HOH: Rachel
Noms: Vinny, Morgan, Mickey
Veto: Lauren
previously on /bb/:
>>213765237
I donโt like American cheese slices.
>>213770565it will so long as ropes doesn't win blockbuster
she's finished if she's left otb thursday
>>213770565Mickey genuinely can go this week but I donโt see Ava or Lauren going next week
>>213770578They seem to want the Chilltown archetype too. Two hotshots who have all the best lines, get all the best moments, always get their way and everyone else just exists for them.
>>213770652>Wall HOH>Morgan wins (yay)>Keanu/Kelley/Rachel noms>Keanu wins POV>Lauren replacement>Kelley wins BB>House decides they simply must bring Rachel to jury so she can't see her kids
>>213770652yeah I just don't see a nom combo where either of them are going home right now
like maybe will? but literally no one is putting him up otb for a while yet
Letโs make the BB Blockbuster more interestingโฆ. Vote to evict before the competition, player who wins gets immunity from any votes cast against them. If all votes are for that houseguest the HOH cast a sole vote to evict out of the remaining two
Vince might take a shot at Ava/Will/Ashley noms, considering Ava is the one who put him up
If it's Ava/Will OTB after BB, the rodent is done
>>213770680they just want bb6/7 back.
i do find it funny that they loved evel dick way back, and they hated rachel on bb12 but love her now.
>>213770790meh, I like the simplicity of voting for one of two noms
survivor bugs me with the "we need to put 3 votes on this person and 2 votes on this person in case of an idol" bullshit
>>213770749When I first saw this I thought she was hissing like a cat in the beginning
>>213770795I feel like he'd put rachel up instead of will though
it's why will WONT be leaving that house anytime soon. everyone has way too many grudges and targets to just chuck him up for no reason
i went out to tan in my backyard like the houseguests
>lauren is your gf
>she packs you lunch for your blue collar job
>hard day at work
>finally lunch time
>opens brown paper bag
>apple, warm soda, and sandwich
>sandwich consists of kroger brand ham slices, american cheese from a packet, and a smear of mayo
>life is good
>Wont Progress report:
He hasn't moved
>>213770951Angela was a production plant.
>>213770951>jojon-bomb what?
Libra and Keesha deserve to be there over Dan
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>>213771040Angela BB20 I think
>>213770951both angelas? no amanda z?????
>>213771040looks like bb12 kirsten
>>213771040looks like the hottest photo of audrey ever taken
>>213771040instagram angela
>>213770951what did russell do? go against jeff and that's it?
>>213771057laruen is even darker than morgan
>>213771118He terrorized Ronnie the Rat that one week, got into with Chima, Jordan lmao
I think Russell got into it with everyone
>>213771118Russell was a human pitbull who went after everyone that pissed him off. He initiated the huge Ronnie callout by essentially calling an impromptu house meeting and had another memorable blowout where him and Chima were screaming in each other's faces
>>213771156Mugshot shawty Janelle <3
>>213770795>Vince might take a shot at AvaLET'S FUCKING GO
>>213771163>>213771186weird, i never thought of him as a villain kek
>>213770951>that time jase didn't get into leafland bbinternational waters villain season never ever
>>213770951wasn't dan's whole thing not being confrontational and playing in the shadows and then striking like a snake?
Lauren has never snorted coke
Doesn't Kelley "practice witchcraft"
>>213771354really? isnt the practice of witchcraft strictly forbidden in the quran?
>>213771457And now why would a graphic designer from SD want a copy of the quran?
>>213771506think she said her previous boyfriend of 7 years was a muslim. cant remember if she said she was going to convert or that his family wanted her to convert
>>213771055they have to pretend 15 doesn't exist due to all the chuddery infecting it
>>213771554Weird shit fitting for a weird ass bitch.
>>213771554his family wanted her to convert but she didn't really want to
Iโm gonna be so pissed when the house isnโt sad when they evict Kelley and someone says โfinallyโ or some shit
>>213771591deliberately telling production my fav seasons are 9, 15, OTT, 21
>>213771661They're used to that bit. What would weird them out is reciting the BB4 boot order.
keanu telling vince that it'd be best for lauren not to use veto. its best to get mickey out this week when they have the chance
>>213771843Is this a Pluplu ad?
