Black Adam - /tv/ (#213774873) [Archived: 64 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:18:45 AM No.213774873
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What went wrong?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:38:08 AM No.213775356
>>213774873 (OP)
nobody remembers
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:39:54 AM No.213775400
>>213774873 (OP)
They tried to pack too much into the movie.
Doctor Fate was all they needed in regards to extra heroes
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:40:53 AM No.213775422
>>213774873 (OP)
No Charisma like most of the Snyderverse.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:44:11 AM No.213775495
>>213774873 (OP)
The hierarchy of power was about to change
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:46:35 AM No.213775548
>Titular character is horribly miscast
>Titular character is second fiddle
That's about it. I would've rather watched a Justice Society movie with Doctor Fate and Hawkman as the leads. Fuck Black Adam, he's a boring character anyway.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:48:39 AM No.213775593
>>213775400
>>213775548
I'm pretty sure that Gunn is gonna try to get Brosnan to come back, Doc Fate was one of the heroes in the Hero Wall that was in the Hall Of Justice.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:54:32 AM No.213775743
>>213775593
I was betting on it being Sean Gunn, but now I just read he's Max Lord apparently?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:55:09 AM No.213775758
>>213774873 (OP)
he was black
/thread
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:57:40 AM No.213775824
>>213775743
he had a cameo in superman at the end said that luthor sucks
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:59:58 AM No.213775878
>>213774873 (OP)
The Rock’s ego
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:00:07 AM No.213775881
>>213774873 (OP)
No one likes seeing his bald brown head
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:09:49 AM No.213776078
If he wanted to score points with me, Gunn should call the Rock a lame candy ass on Twitter.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:11:43 AM No.213776114
>>213775743
Yeah he is Max Lord and the Justice Gang are 100% gonna end up being the JLI...then WW is gonna snap his neck.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:12:19 AM No.213776130
>>213776078
I assume he can do a more original insult
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:26:56 AM No.213776433
>>213776130
He can lie about bringing the Rock back, waiting until the hype has peaked, and announce that the Rock will not be returning after all.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:28:50 AM No.213776473
Dwayne is better when he's unserious
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:30:17 AM No.213776497
really
really
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>>213775495
in retrospect, the amount of cringe in this statement was Sean Gunn levels of embarrassing
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:30:29 AM No.213776503
>>213774873 (OP)
The hierarchy of power didn't change
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:43:37 AM No.213776805
somebody probably very old told the Rock it was okay to fail so even after he lied about the box office he felt good because at least he tried
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:53:41 AM No.213777050
Rock's Ego
Boring story
Characters were flat and uncompelling
The ghost of obvious message meddling

You have a story where the draw is the MC is from a time of brutal morality that may or may not even be heroic by the standards of his legend, and there's obvious allusions to the American Occupation of the Middle East with the supporting characters resenting the fuck out o the occupiers and West in general.
But they were too cowardly to actually make Adam be possibly disagreeable, everyone he kills is not only a bad person they give probable cause before they're killed. All the residents of not!Iraq only resent the "criminal" occupiers who are totally not affiliated with America even the kid stand-in character is a lame fanboy because they all are, Team America is never even questioned on their inaction towards Intergang but came running as soon someone could effectively resist them. Like c'mon you can't tell me there's an original script where Waller is somehow in cahoots with Intergang. Adam's dark unforgivable sin is that he murdered a vicious warlord but he went too far because the guy was also a fucking coward.
It was a boring toothless movie, I'm mad for having watched it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:56:21 AM No.213777118
>>213774873 (OP)
Why is his suit so lame?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:13:21 AM No.213777518
rock-tweet
rock-tweet
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>announced as character for film that didn't start filming until 7 years later
Kek. It's no wonder the Snyderverse is now with Snyder's daughter.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:30:25 AM No.213777864
>>213774873 (OP)
He wasn't black. Nonsensical casting
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:33:45 AM No.213777943
>>213774873 (OP)
The best part of the film (JSA fight) takes place in the middle of the film
and the Rock refused to have Black Adam take over the country and become their new king at the end
Should have had Black Adam kill Hawkman 5000 years ago then it gives Hawk a reason to want to kill him in the modern world
>hawkman goes to fight black adam and loses
>Hawkman gets his pals in JSA and they go back to fight black adam at the end
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:35:31 AM No.213777973
>>213777118
dark edgy bad boy suit doesn't work with that big goofy lightning bolt on the chest
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:24:48 AM No.213779126
>>213776114
God I hope we get Booster Gold shenanigans.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:24:29 AM No.213780350
>>213774873 (OP)
Too kino for the subconscious mind- told the truth about so called black people being the scattered 12 tribes of Israel
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:41:06 AM No.213782075
>>213774873 (OP)
>brown washing a black guy
How did they get away with it?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:48:10 AM No.213782208
>>213775548
Adam can be an interesting character. But they couldn't do that in this movie because they cast Dwayne, and every character played by Dwayne has to be just Dwayne.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:50:09 AM No.213782247
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>>213774873 (OP)
Too much sugar in the tank AKA Too litty
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:53:51 AM No.213782316
>>213774873 (OP)
They made the most generic superhero film of all time.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:55:02 AM No.213782349
el rocko block adomo
el rocko block adomo
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:57:06 AM No.213782392
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:57:38 AM No.213782402
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:58:13 AM No.213782416
>>213774873 (OP)
No cool action scenes.Also Black Adam is closer to making a profit than the new superman
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:58:25 AM No.213782420
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:58:58 AM No.213782431
Black Adam marketing meeting
Black Adam marketing meeting
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:59:54 AM No.213782451
>>213782416
>Budget: $200,000,000
>Box Office: $393,583,344
Yeah, sure it is, bro.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:03:22 AM No.213782528
>>213774873 (OP)
Movies made for marketing don't aaaack
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:14:39 AM No.213782763
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>>213782451
Normalman (2025/Tier 1 Superhero)
>budget: $363 mil (marketing not included)
>budget x2.5 = $907 mil
>box office: $594 mil
>needs to make 313mil to make a profit
Litty Adam (Inflation not included/Tier 3 Supervillain)
>budget:$200 mil
>budget x2.5 =500 mil
>box office:393 mil
>needs to make only 107 mil to make a profit
sup pedo gunn
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:18:13 AM No.213782828
>>213774873 (OP)
he's not even black he's samoan or something. did he want to cash in on black panther?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:19:06 AM No.213782850
>>213776433
So evil