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Anonymous No.213766935 >>213767275 >>213767460 >>213767614 >>213767702 >>213768025 >>213775563 >>213776460 >>213782913 >>213789742
The WebMs of /tv/ - Television & Film
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Anonymous No.213767275 >>213780050
>>213766935 (OP)
>CHEESBURGER CHEESBURGER WHOPPER WHOPPER
Anonymous No.213767293 >>213767329
Anonymous No.213767314 >>213767377 >>213767548 >>213768021 >>213773824 >>213774960
Anonymous No.213767329 >>213767602 >>213786776
>>213767293
Is this from an actual Space Odyssey or just a parody?
Anonymous No.213767343 >>213768177 >>213768534 >>213776427 >>213790565
Anonymous No.213767354
Why has the board of /tv/ not learned how to soundpost?
Anonymous No.213767377
>>213767314
wooaaahhh
Anonymous No.213767387 >>213767583
Anonymous No.213767460
>>213766935 (OP)
All this to create the elite jobber squad.
Anonymous No.213767548 >>213773428
>>213767314
umm movie title?
Anonymous No.213767583
>>213767387
Akira was a disaster for cinema.
Anonymous No.213767602 >>213776395
>>213767329
intro of spaceballs
Anonymous No.213767614 >>213768057
>>213766935 (OP)
This movie looks so drab
Anonymous No.213767642 >>213767696 >>213767711 >>213767748 >>213767899 >>213768074 >>213768188 >>213768207 >>213768224 >>213777636 >>213784122
Anonymous No.213767696
>>213767642
Webms can really make good things look bad
Anonymous No.213767702 >>213768381 >>213768420
>>213766935 (OP)
wait
are sardaukar all white?
Anonymous No.213767711 >>213767721
>>213767642
What the hell was Mann smoking here?
Anonymous No.213767721
>>213767711
IDK but he had Taken (2008) something for sure
Anonymous No.213767748 >>213767801
>>213767642
>Duh Duh DuhDuhDuhDuh DEuweweeweuuuuh!
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Anonymous No.213767801
>>213767748
DIDN'T YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!
Anonymous No.213767831 >>213768030
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>>213767642
>Busch in the fridge
Based Graham
Anonymous No.213768021 >>213768062
>>213767314
Why did Gnocchi kill him?
He didn't need to.
Anonymous No.213768025 >>213770634 >>213771262 >>213775068
>>213766935 (OP)
Anonymous No.213768030
>>213767831
the one that sticks with me is when he runs upstairs and plays hopscotch in the hallway
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Anonymous No.213768057 >>213768090
>>213767614
it's a desolate rain planet for a cult of psychopaths
Anonymous No.213768062
>>213768021
because the actor was a cunt
Anonymous No.213768069 >>213773609
d8wty
Anonymous No.213768074 >>213768128
>>213767642
IN A GADDA DA VIDDA HONEY
Anonymous No.213768090
>>213768057
but every scene I've seen from this movie looks drab no matter who are where it is.
Anonymous No.213768094 >>213778998 >>213781808
Anonymous No.213768110 >>213773705
Anonymous No.213768122 >>213771927 >>213784464
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>>213768074
Anonymous No.213768177
>>213767343
The dad is literally me.
Anonymous No.213768188
>>213767642
Manhunter is godly
Anonymous No.213768207
>>213767642
>STRONG AS I AM!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213768224
>>213767642
I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT
Anonymous No.213768265 >>213768656
Anonymous No.213768292 >>213768415 >>213768656
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Anonymous No.213768381
>>213767702
they're the emperor's finest
Anonymous No.213768385 >>213768656
Anonymous No.213768415 >>213768686
>>213768292
What was the guy's deal?
Anonymous No.213768420
>>213767702
>make any bad guys BLACK? are you CRAZY?
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213768534
>>213767343
Anonymous No.213768656 >>213770474
>>213768385
>>213768361
>>213768292
>>213768265
Damn, this is so cool.
Sometimes it feels Americans forgot how to make movies like this.
Anonymous No.213768686
>>213768415
Road rage.
Anonymous No.213768737 >>213768880 >>213773634
Anonymous No.213768755 >>213768824 >>213771672 >>213775200
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Anonymous No.213768796 >>213768880
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>>213768755
Anonymous No.213768880 >>213773653
>>213768737
>>213768759
>>213768796
>germans employ locals
>somehow they're the badguys
never liked that flick
Anonymous No.213768938 >>213768986 >>213770231 >>213787823
Anonymous No.213768986 >>213769040
>>213768938
is this new lol cinematic or something?
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Anonymous No.213769040 >>213769079
>>213768986
Anonymous No.213769079 >>213769104 >>213769830
>>213769040
Anonymous No.213769104
>>213769079
based
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Anonymous No.213769830
>>213769079
Pretending to miss the joke is also a joke.
Anonymous No.213770135 >>213770186 >>213770450 >>213775151
Anonymous No.213770186
>>213770135
You shall ride eternal... shiny and chrome...
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Anonymous No.213770231
>>213768938
this looks dog shit lol
Anonymous No.213770321 >>213770362 >>213774911
This is what she's doing instead of Doomsday
Anonymous No.213770362 >>213770428
>>213770321
stop watching porn, please
Anonymous No.213770428 >>213770463
>>213770362
anon this is a blue board
i don't know why you're brining up porn
Anonymous No.213770450
>>213770135
Nice
Anonymous No.213770463
>>213770428
Anonymous No.213770474
>>213768656
>Sometimes

