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Anonymous No.213774238 >>213774738 >>213775149 >>213775256 >>213775301 >>213775971
Burger kino
Anonymous No.213774738
>>213774238 (OP)
>Okay, I ate it just like you said
>But now I'm feeling some sort of pressure in my lower abdomen
>I think I felt something come out of my anus, and now it's dribbling down my leg
>What do I do now?
>It smells really bad
Anonymous No.213774895 >>213774968 >>213775733
>Where are the plates and silverware and stuff?

>Oh... I don't... I don't know...

>Where do I eat it?

>I'm not really sure...
>...My god, what have I done?
Anonymous No.213774916
Overrated actor
Anonymous No.213774968
>>213774895
I thinks this meme is overly forced, but this post was worth it.
Anonymous No.213775121 >>213776266 >>213776406
Anonymous No.213775149 >>213775253
>>213774238 (OP)
>Am I… am I supposed to hold the burger with my penis?
Anonymous No.213775253
>>213775149
Anonymous No.213775256
>>213774238 (OP)
I SHOVED THE BURGER IN MY ASSHOLE NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Anonymous No.213775296
>Where do I drink the vodka?

>Anywhere you like sir.. in your car, at the public park
Anonymous No.213775301 >>213775382
>>213774238 (OP)
>you slaughter the cows in there, too?
Anonymous No.213775382
>>213775301
>Just vaccinations
Anonymous No.213775393 >>213776722
>Orders food
>Gets completely flabbergasted when it appears
Anonymous No.213775485
>I'll have a bane... I-I mean a burger with a side of big guys... I mean.. big fries
Anonymous No.213775733
>>213774895
lol
Anonymous No.213775917
Anonymous No.213775971 >>213776065 >>213776142
>>213774238 (OP)
This fucker stood there and watched an entire line of people order, pay, and get their food in 60 seconds and he still didn't get what was going on?
Anonymous No.213776065 >>213776490 >>213776702
>>213775971
>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Anonymous No.213776106
would be based if it was a whites only mcdonalds
Anonymous No.213776142
>>213775971
he is thinking like a business man, not a customer. he was blown away by the efficiency to serve a lot of people withing seconds, instead of waiting 30min for a meal.
Anonymous No.213776206 >>213776551
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Anonymous No.213776266
>>213775121
>Do I eat the bag?
Anonymous No.213776330 >>213776440
>Hey, you little fucking queer. You remember me?
>You told me I could take a shit anywhere. Remember that?
>Well, I took a big fat shit on my car seat and my wife didn't like that, she's leaving me now.
>You lied to me, Speedee. You fucking asshole. You ruined my life
>And I still don't know where to shit
Anonymous No.213776402
>you couldn't get a job at one of my restaurants

Bold Ray, very bold
Anonymous No.213776406
>>213775121
>*ACH*
>*OM NUM NUM*
>OH GOD
>*UNG NUNG NUNG*
>IT TATHTES LIKE PAPER
>*UHM NUHM*
>BUT I CAN'T THTOP EATING IT
>*ONG NONG*
>NO GET AWAY FROM ME, THPEEDEE
>I CAN DO IT MYTHELF
>I KNOW HOWTA DO IT
>YEAH...
>*OHM*
>YEAH I CAN DEFINITELY TASHTE THE BURGER IN HERE
>YEAP
>IT TATHTED GOOB
>YEAH THATH A GOOB BORGER
Anonymous No.213776440
>>213776330
kek
Anonymous No.213776442
Anonymous No.213776490 >>213776724
>>213776065
Theres no way I could be looking down the camera and not laugh at that. What the fuck is that expression
Anonymous No.213776495
>where do I SHLURP?
Anonymous No.213776551 >>213776584
>>213776206
Where did he go?
Anonymous No.213776584
>>213776551
Burger King
Anonymous No.213776702
>>213776065
Why the chipmunk face
Anonymous No.213776707
>LEMME get uhhh..... uhhhhh......hmmmm.... ummmmm ermmm... what kind of food do you have here again? this is a McDonalds? Can I get a donald?
Anonymous No.213776722
>>213775393
>Clearly sees people use their hands
>Still doesn't understand how to eat it
Anonymous No.213776724
>>213776490
Cheesed to meet you
Anonymous No.213776731 >>213777013
>...And I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that all of our burgers will be fried in bacon fat from now on
>So, you know... stay out
>It's more expensive of course, and I'll lose business, but it's a small price to pay
>Haha listen to yourself, Ray
>"Price to pay"
>"Stay out"
>Not exactly statements I should expect you people to understand, huh?
Anonymous No.213777013
>>213776731