Thread 213772869

>it was a dark night, there was only 10 minutes left on the air fryer
>13 dino tendies, even had the bbq sauce
>then I saw her shadow, big, too big; I turned around, there she was
>>>when are you gonna get a fucking job anon???
>I said "I'm about to crack the case mom... any day now.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=acR7fhxINOo
>its a frog needs tendies world.... how can I expect a woman to understand

>>213772869 (OP)
13 tendies seems like a fairly small amount for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>213772869 (OP)
5/10.

>>213773157
He doesn't want to overeat at night. He's a lone wolf, a bloodhound, and a bloodhound needs to be hungry and angry in order to do it right... but this job application case was too much even for him.

>>213772869 (OP)
>It was raining.
>Like always.
>I snuffed my spent cigarette and was about to light another when she burst into my room.
>”Goddamnit Anon! Don’t smoke indoors how many times do I have to tell you?! You’re ruining the carpet!”
>The big dame built like a house was looming in my doorway.
>”When is your next job interview? What is the plan? You’re 36 years old!”
>I plucked the unlit cigarette from between my lips and leaned toward her.
>”You got a job for me?”
>”Goddamnit Anon, why are you like this?”
>I said nothing.
>The big dame sighed and rolled her eyes I’d seen a thousand times before and knew I would see a thousand times again.
>”Ugh. The meatloaf will be done soon. Can you at least have dinner with your father and I at the dinner table tonight ?”
>”I work alone.”
>She rolled her eyes again. The first of the next thousand.
>The door closed, and the rain kept falling.