We did
Anonymous No.213770634
>>213768025
lmao how did I miss that in the cinema, I wonder if it were that obvious, delicious
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Anonymous No.213770905 >>213775987
Anonymous No.213770972 >>213775362 >>213775445 >>213791598
>your government appointed gf has arrived
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Anonymous No.213771233 >>213771485 >>213781203 >>213787518
Anonymous No.213771262
>>213768025
Surprised they didn't edit it for the home video release.
Anonymous No.213771485
>>213771233
tf is this? sauce?
Anonymous No.213771525 >>213771632
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213771580
Anonymous No.213771632 >>213771662 >>213788123
>>213771525
Why are the hot ones always the craziest?
Anonymous No.213771662 >>213775412 >>213777153
>>213771632
god has a bad sense of humor
Anonymous No.213771672
>>213768755
Checked. Based Ray.
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213771890
Anonymous No.213771927 >>213772627
>>213768122
why???
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Anonymous No.213772335 >>213773638
Anonymous No.213772627 >>213787200
>>213771927
He just read his deceased daughter's journal and discovered his friend had raped her, causing her to commit suicide. He takes it well.
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213773228
Anonymous No.213773419 >>213784429
Anonymous No.213773428
>>213767548
boardwalk empire s2e11 39:35
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Anonymous No.213773450 >>213782870
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Anonymous No.213773609
>>213768069
The Love Boat was such a kino tv show...
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Anonymous No.213773634
>>213768737
I can't believe General Ngubu destroyed Wakanda...
Anonymous No.213773638
>>213772335
What the hell is that?
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Anonymous No.213773653
>>213768880
Wait until you find out who actually committed the atrocities (cutting hands and cannibalizing people) in Belgian Congo...
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Anonymous No.213773705 >>213773744 >>213774333 >>213780957
>>213768110
All jokes aside
Did anyone actually see this?
Is it really as bad as it looks?
Why the fuck would Ice Muthafuckin Cube be involved with this
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Anonymous No.213773744
>>213773705
It's fucking awful. I couldn't finish it.
Anons have claimed it's one of those SO BAD IT'S GOOD type movies. I respectfully disagree.
Anonymous No.213773824 >>213777803
>>213767314
Jimmy was one of the most tragic characters in all of tv history. Rip
Anonymous No.213773884 >>213776946
>>213768768
Who is that
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Anonymous No.213773925 >>213773999
Anonymous No.213773990 >>213774293
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>>213773925
Anonymous No.213774293
>>213773990
literally me
Anonymous No.213774333
>>213773705
Why are you acting like Ice Cube is above starring in bad movies?

