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Anonymous No.213769189 >>213769224 >>213769238 >>213769281 >>213769317 >>213769396 >>213769442 >>213769447 >>213769746 >>213769763 >>213769879 >>213769995 >>213770102 >>213770311 >>213771068 >>213771466 >>213771558 >>213771569 >>213771704 >>213772157 >>213772310 >>213772334 >>213772357 >>213772828 >>213773030 >>213773177 >>213773787 >>213774538
Now that the dust has settled
What's the verdict?
Anonymous No.213769220 >>213773637
A monumental waste of time and energy by everyone involved.
Anonymous No.213769222
Guilty of being worst Bond
Anonymous No.213769224
>>213769189 (OP)
Worst Bond, worst movies, ugliest looking Bond as well
Anonymous No.213769238 >>213769287 >>213769478
>>213769189 (OP)
bond is supposed to be a charismatic gentleman, not a scowling russian-mobster looking faggot
Anonymous No.213769281
>>213769189 (OP)
he isn't bond just like the black woman who replaced him
Anonymous No.213769287
>>213769238
He looked laughable in a tuxedo. Especially in Casino Royale and Skyfall. Embarrassing. The Daniel Craig era of James Bond proves we're in some bizarro reality. Not in a million years would someone like Daniel Craig be cast as James Bond and yet....he was.
Anonymous No.213769317
>>213769189 (OP)
Ah yes, the fake Bond for people who despise Bond and everything he represents and stands for as a character and media figure.
Anonymous No.213769396 >>213769444
>>213769189 (OP)
trash except for CR
Anonymous No.213769442 >>213769474 >>213769602
>>213769189 (OP)
It was a complete deconstruction and then subsequent rebuild and reaffirmation of the character. It really explored the characters pathos under a modern lens. Bond worked as a modern hero under the crushing hubris of a post 9/11 world.
Anonymous No.213769444
>>213769396
Everything about CR is good except Craig.
Anonymous No.213769447 >>213769640
>>213769189 (OP)
>Casino
Great
>Quantum of Solace
Wtf is that name? Mediocre
>Skyfall
Bad
>Spectre, No Time To Die
Godawful movies from the pits of hell. I did kinda like the opening sequence of Spectre but that's it.
Anonymous No.213769474 >>213769539 >>213769693
>>213769442
>then subsequent rebuild and reaffirmation of the character
Get raped, you ChatGPT using NPC shill faggot.
Anonymous No.213769478 >>213769522
>>213769238
>scowling russian-mobster looking faggot
couldn't make myself unsee this throughout the movies. 'here's that suave, handsome and sophisticated man'
Anonymous No.213769522 >>213769718
>>213769478
Somehow, Daniel Craig looked like an even more deformed Slav than even Putin. Look at his eye slits and fatter nose. Also his lips have more width and girth. Jesus H. Christ. This guy being cast as Bond and passed off as a sex symbol is one of the biggest mass media psyops ever.
Anonymous No.213769539 >>213769594
>>213769474
You're an absolutely vacuous imbecile. Go eat more popcorn and watch your silly little godzilla movies. Leave the real films for those of us that actually study the medium, kiddo.
Anonymous No.213769592 >>213769653 >>213769687
Casino Royale is very good
QoS and Skyfall are decent
The others are shit. That's literally it. Thread over. Dubs.
Anonymous No.213769594
>>213769539
>I'm better than you cause my identity is based on Jewish goyslop media that I take deathly seriously and critique and consume as if they were the highest of arts.
Your parents would be relieved when they get the news, you know that right?
Anonymous No.213769600 >>213769695
>No time to Die completely fucked up the lore so bad that studios are leaving the franchise dead for at least a decade

