Thread 213769623 - /tv/ [Archived: 66 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:40:07 PM No.213769623
Superman-Krypto-poster
Superman-Krypto-poster
md5: f30596cf4d323104e83e354117f13bbb๐Ÿ”
Admit it, you love the dog now
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:41:01 PM No.213769655
>>213769623 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:43:53 PM No.213769730
The dog is cute but so are most dogs. The movie is still a huge pile of shit and going "but look at muh puppy" won't sway me. I shan't be watching your goyslop capeshit; dog or no dog.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:56:16 PM No.213770073
>>213769655
based
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:20:54 PM No.213770775
>>213769623 (OP)
No, all it did was confirm that this movie was pure millennial slop.
>OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS, LOOK AT THE HECKING SUPER PUPPERINO
It also confirmed something that I always suspected: the more comic accurate a superhero movie is, the more stupid it gets. No wonder when these flicks were directed by men they were ashamed of the comics, only millennials amd gen Xers could tolerate such raw cringe.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:22:02 PM No.213770806
>>213769623 (OP)
I love all dogs.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:22:50 PM No.213770823
>Movie presents a dog as the annoying insufferable cunts most of them actually are

Pretty brave honestly. Made the movie a pain in the ass to watch though.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:24:16 PM No.213770867
>>213770775
Youโ€™re brown
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:26:22 PM No.213770921
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>>213769623 (OP)
She was the dog.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:26:23 PM No.213770922
>>213770867
No, I'm austrian. And I don't hate animals, is just the world isnt as stupidly obsessed with pets as americans.
People outside the USA want superhero movies to be cool, not lame as fuck, which they've been for more than a decade.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:27:39 PM No.213770961
I like real dogs not cgi abominations played by trannies. Gunn should have stopped being cheap and got a real dog. That is why #Supershit flopped.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:28:19 PM No.213770977
>>213770961
Why the fuck are you using hashtags on fucking 4chan.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:29:06 PM No.213770999
>>213770921

What are the chances she's a furry?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:30:33 PM No.213771029
>>213769623 (OP)
I could beat him
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:31:16 PM No.213771050
>>213770961
Just say youโ€™re an idiot
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:31:27 PM No.213771060
>>213770775
>Millennial slop
>Gen X music and cast
>Gen Z politics
Bro, you can't just say everything is "millennial" when you dislike it cus you sound like a retard.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:34:25 PM No.213771134
>>213770999
High chances. https://www.instagram.com/p/DNdK114OQy-/
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:36:00 PM No.213771175
>>213771060
>politics
What fucking politics? It was a dumbass superhero movie about awful actors dressing like clowns in front of a green screen.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:54:32 PM No.213771600
>>213769623 (OP)
I did
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:56:02 PM No.213771636
>>213770775
Why do thirdies hate dogs so much
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:56:33 PM No.213771652
>>213771175
It had a heavy allegory to Israel's genocide on Gaza, I don't know how the hell you could miss that unless you've avoided real life shit all your life
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:20:34 AM No.213772240
>>213769730
>hasn't watched kino
Sad
>>213769623 (OP)
Yes I was wrong, dog was awesome
>he's not even a very good one
;)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:23:24 AM No.213772320
Black-German-Shepherd
Black-German-Shepherd
md5: eb4a5bc444a1869f2477ab9dffb34629๐Ÿ”
>>213769623 (OP)
Would've been cooler if he was a German Shepherd
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:54:30 AM No.213772993
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GyZxLIeWgAQYq7T
md5: 4d2fec92de074f41465dfe770f2c0a7d๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:00:20 AM No.213773128
>>213769655
>Dogslop
Scoop up.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:01:53 AM No.213773162
>>213770775
Since when are dog stories millennial? Ever hear of Old Yeller?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:04:58 AM No.213773233
download
download
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>>213772993
Cute dog
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:11:58 AM No.213773407
>>213769730
>The dog is cute
nobody said this
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:19:39 AM No.213773568
Superman = US
Krypto = Israel
Cows = Palestinians
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:31:34 AM No.213773779
>>213769623 (OP)
the only funny thing in the movie is that just like in real life because a woman raised it the dog has bad behavior.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:32:38 AM No.213773807
>>213769623 (OP)
i want to fugg that sexy sexy dog
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:49:35 AM No.213774175
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Gye1SRXXoAAzc44
md5: 3c06836922b48be78c8be602ff4730d7๐Ÿ”
What course do I have to study to get this job?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:50:57 AM No.213775651
1755286254463150
1755286254463150
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>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:52:21 AM No.213775689
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1734303852455946
md5: 5275d52d492244c21a41c31c79544b3c๐Ÿ”
>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:55:09 AM No.213775759
IMG_7942
IMG_7942
md5: 61cad8d0eb0069037d21e62ffd8c9cd6๐Ÿ”
Donโ€™t get where you retards think Krypto wasnโ€™t an unruly dog from the start. That was entire gag of the character
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:57:00 AM No.213775811
IMG_7943
IMG_7943
md5: 4efb930b992ffaafa2ac8c9187c07cde๐Ÿ”
>>213775759
Replies: >>213780655
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:21:00 AM No.213776292
cute
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:27:54 AM No.213777816
>>213769623 (OP)
I like that everyone hated him except his owner.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:29:59 AM No.213777854
>>213769623 (OP)
IS THAT A HECKING PUPPERINO?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:55:44 AM No.213778456
>>213770921
does anyone have any pictures of her acting?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:59:22 AM No.213778538
This movie had some good moments but it also had the typical capeshit third act where everything has now turned into a Playstation game and nothing feels real at all so why would you possibly care what happens.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:06:16 AM No.213778704
he had SOVL
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:45:09 AM No.213779534
c32e6aae07fd97d8280a359e89447271
c32e6aae07fd97d8280a359e89447271
md5: 27203629b3c1c7501d7251bcf69fe585๐Ÿ”
>>213769623 (OP)
Krypto in Titans was better.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:48:51 AM No.213779606
>>213770922
Dogs are allowed in 90% of German and Austrian restaurants and less than 10% of American ones
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:52:01 AM No.213779650
1741176504980219
1741176504980219
md5: dbc5fd6b8e742198fd3607bcb11fbe50๐Ÿ”
Cats > Dogs
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:27 AM No.213779688
>>213769623 (OP)
I like him but I think that's because he looks just like my old dog, passed away in 2020. I miss that little bastard.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:54:17 AM No.213779707
I liked it, yeah. But maybe because I saw it for free
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:55:21 AM No.213779735
>>213769655
I'm honestly surprised Warner is still paying fags to shill the movie here still
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:58:45 AM No.213779813
>>213771175
The entire reason people fanboy over this movie are political:
>It has an allegory of Israel be a villain
>It's message is to be kind a hopeful, in rejection of Trump's hate (yes the fanboys actually say this)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:00:00 AM No.213779848
>>213779688
he looks like my first dog I had as a kid so I like him too, as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:03:37 AM No.213779914
>>213770921
oh she looks like a bitch alright
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:03:46 AM No.213779919
>>213769623 (OP)
Nope. Modeled after Gunn's dog, not even comic accurate. Only pedos love this Superflop movie. I'm glad Man Of Steel and Batman V Superman kicked this movies ass. Jurassic World Rebirth put it to shame as well. The Gunn Cultist Shills are seething.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:06:47 AM No.213779975
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>>213771175
>Superman isn't political
Chuds aren't known to have media literacy
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:00 AM No.213780042
>>213769623 (OP)
I'm a dog person but i hate the use of Krypto in this because its clearly a superfluous inclusion and attempt at emotional manipulation by Gunn to try to legitimize the movies existence.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:03 AM No.213780089
>>213780042
>the bad guy kicked the dog and then proceeded to put him in some containment chamber thing. oh I REALLY hate the bad guy now!!!
movie goers are so easy to emotionally manipulate
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:24:52 AM No.213780358
>>213770921
she looks like the type of girl that would be into petplay
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:26:50 AM No.213780404
You now remember that Krypto movie voiced by The Rock
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:29:01 AM No.213780462
Weed
Weed
md5: 4f17223d5df01d937747be2fcab346fc๐Ÿ”
>>213780358
She really does
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:34:46 AM No.213780602
1744068606754637
1744068606754637
md5: a8bb4bf8603376fc2fd265c13f750802๐Ÿ”
>>213769623 (OP)
I like humanity
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:37:30 AM No.213780655
>>213775811
Growing up I hated Mcguiness style, and yet, he mogs whatever passes as โ€œartistโ€ these days
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:38:01 AM No.213780662
>>213769623 (OP)
>dogberg
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:42:18 AM No.213780766
>>213779975
Tom Taylor's comics are terrible.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:58:49 AM No.213781142
give me 1 good reason why this was a bad movie without sounding like a retarded disillusioned little dipshit.

