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Anonymous No.213769623 >>213769655 >>213770775 >>213770806 >>213770921 >>213771029 >>213771600 >>213772240 >>213772320 >>213773779 >>213773807 >>213777816 >>213777854 >>213779534 >>213779688 >>213779919 >>213780042 >>213780602 >>213780662 >>213781317 >>213781757 >>213782274 >>213783177
Admit it, you love the dog now
Anonymous No.213769655 >>213770073 >>213773128 >>213779735 >>213782896 >>213783225
>>213769623 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up
Anonymous No.213769730 >>213772240 >>213773407
The dog is cute but so are most dogs. The movie is still a huge pile of shit and going "but look at muh puppy" won't sway me. I shan't be watching your goyslop capeshit; dog or no dog.
Anonymous No.213770073
>>213769655
based
Anonymous No.213770775 >>213770867 >>213771060 >>213771636 >>213773162
>>213769623 (OP)
No, all it did was confirm that this movie was pure millennial slop.
>OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS, LOOK AT THE HECKING SUPER PUPPERINO
It also confirmed something that I always suspected: the more comic accurate a superhero movie is, the more stupid it gets. No wonder when these flicks were directed by men they were ashamed of the comics, only millennials amd gen Xers could tolerate such raw cringe.
Anonymous No.213770806
>>213769623 (OP)
I love all dogs.
Anonymous No.213770823
>Movie presents a dog as the annoying insufferable cunts most of them actually are

Pretty brave honestly. Made the movie a pain in the ass to watch though.
Anonymous No.213770867 >>213770922
>>213770775
You’re brown
Anonymous No.213770921 >>213770999 >>213778456 >>213779914 >>213780358
>>213769623 (OP)
She was the dog.
Anonymous No.213770922 >>213779606
>>213770867
No, I'm austrian. And I don't hate animals, is just the world isnt as stupidly obsessed with pets as americans.
People outside the USA want superhero movies to be cool, not lame as fuck, which they've been for more than a decade.
Anonymous No.213770961 >>213770977 >>213771050
I like real dogs not cgi abominations played by trannies. Gunn should have stopped being cheap and got a real dog. That is why #Supershit flopped.
Anonymous No.213770977
>>213770961
Why the fuck are you using hashtags on fucking 4chan.
Anonymous No.213770999 >>213771134
>>213770921

