Why do Americans love watching sportsball so much?

>>213774171 (OP)
what race is the thing in the middle

Its the epitome of appealing to their consumer culture

>2 minutes of actual gameplay before being interrupted by 8 minutes of advertisements

>>213774198

i don't know but he reminds me of the ginger from The Sandlot

>>213774171 (OP)
>grandpa on the left is white
>dad on the right is white
>kid on the middle is brown
WTF happened?

>>213774227
it is. His race is ginger.

>>213774171 (OP)
My dad loves football but thank God he wouldn't be caught dead doing this type of shit. He's more hank hill meets west coast liberal footballer, from PA so steelers fan.

>>213774239
I don't think you're looking at a family bud

>>213774198
La Luz Extinguida

>>213774239
>on the middle

>>213774171 (OP)
>When Tyrone lets you watch football past your bedtime

>>213774198
It's the kid from the sandlot

>The San Francisco Cucks

>>213774301
it's all so tiresome

>>213774171 (OP)
>even the middle guy's jersey is mixed-race
my fucking sides

>>213774171 (OP)
baseball and hockey are still based, football and basketball are soulless now

I like football as much as the next guy, but I don't go insane over it.

I don't even understand yelling at the TV, like the ref can hear you.

>>213774171 (OP)
humiliation ritual

>>213774171 (OP)
OP’s parents didn’t let him play tackle football laugh at him lol

STORMING DOWN THE FIELD
A LIONS TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIELD
AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAVE
STAND AND CHEER THE BRAVE
RAH RAH RAH
GO HARD WIN THE GAME
WITH HONOR YOU WILL KEEP YOUR FARM
DOWN THE FIELD AND GAIN
A LION VICTORY

Guy on the left looks like a soiboy

>>213774301
>Malcolm on the middle

>>213774171 (OP)
Why do Indians hate the nfl?

>>213774171 (OP)
who the fuck is that retard in the middle? he looks like that fat kid who was somehow popular on Vine back in the day

>>213774565
I can't tell if he looks retarded because I think he's most into it or if because he just looks ridiculous

Why are they so fucking fat? I constantly see the blue shirt guy's belly

>>>/wsg/5950972

>>213774565
He probably has autism

>>213774171 (OP)
Pretty well choreographed, I like it. Not even into sports myself.

>>213774198
Harkonen.

>>213774171 (OP)
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>>213774227
same. its that guy

>>213774565
>who the fuck is that retard in the middle?
Patrick Renna
how young are you?

>>213774741
Yeah but why is he so brown now

>>213774171 (OP)
I don't know anybody that watches NFL regularly. Its on when I go to my folks and in-laws for Thanksgiving dinner but its not significant or anything. Funny because my dad was a scholarship football player in the 80s.

>>213774171 (OP)
Kino

>>213774776
regular-season averages:

NFL ~9.2M › MLB ~1.9M › NBA ~1.5–1.8M › NHL ~1.4M.

>>213774171 (OP)
humiliation ritual.

>>213774825
>MLB ~1.9M
is this USA viewers or like asia/south america etc?

>>213774171 (OP)
It's kino simple as

>>213774198
American.

>>213774198
American

>>213774825
Attendance or cable viewership?

>>213774889
you think 9 million people are attending a single football game?

>>213774171 (OP)
NFL and college football is better drama than anything hollywood has put out in decades

refgods get the fuck in here

Brap

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>>213774864
Why are non-Americans so utterly obsessed with race?

>>213775062
Because we are skinny enough to race

>>213775062
We are not brown.

>>213775062
Why are you so utterly obsessed with nationality?

cuckball

>>213774556
It’s violent and competitive.

>>213774198
USAnian

>>213774171 (OP)
These guys are just the equivalent of euros/middle easterners obsessed with soccer teams like Manchester United or whatever.

>>213774198
ARYAN BEAST

Oy vey goyim

>>213774227
That's exactly who it is.

>>213774398
Did he get some shitty tan or something?

>>213774227
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>>213774748
Patrick Renna was in a Sarah Gadon kino

>>213774825
NBA is losing to the MLB? Goddamn. Baseball is fucking boring. It beating floorsqueak is a shocker -- not that basketball isn't boring.

>>213774825
Blackbros, i thought NBA was the most popular sport, what happened?

>>213774171 (OP)
Because sports are a secular religion, imagine being such a Godless cuck that you fawn over muscular black guys because they are good at running, jumping and being violent antisocial retards.

Imagine rooting for a group of guys that you don't even know, following their every move on sports channels and social media and even crying when your favorite group of strangers loses a sports game.