Its a shame how the IP fell
Anonymous No.213769602 >>213769693 >>213769780
>>213769442
thanks grok
Anonymous No.213769640 >>213769693
>>213769447
>Wtf is that name?
"Very Small Amount of Solace", like he's trying to scrape some small measure of peace after the events of the first movie, which is what that story is about. Not that it should have been, but that's all the title means.
Anonymous No.213769653
>>213769592
Quantum of Solace is the only good one. It's short and sweet and has all the Bond tropes without veering off into Moore/Brosnan territory. Casino Royale had too much filler distracting from the poker scenes and the others are garbage.
Anonymous No.213769687 >>213769848
>>213769592
quantum of solace sucked.
Anonymous No.213769693 >>213769735
>>213769640
see
>>213769602
>>213769474
Anonymous No.213769695 >>213772475
>>213769600
Checked and correct. Amazon MGM inherited a steaming, rotting corpse from Barbara after she thoroughly raped and killed it. They'll just have to pretend NTTD never happened and reboot Bond just like before. I think ATJ is a good start but Villeneuve as director makes it an automatic DOA.
Anonymous No.213769718
>>213769522
James Bond looking like a slav is perfect candidate. Ethan Hunt needs a mask to get in, even Macgyver. Also Agent 47 and John Wick also a brilliant idea.
Anonymous No.213769735 >>213769780
>>213769693
Go back twitterfaggot
Anonymous No.213769746 >>213769826
>>213769189 (OP)
Bond for the reddit MCU "every film is connected" audience. Somehow managed to be even worse than Brosnan's tenure
Anonymous No.213769763 >>213769826
>>213769189 (OP)
>the poker scenes
god i those were the worst part. changing it from Baccarat to Texas Hold 'em dated the film worse than MI2 using Limp Bizkit songs
Anonymous No.213769780
>>213769735
oops, meant for
>>213769602
Anonymous No.213769789 >>213769875
I'm Bond, James Bond, dude!
Anonymous No.213769826
>>213769746
>>213769763
Those movies are supremely dated, is what I realized rewatching them. They're so fucking indebted to their time period that they have no shelf life whatsoever. Whereas Brosnan's movies never beat me over the head with "THIS IS THE 90's THIS IS THE 90's" like Craig and his movies. NTTD having that COVID/BLM/vaxxine pozzed stench is the worst of them, obviously.
Anonymous No.213769844
only watched the first two and they sucked
Anonymous No.213769848
>>213769687
better than the last two though
Anonymous No.213769875
>>213769789
If this guy is cast as Bond, I will go Unabomber on Amazon.
Anonymous No.213769879
>>213769189 (OP)
Casino Royale is excellent. Quantum of Solace is a missed opportunity that indirectly led to everything running off the track. Skyfall is good but the beginning of an identity crisis. Spectre sucks. No Time to Die is just sort of boring.

Overall it's par for the course with Bond tenures, but that's extremely disappointing after Casino Royale.
Anonymous No.213769995 >>213770076
>>213769189 (OP)
Quantom of Solace is better if you watch it right after Casino Royale and consider it one movie. The rest of them have good parts about them but not good films. They never should've done a continuing storyline after Spectre.
Anonymous No.213770076 >>213770110
>>213769995
stupid post
Anonymous No.213770102 >>213770206
>>213769189 (OP)
there were fucking five of these?
Anonymous No.213770110
>>213770076
Your mom's a fag.
Anonymous No.213770206 >>213770266 >>213770319
>>213770102
yep and the last one was in 2021. they still havent made a new one or even cast a new Bond. it's nearly 2026.
Anonymous No.213770266 >>213770319
>>213770206
Amazon owns Bond now. It's already over.
Anonymous No.213770311 >>213770487 >>213770642 >>213770650
>>213769189 (OP)
>me
>watch all craig's bond films and think they're good enough.
>try to watch old bond films and found out there's only non athletic people playing a secret agent who's a killing machine, fights are non realistic and women have no agency, they're just accessories.
Anonymous No.213770319
>>213770206
>>213770266