>>213771837I'm prepping for the worst of ropes winning blockbuster because she's so obviously finito if she doesn't and we haven't even done the veto ceremony yet
>>213771871Unless the BB is Atlanta hotspots trivia she ain't winnin jack
>>213770951Lol I love Will but he would absolutely start shit and then run away if he could. All the clips of him in conflict are people yelling at him and him apologizing.
>>213771871>>213771919im sorta thinking vince has it locked up. he did decent in last weeks. morgan and mickey probably going to be super nervous because they know its do or die
>>213771954Vince might do well
Keanu confirming that Morgan crumbles under pressure and that she gave up in veto competition cements that she's not the comp-beast she brags about.
>>213771954A basket case like Morgan does not handle pressure well so the BB is essentially down to Rope and Vince.
since we're in a bit of a lull feedswise with them soaking up the sun
in a hypothetical world where keanu went last week instead of zach, do you think zach would have told lauren and vince about his power?
>>213772066morgan will have the power of zach's toothbrush in her pocket for goodluck
>>213772146It would have gotten out eventually that he had the power and it would have made him a bigger target.
>>213772146zach was planning on just telling the melting pot, so he would have told vince
>>213772146most likely. If he told ropes, of all people. He would've for sure told them.
>>213772241I think if he stuck to only telling morgan vince and lauren he could've genuinely kept it quiet though they for sure would've hooked him into some retarded scheme where he had to use it for them.
with ropes knowing yeah it would've spread to the entire house soon enough.
>>213772146it definitely would have leaked to the whole house
>>213770552Egssellent post
I know I'm getting older when I find vince pretty attractive especially without his beanie
>>213770552rip Reneggades
you know kat hass got no simps when her ass it like this and there's not a cap in sight kek
>>213772226It will be like he is still competing.
>>213772343He has really nice hair and good bone structure, if he altered his style a bit he would be a catch
>>213772415im not watching rn
Comfy DnD talk with Keanu and Rachel right now
>>213772489damn straight
heh
>>213772343Vince is my favourite to watch in terms of mannerisms. There's something fascinating about watching him stress eat a packet of chips
>>213772517wish we could get some actual d&d play in the house, that'd be comfykino
>>213772665she looks like that teacher who is actually the devil in disguise from that one x files episode
>>213772459American cheese? Really?
>>213772723you're acting like they can go to the store and buy something else?
>>213772723leave lauren alone. she likes her american cheese
>>213772752You can't request real cheese?
>>213771554Based who wants some boy with a dumb beard and no foreskin.
>>213772645>So get this, we're calling it "porn" and all the teenagers and freaky weird cats are gonna love it. People have sex and we put it on camera! Heall yeas we do babe. Can you imagine fucking a guy with a 12 inch dick? That's like a donkey but I am not too much smaller. Want to be a star with me babe?
>>213772777the sevens speak
but yeah they could but none of these people cook besides rachel and ropes, and neither of them are that good at it (rachel, lest we forget, was on worst cooks in america back in the day)
Death Cab was wack but Postal Service is an aughts classic
he looks weird without his beanie
>>213772752If I were the guy that bought groceries Iโd buy so many kinds of different sliced cheeses (use my own money so production doesnโt get pissed) and sneak them in for Lauren. Then Iโd watch the feeds for free on Pluto tv on my phone and watch Lauren enjoy all the cheeses I got her
>>213772870Who mentioned Death Cab?
>>213772870pure retard take
>>213772912morgan asked vinny if he knew about death cab for cutie
>>213772922Livejournal-core
>>213772931So he has faggy taste in music.
>>213771290genuinely such a highlight during her time in bbcan, loved one of the pax brothers crush on her. I was devastated when I learned how she died, and the nature of it
>>213772893lauren probably only eats american cheese or cheddar cheese, her taste is extremely is basic like a 7 year old. she also mentioned she's never eaten apple pie before because she's super picky
>keanu: i talked to mickey and said vince has burned me too many times so his usefulness to me is no more
>rachel: you really said that?
>keanu: yeah, i want her to believe me
>rachel: why do you say stuff like that, its so messy, what if she tells vince about that
>keanu: what do you think im stupid? thats the first thing i did is go and tell vince i said that
>rachel: thats so messy
>>213773037hail to the king
>>213773037they need a show
>>213773021I wonder if she knows that eating a slice of American cheese on apple pie is common
>>213773119i need to go get snacks
>we're celebrities now
No the fuck you aren't lmao
>>213773119Sunday episodes are usually so lame. Iโm preparing to be bored but hopefully they show Kelley say โwelcome to the blockโ or whatever
>>213773119sunday eps are so meh
>>213773151it was obv a joke
>>213773151Who said that? Can someone post the pic with the amount of followers each of them had on IG before going in the house? I wanna see who has gained the moss
>>213773132i would like to eat her apple pie with cheese if you know what im saying
>>213772343beanieless vince is the most attractive male. he's got a nice face and an awesome profile. he's too thin and his skinny little legs are gross but whatever.