Sports are so popular because the media hypes them up and companies put out merchandise, it's a deliberate act of subversion to get the masses focused on entertainment and the secular gods of competition and pride instead of having their eyes on the God of Heaven.

>>213774940
we run this shit nigga

>>213774825
Damn NFL mogs

>>213774198
The future of humanity.

>>213775712
Sports and Religion have a lot of crossover. Sport is probably the only entertainment on the talmundvision that isn't blaphemous.

>>213774171 (OP)
What the fuck are those dances? It's like they're homeless men asking for food in the streets

>>213775940
What about cooking shows

>>213774556
they're too weak to play it, they'd rather throw cow dungs at each other.

>>213774171 (OP)
For as much as my father hates niggers , he sure loves watching them throw a ball on television.

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>>213774227
You're killing me, smalls.

>>213774171 (OP)
Lose some fucking weight, fatties.

>>213774227
>i don't know but he reminds me of the ginger from The Sandlot
It has to be him. The resemble is too close.

>>213774198
El monstruo

>>213776452
It literally is him

>>213776340
Yeah he’s high test. He likes football.
You’re low test. You don’t get it.

>>213776485
Why does he look so brown in the original video

>>213774171 (OP)
It's the most entertaining sport to watch, especially now that they added the field overlay lines and down info boxes and stuff
I stopped watching when they riotkneeled thoughever
If soccer had really good throws and catches combined with eight guys grappling every minute or two, I'd watch that too

>>213776486
I played and watch hockey , a true mans sport. Raising your blood pressure by watching tyrone run a ball versus a game where fistfights are not only tolerated but encouraged. The choice is obvious

>>213776505
Lighting? Regardless I cant give him too much shit , married a cute chick , has a kid so hey let him do his cringe dance

>>213774171 (OP)
>Why do Americans love watching sportsball so much?
What is soccer?

>>213776605
Holy dysgenic

>>213776605
He looks Jewish.

>>213774198
the average race of the american in the year 2070 and it is BEAUTIFUL

>>213776485
>struggling not to eat cookies
>still has cheat days to eat giant fat burgers of thousands of calories

Fatasses

Who even watches sports anymore?

Im looking forward to watching this season. I just casually follow the teams but its very comforting to watch at night before dozing off to bed.

>>213774198
Italian so white, maybe

Sent this to the work group chat, already got 3 laugh reacts.

>>213774171 (OP)
My brain for the rest of my life
>put me back in, coat... i still got sum fight leff in me, coat

>>213774679
He'd fit in here effortlessly

>>213774198
Big Green

>>213777022
Nah he's just ugly

>>213776340
I have no problem watching them smash into each other for entertainment. That's exactly what they should be doing, They need to get the fuck out of everything else though.

>>213774171 (OP)
He’s definitely related to Jonah Hill.

>>213777749
more like Little White

>>213775961
They're begging for shekels

>when the black guy hits the ball for the 100000000th time

>>213776485
Damn, is he really that broke that he needs to make slop videos of him dancing to songs from TV networks and eating junk food to make money?

>>213776485
he has such a distinct ugly face i wonder what he parents look like

>>213774171 (OP)
cringe

>>213774398
looks to be part lizard or something.

>>213774171 (OP)
Why do south american's and euros love soccer so much? why do japs love baseball?

>>213775612
Why is this your "thing"?
You act like any relation to this Sarah Gadon is relevant. You post it all over 4chan. You have very strange taste and too much persistence.
Autism + Incelhood

>>213777022
Calling stuff 'jewish' doesn't make sense anymore. He in no way looks Jewish, even if jews did have a look.

>>213776605
No. He's hideous. No one gets to do those vertical video social media dances without getting shit on for it.

>>213774198
American

>>213774171 (OP)
You fags watch shitskins kick a ball around on a field, you're the last ones that should talk

Kultur Terror

>>213774198
He looks Serbian

>>213776540
>Raising your blood pressure by watching tyrone run a ball
i wonder how many obese boomers die of heart attacks/strokes from watching football each year

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>>213776540
Watching other men play professional sports is the lowest test activity one can engage in short of pimping your daughters/wife out. There's a reason why the overwhelming vast majority of sports fans are severely out of shape morons.

>>213779024
They also beat their wives while that happens

If you're latin american or european, you have no right to criticize americans for sportsball obsession.

>>213774198
Scientologist no joke

>>213775062
Because we aren't mutts

>>213778686
Soccer is the cheapest sport to play, and baseball is the most mathematically+statistically based sport.
Poor people like poor things, Asians like math.