holy autism
Anonymous No.213770487
>>213770311
dumb zoomer
Anonymous No.213770548 >>213771305
funnily enough casino royale is the best bond movie of all time and everything that succeeds it are the worst bond movies of all time
Anonymous No.213770642
>>213770311
>women have no agency, they're just accessories.
women today walk around with a boss bitch attitude pretending to have 'agency'. And we let them. then in a 'shit hit the fan' situation, it all reverts back. i find it endearing
Anonymous No.213770650
>>213770311
>the last bit about w*men
the bait was pretty good until you made it too obvious
Anonymous No.213770659 >>213771026
Skyfall ruined the Craig era, terrible derivative film that aged bond 20 years. There was nowhere to go from there. There should have been a recast after that.
Anonymous No.213771026
>>213770659
>2012 was the end of the dark and gritty era
>same year the Nolan Batman movies ended which spurred the Craig reboot to exist ended
>Craig finally has a gunbarrel sequence, a Q and a Moneypenny and a real M
>movie perfectly ends his arc and takes the series back to its set point as a send off
>continue with two more movies
they really didn't read the room at all
Anonymous No.213771068 >>213771345
>>213769189 (OP)
Casino Royale was phenomenal. Best Bond movie in decades. Sharply-directed, well-written, well-acted, light on gimmicks. Exactly what the series needed at the time.
Quantum of Solace was a misfire but at least it followed logically from what was established in CR. The series could have still been salvaged at this point.
It was Skyfall that derailed everything. It didn't build on what was established in CR and QOS, but felt like another reboot. The overall style and writing made it a shameless knock off of Nolan's Batman movies. Craig had none of the charisma he had in the first two, but looked distant and uncomfortable. And honestly, he never left this funk.
Spectre was basically Skyfall 2, only trying (and failing) to connect it to CR and QOS with the flimsiest of retcons. The whole movie is weightless and has an aura of pointlessness about it. The filmmakers simply didn't know what they were doing.
No Time To Die tried to right the wrongs of Spectre, but the damage was done. It spends half its runtime tying up loose ends and the other half bumping off major characters, including it hero. The writing is all over the place, characters behave schizophrenically, and the ending is a giant cockslap to the audience. It's probably the biggest "WTF were they thinking?" sequel since Alien 3.
tldr: the Craig era started off brilliantly but ended up as the worst era of the Bonds.
Anonymous No.213771305
>>213770548
>casino royale is the best bond movie of all time
Anonymous No.213771345 >>213772963
>>213771068
So, in conclusion, the Daniel Craig era of James Bond was a complete waste of time?
Anonymous No.213771419 >>213771460 >>213771532 >>213771884 >>213772012 >>213774315
CR 7/10
QoS 6/10
Skyfall 9/10, you can suck my dick if you disagree. It's the only innovative Bond in decades.

spectre and nttd can suck dicks in a garbage hellfire
Anonymous No.213771460 >>213771490
>>213771419
>It's the only innovative Bond in decades
Anonymous No.213771466
>>213769189 (OP)
I liked Cakino Royale. Skyfall was alright. Didn't care for the others at all.
Anonymous No.213771490 >>213771599
>>213771460
you can pretend it's not true but it is reality
Anonymous No.213771532 >>213771842
>>213771419
>innovative Bond
>the entire marketing for it was "THE BOND TROPES ARE BACK"
you can't make this shit up. people like you really exist.
Anonymous No.213771558
>>213769189 (OP)
They completely missed the point of Bond films.
Anonymous No.213771569
>>213769189 (OP)
1 and 2 were cool. the rest sucked ass
Anonymous No.213771599 >>213771842
>>213771490
your headcanon is not reality
Anonymous No.213771704
>>213769189 (OP)
The first 2 were good because they were a subversion of Bond. If you threw this character into the 21st century, he WOULD be a mass murdering psychopath.
The next 3 sucked because they didn't really sell the character as real though and i didnt care about M. Some fun action scenes but nothing was Bond anymore, each film just tried to ape the latest popular action film trends.
Anonymous No.213771774
Daniel Craig is one celebrity who's grave I will gladly piss on.
Anonymous No.213771842
>>213771532
I don't recall that marketing. Maybe you're retarded?

He barely gets any gadgets, stays in Britain for the remainder and the final boss comes to his house instead of the usual way Bond movies play out. It plays with the formula without upsetting it. Hence, innovative.

>>213771599
True, it's reality
Anonymous No.213771884 >>213771947
>>213771419
I liked skyfall but not for the action stuff. I liked the emotional development of Bond and M and then her fucking dying at the end, didn't see it coming. But to be honest it was a good way to see Densch off before she got too decrepit.
A lot of people hate on Skyfall, it could have done without the "bad guy gets caught on purpose" shit, but they really have no other way to make the bad guys seems smart.
Anonymous No.213771898
>the Craigschizo showed up after his daily gay bar sodomy session with Craig and is back shilling him on /tv/
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.213771947 >>213772086
>>213771884
>it could have done without the "bad guy gets caught on purpose" shit,
Bond movies are zeitgeist bottle-captures, and one of the memes at the time was that the le bad guy has an elaborate plan and wanting to be captured is part of said plan.
Anonymous No.213772012 >>213772129
>>213771419
>the only innovative Bond in decades
>it's just a silly rip off of the dark knight
The film is good looking and that's about it, it's not very good
Anonymous No.213772086
>>213771947
Skyfall was Bond trying to be The Dark Knight.
Anonymous No.213772129
>>213772012
>Moonraker is a ripoff of Star Wars
>License to Kill is a ripoff of Scarface
>Casino Royale is a ripoff of Bourne
>etc

You think you have a point, but you're a spastic tard.
Anonymous No.213772157
>>213769189 (OP)

