Thread 213770529

HOH: Rachel
Noms: Vinny, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren

previously on /bb/: >>213765237

first for egg

LEFT CURSE MUST CONTINUE

I don’t like American cheese slices.

>>213770565
MICK FINITO

>>213770565
it will so long as ropes doesn't win blockbuster
she's finished if she's left otb thursday

>>213770565
Mickey genuinely can go this week but I don’t see Ava or Lauren going next week

>>213770552
egg

>>213770578
They seem to want the Chilltown archetype too. Two hotshots who have all the best lines, get all the best moments, always get their way and everyone else just exists for them.

>>213770652
>Wall HOH
>Morgan wins (yay)
>Keanu/Kelley/Rachel noms
>Keanu wins POV
>Lauren replacement
>Kelley wins BB
>House decides they simply must bring Rachel to jury so she can't see her kids

>>213770652
yeah I just don't see a nom combo where either of them are going home right now
like maybe will? but literally no one is putting him up otb for a while yet

Let’s make the BB Blockbuster more interesting…. Vote to evict before the competition, player who wins gets immunity from any votes cast against them. If all votes are for that houseguest the HOH cast a sole vote to evict out of the remaining two

Vince might take a shot at Ava/Will/Ashley noms, considering Ava is the one who put him up
If it's Ava/Will OTB after BB, the rodent is done

>>213770680
they just want bb6/7 back.
i do find it funny that they loved evel dick way back, and they hated rachel on bb12 but love her now.

>>213770790
meh, I like the simplicity of voting for one of two noms
survivor bugs me with the "we need to put 3 votes on this person and 2 votes on this person in case of an idol" bullshit

>>213770749
When I first saw this I thought she was hissing like a cat in the beginning

>>213770795
I feel like he'd put rachel up instead of will though
it's why will WONT be leaving that house anytime soon. everyone has way too many grudges and targets to just chuck him up for no reason

i went out to tan in my backyard like the houseguests

>lauren is your gf
>she packs you lunch for your blue collar job
>hard day at work
>finally lunch time
>opens brown paper bag
>apple, warm soda, and sandwich
>sandwich consists of kroger brand ham slices, american cheese from a packet, and a smear of mayo
>life is good

>Wont Progress report:
He hasn't moved

>>213770951
>angela

kek no

>>213770951
Angela was a production plant.

>>213770951
>jojo
n-bomb what?
Libra and Keesha deserve to be there over Dan

>>213770951
who this?

>>213771040
Angela BB20 I think

>>213770951
both angelas? no amanda z?????

>>213771040
looks like bb12 kirsten

>>213771040
looks like the hottest photo of audrey ever taken

>>213771040
instagram angela

>>213770951
what did russell do? go against jeff and that's it?

>>213771057
laruen is even darker than morgan

>>213771051
>>213771087
oh ok

CUNT

>>213771118
He terrorized Ronnie the Rat that one week, got into with Chima, Jordan lmao
I think Russell got into it with everyone

>>213771118
Russell was a human pitbull who went after everyone that pissed him off. He initiated the huge Ronnie callout by essentially calling an impromptu house meeting and had another memorable blowout where him and Chima were screaming in each other's faces

>>213771156
Mugshot shawty Janelle <3

>>213770795
>Vince might take a shot at Ava
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>213771163
>>213771186
weird, i never thought of him as a villain kek

>>213770951
>that time jase didn't get into leafland bb
international waters villain season never ever

>>213770951
wasn't dan's whole thing not being confrontational and playing in the shadows and then striking like a snake?

Lauren has never snorted coke

>>213771254
RIP Nikki :(

Doesn't Kelley "practice witchcraft"

>>213771354
really? isnt the practice of witchcraft strictly forbidden in the quran?

>>213771457
And now why would a graphic designer from SD want a copy of the quran?

>>213771506
think she said her previous boyfriend of 7 years was a muslim. cant remember if she said she was going to convert or that his family wanted her to convert

>>213771055
they have to pretend 15 doesn't exist due to all the chuddery infecting it

>>213771554
Weird shit fitting for a weird ass bitch.

