right.

>>213769541
the lonely anons know they can’t compete with riley

>>213769541
because once this show is over, rylie is going to lock her in his basement and she needs to be okay with that

>>213769541
The only thing she has going for her are the pierced nipples

>>213769588
he'd fucking kill me for even talking to kat i wont lie

>>213769541
She's cute but the nose ring is too much.

>>213769542
i didnt say that, i said i dont put american cheese slices on a sandwich but keep replying you are clearly upset about it

It’s hilarious that Jimmy said the whole house loves Rylie and thinks he’s gonna win America’s favorite and how shocked he was when he got online

what are the rules of this comp? it can’t be inferred from the show

>>213769452
>>213769569
You're supposed to start television shows from season 1

>>213769541
she'd bully anons and intimidate them. they need a more docile waifu like boren that even their self insert vince can interact with

>Lauren: Do you think they (the planes) can actually see us?
Actually retarded

>>213769613
kek you’re talking to two different people. You’re the one obviously getting upset, schizo

>>213769541
i wouldn't eat kat's poop

>>213769631
Rylie's crazy pretty much only comes out when he's alone with Kat

>>213769641
id bully that bitch so hard she would just sit in the corner pinching her eyebrow

Morgan you get the FUCK away from Lauren right now. GET AWAY FROM HER

>>213769661
I would never put any of that on a sandwich

survivor navel gazes and references its lore more than bb does

>>213769663
yeah i triggered 2 of you. you probably eat it cause its called "american"

>>213769669
All someone would have to do is call you a faggot and you'd self evict

>>213769700
Learn to read

>>213769650
What does /bb/ know about lauren's "whimsy" and "childlike wonder"?. You are all irony-poisoned to the brim.

>>213769700
anon you are better than everyone and definitely not projecting

>>213769708
look, faggot is a strong word. ive only sucked a cock by choice on one occasion

>>213769686
BB is ten thousand times more annoying about Janelle than Survivor is about Boston Rob. To quote Milli Vanilli "Girl, you know it's true"

When you guys are alone do you ever spread your cheeks when you're about to let out of a huge fart

>>213769750
Why is Kat always pinching and pulling on her eyebrow? Did she used to have a piercing and feeling the cartilage?

>>213769739
i want to corrupt her

>>213769661
i occasionaly just dip ham or roast beef slices in mayo when i'm lazy. or i'll just put some ham on top of american cheese and it. i would never eat it lauren's way though, the pickle be too over empowering, also cheese with mayo needs needs bread with it or it tastes gross

>>213769776
only gay anons do this

aynon sits in the corner talking to himself about the proper cheese slices to put on a sandwich while the rest of the house explains airplanes to lauren

>>213769668
I said it yesterday but that shit is like the classic redflag for abusive relationships where the switch flips the minute they're alone, it's pretty fucked up desu

>>213769859
anon you better watch your fucking tone. its beginning to annoy the shit outta me

THIS is the ftlfags self insert

she waved to the airplane again

If I were Vinny I’d shave off my mustache and not wear a hat once while on the block this week. The other houseguests would view me as a new person and like me more and I think that’s how you can stay safe from eviction

why does kelley hate rachel?

>>213769855
imagine trying to explain to Lauren that airplanes don't technically fly, they just elevate and then slowly fall until you reach your destination

>>213769955
Aren't you under contract to not detract from your initial appearance too heavily?

>>213769955
>vince? never heard of him
>names quincey

vince is winning this season

I got you, bro.

>>213769984
>don't technically fly, they just elevate and then slowly fall until you reach your destination
@ainsley, is this true?

>>213769996
I’d say I slipped while shaving and a big chunk of it was gone.

hollywood burbank airport is only 8 miles from the bb studio. those planes arent cruising at 35k feet

eating a chicken nugget that fell on the floor with lauren

>>213769996
big mak had to iron her hair. couldn't keep the curls

thanks to simpmode's psycho shit last night he successfully nuked his score so we officially have 3 tards in the sub 1 Jokers rating club this season

>>213769996
I think you are allowed to change your appearance only at the start of the HOH week or something like that
I think JC got in trouble for shaving his head on BB20

Reminder that the girls only curled their hair last season because Tucker said he liked curly hair

>>213770079
next three boots

>>213770023
takeoff and landing are really the only times a pilot is needed
on 9/11 the warning signs that air traffic picked up on was that the hijacked planes were no longer responding to comms, and they were severely dropping in altitude. They had risen up to the appropriate altitude to make it all the way to Los Angeles and had to come rapidly down before hitting the Towers/Pentagon

>>213769955
it's literally against the rules to shave or change your hair drastically. He'd probably get a penalty vote or worse

>>213770064
she had all curls during jankie week

I lowkey love hearing about Rachel's rich mommy life

>>213770011
You misspelled "Ava"

>>213770018
she did another wave

>>213770118
they let you do it but only at certain times so you don't fuck with their editing nonsense

