Thread 213769623

Admit it, you love the dog now

>>213769623 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up

The dog is cute but so are most dogs. The movie is still a huge pile of shit and going "but look at muh puppy" won't sway me. I shan't be watching your goyslop capeshit; dog or no dog.

>>213769655
based

>>213769623 (OP)
No, all it did was confirm that this movie was pure millennial slop.
>OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS, LOOK AT THE HECKING SUPER PUPPERINO
It also confirmed something that I always suspected: the more comic accurate a superhero movie is, the more stupid it gets. No wonder when these flicks were directed by men they were ashamed of the comics, only millennials amd gen Xers could tolerate such raw cringe.

>>213769623 (OP)
I love all dogs.

>Movie presents a dog as the annoying insufferable cunts most of them actually are

Pretty brave honestly. Made the movie a pain in the ass to watch though.

>>213770775
You’re brown

>>213769623 (OP)
She was the dog.

>>213770867
No, I'm austrian. And I don't hate animals, is just the world isnt as stupidly obsessed with pets as americans.
People outside the USA want superhero movies to be cool, not lame as fuck, which they've been for more than a decade.

I like real dogs not cgi abominations played by trannies. Gunn should have stopped being cheap and got a real dog. That is why #Supershit flopped.

>>213770961
Why the fuck are you using hashtags on fucking 4chan.

>>213770921

What are the chances she's a furry?

>>213769623 (OP)
I could beat him

>>213770961
Just say you’re an idiot

>>213770775
>Millennial slop
>Gen X music and cast
>Gen Z politics
Bro, you can't just say everything is "millennial" when you dislike it cus you sound like a retard.

>>213770999
High chances. https://www.instagram.com/p/DNdK114OQy-/

>>213771060
>politics
What fucking politics? It was a dumbass superhero movie about awful actors dressing like clowns in front of a green screen.

>>213769623 (OP)
I did

>>213770775
Why do thirdies hate dogs so much

>>213771175
It had a heavy allegory to Israel's genocide on Gaza, I don't know how the hell you could miss that unless you've avoided real life shit all your life

>>213769730
>hasn't watched kino
Sad
>>213769623 (OP)
Yes I was wrong, dog was awesome
>he's not even a very good one
;)

>>213769623 (OP)
Would've been cooler if he was a German Shepherd

>>213769655
>Dogslop
Scoop up.

>>213770775
Since when are dog stories millennial? Ever hear of Old Yeller?

>>213772993
Cute dog

>>213769730
>The dog is cute
nobody said this

Superman = US
Krypto = Israel
Cows = Palestinians

>>213769623 (OP)
the only funny thing in the movie is that just like in real life because a woman raised it the dog has bad behavior.

>>213769623 (OP)
i want to fugg that sexy sexy dog

What course do I have to study to get this job?

>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart

>>213773233
She looks like an exceptionally good and warm person. That smile has a lot of heart.

Don’t get where you retards think Krypto wasn’t an unruly dog from the start. That was entire gag of the character

cute

>>213769623 (OP)
I like that everyone hated him except his owner.

>>213769623 (OP)
IS THAT A HECKING PUPPERINO?

>>213770921
does anyone have any pictures of her acting?

This movie had some good moments but it also had the typical capeshit third act where everything has now turned into a Playstation game and nothing feels real at all so why would you possibly care what happens.

he had SOVL

>>213769623 (OP)
Krypto in Titans was better.

>>213770922
Dogs are allowed in 90% of German and Austrian restaurants and less than 10% of American ones

Cats > Dogs

>>213769623 (OP)
I like him but I think that's because he looks just like my old dog, passed away in 2020. I miss that little bastard.

I liked it, yeah. But maybe because I saw it for free

>>213769655
I'm honestly surprised Warner is still paying fags to shill the movie here still

>>213771175
The entire reason people fanboy over this movie are political:
>It has an allegory of Israel be a villain
>It's message is to be kind a hopeful, in rejection of Trump's hate (yes the fanboys actually say this)

>>213779688
he looks like my first dog I had as a kid so I like him too, as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks

>>213770921
oh she looks like a bitch alright

>>213769623 (OP)
Nope. Modeled after Gunn's dog, not even comic accurate. Only pedos love this Superflop movie. I'm glad Man Of Steel and Batman V Superman kicked this movies ass. Jurassic World Rebirth put it to shame as well. The Gunn Cultist Shills are seething.

>>213771175
>Superman isn't political
Chuds aren't known to have media literacy

>>213769623 (OP)
I'm a dog person but i hate the use of Krypto in this because its clearly a superfluous inclusion and attempt at emotional manipulation by Gunn to try to legitimize the movies existence.

>>213780042
>the bad guy kicked the dog and then proceeded to put him in some containment chamber thing. oh I REALLY hate the bad guy now!!!
movie goers are so easy to emotionally manipulate

>>213770921
she looks like the type of girl that would be into petplay

You now remember that Krypto movie voiced by The Rock

>>213780358
She really does

>>213769623 (OP)
I like humanity

>>213775811
Growing up I hated Mcguiness style, and yet, he mogs whatever passes as “artist” these days

>>213769623 (OP)
>dogberg

>>213779975
Tom Taylor's comics are terrible.

give me 1 good reason why this was a bad movie without sounding like a retarded disillusioned little dipshit.

best superhero movie in years and I don't even like superman. imagine being so nihilistic and goon-brained that you can't even enjoy a clearly entertaining movie for a couple hours.

>>213769623 (OP)
Its not a real dog.

>>213780089
No im just talking about the upfront manipulation of:
>AWW CUTE HECKIN DOGGO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR THE DOGGO SHENANIGANS

>>213781142
The economy is collapsing, people are broke, and superheroes are just superfluous crybaby fag shit now.

>>213769623 (OP)
A golden retriever would have been better.

>>213779650
Enjoy the reduced sperm count Catfag.

>>213780042
Whatever faggot. No director has had the balls to ever have Krypto or super pets. People were mocking the first poster of Superman and Krypton. Now you’re saying it was a cheap ploy to get viewers.

>>213779848
>as an individual character though I still think the movie sucks
I thought the movie was entertaining, but there are some major flaws that sour the whole thing to me (Superman's biological parents plot, Gunn fucked up the whole Krypton with that). The dog was surprisingly not as intrusive as I would've thought based on the trailers, and uses less so for "hey look, cute animal, buy plushie!" and more for just comedic relief, although the movie is pretty cartoony on it's own so that feels a bit redundant to have.

It not even looks like a farm dog. They even cast the dog wrong BAKA.

>>213769623 (OP)

Now that everyone knows that the motion-capture actor was a woman, yeah, probably.

>>213774175

You probably have to take drama and theater and acting classes.

what dog? it was all fucking awful CGI

>>213782301
Nah I have talent and big frontal body parts

yes
>>213769655
based still

>>213769623 (OP)
I can't stop watching knotting videos help

>>213769655
Cringe.

>>213780602
Liberals hate humanity, though.