>>213771554
his family wanted her to convert but she didn't really want to

I’m gonna be so pissed when the house isn’t sad when they evict Kelley and someone says “finally” or some shit

>>213771591
deliberately telling production my fav seasons are 9, 15, OTT, 21

>>213771661
They're used to that bit. What would weird them out is reciting the BB4 boot order.

keanu telling vince that it'd be best for lauren not to use veto. its best to get mickey out this week when they have the chance

>>213771843
Is this a Pluplu ad?

>>213771837
I'm prepping for the worst of ropes winning blockbuster because she's so obviously finito if she doesn't and we haven't even done the veto ceremony yet

>>213771871
Unless the BB is Atlanta hotspots trivia she ain't winnin jack

>>213770951
Lol I love Will but he would absolutely start shit and then run away if he could. All the clips of him in conflict are people yelling at him and him apologizing.

>>213771871
>>213771919
im sorta thinking vince has it locked up. he did decent in last weeks. morgan and mickey probably going to be super nervous because they know its do or die

>>213771954
Vince might do well
Keanu confirming that Morgan crumbles under pressure and that she gave up in veto competition cements that she's not the comp-beast she brags about.

>>213771954
A basket case like Morgan does not handle pressure well so the BB is essentially down to Rope and Vince.

since we're in a bit of a lull feedswise with them soaking up the sun
in a hypothetical world where keanu went last week instead of zach, do you think zach would have told lauren and vince about his power?

>>213772066
morgan will have the power of zach's toothbrush in her pocket for goodluck

>>213772146
It would have gotten out eventually that he had the power and it would have made him a bigger target.

>>213772146
zach was planning on just telling the melting pot, so he would have told vince

>>213772146
most likely. If he told ropes, of all people. He would've for sure told them.

>>213772241
I think if he stuck to only telling morgan vince and lauren he could've genuinely kept it quiet though they for sure would've hooked him into some retarded scheme where he had to use it for them.
with ropes knowing yeah it would've spread to the entire house soon enough.

>>213772146
it definitely would have leaked to the whole house

>>213770552
Egssellent post

I know I'm getting older when I find vince pretty attractive especially without his beanie

>>213770552
rip Reneggades

you know kat hass got no simps when her ass it like this and there's not a cap in sight kek

>>213772226
It will be like he is still competing.

>>213772343
He has really nice hair and good bone structure, if he altered his style a bit he would be a catch

>>213772415
im not watching rn

>>213772343
fag

>>213772343
too skinny

>>213772489
im a girl

Comfy DnD talk with Keanu and Rachel right now

>>213772489
damn straight
heh

>>213772343
Vince is my favourite to watch in terms of mannerisms. There's something fascinating about watching him stress eat a packet of chips

>>213772517
wish we could get some actual d&d play in the house, that'd be comfykino

keanu d&d kino

>>213772665
she looks like that teacher who is actually the devil in disguise from that one x files episode

>>213772459
American cheese? Really?

>>213772723
you're acting like they can go to the store and buy something else?

>>213772723
leave lauren alone. she likes her american cheese

>>213772752
You can't request real cheese?

>>213771554
Based who wants some boy with a dumb beard and no foreskin.
>>213772645
>So get this, we're calling it "porn" and all the teenagers and freaky weird cats are gonna love it. People have sex and we put it on camera! Heall yeas we do babe. Can you imagine fucking a guy with a 12 inch dick? That's like a donkey but I am not too much smaller. Want to be a star with me babe?

>>213772777
the sevens speak
but yeah they could but none of these people cook besides rachel and ropes, and neither of them are that good at it (rachel, lest we forget, was on worst cooks in america back in the day)

Death Cab was wack but Postal Service is an aughts classic

he looks weird without his beanie

>>213772752
If I were the guy that bought groceries I’d buy so many kinds of different sliced cheeses (use my own money so production doesn’t get pissed) and sneak them in for Lauren. Then I’d watch the feeds for free on Pluto tv on my phone and watch Lauren enjoy all the cheeses I got her

>>213772870
Who mentioned Death Cab?