>>213773420It's because he has pure genes.
>>213773132what? you mean that kraft single stuff or real cheddar?
>>213773446People use both. Pretty popular item in diners
simpmode finally going to smother himself?
good riddance
>>213773535>kraft single with apple pienani the fuck???
no you use real cheddar you fucking disgusting cretins
>>213773480lol thats a good one
has vince even asked lauren to use the veto on him?
>>213773607he did and she basically stonewalled him which was as good as a no
kat has no insight into the numbers she just doesnt want lauren to use the veto so she or rylie arent the renom.
lauren saying she might use the veto to kat? doesn't really make sense for her to be lying here when kat and her already talked yesterday and kat was pushing her not using it
key though is she wants to talk to rachel and get an idea who renom would be
of course lauren will start talking to people when the episode is about to start kek
>at this point i think it would be worse to not use it
LETS GO
>>213773756who would rachel nom as the replacement? ashley?
he did it again
oh the tangled webs he weaves
>>213773805we have no idea and she's basically told people she has no plan for renoms
>>213773684She is talking to kat to try to decide if she wants to use the veto or not
>>213773805i dont know, i dont really care. i just want her to be put in the position to do another renom. its more entertaining
countdown until keanu accidentally says something that offends rachel
>>213773843Kat asking her not to use it as they have votes.
think about how un-cute this season would be without lauren and kat
>>213773873kat provides nothing
>>213773805I'm thinking kelley
are rachel and lauren finally talking???
>>213773888Thatโs what Iโm worried about too. The house would be fine with it since sheโs pissed off basically everyone the past few days
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Rachel/Lauren incoming
kek enough with the small talk just get to the point
Cory said he preferred Blueโs cooking style over Dudโs in the BB house
LAUREN MOVE YOU MIC FFS its making crackling noises
this bs rachel is spewing is so phoney
>>213774022kek they finally got her
I donโt think I could emotionally take BB because I always want people to like me and if they voted me out it could mean otherwise. Also then hearing what people said about me behind my back would make me really sad. God I could really go for some chicken salad right now
What if after the show is over Lauren starts dating a woman?
>>213774078you just gotta talk the most shit about all of them behind their backs so they are the ones shocked when they get out
lauren said she needs to get into "think-mode"
kek lauren wants to be done and rachel keeps prying
>>213774133Is she making fun of Asian people?
>>213774148literally dyel body
>>213774149yeah it was right after zach got evicted
>>213774149yeah, zach gave her the pass after he left
>>213774148My body is built the same way
>>213774100then i was right all along
Vince is going to be pissed and think Rachel threatened Lauren into not using the veto
>>213774174start lifting. then again vince landed a slampig latina so maybe don't lift
>>213774148I'm starting to think Vince has a nice sized cock.
lauren NOOOOO. pushing keanu and kelley is a no go
Just logged in, is she using it or not?
>>213774232as of right now, no
trying to extract information about lauren must be so painful
>>213774232She hasn't decided
rachel trying her hardest to make lauren string a sentence together
>i mean... yeah. i dont know
>>213774148vince is body-ody
kek it got too awkward and she had to bail
SHES SO CUTE
>>213774304>silence>yeah I don't know>i'm trying to think>silence
>>213774148you're gay if you wouldn't fuck her
the only topic lauren didn't 404 on is love island
its ok to throw a slice of american cheese in with a box of kraft mac and cheese
lauren cutting it short right before the episode starts <33
>>213774343she looks like a crow or a hawk
so i missed that whole rachel / lauren convo. what was the vibe?
showfag reporting in to make uninformed but sometimes amusing comments
>>213774390typical lauren shit
im not gonna use it but theres a tiny chance i might use it
i dont know also yeah i just dont know
Rachel made a good choice telling Lauren she wants to figure out who the renom would be with Laurenโs help and to make that decision together. That ought to scare Lauren a little bit.