What are the chances she's a furry?
Anonymous No.213771029
>>213769623 (OP)
I could beat him
Anonymous No.213771050
>>213770961
Just say you’re an idiot
Anonymous No.213771060 >>213771175
>>213770775
>Millennial slop
>Gen X music and cast
>Gen Z politics
Bro, you can't just say everything is "millennial" when you dislike it cus you sound like a retard.
Anonymous No.213771134
>>213770999
High chances. https://www.instagram.com/p/DNdK114OQy-/
Anonymous No.213771175 >>213771652 >>213779813 >>213779975
>>213771060
>politics
What fucking politics? It was a dumbass superhero movie about awful actors dressing like clowns in front of a green screen.
Anonymous No.213771600
>>213769623 (OP)
I did
Anonymous No.213771636
>>213770775
Why do thirdies hate dogs so much
Anonymous No.213771652
>>213771175
It had a heavy allegory to Israel's genocide on Gaza, I don't know how the hell you could miss that unless you've avoided real life shit all your life
Anonymous No.213772240
>>213769730
>hasn't watched kino
Sad
>>213769623 (OP)
Yes I was wrong, dog was awesome
>he's not even a very good one
;)
Anonymous No.213772320
>>213769623 (OP)
Would've been cooler if he was a German Shepherd
Anonymous No.213772993 >>213773233
Anonymous No.213773128
>>213769655
>Dogslop
Scoop up.
Anonymous No.213773162
>>213770775
Since when are dog stories millennial? Ever hear of Old Yeller?
Anonymous No.213773233 >>213775651 >>213775689
>>213772993
Cute dog
Anonymous No.213773407
>>213769730
>The dog is cute
nobody said this
Anonymous No.213773568
Superman = US
Krypto = Israel
Cows = Palestinians
Anonymous No.213773779
>>213769623 (OP)
the only funny thing in the movie is that just like in real life because a woman raised it the dog has bad behavior.
Anonymous No.213773807
>>213769623 (OP)
i want to fugg that sexy sexy dog
Anonymous No.213774175 >>213782301
What course do I have to study to get this job?
Anonymous No.213775651
>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart
Anonymous No.213775689
>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart.
Anonymous No.213775759 >>213775811
Don’t get where you retards think Krypto wasn’t an unruly dog from the start. That was entire gag of the character
Anonymous No.213775811 >>213780655
>>213775759
Anonymous No.213776292
cute
Anonymous No.213777816
>>213769623 (OP)
I like that everyone hated him except his owner.
Anonymous No.213777854
>>213769623 (OP)
IS THAT A HECKING PUPPERINO?
Anonymous No.213778456
>>213770921
does anyone have any pictures of her acting?
Anonymous No.213778538
This movie had some good moments but it also had the typical capeshit third act where everything has now turned into a Playstation game and nothing feels real at all so why would you possibly care what happens.
Anonymous No.213778704
he had SOVL
Anonymous No.213779534
>>213769623 (OP)
Krypto in Titans was better.
Anonymous No.213779606
>>213770922
Dogs are allowed in 90% of German and Austrian restaurants and less than 10% of American ones
Anonymous No.213779650 >>213781834
Cats > Dogs
Anonymous No.213779688 >>213779848
>>213769623 (OP)
I like him but I think that's because he looks just like my old dog, passed away in 2020. I miss that little bastard.
Anonymous No.213779707
I liked it, yeah. But maybe because I saw it for free
Anonymous No.213779735
>>213769655
I'm honestly surprised Warner is still paying fags to shill the movie here still
Anonymous No.213779813
>>213771175
The entire reason people fanboy over this movie are political:
>It has an allegory of Israel be a villain
>It's message is to be kind a hopeful, in rejection of Trump's hate (yes the fanboys actually say this)
Anonymous No.213779848 >>213782159
>>213779688
he looks like my first dog I had as a kid so I like him too, as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks
Anonymous No.213779914
>>213770921
oh she looks like a bitch alright
Anonymous No.213779919
>>213769623 (OP)
Nope. Modeled after Gunn's dog, not even comic accurate. Only pedos love this Superflop movie. I'm glad Man Of Steel and Batman V Superman kicked this movies ass. Jurassic World Rebirth put it to shame as well. The Gunn Cultist Shills are seething.
Anonymous No.213779975 >>213780766
>>213771175
>Superman isn't political
Chuds aren't known to have media literacy
Anonymous No.213780042 >>213780089 >>213782048
>>213769623 (OP)
I'm a dog person but i hate the use of Krypto in this because its clearly a superfluous inclusion and attempt at emotional manipulation by Gunn to try to legitimize the movies existence.
Anonymous No.213780089 >>213781342
>>213780042
>the bad guy kicked the dog and then proceeded to put him in some containment chamber thing. oh I REALLY hate the bad guy now!!!
movie goers are so easy to emotionally manipulate
Anonymous No.213780358 >>213780462
>>213770921
she looks like the type of girl that would be into petplay
Anonymous No.213780404
You now remember that Krypto movie voiced by The Rock
Anonymous No.213780462
>>213780358
She really does
Anonymous No.213780602 >>213783897
>>213769623 (OP)
I like humanity
Anonymous No.213780655
>>213775811
Growing up I hated Mcguiness style, and yet, he mogs whatever passes as β€œartist” these days
Anonymous No.213780662
>>213769623 (OP)
>dogberg
Anonymous No.213780766
>>213779975
Tom Taylor's comics are terrible.
Anonymous No.213781142 >>213781364
give me 1 good reason why this was a bad movie without sounding like a retarded disillusioned little dipshit.

best superhero movie in years and I don't even like superman. imagine being so nihilistic and goon-brained that you can't even enjoy a clearly entertaining movie for a couple hours.
Anonmous No.213781317
>>213769623 (OP)
Its not a real dog.
Anonymous No.213781342
>>213780089
No im just talking about the upfront manipulation of:
>AWW CUTE HECKIN DOGGO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR THE DOGGO SHENANIGANS
Anonymous No.213781364
>>213781142
The economy is collapsing, people are broke, and superheroes are just superfluous crybaby fag shit now.
Anonymous No.213781757
>>213769623 (OP)
A golden retriever would have been better.
Anonymous No.213781834
>>213779650
Enjoy the reduced sperm count Catfag.
Anonymous No.213782048
>>213780042
Whatever faggot. No director has had the balls to ever have Krypto or super pets. People were mocking the first poster of Superman and Krypton. Now you’re saying it was a cheap ploy to get viewers.
Anonymous No.213782159
>>213779848
>as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks
I thought the movie was entertaining, but there are some major flaws that sour the whole thing to me (Superman's biological parents plot, Gunn fucked up the whole Krypton with that). The dog was surprisingly not as intrusive as I would've thought based on the trailers, and uses less so for "hey look, cute animal, buy plushie!" and more for just comedic relief, although the movie is pretty cartoony on it's own so that feels a bit redundant to have.
Anonymous No.213782226
It not even looks like a farm dog. They even cast the dog wrong BAKA.
Anonymous No.213782274
>>213769623 (OP)

Now that everyone knows that the motion-capture actor was a woman, yeah, probably.
Anonymous No.213782301 >>213782877
>>213774175

You probably have to take drama and theater and acting classes.
Anonymous No.213782843
what dog? it was all fucking awful CGI
Anonymous No.213782877
>>213782301
Nah I have talent and big frontal body parts
Anonymous No.213782896
yes
>>213769655
based still
Anonymous No.213783177
>>213769623 (OP)
I can't stop watching knotting videos help
Anonymous No.213783225
>>213769655
Cringe.
Anonymous No.213783897
>>213780602
Liberals hate humanity, though.