>>213772870
pure retard take

>>213772912
Vincenzo

>>213772912
morgan asked vinny if he knew about death cab for cutie

>>213772893
based

>>213772922
Livejournal-core

>>213772931
So he has faggy taste in music.

>>213771290
genuinely such a highlight during her time in bbcan, loved one of the pax brothers crush on her. I was devastated when I learned how she died, and the nature of it

>>213772893
lauren probably only eats american cheese or cheddar cheese, her taste is extremely is basic like a 7 year old. she also mentioned she's never eaten apple pie before because she's super picky

>keanu: i talked to mickey and said vince has burned me too many times so his usefulness to me is no more
>rachel: you really said that?
>keanu: yeah, i want her to believe me
>rachel: why do you say stuff like that, its so messy, what if she tells vince about that
>keanu: what do you think im stupid? thats the first thing i did is go and tell vince i said that
>rachel: thats so messy

>>213773037
hail to the king

>>213773037
they need a show

>>213773037
based

1 HOUR

>>213773021
I wonder if she knows that eating a slice of American cheese on apple pie is common

>>213773119
i need to go get snacks

>we're celebrities now
No the fuck you aren't lmao

>>213773119
Sunday episodes are usually so lame. I’m preparing to be bored but hopefully they show Kelley say “welcome to the block” or whatever

>>213773119
sunday eps are so meh

>>213773151
it was obv a joke

>>213773151
Who said that? Can someone post the pic with the amount of followers each of them had on IG before going in the house? I wanna see who has gained the moss

>>213773132
i would like to eat her apple pie with cheese if you know what im saying

>>213772343
beanieless vince is the most attractive male. he's got a nice face and an awesome profile. he's too thin and his skinny little legs are gross but whatever.

>>213773420
It's because he has pure genes.

>>213773132
what? you mean that kraft single stuff or real cheddar?

>>213773480
kek nice

>>213773446
People use both. Pretty popular item in diners

simpmode finally going to smother himself?
good riddance

>>213773535
>kraft single with apple pie
nani the fuck???
no you use real cheddar you fucking disgusting cretins

>>213773480
Kek

>>213773480
lol thats a good one

has vince even asked lauren to use the veto on him?

>>213773607
he did and she basically stonewalled him which was as good as a no

kat has no insight into the numbers she just doesnt want lauren to use the veto so she or rylie arent the renom.

lauren saying she might use the veto to kat? doesn't really make sense for her to be lying here when kat and her already talked yesterday and kat was pushing her not using it
key though is she wants to talk to rachel and get an idea who renom would be

of course lauren will start talking to people when the episode is about to start kek

>at this point i think it would be worse to not use it

LETS GO

>>213773756
who would rachel nom as the replacement? ashley?

he did it again
oh the tangled webs he weaves

Lauren is secretly smart

>>213773805
we have no idea and she's basically told people she has no plan for renoms

>>213773684
She is talking to kat to try to decide if she wants to use the veto or not

>>213773805
i dont know, i dont really care. i just want her to be put in the position to do another renom. its more entertaining

countdown until keanu accidentally says something that offends rachel

>>213773843
Kat asking her not to use it as they have votes.

think about how un-cute this season would be without lauren and kat

>>213773873
kat provides nothing

>>213773805
I'm thinking kelley

THE WALK

are rachel and lauren finally talking???

>>213773888
That’s what I’m worried about too. The house would be fine with it since she’s pissed off basically everyone the past few days

FUN IN THE SUN

Rachel/Lauren incoming

kek enough with the small talk just get to the point

>>213773914
LOOK AT MEME

Cory said he preferred Blue’s cooking style over Dud’s in the BB house

LAUREN MOVE YOU MIC FFS its making crackling noises

this bs rachel is spewing is so phoney

>>213774022
kek they finally got her

THANK YOU

I don’t think I could emotionally take BB because I always want people to like me and if they voted me out it could mean otherwise. Also then hearing what people said about me behind my back would make me really sad. God I could really go for some chicken salad right now

What if after the show is over Lauren starts dating a woman?

