Thread 213778023

Spooky Diane edish

Texas Chain Saw Masscrevious: >>213753043

I love women so much bros

>>213778023 (OP)
love those caterpillars

'gento

Watching Lowlifes tonight

'lobos

He's literally me.

How should I feel out my coworkers before broaching the subject of horror movies?

>>213778071
'Lobos

>>213778129
I'm not a really a tit guy, but damn those things need to be freed.

>>213778129
>see, they're full of tension and suspense

>>213778023 (OP)
Imagine if she was your stepsister.

Watching the Crazies remake.

>>213778101
Was wondering what Necrostorm has been up to and surprise, we're getting an Adam Chaplin sequel out on Sep 25th
I'm thinkin kino

First for Elvira

>>213778171
help me stepbrother I'm stuck in the amityville washing machine

>>213778023 (OP)
I admit to Dianeposting without having seen any of her flicks. However, I saw this Snoodish photo of her whilst looking through cute pics of her and I had to post it for the enjoyment of any potential Dianescholars. Someone posted her in a 'fu thread and I became taken with her. That girl has been on my mind, no cap...

Perhaps I will watch Terrorvizhe tonight.

We need to contain the cucks to /film/ and away from here.

>>213778246
An anon said they would put Terrorvision on to fall asleep to and in hindsight that's the correct complement. Or you could get high, either way it's comfy and the kind of plot you can just drift around in.

>>213778212
Oh sick I thought it would be next year.

>>213778056
this was on the Spooky Movie Night stream this week

>>213778212
>mfw

>>213776530
No, you're right
>The Passenger
Absolute kino. Surprised it isn't discussed much here especially since it features /ourguy/ Kyle Gallner

>>213778171
wasn't she one of the princesses in bill and Ted? no I won't be looking it up

Interesting documentary on the making of Popcorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYL07Iu8Los

>>213778434
>Jill now has the same aged, scratchy mommy voice that 'Nona has

Holy oedipal neuron activation.

>>213778056
if Satan offered one night with prime JenCon in exchange for my soul I'd say no because one night of pure pleasure in exchange of eternity of suffering is a shit deal but I'd consider it and I guess there would come a time when I'd regret my choice, even if only for a momentshe's very pretty, that's what I wanted to say
>>213778129
her boobs didn't grow overnight, she wore it on purpose and WANTS you to ogle

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d5A7hxHY70

>>213778246
>all these jenna horrors and not one snood

>do nothing
>win

>>213778243
>help me stepbrother I'm stuck in the amityville mating press

>>213778773
Grim. Propped up by black and brown.

>>213778773
/hor/ sells, baby

SHARE YOUR BLU-RAY WISHLIST!

(AMERICAN SLASHERS)

> Island of Blood / Scared Alive / Whodunit? (1982)
Tropical island setting.

> Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
Gothic proto-slasher.
- https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/silent_night_bloody_night.html
- http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/silentnightbloodynight.htm

(FOREIGN SLASHERS)

Austrian
> Dead in 3 Days (2006)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/dead_in_3_days.htm
> Dead in 3 Days 2 (2008)

Finnish
> Tuomion Saari / The Island of Doom (2023)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/island_of_doom.htm

German
> School's Out (1999)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out.htm
> School's Out 2 (2001)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/schools_out_2.htm

HongKong
> Devil Returns (1982)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/devil_returns.htm

Italian
> Camping del Terrore / Body Count (1986)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/body_count.html

Mexican
> La Muerte Del Chacal / The Death of the Jackal (1983)
https://a-slash-above.com/2015/11/07/la-muerte-del-chacal-review-1983/

South Korean
> Bloody Beach (2000)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/bloodybeach.htm
> The Record (2000)
> 4 Days (2008)
Only ever released on DVD in Japan - https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/4days.htm

Taiwanese
> Killing 7 (2013)
https://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/killing_7.htm

>>213778773
Snood on top, /hor/ 2nd and 3rd.

>>213778870
(OTHER HORROR)

> Barracuda (1978)

> Claws / Devil Bear (1977)

> Count Dracula (1977 BBC)
Louis Jourdan (Octopussy) as Drac.

> Dragon Blue (1996)
Mystical Japanese Gillman & zombie movie.

> Frankenstein (1973)
http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1973.htm

> Frankenstein (1984)
With Carrie Fisher - http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewse-g/frankenstein1984.htm

> Half Human (1955)
Ishirō Honda directed Yeti movie, original cut has never been released by Toho do to offensive Burakumin presentation in the film. Just slap a god damn trigger warning before the film & bloody release it. I wanna see how it compares to Hammer's fantastic The Abominable Snowman.

