The WebMs of /tv/ - Television & Film

>>213766935 (OP)
>CHEESBURGER CHEESBURGER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>213767293
Is this from an actual Space Odyssey or just a parody?

Why has the board of /tv/ not learned how to soundpost?

>>213767314
wooaaahhh

>>213766935 (OP)
All this to create the elite jobber squad.

>>213767314
umm movie title?

>>213767387
Akira was a disaster for cinema.

>>213767329
intro of spaceballs

>>213766935 (OP)
This movie looks so drab

>>213767642
Webms can really make good things look bad

>>213766935 (OP)
wait
are sardaukar all white?

>>213767642
What the hell was Mann smoking here?

>>213767711
IDK but he had Taken (2008) something for sure

>>213767642
>Duh Duh DuhDuhDuhDuh DEuweweeweuuuuh!

>>213767748
DIDN'T YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!

>>213767642
>Busch in the fridge
Based Graham

>>213767314
Why did Gnocchi kill him?
He didn't need to.

>>213766935 (OP)

>>213767831
the one that sticks with me is when he runs upstairs and plays hopscotch in the hallway

>>213767614
it's a desolate rain planet for a cult of psychopaths

>>213768021
because the actor was a cunt

d8wty

>>213767642
IN A GADDA DA VIDDA HONEY

>>213768057
but every scene I've seen from this movie looks drab no matter who are where it is.

>>213768074

>>213767343
The dad is literally me.

>>213767642
Manhunter is godly

>>213767642
>STRONG AS I AM!!!!!!

>>213767642
I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT

>>213767702
they're the emperor's finest

>>213768292
What was the guy's deal?

>>213767702
>make any bad guys BLACK? are you CRAZY?

>>213767343

>>213768385
>>213768361
>>213768292
>>213768265
Damn, this is so cool.
Sometimes it feels Americans forgot how to make movies like this.

>>213768415
Road rage.

>>213768755

>>213768737
>>213768759
>>213768796
>germans employ locals
>somehow they're the badguys
never liked that flick

>>213768938
is this new lol cinematic or something?

>>213768986

>>213769040

>>213769079
based

>>213769079
Pretending to miss the joke is also a joke.

>>213770135
You shall ride eternal... shiny and chrome...

>>213768938
this looks dog shit lol

This is what she's doing instead of Doomsday

>>213770321
stop watching porn, please

>>213770362
anon this is a blue board
i don't know why you're brining up porn

>>213770135
Nice

>>213770428

>>213768656
>Sometimes

We did

>>213768025
lmao how did I miss that in the cinema, I wonder if it were that obvious, delicious

>your government appointed gf has arrived

>>213768025
Surprised they didn't edit it for the home video release.

>>213771233
tf is this? sauce?

>>213771525
Why are the hot ones always the craziest?

>>213771632
god has a bad sense of humor

>>213768755
Checked. Based Ray.

>>213768122
why???

>>213771927
He just read his deceased daughter's journal and discovered his friend had raped her, causing her to commit suicide. He takes it well.

>>213767548
boardwalk empire s2e11 39:35

>>213768069
The Love Boat was such a kino tv show...

>>213768737
I can't believe General Ngubu destroyed Wakanda...

>>213772335
What the hell is that?

>>213768880
Wait until you find out who actually committed the atrocities (cutting hands and cannibalizing people) in Belgian Congo...

>>213768110
All jokes aside
Did anyone actually see this?
Is it really as bad as it looks?
Why the fuck would Ice Muthafuckin Cube be involved with this

>>213773705
It's fucking awful. I couldn't finish it.
Anons have claimed it's one of those SO BAD IT'S GOOD type movies. I respectfully disagree.

>>213767314
Jimmy was one of the most tragic characters in all of tv history. Rip

>>213768768
Who is that

>>213773925

>>213773990
literally me

>>213773705
Why are you acting like Ice Cube is above starring in bad movies?

90% of his output since 2000 is utter dogshit

where is this from anons?
some oldschool monster movie?

>>213774847
Rodan

>>213770321
liz is so ugly

>>213767314
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She's called "Ma", right? Right?

>>213768025
Beautiful.

>>213774900
Thanks anon!

>>213770135
We salute you.

>>213768755
bro went to the graveyard in firelink shrine instead of climbing up the steps to undead burg

>>213770972
>groid
Don't want it, send it back.

>>213771662
gah damn those are nice

>>213770972
i ordered a sochee

>>213774964
Hahaha lol

>>213766935 (OP)

>>213770905
Wow I would be fuckin terrified to do that scene. Silent era actors were really something else.