best superhero movie in years and I don't even like superman. imagine being so nihilistic and goon-brained that you can't even enjoy a clearly entertaining movie for a couple hours.
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Anonmous
8/18/2025, 7:07:19 AM No.213781317
>>213769623 (OP)
Its not a real dog.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:08:41 AM No.213781342
>>213780089
No im just talking about the upfront manipulation of:
>AWW CUTE HECKIN DOGGO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR THE DOGGO SHENANIGANS
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:09:44 AM No.213781364
>>213781142
The economy is collapsing, people are broke, and superheroes are just superfluous crybaby fag shit now.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:26:49 AM No.213781757
>>213769623 (OP)
A golden retriever would have been better.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:29:55 AM No.213781834
>>213779650
Enjoy the reduced sperm count Catfag.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:39:49 AM No.213782048
>>213780042
Whatever faggot. No director has had the balls to ever have Krypto or super pets. People were mocking the first poster of Superman and Krypton. Now youโ€™re saying it was a cheap ploy to get viewers.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:45:43 AM No.213782159
>>213779848
>as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks
I thought the movie was entertaining, but there are some major flaws that sour the whole thing to me (Superman's biological parents plot, Gunn fucked up the whole Krypton with that). The dog was surprisingly not as intrusive as I would've thought based on the trailers, and uses less so for "hey look, cute animal, buy plushie!" and more for just comedic relief, although the movie is pretty cartoony on it's own so that feels a bit redundant to have.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:49:03 AM No.213782226
It not even looks like a farm dog. They even cast the dog wrong BAKA.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:51:30 AM No.213782274
>>213769623 (OP)

Now that everyone knows that the motion-capture actor was a woman, yeah, probably.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:52:58 AM No.213782301
>>213774175

You probably have to take drama and theater and acting classes.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:18:50 AM No.213782843
what dog? it was all fucking awful CGI
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:20:33 AM No.213782877
>>213782301
Nah I have talent and big frontal body parts
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:21:48 AM No.213782896
yes
>>213769655
based still
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:37:55 AM No.213783177
1722943773682793
1722943773682793
md5: 83327a7d73f50a49e9a06752e45c1cc6๐Ÿ”
>>213769623 (OP)
I can't stop watching knotting videos help
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:40:56 AM No.213783225
>>213769655
Cringe.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:22:31 AM No.213783897
>>213780602
Liberals hate humanity, though.