Thread 213766797

Comfy Life Edition

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213766797 (OP)
post the ayy lmao actress

First for La-li-lu-le-lo.

>>213766843
I hope we get to see the Weyland-Yutani commandos

>>213766843
Bro, your purple and green patch?

Why'd they make it so cute?

>>213766909
when is the space fly coming out?

Glad to see Prometheus died so we could get this.

>>213766962
when the other hybrids are alone

>episode 3 comes tuesday
but not until wednesday on my gimped version log in

>>213766999
>this is a 10/10 on /tv/ in 2025

>>213766962
We havent even seen what the deal with the plant-like xeno is, give it time

>>213767096
u mad chud ?

>>213766797 (OP)
>shit TV show gens always turn into coomerslop
kek

>>213766797 (OP)
Lickable pits

AYYLMAO

If I watched this, how long would it take to get to a black male / white woman sex scene?

>>213766797 (OP)
Who has the superior pits?

>>213767827
depends on who has more hair

>>213767612
propably never, the two black guys are cyborg and hybride, they don´t care. The show doesn´t give me sex vibes anyways, I doubt we will see as much as some tits

>>213767861
Fag

pits? nice
any feet?

>>213767375
This is legit what the alien franchise needs next. The ayy-lmao keknomorph needs to keep being surprising.

Would this work against the aliens?

>>213766868
But think of how expensive that costume design is, anon! How will the shareholders feed their families with costs like that?!

Is there something wrong with me for actually finding Wendy attractive?

>>213768869
>>213768911
Does Wendy want to f*ck her brother?

Honest answers only.

will amanda ripley make a cameo in this show?

>>213768911
>>213768970
She's mentally 12 you SICK FUCK

>>213766797 (OP)
Why didn't they keep the thicc mommy?

>>213769178
>small girl riding on a xeno's tube

>>213769210
out of 10

>>213767022
Will she make a cameo?

>>213769211
She was too distracting for test audiences. But don't worry, there is going to be a flashback episode

>>213767827
I love wiry girls so much goddamn.

why was the general in Alien Resurrection so fucking goofy?

>>213769407
makes it hard to replay Half-Life 2

when will we get winged ones?

>>213769681
they fly now?

>>213767375
https://manhuaus.com/manga/i-became-an-evolving-space-monster/chapter-1/

This is fun sloppa. It's not artistic in the least bit, but it's entertaining.

>>213769775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e33APFt-ft8

no nibs love?

>>213770009
I cant tell if ugly or sexo

>>213770009
Some lucky facehugger is going to fuck those DSLs

>>213770009
Her face is weird.

They delivered a likable protagonist in the second episode. They started the show with an ugly black woman and that chased off more than a few viewers, but - spoiler alert - that ugly black woman dies quickly.
Wendy’s brother is also a likable character.
Interesting and well made show so far.

Why did they change all their names when they transferred bodies? Aren't they basically the same person but in a different body?

>>213770009
Her face is weird in a good way.

>>213770009
Unconventionally hot but I hope the actress doesn't have a brother, those genes would make the ultimate omega male

Is this all out or is it weekly?

>>213770574
Weekly

This show is fucking weird.
I'm not sure if it's good or bad weird yet.

>>213770485
I almost turned it off when the opening sequence was 90% nogs and mutts. I wish I had, because it doesn't really get any better from there.

>le wacky childerino
>wacky evil science trillionaire who speaks like a half literate stoner
>Alien shown immediately and in the bright light so the thing looks exactly like the cheap effects expected
>heckin chungus black cyborg
It's Aliens: Reddit. I'm glad that unlike Covenant, I didn't actually pay to watch this schlock.

>>213770760
Boo!

>be me Xenomorph unstoppable killing machine
>see random people
>kill 200 guys in 3 seconds
>see plot person
>"Well well well Mr Bond, allow me to explain my master plan..."

>>213770857
Shut up. This shit sucks and so has everything since Aliens. The child synth subplot is abysmal.