> Lifeform / Invader (1996)
Very cool alien design, crap ending.

> Man Beast (1956)

> Night Creature (1978)
Donald Pleasence playing Ahab/Quint against a killer Panther.

> Project - Metal Beast (1995)
Unique sci-fi metal skinned Werewolf movie.

> Ringu - KanzenBan / Ring - The Complete Edition (More faithful to novel 1995 Tv movie adaptation before the iconic 98 film)
> The Ring Virus (1999 Korean remake of 98 Ringu)
> 1999 TV Series: Ring - The Final Chapter & Rasen

> The Deathhead Virgin (1974)
Nautical ghost story with a masked nude aquatic female killer.

> The Intruder Within (1981)
Monster on a oil rig film with a solid creature design that sadly doesn't get enough screen time.

> The Keep (1983) - Original 210 minute cut!

> The Snow Creature (1954)

> Vampire (1979)
http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/vampire1979.htm

>>213778870
>>213778894

(OTHER)

> The 2 Sci-Fi Channel Dune tv series (2000-2003)

> Roswell Conspiracies - Aliens, Myths & Legends (1999-2000)

> The 1995 Ultraforce animated series.

> The Mysterious Island (1929)
http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsh-m/mysteriousisland1929.htm

Soviet space operas!
> Planet of Storms (1962)
http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/planetofstorms.htm
> Road to the Stars (1957)
> The Heavens Call (1959)
http://1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsh-m/heavenscall.htm

Japanese war movies!
> The War at Sea from Hawaii to Malaya (1942)
> Storm over the Pacific / I Bombed Pearl Harbor (1960)

(NUDITY)

> Fair Game (1994)
Lena Headey (GOT-Cersi) full frontal skinny dipping - https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lenaheadey/fairgame/headey-fairgame1-hi.html

> Lady Beware (1987)
Diane Lane - https://images2.imgbox.com/f8/f8/VfuQHsMI_o.jpg

> Nickel Mountain (1984)
Heather Langenkamp's only topless scene - https://images2.imgbox.com/5f/29/u28VOojg_o.jpg

> Raven Hawk (1995)
Rachel McLish quasi nude.

> Uncut version of The Northman (2022)
Multiple early reviewers said Nicole Kidman fully showed breast in it - https://images2.imgbox.com/b1/cc/F5cxMh1k_o.jpg

> Thunder Alley (1985)
Melanie Kinnaman (same year she was in F13-P5)

>>213778501
>>Jill now has the same aged, scratchy mommy voice that 'Nona has
>Holy oedipal neuron activation.
God I love MILFs so much.

>>213778881
Based.

>>213778950
>>213778894
>>213778870
(UNRELEASED PROJECTS)

> Black Water Transit (2009)
Unfinished crime film from the director of American History X with Karl Urban, Laurence Fishburne & Stephen Dorff.
Brittany Snow (X, Prom Night) said in a interview she spent the majority of the film naked.

> Boston's Finest (2010)
Katee Sackhoff police pilot.

> Lost & Found (2009)
Another Sackhoff police pilot.

> Occult (2015)
Supernatural mystery pilot with Lynn Collins & Josh Lucas from the director of Reign of Fire & the 1st X-Files movie.

> HBO's Open (2014)
Lesbian sex drama pilot with Anna Torv, Jaimie Alexander & Michelle Monaghan.

> Poor Richard's Almanack (2016)
From Neil Marshall with Lynn Collins.

> Ridley Scott's The Vatican (2013) with Rebecca Ferguson

(DOCUMENTARIES)

> Chernobyl - Chronicle of Difficult Weeks (1988)
Good quality with captions here -
Filmmaker died the next year from radiation (RIP)

> Great Planes / Wings
- https://youtu.be/BvdtHRcTBXI
- https://youtu.be/MR2F677wYm0
I want all versions released but especially the originals (Some re-airings have changed the narrator, music, editing & added crap CGI)

> The World's Deadliest Sea Creatures (1998)
Never released on VHS or DVD - https://youtu.be/Js3q-sbwbtA

>>213778783
great tits

>>213778996
>>213778950
>>213778894
These 3 posts took up 50% of the page while browsing /tv/. Fuck you

>>213778894
>Count Dracula (1977 BBC)
>Louis Jourdan (Octopussy) as Drac.
Best version of Dracula ever. Most people don't know about it either.
!!!FACT!!!