90% of his output since 2000 is utter dogshit
Anonymous No.213774402 >>213782400
Anonymous No.213774847 >>213774900
where is this from anons?
some oldschool monster movie?
Anonymous No.213774900 >>213775074
>>213774847
Rodan
Anonymous No.213774911
>>213770321
liz is so ugly
Anonymous No.213774960
>>213767314
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She's called "Ma", right? Right?
Anonymous No.213774964 >>213775504
Anonymous No.213775068
>>213768025
Beautiful.
Anonymous No.213775074
>>213774900
Thanks anon!
Anonymous No.213775151
>>213770135
We salute you.
Anonymous No.213775169 >>213784122
Anonymous No.213775200 >>213776934
>>213768755
bro went to the graveyard in firelink shrine instead of climbing up the steps to undead burg
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Anonymous No.213775362
>>213770972
>groid
Don't want it, send it back.
Anonymous No.213775412
>>213771662
gah damn those are nice
Anonymous No.213775445
>>213770972
i ordered a sochee
Anonymous No.213775504
>>213774964
Hahaha lol
Anonymous No.213775563
>>213766935 (OP)
Anonymous No.213775943 >>213776153 >>213776476 >>213788421
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Anonymous No.213775987
>>213770905
Wow I would be fuckin terrified to do that scene. Silent era actors were really something else.
Anonymous No.213776153
>>213775943
if a girl calls me sweetie or darling and isn't a waitress i assume she's flirting
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Anonymous No.213776395 >>213776536 >>213787554
>>213767602
they blew their load and mineon that effect
Anonymous No.213776427
>>213767343
me on the left
Anonymous No.213776460
>>213766935 (OP)
I don't say this often, but the new dunc movies are utterly soulless
Anonymous No.213776476 >>213776938 >>213786386
>>213775943
women have literally no idea
men love holding babies
men love being called darling
the rest are just weird social hangups that any person could have
Anonymous No.213776536 >>213776581
>>213776395
uhhh who is she?

asking for a friend
Anonymous No.213776581
>>213776536
Movie is called Paprika
Anonymous No.213776934
>>213775200
Suicide run for the Zweihander.
Everybody knows this.
Anonymous No.213776938
>>213776476
This.
Calling someone darling, my love, babe etc is a term of endeerment and babies are cute, we are predisposed to like babies as they are cute for that reason, same way we like kittens and puppies, like we want to take care of them.
Roasties are delusional.
Anonymous No.213776946
>>213773884
Jana Mahmoud
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Anonymous No.213777153
>>213771662
I've grown to hate this scene due to the faggot nigger lens coloring.
And the fact that she's a whore and Marty is a nigger.
Just filth.
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Anonymous No.213777636
>>213767642
>Manhunter
more like
>Manhandled
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Anonymous No.213777803
>>213773824
He should just have fucked his mom instead of going full retard to escape her
She was hot, she loved him....what is the issue?
Anonymous No.213778998 >>213779027
>>213768094
Imagine doing this only for the movie to flop.
Anonymous No.213779027
>>213778998
take a break, anon
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Anonymous No.213780050
>>213767275
SPBP
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Anonymous No.213780352 >>213781719 >>213787292
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>>213780632
goddamn
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Anonymous No.213780957
>>213773705
>Why the fuck would Ice Muthafuckin Cube be involved with this
No one with a triple digit IQ ever accused rappers of having good taste. Just look at the shite they produce and call ”music”
Anonymous No.213781203
>>213771233
Is this a film or just porn? Whatever it is, I would like the source.
Anonymous No.213781516 >>213781918 >>213784310
Anonymous No.213781529 >>213784166
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Anonymous No.213781719
>>213780352
i will now watch your slop
Anonymous No.213781808
>>213768094
What Megalopolis shit is that take?
Anonymous No.213781918
>>213781516
What movie is this? I'm getting into these lady kung fu ones lately.
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Anonymous No.213782400
>>213774402
Goa'uld Ship
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Anonymous No.213782870
>>213773450
This movie sucked so fucking much.
Anonymous No.213782913
>>213766935 (OP)
mmmmhummmmbaaarrrmmbaweeeeeeeer
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Anonymous No.213784122 >>213784310
>>213767642
>>213775169
I would never agree to do anything involving the glass. Especially if it's chink production.
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Anonymous No.213784166
>>213781529
Paperbag. Or eye mask.
Anonymous No.213784310
>>213784122
Plus this >>213781516
Anonymous No.213784429
>>213773419
>thought they were panties
>actually bodysuits
the betrayal!
Anonymous No.213784464
>>213768122
Based and cooked eggspilled
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Anonymous No.213785976 >>213787311 >>213790127
Anonymous No.213786010
I want to like Dune