>>213770947
kek you're gonna keep whining like a bitch but still watching the series and posting the same every thread

>>213771015
>boasting about being a retarded sloppa enjoyer
Weird flex. I'd hoped for something gritty and back to its roots and instead we get Willy Wonka and the alium factory

>>213769638
Really wish we could have sound on the board so we could add some dramatic serial killer music to these.

The city in the show looks too much like modern real life. I expected something more like what we see in Blade Runner (old and new).

>>213771048
you're still gonna keep whining like a little faggot bitch but still watching the series and posting the same every thread tho

>>213771086
Flying cars would be a disaster

>>213771131
Only with modern tech. With better tech flying cars are ok. Which means the city has outdated tech.

>>213771185
How do you limit the altitude at which cars can move?
There's a reason you can't fly your plane wherever you want in urban areas.

>a space ship larger than a cruise ship impacts a city
>no giant dust cloud
>tower it hit is barely even damaged
C'mon

Im watching while looking at my phone. Its not intriguing enough to pay full attention. It has some good ideas like having different aliens and the living forever synthetic stuff. It's just kinda weird that the Alien Franchise has focused so much on robots after the original 4 movies. Isn't that what Blade Runner should be for? Sure replicants aren't the same as synthetics but similar shit. The robo stuff in this is kinda cringe though. Having them talk like kids is kinda fun for the first 5 minutes but then gets really annoying. They better not have any sex or Disney is confirmed pedo and weird. They also don't show enough aliens. Too much character shit. Also Tool at the end of episode 2? Good song but does that really fit Alien? Really really weird show

>>213771100
And you're going to keep seething that no one likes your slop.

>>213771220
AI and magnet force fields duh. See future tech.

>>213771131
I wasn't thinking about flying cars, just the city.

>>213771239
I come here to talk about the details of the series I enjoy, you come here seeking our attention

>>213771277
No where does it say this is purely for fanboys lol you need to go back to where you came from

When the Disneybots pop out and tell you continuously "looook she's the ultimate waifu", and there's nothing interesting to say about their series, it means it's doing very poorly. For reference: Silver surfette LOL

>>213771312
You're trying too hard dude, it's sad

>>213770009
she's a cool botgirl, a little coward maybe but cool

>>213771331
Too bad if real girls trigger you but ywnbaw

>>213770872
Xennies consider the last one standing as a possible food reserve or to incubate their young

>>213766797 (OP)
Lovable pits

>>213770872
the unpredictable irrationality of it makes it scarier bro

>>213771415
>Too bad if real girls trigger you but ywnbaw

yeah pedo. of course.

It's very ethnic, isn't it?

>>213771617
I guess this is one of those awful scripts they greenlit.

>>213770872
Only the Queen have a sentience. So like avarage xeno is run by insticts, which means it can be fooled.

>>213766797 (OP)
>General is DOA after the first episode drop
>Not even posting images from the show itself in the OP
>Waifuing posting
It's so over holy shit how did they fumble this so bad

>>213771484
>this bitch boy is thin as a twig, clearly sickly
>better go for these white face fatsos partying instead

>>213771592
>SHE'S ONLY 29 YOU SICK FUCK
kek you're actually a woman(m) that's explains the seethe now

>>213771719
They clearly do not appreciate 18th century fashion

>>213771741
Sorry pedo, it doesn't work that way

>>213771911
>nepobaby coddling an oversized rat

>>213771917
too late for your damage control cunt

So why can Wendy hear ayy lmaos? What will be the plot reason?

>>213771911
I'll watch her sex pistols miniseries now

>>213772029
She's going to let the alien kill someone she doesn't like

>>213772029
The assembler calibrated her wrong or she was purposely designed to feel dem xenofeels or something like that

>>213772029
Whatever the reason is it will either make or break the show.

>>213772109
>or something like that
The show.

>>213772141
They can't tell everything in two episodes autismo-kun

>>213770009
>those lips

>>213772175
They sure can't!