>>213774078
you just gotta talk the most shit about all of them behind their backs so they are the ones shocked when they get out

lauren said she needs to get into "think-mode"

kek lauren wants to be done and rachel keeps prying

>>213774133
Is she making fun of Asian people?

>>213774148
literally dyel body

>>213774149
yeah it was right after zach got evicted

>>213774149
yeah, zach gave her the pass after he left

>>213774148
My body is built the same way

>>213774100
then i was right all along

Vince is going to be pissed and think Rachel threatened Lauren into not using the veto

>>213774174
start lifting. then again vince landed a slampig latina so maybe don't lift

>>213774148
I'm starting to think Vince has a nice sized cock.

lauren NOOOOO. pushing keanu and kelley is a no go

Just logged in, is she using it or not?

>>213774232
as of right now, no

>>213774232
negatory

trying to extract information about lauren must be so painful

>>213774232
She hasn't decided

rachel trying her hardest to make lauren string a sentence together

>>213774148
vince is body-ody

kek it got too awkward and she had to bail

SHES SO CUTE

>>213774304
>silence
>yeah I don't know
>i'm trying to think
>silence

>>213774304
>>213774335

>>213774148
you're gay if you wouldn't fuck her

the only topic lauren didn't 404 on is love island

its ok to throw a slice of american cheese in with a box of kraft mac and cheese

lauren cutting it short right before the episode starts <33

>>213774343
she looks like a crow or a hawk

so i missed that whole rachel / lauren convo. what was the vibe?

showfag reporting in to make uninformed but sometimes amusing comments

JULIE LOOKIN GOOD

>>213774390
typical lauren shit
im not gonna use it but theres a tiny chance i might use it
i dont know also yeah i just dont know

FEEDFAGS OUT !!!!

Rachel made a good choice telling Lauren she wants to figure out who the renom would be with Lauren’s help and to make that decision together. That ought to scare Lauren a little bit.

>>213774390
same ol same ol

>im thinking of either not using it or... i might use it

BRAVO

>>213774390
awks

>>213774386
Hawk with some excess weight

>talking to someone who isn't on the block about using veto or not
that's a choice

why does Julie wear the same outfit before every non Thursday episode

>>213774363
Ballet too.

LOOKIN GOOD JULIE

ANNOUNCERGUY SOUNDING GOOD

>keanu got an enormous ass
lmao based

>>213774447
It's a pretaped commercial genius

>>213774390
lauren said she was leaning to not using veto
then rachel tried to talk some guy and lauren did her usual "umms" and "idk" schtick

Lauren could tell Keanu fed Rachel lines of what to say to her

THE LEGEND CONTINUES

Everytime Grod looks at these two she probably starts writing a "sorry i fucked it up" email to whoever sundance put over her

based ghostface on the phone

>keanu fed her lines on what to say to me
>I'm not stupid

THE PARTY SLASHER

LET'S FUCKING GO

PROM KELLEY IS CUTEEEEEE

>>213774494
>he thinks im stupid
>im not

FISH

PARTY SLASHER BROS

papa WON'T be crying about any of these cats leaving

moshi moshi party slasher

>>213772870
if we looked like giants doesn't get you hype as fuck you got no soul

zach was a little bitch boy

LAUREN DR ALERT

HOLY SHIT
LAUREN DR

LAUREN DR

Ashley does not want a war with Rachel!

why is she even talking to rylie

CAPTAIN WILL IS NOBODY'S MINION
Will WON'T side with Mickey if there's a war between her and Rachel