>>213779007
You know what to do.

>>213779007
there's a board outside this thread?

>>213779041
Okay, James.

>>213778783
how were the 80's girls so cute bros?

>>213778894
>The Keep (1983) - Original 210 minute cut!
I hope they miraculously find this in a forgotten vault somewhere

Wow. The Crazies 2010 is amazing movie.

>>213779169
reposting my post cause i missed thread limit
>>213777159
> dark and the wicked is really good but like most "scary" horrors it's hit or miss person to person so hard to get a high rating so not on your list. Personally my favorite of the decade

>>213779191
Definitely got better with age too.

>>213779007
How is any board usable not in catalog view?
>>213779134
I swear different decades had slightly different phenotypes in physical appearance. Must be whatever they put in the water.

Old movies suck.

>>213779191
Agreed.

Right now probably my primary hope for the Predator/Prey universe is a film set in the old west with Olyphant.

>>213779191
If this movie was released in 2025, instantly #1 movie of the year. Pretty much any year without a James Wan release.

>>213779191
>>213779277

>>213779296
Agreed.

>>213779296
>If this movie was released in 2025
Then you'd shit on it, say it's zombieslop and compare it to dated garbage like Day of the Dead.

>>213779134
No idea. We really didn't deserve 'em…

>>213779347
Day of the Dead has always been trash and aged even worse.
The Crazies was good when it was released but watching it again in 2025, it is actually an amazing film. Like great actually. Like its almost perfect.

>>213779390
> No idea. We really didn't deserve 'em…

>>213779296
kek why do you feel the need to samefag about even the most basic opinions. just have some balls for once.

>>213779483
What are you talking about?

>>213779502
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>>213778404
Hadn't heard of it, but if I had i probably would have figured remake of the 1975 one which apparently it's not
Might watch if I remember

>>213778950
the casper van dien dune was awful.

>>213779434
I do agree, its definitely in my top 5 zombie flicks.

>>213779434
Day of the Dead has always been kino and aged like fine wine.

>>213778171
>step
Pussy.

>>213778404
Scream 5 might have actually been good if he had been in it more

>>213778071
What is this facial expression trying to convey?

Finally got around to watching barbarian and the Justin Long switch is so fucking goofy, totally destroyed the suspense

The movie was pretty decent until then too. Shame

>>213779651
thats just billy zane, it conveys billy zane.

>>213779191
I think the original is a much more interesting film conceptually, but the remake is much better put together overall.
Also the hazmat soldiers look cooler in the original.

>>213779667
I think the abandoned tunnels below residences is too little explored in horror.

>>213779628
Day of the Dead is for cucks.

>>213779733
nta but I was disappointed in Heretic when they down the stairs and it wasn't a giant labyrinth.
Someone needs to make a film where a guy is storing a minotaur in his basement.

>>213779651
tf timmy gon do

>>213779733
dunno what that even means. residential tunnels? industrial tunnels are kino. hidden residential areas are probably all kino.
>attics
>secret passages
>hidden rooms
>secret basement areas
fritzl/kino. crawlspaces probably not kino.

>>213779832
I liked Crawlspace with Klaus Kinski

If I watch The Crazies after all this shilling and its garbage I'm going to come back here and shit the thread

>>213779920
The Crazies isnt on the banned list, don’t worry.

>>213779651
Lurk moar

>>213779920
don't bother, it's a bad movie and a bad remalke.

>>213779920
it's one retard shilling it. It's definitely a decent film, not that memorable though.

>>213779832
The Visit (2015) has pretty great crawlspace action

>>213779832
This film majorly shits the bed at the end but the middle section is kino and feels like a silent hill adaption, also features something of that kind.

>>213779920
It’s amazing, bro. Watch it.

>>213779920
Romero doesn't miss.

>>213779832
Tunnels below homes that are made by crackheads or demons. I dont really care about tunnels in industrial areas, but grave encounters worked well in it. Asylums are creepy.

>>213779970
>>213779986
retards

>>213779651
>why yes, i have watched Kolobos today, how did you notice?

Billy Zane isn't even in Kolobos which is why I am confused.

>>213780277
newfag

>>213780184
This isnt “romero.”

Horror idea: Zombie movie that follows shakespeares play called romero and juliet

Watching the newest episode of The Institute.

>>213780277
It's classic /hor/ lore.
Just go with it.

>>213780396
The series good?

>>213780451
Yeah. Stephen King adaptation.

>>213780451
Bro, amazing.