>>213771970
Poor sick pedo. He hasn't seen a real pussy or experienced a GF yet, and now he clearly can't distinguish male/female/troon/whatever.

In what episode is he gonna appear...?

>>213772029
they've already mentioned that she's highly intelligent and adept so it'll probably be something along those lines

>>213772217
wtf is that schizo rambling are u ok?

>>213771312
Last retort lmao pussy.

>>213772109
She's part xenomorph and her fluids are acidic, trust me

Just saw episode 1. The halation is so overdone it's distracting. Might be the worst case of it I've ever seen. Do they fix it in ep 2 or does every light continue to have that disgusting shit over it.

Ash on the Nostromo was a neat idea. Smart robot servants. End of story. Why is the entire franchise now about robot kids? Feels like I'm watching Caprica

If you were an alien from Alien for a day what would you do? Probably I would creep up behind people and scare them but instead of killing them just go "ayy lmao" and then scurry away kek

>>213772029
>What will be the plot reason?
She'll listen to the xenos, and that's what no one did

>>213772350
This faggot started it.

>>213772398
He didn't turn Alien into fucking stranger things

Wasn't the whole "hearing xenomorphs" gimmick done somewhere else already? I swear, I remember some movie or TV-show having similar plot point, where the girl character could hear and understand the monsters. Just can't remember what it was, exactly.

>>213772111
The show already broke when people started encountering xenomorphs watching everyone get slaughtered around them but still taking the time to admire baseball memorabilia and having wistful memories of their youth.

Literally nobody on that fucking crashed ship is having anything approaching a reasonable human reaction to what is going on.

>>213772398
Talk about a fall from grace.

>>213772366
>the Marilyn Manson of synths

>>213772398
Prometheus at least had some explorers explore an alien planet. There was still a sense of adventure and the unknown. I don't know if we're getting a flashback, but I would have found the mission of the crew far more interesting than what actually happened.

>>213772428
I think it's a thing in Aliens: Dark Descent, I haven't played it yet.

>>213772029
Well the obvious-seeming explanation would be that she's part xeno or in some way related to the xenos by design, but since the promos make it look like Boy Kavalier has no knowledge of the xenos until he gets the specimens, that puts an obvious wrench in that theory. Personally I think it will be something weird like the xenos communicate telepathically like in the EU and the telepathic screeching of the Queen Mother or some shit got encoded into Wendy's brain during the transfer process. Some bs like that.

>>213769211
>why
To sexy for modern audiences

>>213772398
His David direction was fine.

Romulus and this one are basically using Harry Potter kids. It's not charming at all.

>>213769211
It's like her boobs aged 65 years because they didn't fit inside

>>213772029
Are you retarded? They showed in the same episode she can hear in the human non hearing range

>>213772560
He hasn't made a good movie in 20 years.

>>213772507
shes part xeno, a part of the mind transfer technology used black goo that was stolen from WY, they will show this in ep6. engineer scene happens in episode 7.

>>213770009
>>213772192
She would suck a mean cock

>>213766797 (OP)
>>213767022
>>213769278
LYNDON SEXOOO

>>213772586
Hawley already said he's disregarding the prequels unless he's just bullshitting to hide the truth.

Why don't they just shoot the Alien?

>>213772560
>His David direction was fine.
It was even fine in Covenant. I just feel like we were missing out on the David and Shaw on a roadtrip to the stars film that was implied at the end of Prometheus.

>>213772677
The alien has curry for blood. If you shoot it, it stinks you out.

>>213772677
hes too strong

>"There was a moment Ridley told me that what he wanted to do was that he wanted to have the xenomorph kill Ripley and then get on the radio and mimic her voice and then head off to Earth. He didn't do that, but he had that thought, and so I think there is something to that idea. That sort of invasion of the body snatchers idea is still really scary."
I think we're getting talking xenos.