>>213775943
if a girl calls me sweetie or darling and isn't a waitress i assume she's flirting

>>213767602
they blew their load and mineon that effect

>>213767343
me on the left

>>213766935 (OP)
I don't say this often, but the new dunc movies are utterly soulless

>>213775943
women have literally no idea
men love holding babies
men love being called darling
the rest are just weird social hangups that any person could have

>>213776395
uhhh who is she?

asking for a friend

>>213776536
Movie is called Paprika

>>213775200
Suicide run for the Zweihander.
Everybody knows this.

>>213776476
This.
Calling someone darling, my love, babe etc is a term of endeerment and babies are cute, we are predisposed to like babies as they are cute for that reason, same way we like kittens and puppies, like we want to take care of them.
Roasties are delusional.

>>213773884
Jana Mahmoud

>>213771662
I've grown to hate this scene due to the faggot nigger lens coloring.
And the fact that she's a whore and Marty is a nigger.
Just filth.

>>213767642
>Manhunter
more like
>Manhandled

>>213773824
He should just have fucked his mom instead of going full retard to escape her
She was hot, she loved him....what is the issue?

>>213768094
Imagine doing this only for the movie to flop.

>>213778998
take a break, anon

>>213767275
SPBP

>>213780632
goddamn

>>213773705
>Why the fuck would Ice Muthafuckin Cube be involved with this
No one with a triple digit IQ ever accused rappers of having good taste. Just look at the shite they produce and call ”music”

>>213771233
Is this a film or just porn? Whatever it is, I would like the source.

>>213780352
i will now watch your slop

>>213768094
What Megalopolis shit is that take?

>>213781516
What movie is this? I'm getting into these lady kung fu ones lately.

>>213774402
Goa'uld Ship

>>213773450
This movie sucked so fucking much.

>>213766935 (OP)
mmmmhummmmbaaarrrmmbaweeeeeeeer

>>213767642
>>213775169
I would never agree to do anything involving the glass. Especially if it's chink production.

>>213781529
Paperbag. Or eye mask.

>>213784122
Plus this >>213781516

>>213773419
>thought they were panties
>actually bodysuits
the betrayal!

>>213768122
Based and cooked eggspilled

I want to like Dune

I love the surreal worldbuilding

But DUNC just didn't click with me. Also it looks too drab and depressing for no reason

>>213776476
I'm 31 and have a 3 month old daughter.

When it's older relatives visiting, it's always the woman that's more interested in the baby, it's almost like they're all trying to flex how good they are at calming the baby and putting her to sleep.

But when friends our age visit, it's almost always men who want to hold and play with her while the women just freak out about the childbirth process and ask my wife gory details.

>/tv/ webms
>it's a diamond dozen coomer thread

>>213786276
Intriguing vocalization.

>>213767329
Spaceballs

>>213786276
is it really that easy, bros?

>>213772627
lma why fathers are such fags

>>213780352
creepy smol feet ewww

>>213785976
good sir, please sauce me for this is kino of high quality

>>213771233
>when the mindbreak is so strong it carries over to real life

>>213776395
>no sound
whats the point

>>213768938
shit looks fucking gay and retarded

>>213771632
They would all act crazy as fuck but only the hot ones can get away with it so the mid girls try to tone it down

>>213775943
this is why women shouldn't have rights

>>213787823
>wanna fly but kept being pulled down
just like my dreams

>>213787554
how new are you?

>>213766935 (OP)
This is some 2008 Halo level cinema.
Why is this being shoveled as slop worthy enough for the big screen?

>>213785976
>>213787311

This is Soviet LotR, you can find it on yt with Eng subs. It's more like a theatrical performance for TV rather than a movie, but with some hilariously bad "special effects" and outdoor shots.
It covers the first book and actually follows it's plot pretty accurately but also features some very questionable creative choices. Worth watching for lulz

>>213767343
This is insane lmao

>>213790732
Did he died?

>>213787085
yes, literally every woman who smokes is a whore

>>213786276
Why do women do blowjobs? There no erogenous zones in mouth so they dont get pleasure.

>>213790732
Not such a good trick

>>213791150
they are wired to give men pleasure

>>213791150
the pleasure they get is from sinning, because they're all sinners. why do you think there are 1000 times as many women as there are men in the porn industry

>>213791150
It's for the man's pleasure, it's more of a submissive act

>>213791207
finally, some good fucking webms/mp4s

>>213770972
>government appointed gf
>Black
Believable
>Attractive
No chance