>>213774238 (OP)
>Okay, I ate it just like you said
>But now I'm feeling some sort of pressure in my lower abdomen
>I think I felt something come out of my anus, and now it's dribbling down my leg
>What do I do now?
>It smells really bad

>Where are the plates and silverware and stuff?

>Oh... I don't... I don't know...

>Where do I eat it?

>I'm not really sure...
>...My god, what have I done?

Overrated actor

>>213774895
I thinks this meme is overly forced, but this post was worth it.

>>213774238 (OP)
>Am I… am I supposed to hold the burger with my penis?

>>213775149

>>213774238 (OP)
I SHOVED THE BURGER IN MY ASSHOLE NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>Where do I drink the vodka?

>Anywhere you like sir.. in your car, at the public park

>>213774238 (OP)
>you slaughter the cows in there, too?

>>213775301
>Just vaccinations

>Orders food
>Gets completely flabbergasted when it appears

>I'll have a bane... I-I mean a burger with a side of big guys... I mean.. big fries

>>213774895
lol

>>213774238 (OP)
This fucker stood there and watched an entire line of people order, pay, and get their food in 60 seconds and he still didn't get what was going on?

>>213775971
>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

would be based if it was a whites only mcdonalds

>>213775971
he is thinking like a business man, not a customer. he was blown away by the efficiency to serve a lot of people withing seconds, instead of waiting 30min for a meal.

>

>>213775121
>Do I eat the bag?

>Hey, you little fucking queer. You remember me?
>You told me I could take a shit anywhere. Remember that?
>Well, I took a big fat shit on my car seat and my wife didn't like that, she's leaving me now.
>You lied to me, Speedee. You fucking asshole. You ruined my life
>And I still don't know where to shit

>you couldn't get a job at one of my restaurants

Bold Ray, very bold

>>213775121
>*ACH*
>*OM NUM NUM*
>OH GOD
>*UNG NUNG NUNG*
>IT TATHTES LIKE PAPER
>*UHM NUHM*
>BUT I CAN'T THTOP EATING IT
>*ONG NONG*
>NO GET AWAY FROM ME, THPEEDEE
>I CAN DO IT MYTHELF
>I KNOW HOWTA DO IT
>YEAH...
>*OHM*
>YEAH I CAN DEFINITELY TASHTE THE BURGER IN HERE
>YEAP
>IT TATHTED GOOB
>YEAH THATH A GOOB BORGER

>>213776330
kek

>>213776065
Theres no way I could be looking down the camera and not laugh at that. What the fuck is that expression

>where do I SHLURP?

>>213776206
Where did he go?

>>213776551
Burger King

>>213776065
Why the chipmunk face

>LEMME get uhhh..... uhhhhh......hmmmm.... ummmmm ermmm... what kind of food do you have here again? this is a McDonalds? Can I get a donald?

>>213775393
>Clearly sees people use their hands
>Still doesn't understand how to eat it

>>213776490
Cheesed to meet you

>...And I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that all of our burgers will be fried in bacon fat from now on
>So, you know... stay out
>It's more expensive of course, and I'll lose business, but it's a small price to pay
>Haha listen to yourself, Ray
>"Price to pay"
>"Stay out"
>Not exactly statements I should expect you people to understand, huh?

>>213776731