>>213772686
Wasn't allowed to make it. He should've applied himself more on Covenant. That was his only remaining ticket to more David.
Now we get weird Disneyslop and what this anon said >>213772427

>>213771412
She was cute holding the knife guarding the eyeball creature

>>213772741
Nah but I think eyeball nigga will take over someone and use their voice

>>213772741
think its more likely this is alluding to some xeno mind in a synth or vice versa.

>>213772741
>>213772833
This is embarrassing nonsense.

>>213772858
why?

>>213771412
For several moments I really did think she was going to die and thought to myself, 'I guess the cute gingers are the new black people who die first'. I am seemingly wrong but I don't think the story is going to be nice on her.

.

>>213772824
Yup. We already know the cat can still make sounds when parasited. So a human will too

>>213772560
I thought Andy was fine
Like even when he was no longer a mentally retarded gigaustist or a W-Y goon he never really felt like the MC's equal

>>213772868
They're ants, they're not Sherlock Holmes villains.

>>213772901
>xenomorph
>ant
what?

>>213772901
Fuck off Cameroon

>>213772901
Sorry Cameron, Aliens is getting decanonized.

why doesnt everyone just do as cybernigga did and tazer the xeno and then coom on it?

>>213772567
kek

>>213772898
For me it was the other way around. Andy was best when autistic. Afterwards he just kinda sucks. The actor wasn't terrible but a far cry from the previous synth actors (unless you count Call, but Call was cute so she's still better)

>>213773399
Love the art in this and book one. No idea what the fuck they were thinking with Earth War, ugly ass comic

>>213773555
Can a company really expect to still be in business once their assets return? 60 years for a roundtrip to get the specimens and Earth is still how they left her? No riots, no wars, no social revolutions?

>>213772741
Alien is such a perfect film, and the more you learn about it the more you learn it's entirely by accident, that by sheer blind luck all of the dumbest cringiest shit got cut out in production and all the shit that works got left in

Imagine what a fucking footnote of a forgotten VHS shlock it would be if it were a movie about the Nostromo crew using their laser pistols (which still constantly appear in the movie holstered on people's belts and laying on tables but are never used or mentioned) to have pew-pew fights with this nigga

>>213773714
>>213773555
The 65 year mission is so stupid and unnecessary
The Nostromo was on an 8 month mission and the crew got PISSED when the detour made it 10 months
It was treated as an unprecedented tragedy when Ripley got marooned for 57 years

But now apparently wagies always just yeet themselves into space for centuries, fuck everyone they ever met lmao

>>213773752
What comic is this?

>>213766837
Okay.

Can Wendy fuck?

>>213773804
no vajayjay, so no

>>213773775
>It was treated as an unprecedented tragedy when Ripley got marooned for 57 years
Good point. Now it's somehow established that these deep space missions have been going on for decades. They must have started wih the space exlporation in the 1980s at this point.

>>213773750
>the more you learn about it the more you learn it's entirely by accident, that by sheer blind luck all of the dumbest cringiest shit got cut out in production and all the shit that works got left in
Huh? What?
You're telling me a team of extremely talented people setting out to make a film came up with a bunch of concepts and then refined them down into something that works really really well as a film?
Goddamn, what an accident.
/sarcasm

>>213772888
Took me way too long to understand the file name

>>213773868
>/sarcasm
Anon how new are you? You don't have to do that here.

>>213773804
Unclear. There is no need for it depending on her intended purpose. Maybe it's not wired up yet but the parts are basically functioning.

I'm curious about this series because they're trying to make the crappy premise into a Meme Reference feast.

They're dog whistling in multiple layers but I doubt they'll deliver.

>>213773868
>>213773750
My favorite Alien production story is that the original Facehugger egg was apparently just straight-up a vajozzle that explosively births a facehugger, and a studio censor looked at it and told them to change it
So Giger tipped his fedora as hard as he could and went "I replaced it with one of those crosses they're so fond of"
And the censor looked at that revised design and just went "Okay, that one's fine"

>>213774009
kek

Just finished episode 1. Any reason to keep going?
The hybrid lost boys stuff seemed like it could be interesting but then turned power rangers in less than an episode. Lead actress is painfully bad.
World-building is meh so far. New Siam looks like every uninspired sci-fi city.