I love the surreal worldbuilding

But DUNC just didn't click with me. Also it looks too drab and depressing for no reason
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Anonymous No.213786276 >>213786631 >>213787085 >>213791150
Anonymous No.213786386
>>213776476
I'm 31 and have a 3 month old daughter.

When it's older relatives visiting, it's always the woman that's more interested in the baby, it's almost like they're all trying to flex how good they are at calming the baby and putting her to sleep.

But when friends our age visit, it's almost always men who want to hold and play with her while the women just freak out about the childbirth process and ask my wife gory details.
Anonymous No.213786496
>/tv/ webms
>it's a diamond dozen coomer thread
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Anonymous No.213786631
>>213786276
Intriguing vocalization.
Anonymous No.213786776
>>213767329
Spaceballs
Anonymous No.213787085 >>213791112
>>213786276
is it really that easy, bros?
Anonymous No.213787200
>>213772627
lma why fathers are such fags
Anonymous No.213787292
>>213780352
creepy smol feet ewww
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Anonymous No.213787311 >>213790127
>>213785976
good sir, please sauce me for this is kino of high quality
Anonymous No.213787518
>>213771233
>when the mindbreak is so strong it carries over to real life
Anonymous No.213787554 >>213789712
>>213776395
>no sound
whats the point
Anonymous No.213787823 >>213788807
>>213768938
shit looks fucking gay and retarded
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Anonymous No.213788123
>>213771632
They would all act crazy as fuck but only the hot ones can get away with it so the mid girls try to tone it down
Anonymous No.213788421
>>213775943
this is why women shouldn't have rights
Anonymous No.213788807
>>213787823
>wanna fly but kept being pulled down
just like my dreams
Anonymous No.213789712
>>213787554
how new are you?
Anonymous No.213789742
>>213766935 (OP)
This is some 2008 Halo level cinema.
Why is this being shoveled as slop worthy enough for the big screen?
Anonymous No.213790127
>>213785976
>>213787311

This is Soviet LotR, you can find it on yt with Eng subs. It's more like a theatrical performance for TV rather than a movie, but with some hilariously bad "special effects" and outdoor shots.
It covers the first book and actually follows it's plot pretty accurately but also features some very questionable creative choices. Worth watching for lulz
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Anonymous No.213790565
>>213767343
This is insane lmao
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Anonymous No.213790732 >>213790839 >>213791201
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Anonymous No.213790839
>>213790732
Did he died?
Anonymous No.213791112
>>213787085
yes, literally every woman who smokes is a whore
Anonymous No.213791150 >>213791212 >>213791228 >>213791243
>>213786276
Why do women do blowjobs? There no erogenous zones in mouth so they dont get pleasure.
Anonymous No.213791201
>>213790732
Not such a good trick
Anonymous No.213791207 >>213791281
Anonymous No.213791212
>>213791150
they are wired to give men pleasure
Anonymous No.213791228
>>213791150
the pleasure they get is from sinning, because they're all sinners. why do you think there are 1000 times as many women as there are men in the porn industry
Anonymous No.213791243
>>213791150
It's for the man's pleasure, it's more of a submissive act
Anonymous No.213791281
>>213791207
finally, some good fucking webms/mp4s
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Anonymous No.213791598
>>213770972
>government appointed gf
>Black
Believable
>Attractive
No chance