>>213780381
not a zombie movie but troma did something like that

>>213778348
I had to pause it and go and walk around for a bit because I was about to fall asleep. You are correct in your assertion. It felt like I was watching a MST3K episode. Very comfy. My boner for Franklin was the only thing keeping me awake, because she kept making the :O face. And then she disappeared for a long stretch and my heart rate slowed to a crawl and I became sleepy. Oh well. Back to it!

>>213778783
I put on Terrorvision because I saw this pic specifically in one thread or another and I wanted to see her like this. But she is NOT like that in Terrorvision! Hey buster, what's the big idea!??!? (Still sexo though.)

>>213779667
That's the only part of the movie I like. WHAT UP FAGGOOOOT

>>213780564
They stole my idea

>>213780576
I think it's one of the Amityville sequels, haven't seen it though

>>213780497
So, it's shit.

Konichiwa

>>213780576
That pic >>213778783 is from Amityville Horror 2 The Possession, I don't know who named it Terrorvision, but they are an idiot for doing that.

>>213780277
>Billy Zane isn't even in Kolobos which is why I am confused.

>>213780576
that's a man

>>213778508
If Satan is real and makes deals with mortals for their soul it suggests that the rest of Christianity is at least mostly true. If that is the case my soul is probably already condemned to hell so the deal seems like it would be all upside.
I still wouldn't though.

>>213780396
>>213780550
I'm downloading the first 2 episodes.

>>213780825
I just realized it's Terrorvision like Television but with Terror.

>>213780901
No way

>>213780396
Begone with your Stephenslop

>>213780186
asylums are spooky generally but IRL their tunnels are way more gross. inevitable water damage and steam pipe disintegrating and mold and animal waste and things. silent hill got that gross right. did urban exploration shit as a kid, hospitals are the best and spookiest.

>>213780576
Weird looking, fake face, drawing looking bitch.

>>213780825
Pretty sure it was Harperbro and he did it on purpose for some reason i forgot.

>>213780896
Smart choice.

>>213780901
big if true

>>213780576
>I put on Terrorvision because I saw this pic specifically in one thread or another and I wanted to see her like this. But she is NOT like that in Terrorvision!
Really? Hey, you should watch Suspiria next :)

>>213781196
Told them about the pist your ex machine sure pester normal people, some days get them a rebound

And for some is hell on earth

>>213781381
>what hair do you want for her mr producer?
>give her that rubbed by 50 baloons look

Watching Terror Trips on tubi. Movie is very meta. The characters visit the house in Hell House.

>>213772559
>>213772822
Saw is a lot like Se7en that inspired it a lot which is precisely what makes it a horror movie since Se7en's creators consider their movie horror as well
>>213775726
>the writing and acting are terrible
The acting is mostly fine for the type of film it's trying to be. I agree that Cary Elwes doesn't do a very good job of portraying hypovolemic shock at the end but as far as Adam is concerned Leigh Whannell's amateur acting fits his character's personality to a T and helps make him seem more like a real person than if he had been portrayed by a skilled veteran. You're just plain wrong about it being badly written though.

>>213781562
Shes so ugly.

>>213781196
Nothing could be worse than Alien Earth, but I'm going to continue watching that too.

>>213781639
thoughts on Alium Earf so far? I keep going back and forward as to watching it but I'll probably just wait for the season to finish

>>213781639
>>213781893
I finished it in bits and pieces. Pretty ugly show. In spirit. They purposely want to cast ugliness cast members and make them ugly on purpose in the show too. Disgusting. Only the alien scenes are good.

>>213781966
>cast ugliness cast members
Sorry I only take reviews from heterosexual white people.

>>213781604
>>213781966
>'''straight''' men

>>213782033
Japanese anime site

>>213779733
There's a few where the town's underlain by abandoned mine tunnels, like The Boogens and Eight Legged Freaks.

I watched Black Noon, since someone recommended it in the other thread for a horror/western.
Pretty good occult film, with a great supporting cast (Ray Milland, Hank Worden, Gloria Grahame, Henry Silva).

Reminded me that there's another made-for-TV western from the 70s that has a supernatural/horror slant to it, The Hanged Man (1974)

Also a Spanish horror/western, Hot Snake (1978). It shows a lot of real snakes being killed though, so avoid it if you don't like animal cruelty in films

>>213781893
It's pretty trash so far. I'm not sure what direction they're heading with it. Maybe it's too early to say. I don't even know how many episodes this is going to be or if they're even planning for it to be more than 1 season. But so far, it's only saving grace has some of the effects. And I don't even think the effects for the alien itself are very good. I'd say the alien effects in the AvP movies were probably better.