>>213773981
The guy who directed Amelie also directing Alien Resurrection is why the movie is so fucking incredible in spite of being objectively bad
I can't hate that movie because it's such a vision of French eccentricity and how did that, for one moment, end up front and center in Alien

>>213773981
There are no sophisticated lifeforms to assimilate in modern day Paris

>>213773775
Lily CAT made an entire subplot drama out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhxchX38rM&ab_channel=LonelySamurai%E5%AD%A4%E7%8B%AC%E3%81%AA%E4%BE%8D

>>213774043
>>213774009
I know Giger said it but this story kinda feels like bullshit because if there were some studio censor how did ANY of the designs in the movie get approved

>>213773855
>They must have started wih the space exlporation in the 1980s at this point.
That's a good point
The Maginot's 65 year mission ending in 2120 means that it was launched in 2055

A date that's not just closer to right now than the original Alien, it's closer to right now than fucking Alien 3

>>213774009
>I replaced it with one of those crosses they're so fond of
Should have been a star though.

>>213770009
We like dorkbot here

>>213774043
>no you can't show a vagina
>mock my belief instead
Why did Giger think that just by making it cross shaped, catholics will insta like it?

>>213773555
You know I never understood... why is it often that horror movies have pathetic booba? and so when a proper booba comes on everyone loses their minds?
You always see big booba in comedy & action films, but never horror. Do horror movies naturally attract ugly actors or the producers are tasteless and hire pathetic booba?

>>213774185
He didn't think that
He thought it would make one specific retarded bureaucrat fuck off

And it did

>>213774153
>it was launched in 2055
Not including all the prior research work that must have taken place, all the other alien worlds with alien life that were already discovered because nobody in this universe seems to care about the existence of alien life anymore. This shit must be routine to them for a long time.

>>213774160
>>213770009
>>213770277
>>213772192
for a split second I legit thought this broad was Faye from Euphoria

>>213770009
>>213774160
ok she's growing on me

>>213773967
I'm bringing overt assertions of sarcasm back.

>>213774250
Lily has natural lips, that injected abomination is ridiculous

>>213772109
I think she's cute and I don't even watch the show.
Thought I would let you all know.

>>213774106
none of the other designs resemble genitalia that much, the egg would've looked like a literal vagina

>>213774329
I'd recommend it
unless you prefer bingewatch everything later

>>213774245
Nerds think it's taking place in the Blade Runner universe since Tyrell also exists in Alien.
And the folks in the Blade Runner universe are pretty advanced and seem to be capable of interstellar travel before 2019.

>>213774043
>>213774009
Personally I wasn't a fan of the Alien 1979 eggs.

I quite enjoyed the design of the AVP2 The Game eggs which look less meaty and carapace-like and more like a skin, embryo, womb and almost see-through as initially intended.

>>213769638
fucking kek

>>213769278
CAILEE SEXXO

>>213771893
kek

>>213773555
WHO IS THAT AND WHAT IS HER BRA SIZE?

>>213766797 (OP)
>Alien Earth
>Cailee thread
Good.

Pick one.

>>213770009
nibslove
queen of the show

>>213774043
>A teehee imma rebellious teenager
Did a priest fuck him or something?

>>213774394
If Tyrell exists in Alien it must be some piece of shit barely staying afloat company considering they're not one of the 5 big companies

>>213774653
Are tennessee women nice?

>>213772219
FROSTY

>>213774721
I could fix her
>still has the post-op vagina
uh nevermind

>>213772398
yeah he fucked shit up thinking he owned it

>>213774723
The Durgasoft of the 22nd century

>>213774655
Symbiotic dependency always felt natural to me.