>>213774613
>argues with rachel about her noms
She is finito soon

papa won’t WON’T put a hit out on rachel

will WON'T put a hit on Rachel

>what are we actually doing here
good question will

what im the holy fuck

kat just asked rylie if its ok if she showers

Edit fully setting up to clown on Ropehead

>I believe me and rachel are sitting pretty in the middle
keanu please

>>213774666
kek i just caught that too

MAMMA MIA

Bad gameplay Kinganu

>>213774666
hardcore feminist btw

>>213774666
WHAT

>>213774704
Keanu's gameplay is so bad it loops around to being great

>>213774696
>>213774699

>>213774696
>>213774699

kek keanu tard edit

>>213774696
>>213774699

>>213774696
>>213774699
I told you guys she purposely made herself fat and ugly before going in to disarm people

mac n cheese received

Keanubroa, what is our prompt status?

>>213774696
lucky brendan

/bb/ can i shower???

>>213774775
BELIEVED TO HAVE

congrats to the eggtective on his retirement

>not kelly
poor keanu making the wrong choices

>>213774781
No I like when you're stinky

>>213774781
you cannot

BOOOOOOO
KEEP THE EGG COSTUME 4EVER

>>213774781
LET ME SNIFF YOU FIRST

kino outfits

Kelly and Lauren lookin cute in their prom fits

PROM KING KEANU

LET'S GO

Kelley looks so cute in this outfit

Ashley lookin like Hilary Banks

prom lauren!

>>213774781
only if i can take screen caps while you do it

this fuckin edgelord voice is killin me

prom kat looks hot af

cool comp

its actually gonna blow everyones minds if keanu gets afp

Makes me sick how much they shill the Cookout season

>>213774850
That's why Will keeps calling her Ashley Banks on the feeds.

>KING KEANU
Organic. Content. Based.
>ava
Forced. Nontent. Cringe.

i went to prom with my high school crush. she broke my heart

this is the most rigable comp ever kek

this comp reminds me of this

Keanu said there was a creepy doll and it was just a teddy bear

>>213774901
based

Kelley would make a nice scream queen

LAUREN NOOOOO

It's like Black Christmas (1974)

hiding with lauren!
inappropriately touching lauren, knowing she can't make noise and alert the killer!

based hoh

KAT LOOKIN CUTE

Ropes is going to bully lauren :c

ava is repulsive

this comp is really cool

>>213774901
talk about a deep cut

Will “screaming” was pretty funny

>>213774974
projection

Damn, Kelly almost won

>>213774979
I loved watching nickelodeon gas as a kid

vocalizing their hiding spots is so unnecessary

Where is this comp? In the arena? Or did they really build all this shit in the lawn

>>213775007
nah cause then they can do a quick check looking into a room
this is the only fair way

tons of cappable moments in this ep, very fun

why did they not at least have them do these supposedly mid-comp DRs in the clothes they wore for the comp?

Morgan got this!
Comp beasttttttt!

>>213774955
dude you need consent

>>213774996
freak

who was the slasher, /bb/?

>>213775029
>ywn see this irl

Morgan stop answering the phone

>>213775051
probably the one anon who eats poo but thats just me guessing

she answered the call /bb/! what do you have to say?

Very silly comp

NOT A RACHEL HOH

>>213775051
Justin
in the kitchen
with the knife

>>213775051
students of the game know that answer

grodners been cooking this season

>>213775091
>lauren is prettier than you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213775044
no I need lauren

>>213775091
zach is already moots with lauren in insta

Can someone make a gif of Will “screaming” when he got slashed? It looked hilarious

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>213775126
kek based

RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL!

>>213775093
>>213775102
>CBS bringing back Justin to host this comp
DEEPEST LORE

cats bra or RIOT

>>213775152
Has he been a live feeder yet?

based ropes not even hiding being upset rachel won

>>213775091
i think you're pretty!

zach new thread

>>213775093
>>213775102
kek

love the will drs where he says nigga pls in other terms

Will WON'T get involved between Ropes and Rachel

NEW

>>213775239
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>>213775239
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>>213775239
>>213775239

Lauren and Riley want to use the veto to get Rachel to show her cards? How much more clear does she need to make it?

>>213772146
zach is the world's dumbest asian