>>213774390same ol same ol
>im thinking of either not using it or... i might use it
BRAVO
>>213774386Hawk with some excess weight
>talking to someone who isn't on the block about using veto or not
that's a choice
why does Julie wear the same outfit before every non Thursday episode
ANNOUNCERGUY SOUNDING GOOD
>keanu got an enormous ass
lmao based
>>213774447It's a pretaped commercial genius
>>213774390lauren said she was leaning to not using veto
then rachel tried to talk some guy and lauren did her usual "umms" and "idk" schtick
Lauren could tell Keanu fed Rachel lines of what to say to her
Everytime Grod looks at these two she probably starts writing a "sorry i fucked it up" email to whoever sundance put over her
based ghostface on the phone
>keanu fed her lines on what to say to me
>I'm not stupid
THE PARTY SLASHER
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>213774494>he thinks im stupid>im not
papa WON'T be crying about any of these cats leaving
moshi moshi party slasher
>>213772870if we looked like giants doesn't get you hype as fuck you got no soul
zach was a little bitch boy
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Ashley does not want a war with Rachel!
why is she even talking to rylie
CAPTAIN WILL IS NOBODY'S MINION
Will WON'T side with Mickey if there's a war between her and Rachel
>>213774613>argues with rachel about her nomsShe is finito soon
papa wonโt WONโT put a hit out on rachel
will WON'T put a hit on Rachel
>what are we actually doing here
good question will
what im the holy fuck
kat just asked rylie if its ok if she showers
Edit fully setting up to clown on Ropehead
>I believe me and rachel are sitting pretty in the middle
keanu please
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>>213774666kek i just caught that too
>>213774666hardcore feminist btw
>>213774704Keanu's gameplay is so bad it loops around to being great
sexo
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>>213774696>>213774699I told you guys she purposely made herself fat and ugly before going in to disarm people
Keanubroa, what is our prompt status?
>>213774775BELIEVED TO HAVE
congrats to the eggtective on his retirement
>not kelly
poor keanu making the wrong choices
>>213774781No I like when you're stinky
BOOOOOOO
KEEP THE EGG COSTUME 4EVER
>>213774781LET ME SNIFF YOU FIRST
Kelly and Lauren lookin cute in their prom fits
Kelley looks so cute in this outfit
Ashley lookin like Hilary Banks
>>213774781only if i can take screen caps while you do it
this fuckin edgelord voice is killin me
its actually gonna blow everyones minds if keanu gets afp
Makes me sick how much they shill the Cookout season
>>213774850That's why Will keeps calling her Ashley Banks on the feeds.
>KING KEANU
Organic. Content. Based.
>ava
Forced. Nontent. Cringe.
i went to prom with my high school crush. she broke my heart
this is the most rigable comp ever kek
this comp reminds me of this
Keanu said there was a creepy doll and it was just a teddy bear
Kelley would make a nice scream queen
It's like Black Christmas (1974)
hiding with lauren!
inappropriately touching lauren, knowing she can't make noise and alert the killer!
Ropes is going to bully lauren :c
>>213774901talk about a deep cut
Will โscreamingโ was pretty funny
>>213774979I loved watching nickelodeon gas as a kid
vocalizing their hiding spots is so unnecessary
Where is this comp? In the arena? Or did they really build all this shit in the lawn
>>213775007nah cause then they can do a quick check looking into a room
this is the only fair way
tons of cappable moments in this ep, very fun
why did they not at least have them do these supposedly mid-comp DRs in the clothes they wore for the comp?
Morgan got this!
Comp beasttttttt!
>>213774955dude you need consent
who was the slasher, /bb/?
>>213775029>ywn see this irl
Morgan stop answering the phone
>>213775051probably the one anon who eats poo but thats just me guessing
she answered the call /bb/! what do you have to say?
>>213775051Justin
in the kitchen
with the knife
>>213775051students of the game know that answer
grodners been cooking this season
>>213775091>lauren is prettier than you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>213775044no I need lauren
>>213775091zach is already moots with lauren in insta
Can someone make a gif of Will โscreamingโ when he got slashed? It looked hilarious
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL!
>>213775093>>213775102>CBS bringing back Justin to host this compDEEPEST LORE
>>213775152Has he been a live feeder yet?
based ropes not even hiding being upset rachel won
>>213775091i think you're pretty!
love the will drs where he says nigga pls in other terms
Will WON'T get involved between Ropes and Rachel
Lauren and Riley want to use the veto to get Rachel to show her cards? How much more clear does she need to make it?
>>213772146zach is the world's dumbest asian