>>213773804
only her brother

>>213772219
Right here, king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKnVEHvBos&ab_channel=KingKenny
https://avpunknown.com/avp2aio/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqY8kK-NEg&ab_channel=DeeALup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-latIFZ6xyA&ab_channel=DeeALup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhxchX38rM&ab_channel=LonelySamurai%E5%AD%A4%E7%8B%AC%E3%81%AA%E4%BE%8D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGElGusepA&ab_channel=OtaKingAnimation

>>213774804
How the FUCK did Dallas get hired by Weyland-Yutani with his work history

>>213774821
Are you stalking me?

I literally just finished watched the AvP2 game movie. I cried when Tomiko died.

>>213766797 (OP)
Imagine her smell.

>>213774721
Why are you clutching pearls over the cloth in an Alien thread?

What the FUCK was HIS problem?

>>213774938
He was autistic.

Probably the result of transferring an adult mind into a synthetic body.

>>213772219
The last since they want the Alien to survive until the last episode

>>213774978
i think he just fucked your mom too much.

uh oh

>>213775034
>mfw

>>213774938
Trying to make one, let alone several Predaliens is never a good idea.

>>213771893
>have a low sperm count
>Sperm

SPERM LOCAL

I remember the 1980's when all the girls hairstyles had a Sperminant Wave style.

>random quick cut edits of how the ship went down
Is it just me who thinks the first episode should have been what went down on the ship? What is up with the editing in this show?

>>213766868
The wall-plugging janitors ARE the WY jarheads. They're in cognito, in uniform (after retconning).

>>213772901
Xenomorphs are combination of insects not just an ants, except for Spiders they are their own thang. Spiders are antithesis of xenos.

>>213775238
>not just an ants
Point > head.

>>213774721
when he was in kindergarten the teachers would show the kids Jesus covered in blood when they misbehaved and tell them that's what they're causing, I have one of his books

>>213775207
There is apparently going to be a whole ass flashback episode about the Maginot, which makes sense because it felt like they tried a little too hard to introduce these characters to have them immediately die offscreen

The flashes were irritating. Danny Boyle loves that shit, I wonder if they were copying his style

>>213775271
Check wasps and mosquitoes and an invasive species. Only Spiders have nothing to do with xeno biology.

>>213774938
>>213774978
>eisenberg is the original wendy
avp2 really was peak

>>213774938

Why was he a cannibal?

Why can't we get his story adapted to the big screen instead?

https://youtu.be/-latIFZ6xyA?t=1333

>>213775308
>There is apparently going to be a whole ass flashback episode about the Maginot, which makes sense because it felt like they tried a little too hard to introduce these characters to have them immediately die offscreen
But why? I feel like this is a stupid way to go about it. The name of the show and trailers already give the game away, sure, but we could have just had a conventional first episode with what happened in the ship. Now there is no reason to go back to what happened on the ship because we know only one guy really survived, unless there is some bullshit twist connecting what went down to some company shenanigans. But eh.

>>213775503
moner is so cute

>>213775397
>eisenberg is the original wendy
Actually it's this guy who Einsenberg is kinda based on except not with the same personality.
His story is infinitely more fucked up than Einsenberg's

>>213775503
I'm sure the studio would have been pissed if the main characters didn't appear at all in the pilot, just a group of people who fucking die as the credits roll

Then again it would have caused buzz and they premiered with two episodes anyway

>>213775476
HE WILL NOT STARVE

>>213775613
>Then again it would have caused buzz and they premiered with two episodes anyway
That was precisely my thinking, it would have at least had some kind of tension to it. A good rug pull for the audience. Sometimes I feel like they ruin things by avoiding a conventional approach.

>>213775503
>we could have just had a conventional first episode with what happened in the ship.
We've already seen that movie

I love the Dark Horse Alien comics

>>213775503
>unless there is some bullshit twist connecting what went down to some company shenanigans.
Anon, how do you think all of the specimens "escaped" at the same time? Why do you think there was blatant fuckery going on with the chink?
THINK! There's some reveal! It'll be lame, but it'll be there, and we'll need an entire episode to learn it.

>>213775664
Boner Mercedes should've been the protagonist, what the fuck was Fede thinking...