Bond trying to be Jason Bourne with a rough unpolished agent and itΒ΄s shaky hand held cam. Honestly i take BrosnanΒ΄s Bond any day. I donΒ΄t care if the plots were over the top ridiculous. I like that he can drive a tank while drinking a martini or that he can take off a neoprene swimsuit off and have a completely dry suit with no signs of folds underneath. I believe in the gentleman Bond that can effortlessly bed any and all super model tier woman regardless of circumstance.
Anonymous No.213772310
>>213769189 (OP)
Skyfall is the only good one. Craig is gay and has zero chemistry with women, and like a homosexual, the only time he can fake chemistry is with a mother figure in Skyfall.
Casino Royale is fine but it's too transparently desperate to be Batman Begins/Bourne etc.
Anonymous No.213772334
>>213769189 (OP)
bond hasnt been good in like 50 years
time to move on
Anonymous No.213772357
>>213769189 (OP)
All trash.
Anonymous No.213772475
>>213769695
ATJ is a jew dumbass. Bond is supposed to be britisn
Anonymous No.213772578
5 movies over 20 years? What a lazy bum
Anonymous No.213772828 >>213772892
>>213769189 (OP)
Casino, Spectre = Kino
Skyfall = Ok
Quantum = Bad
No time = Woke
Anonymous No.213772892 >>213773014
>>213772828
>Spectre = Kino
stopped reading
Anonymous No.213772963
>>213771345
Not a complete waste of time due to CR, but looking back, if the price for CR's greatness was the shittiness of the rest of the era, maybe they could've cast someone else in CR instead of Craig, since a lot of bad ideas came from him after that movie.
Anonymous No.213773014 >>213773158
>>213772892
Filtered
Anonymous No.213773030
>>213769189 (OP)
1>3>2>5>4
Anonymous No.213773158
>>213773014
>seething
kek
Anonymous No.213773177 >>213773247
>>213769189 (OP)
>Casino Royale
Kino, easily top 3 Bond film

>Quantum of Solace
Utterly forgettable and charmless, average Bourne inspiried action flick

>Skyfall
Very good

>Spectre
Pretty bad with one of the worst plot twists of all time. It does get bonus points for making people realize Waltz is another one of Tarantino's one trick ponies

>No Time to Die
Only made because they couldn't be arsed to find a new Bond and it shows
Anonymous No.213773247 >>213773415
>>213773177
>easily top 3 Bond film
said only by people who haven't seen any other Bond film outside of Craiglop
Anonymous No.213773331
1a. Quantum of Solace
1b. Casino Royale
03. Spectre
04. No Time to Die
05. Skyfall

I could see someone switch 1a with 1b and 03 with 04, but Skyfall is objectively the worst of the Craig era.
Anonymous No.213773415
>>213773247
What's your top 3?
Anonymous No.213773637
>>213769220
This.
There's only 2 good James bonds.
Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan. And while I love Sean Connery, hell I'm named after him, Pierce Brosnan is the better Bond. He's leaner, lighter skinned, bigg blue eyes, and while Irish he can to a good English accent whereas Connery can't hide his Scottish accent well at all. Bond supposed to be a classy Englishman.

Daniel Craig has a tiny head, beady eyes, and blonde hair, and looks short.

James Bonde should have black hair, be 5ft10 (178cm) to 6ft3in (190cm) tall, and have a distinguished yet handsome face.

Daniel Craige looks like an adult Atreaus.
Anonymous No.213773787 >>213774422
>>213769189 (OP)
The last 3 movies were burdened with at the same time telling a continuous story but also celebrating some dumb fucking anniversary 50 years of Bond or the 25th movie so they had to do their fucking key-jangling bullshit.
I don't wanna see that fucking Aston Martin ever again.
Anonymous No.213774040
Jemuzu Bondo?
Anonymous No.213774315
>>213771419
Good takes. The hate boner here for Craig is pretty laughable despite his movies mostly being solid. It's mostly nonsensical faggy reasons to hate him anyway.

I'd still give Spectre like a 5 tho. NTTD was completely ass
Anonymous No.213774422
>>213773787
The continuous story was terribly done anyway, there was clearly no plan on how to actually progress and resolve it.

We're going from Bond being a rookie in Casino Royale/Quantum to three straight "I'm too old for this shit but I'm coming back from retirement for one last job" movies
Anonymous No.213774538
>>213769189 (OP)
I actually enjoyed all the Craig Bonds, but the last one I was mixed on.