>>213770118
I miss the "how bad do you want it" veto comp where they'd always find one HG willing to shave their head

>>213770018
>filename
lel

its not against the rules. paulie literally turned himself into paul mid week and nothing happened. they just bitch at you in the DR

My friend works in the industry in LA and unknowingly has been so close to the BB house. I tried to explain what BB was and she definitely thought I was gay for watching it

kinda crazy how there are zero real alliances this season, any time they made one it immediately imploded and the most we've got are some trios

>>213770201
it kinda surprises me there aren't more celebrity guests on BB considering they film on a Hollywood soundstage, there's probably A-list actors rehearsing lines in their trailers within earshot of the backyard

>>213770201
I know a girl who thinks it's super creepy to watch the live feeds

>>213770079
i dont understand why morgan is so hated desu. shes a schizo and its hilarious to watch

>>213770238
The genuine disdain they have for each other prevents it from happening, I'm serious.

>>213770201
I would never in a million years admit to watching bb to anyone, the episodes are gigacringe and no casual is going to understand real feedswatching

>>213770250
she's very nasty towards other women but I think it's all high school mean girl shit
if she had a good solid man in her life I think a lot of her toxicness would go away because she'd have someone to vent to at night

>>213770201
i studied broadcasting/tv in college so if someone says its creepy i try to play it off saying that i think its interesting how they have to edit in real time vs survivor where they already know the winner

>>213770282
pretty much, like in theory you could easily have an alliance of the white hgs + keanu if they could just pretend to get along buuut
>rylie now claims to hate kelley and keanu
>kelley hates rachel
>vince and rachel both view the other as a threat
>ava dislikes kelley
>lauren doesn't trust keanu
etc.

>>213770289
I'm a pro wrestling fan so I lost the whole "ashamed of what I watch on TV" thing long ago
At least it ain't My Little Pony

>>213770250
where we see schizos as fun feeds casuals just tend to hate them
plus she's got the whole chelousy/ginamarie larping about zach going on, her endless looping of convos, and her being a micktator minion

>>213770241
BB is cheap and most actors would probably be embarrassed to appear on BB without a big check

>>213770250
She's not as fun as Izzy but I love me a good schizo. I wish they'd cast multiple of them on every season.

>>213770250
jokers really doesn't have fun with the "unlikable" hgs. to them, there are no fun villains, they're just bad people and the don't like them.

>>213770242
>>213770289
I told a girl I watched the feeds once and I could tell she was confused and maybe weirded out. She was like “and how long…do you watch these?” I lied and said for like 20 minutes before bed kek

>>213770349
Never been a season like it before. I'm really engaged with the dynamic so fsr. The LNC hated each other but got along for the game

>>213770304
her and ropes very clearly have huge insecurities about their age and their lack of boyfriend/husband, albeit projected in different ways
morgan's problems will never be solved until someone calls her out on her bullshit like endlessly talking about herself while thinking she's not. she needs a true friend to just be brutally blunt

>>213770201
i remember telling a friend about live feeds. said it sounded kinda perverted

>>213770415
I've always thought it was strange how the fanbase whines for "good villains" constantly and then when the show casts people who are clearly villains, they throw a fit
Every single year

>>213770384
Paramount seems retarded and run by boomers, especially compared to other streaming networks like Peacock and Netflix
Peacock made Traitors so accessible to normies and it became a massive hit. Meanwhile Paramount is still blocking feeds and sticking with 2003-era "The Challenge stays on MTV and MTV only, nobody's using the dangblasted internet!"

>>213770456
Rachel's constant flexing probably doesn't help either lmao

NEW

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>>213770456
she legit just needs a "yes dear" husband who'll put up with all her bullshit because she has a nice face and a tight body
there's millions of gals like Morgan and all they need to find is some 4/10 white dude with a decent job who doesn't like to argue

>>213770496
It’s probably a Grod problem that Big Brother doesn’t shift gears. They justify it by not wanting to lose the super fans most likely. I doubt it lasts longer than five more years without switching it up

>>213770488
it's unironically
>be a villain
>no not like that!
they have this platonic ideal villain who is some wholesome chungus sweetie except when they're getting into confrontations that never go beyond certain arbitrary levels of cattiness. it's ridiculous and the root problem is they try to fit multifaceted humans into arbitrary good/bad moral categories with no wiggle room, they try to treat them like cartoon heroes/villains

>>213770496
Well MTV has been owned by Paramount from the very beginning, all those channels from the cable era like Comedy Central and VH1 were but MTVs is Paramounts oldest and most successful child so the gatekeeping is understandable

>>213770496
paramount is infamously one of the most mismanaged entertainment companies in the business, they're doing all this merger nonsense for a reason

>>213770155
i would wave back to her from the airplane

>>213770496
If live feed clips were allowed to be shared online, the show would be so much bigger but they nuke everything.