>>213773555
>Evil Asian dude just stares at her titties all day
>Dies with the rest of the crew
Why did they even bother including that in the script lol.

>>213775476
HE'S BECOMING THE ALIEN

Honestly as a kid I genuinely thought he was going to be some Alien x Human hybrid who was raised by xenomorphs (Labyrinth kinda almost did this until the incest scene where the guys says NOPE and then the hive rejects him, but it's fine cause the hive was dying from a bacteria which the human kept secretly bringing in which he was immune to)

>>213775707
>what the fuck was Fede thinking
spics like white girls better than dey women

>>213773555
WHAT IS HER BRA SIZE? WHY ISN'T SHE THE MAIN CHARACTER?

>>213775671
Sure we have, but like that other anon said, we are apparently getting a flashback episode later anyway. Which makes it seem silly.
>>213775694
>THINK! There's some reveal!
I don't have to think considering you quoted me where I said there would be shenanigans. I know there will be shenanigans involving some corporate espionage type shit.
>and we'll need an entire episode to learn it.
No we won't, it'll be the waste of a whole episode for some tiny piece of the narrative that could have been found out a different way. Mark my words.
>>213775674
I've read a good chunk of Alien comics and while I have enjoyed them I don't think there is anything great, neither do I think there is anything that bad but you do get into a rhythm of
>insert company or military fucking around with the alien and finding out

>>213774106
The egg was literal pussy lips, bro.

Bro this show is so fucking bad. Like how does this have a high score on all the rating sites? the script is written by AI, AI slop, and the scenes are stupid as fuck. And the fucking Sid from Ice Age??? why???? LMAOOO

>>213774057
Alien resurrections was based lol also the scene of the extremely hot porn star's ass and feet are BASED

>>213775594
Oh shoot, I own that one too. Totally forgot. Still, love Eisenberg's story.

>>213775818
you mean on sites that belong to disney? Not a single idea bro, what a mystery.

>>213775482
>>213775594
eisenburg's story is so neat

rykov too

>>213775892
Disney owns imdb, RT. and MC?

Do they show XenoZip being used

>>213775955
in my head, yes

>>213775818
>he cant interpret the DEEP MEANING behind the sloth from Ice Age with the alien
I suppose not everyone can be a connoisseur

any time

>>213773775

There’s people that would do it (if they have no one else in their life). Especially if you sell all your assets and invest that money and your company pay during the duration of those 65 years. You could potentially make a fortune and retire when the mission is over while still being physically young.

Agree though that the time frame of the mission in the show is retarded.

>>213775503
I don't even remember the dog in the movie

>>213773775
closer to 2 years

>>213776061
How could you forget Magnus

>>213776096
What is this Mandela Effect shite?

cailee a slut

>>213776136
Because she dates black men? Does the race really makes a difference?

>>213766836
Been a while since I've seen this pasta. How are you holding up champ?

>be Rain's landlord
>go to discuss owed rent with her
>see her like this

wat do

>>213776025
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha

>>213776112
that shit supposedly has 450 shots.

>>213776237
Shit a sloppy one on her face.

>>213776272
I'd give Cailee 450 shots,, of CUM

>>213775238
Considering the Alien queen anatomy they're more like termites, they don't build stuff tho

>>213775806
>penish shaped
Not her thing

>>213776112
>take a bunch of pictures with a dog to recreate the Jonesy/Ripley photos from the original
>forget to put a dog in the actual movie

Billy! Billy! The other day, I was going down on my banefriend. I said, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said "For you."

>>213776378
The dog was in the movie though, the whole third act hinged on Magnus stopping the new born.

This show is growing on me

>>213776557
same

>>213769638
kek I had no idea there were other ones, or is this new?

>>213777234
>Nibs
>Nips

>>213771312
kek you a sad bitch, keep away from these threads for your own mental health anon

I hope the venus fly trap alien grabs a women and sucks her up as a pinnacle of on screen vore

>>213777234
Damn! NIBS looks like that

Is the Nostromo crew already in space during these events? I don't remember how long they were in cryosleep at the beginning of Alien.