>>213774171 (OP)
>PHUL SAPPORT

>>213774171 (OP)
They look zesty.

>>213774171 (OP)
Tired of watching my cowboys get their pussies fucked for the hundredth time ngl

>>213774171 (OP)
Normies all around the world go retarded watching different versions of dudes running after a balll

>>213780156
excuse me. only blacks can be zesty.

>>213780321
What is it about balls that makes normies go insane?

>>213774171 (OP)
It’s literally the circuses part of Bread and Circuses. And Americans are particularly susceptible to it, as they are vastly less intelligent on average.
Note how sports viewership always drops dramatically after the 115 IQ threshold.

Watching sports is completely unique to America, very true.

>>213774171 (OP)
Arent the ratings down for every major league sport in the u.s?

>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS

>>213774171 (OP)
similar vibe

>>213780782
The same can be said about dogs. What do dogs and normies have in common? Low IQ and slave mentality.

>>213780875
I stopped watching when they went all-in on the scamdemic. Got dang if you ever needed proof that there's a massive global conspiracy that was it.

>>213781014
>the slave mentality rant again
go clean your litter box homo

>>213780864
Every day I look forward to the US leaving all foreign shitholes to their own devices and their inevitable collapse. Letting the rest of the world have access to the internet was a mistake

Football is based because you can beat up people

>>213781042
For me it was needing 4 different subscriptions to watch the games.like i would watch way more NHL but since i need a 17 dollar subscription just to see the games, fuck it.

KEKolds

Do amerilards really watch a bunch of men in spandex hugging and tackling each other for 4 hours with neverending viagra and beer advertisements every 10 minutes?

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>>213780925
Why was that black man carrying the white kid?

>>213781964
To sell him for KFC

>>213774171 (OP)
I’d rather numales do this & not talk about politics at all.

>>213774171 (OP)
>white boys can't dance-ACK!

>>213774294
kek

>>213775062
race is a biological reality

>>213776605
He looks like eva vlaardingerbroeks husbando

>>213774552
>when that bloody bitch raheesh pushed dewjar in front of the train

>>213774171 (OP)
Is that the kid from Son In Law and the surge commercial?

>>213782781
And the sandpit and the green mile

>>213774171 (OP)
Why are football fans always fat middle aged guys?

>>213782781
>surge commercial
Good pull I member that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wZGanUUEU
This was probably the thinnest he ever looked seemed like he was gonna turn it around and be look enough to still be in movies as an adult but then he got fatter and uglier again lol oh well

>Renna and his wife are Scientologists and founded the Church of Scientology Mission of Los Feliz, located in Los Feliz, California

For some reason I thought he would be mormom

room temperature IQ tribalism

red team vs blue team

makes me feel really good if my team wins even though it doesn't affect my life whatsoever

you really like this webbum huh

>>213775062
Because most of them only exist cause they got raped by English or Spanish or Mongol lol

>>213776340

i wouldn't mind american sports if 90% of them weren't pavement apes. plus, theres a massive amount of advertisement and useless chatter. before the game, during it, and after it.

>>213774171 (OP)
It's always funny when an American actually thinks he sincerely enjoys watching handegg. The average American doesn't realize his "enjoyment"/"love" of the game is just from a lifetime of instilled cultural propaganda telling him he should enjoy/love the sport. He doesn't notice the fact that nobody else in the world outside of Burgerstan cares about this retarded sport. It's not like football or rugy, both of which actually have global fanbases. So anytime you see an American get excited for the Superbowl or any of this other crap, it's just them being little brainwashed citizens.

>>213774912
>Season averages

baseball is kino

poodrepacos malding lol

never really understood why cricket is not more popular globally

it is technically one of the more difficult sports to play, you cannot hack your way to it only by stamina and kicking like happens in soccer, nor is it passing balls to enter into hoops or kick through goals

hopefully this olympic interests other countries into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK5gQ_rhFoQ

>>213785343
it looks lame and not visceral

>>213785343
cricket is baseball but for retards

>>213785343
The terms they use in the game are absolutely laughable.

>>213785343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRviyt1lioA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamtTEVFDiA

>>213785439
>it looks lame and not visceral

maybe if you have not seen it before it might look a bit odd, this olympics will have the t20 version which is the faster version of cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR7vnJ2vxsc

>>213785456
>cricket is baseball but for retards

true story, baseball is modified from a game that little english girls used to play, that is why there are so much protections without that much danger involved