>>213777729
Ah fuck
Should've been obvious but I didn't realize it until I read your post
The Nostromo mission begins at the EXACT time this show is set

They're not gonna be able to resist that epin reference at the end

>>213777779
CGI Sigourney here we come

>>213777522
https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/thread/2917883/#2934263

Can we please stop doing the whole 'akshually we found the xenomorph way before Alien!' bullshit?
How fucking far is it going to go at this point?
>The year is 2020, we found the xenomorph!
>Actually we found them in the1800's!

>>213777848
We already had not one but two movies about xenos killing dozens of people on earth in 2003

>>213777848
>>Actually we found them in the1800's!
>weyland senior fighting xenos with steampunk mechs

>>213777848
Uh, no the Predators were hunting humans and Aliens on Earth before Antarctica was frozen.

>>213777889
AVP=/=Alien canonically

>>213766797 (OP)
Why does the Alien franchise have so many short-haired brunette baddies and why is Rain by far the best?

>>213777848
>anon forgot about AvP
>>213777933
MAYANS IN TROPICAL ANTARCTICA

>>213777966
AVP and Alien were very separate franchises in the 2000's.
It's only recently where they keep trying to shove Predator into Alien.

>>213777895
>different weylands fighting xenos and predators across time and continens a la assassin creed

so is this actually good?

>>213778001
yeah, ignore the contrarian snowflakes

I goon daily to Alien waifus. Yesterday was Katherine Waterston. Who is the choice for today?

>>213777966
>Were the pyramids build with the help of ancient, potently extraterrestrial technology? Was there an ancient globe-spanning human civilization that was wiped out by the younger Dry Ass? Did Peri Reis really map the rivers of the Antarctic coast in in the 1400s, despite them being under eight hundred feet of ice? Were the stones of Machu Pichu cut and welded with lasers? Is Gobekli Tepe a vestige of an ancient forgotten civilization of Predator-worshipping humans? Was Vedic India wiped out by a nuclear bomb activated by a Yautja hunter attempting to contain a xenomorph hunt?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes.

>>213778151
You know what you have to do.

>>213778151
idk bro you got like 4 choices, Weaver, Rapace, Waterson and Spaeny, that's it for the movies right?

>>213778000
>post credit scene Yutani's ancestors in medieval Japan

>>213778151
Winona Rider

>>213778260
>Alien
Ripley or Lambert (I don't care if the Aliens directors cut claims she is trans).
>Aliens
Vasquez, Cynthia Dietrich, Ferro, Newt's mom.
>Alien Resurrection
Annalee, Sabra.
>Prometheus
Shaw, Meredith.
>Covenant
Danny, Karine, Upworth, Sarah.
>Romulus
Rain, Kay, maybe even Navarro.
>Alien: Earth
Wendy, Nibs, Dame Sylvia, Yutani, Curly.

Also some of the shorts had qts in them like Alien Containment.

>alien thread
>predator fags keep pushing their shit

>>213778629
>he forgot alien earth and south park will get a new episode in the same week

>>213778540
>Ferro
I'd put my pipe in her, five by five, if you know what I mean

just started watching its so obvious its woke trash within the first 5 minutes. not a single white main character. 1 white guy being lectured by women for being stupid and another low class white man being lectured at and threatened within their first scene
can tell already its going to be dog shit

>>213778790
>not a single white main character.
Is Timothy not white then?

>>213778814
He's not even human to start with.

>>213778826
Your original complain was no white main characters but Hermit, Boy Kavalier, Kavalier's assistant, Kirsh

>>213777844
Kino

>>213778826
he speaks like he's not from earth unironically

>>213777848
Cavemen vs Xenomorphs vs Predator

>>213778852
thats not me
>>213778814
I said first 5 minutes the literal copy paste scenes from alien
now its the special chosen one female who's the first hybrid bla bla bla of course this dumb whore is some French Hispanic mut