>>213782044
This >>213781604 is a woman.

>>213782437
I will now watch your frog movie

I just finished Terrorvision. Man, what a trip. That theme song is stuck in my head. The Fibonaccis? Far out. I'm going to listen to more of them.

>>213780775
>>213780825
I will watch this Amityslop for she.

>>213780879
Hey, me too! We have so much in common.

>>213781228
Sir, you can't fool me. This is clearly Inferno (1980).

>>213782516
as a frogman frog, watch Frogman instead

>>213782437
>>213782580
hell comes to frogtown

>>213782580
kek at that pic

>>213782578
>I will watch this Amityslop for she
It's a good follow up to the first. Many say it's better than the first. But I think I prefer the original.

>>213782578
>her face when he plugs his laptop via HDMI to the TV, plugs in his portable speakers and launches the Kolobos remux at full volume

>>213782578
>hfw when she finds his megan doll

DO YA WANNA 'LOBOS
IT'S 'LOBOS TIME

Is it bad to be blue collar after 40?

>>213782636
Kidder-bo-bidder, she’s in this? I was going to skip to 2 for Franklin but I guess it’s a double date and a ‘fu-ble bill.

>>213782578
>That theme song is stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCrCxlVaFg

>>213781102
It's through a material analysis of film that we can see get abandoned hospitals and industrial facilities more than gothic cathedrals and cave systems just because they're easier and safer to film in. I've seen two Japanese kinos visibly filmed in the same water factory.

>>213782205
kek at that cat

>>213782831
by the time youre 40 after working the trades the damage is probably already done to your body so whatever

>>213782578
>>213782636
>asking me to choose between Margot Kidder and Diane Franklin

>>213783150
>Diane Franklin
For me? It's Pamela Franklin

>>213778881
>/hor/ 2nd and 3rd.
Out of the 6 movies, the /hor/ror movies are the 3 "worst" performing, thoughbeit.

>>213780576
BASED Montmont poster

>tfw nobody does earnest paranormal horror any more
all this gay stuff about muh grief about my dead husband/child

>>213783354
whats earnest, like a poltergeist? not bullshit paranormal activity surely.

>>213783150
Only when a man masters all ‘fus does he master himself. Only a nefarious saboteur who wishes to stunt your spiritual development would ask you to choose one or the other and thusly divide your energy in two. Become Mormon, accrue a cavalcade of ‘fus.

>>213783306
Although we are ardent admirers of the semites here, we are not semites ourselves and therefore do not care much for box offices beyond what allows a /hor/ director to continue making /hor/ror films.

>>213783354
I thought The First Omen was a good classic style supernatural horror film.

>>213783354
Exhuma. Although it's kind of grief about being Japan existing.

>>213783425
Exhuma was cool I forgot about that one. I need more shit like the wailing
>>213783373
Anything that actually tries to make a spooky ghost/demon/etc horror film
>>213783419
I missed this one, only watched the sydney sweeney version that year

I dunno why but diane franklin creeps me out

>>213783230
>Pamela Franklin
God she was such my type in her prime. I still need to the watch The Legend of Hell House.

>>213783535
I don’t know why she creeps you out either.

>>213783419
>Only when a man masters all ‘fus does he master himself.
Spoken like a true Harembro.
I've never seen that pic of Diane but here, have this. We're all hagpilled here after all.

>>213783478
I was gonna recommend Missing Child Videotape but remembered I guess it's also about a dead kid kek. If you liked The Wailing and Exhuma though, I suggest you check it out. My fav film of the year.

what'd everyone think about the new Jason Universe short film

>>213778023 (OP)
>It's August
>My local dollar shop already putting up Halloween ornaments on sale

>>213778056
Wait Jennifer Connelly was in a horror movie?

>>213784375
she was in THE horror movie

>>213779651
DARKNESS

>>213784082
Besides one neat kill, that upskirt is best part.

>>213784353
I saw Halloween candy on July 17. HomeGoods has an okay selection. Have not been to At Home yet.

>>213784395
I think this is on my backlog along with Poltergeist and Tenant

>>213784422
I liked the gaunt makeup they did as it went on. I like when people push makeup a bit more than is realistic. should have ended with her just collapsing from her stabwound though.

>>213784353
things are starting to get... spooky

>>213784353
a subtle nod to the fact capitalism is the true horror

>>213778023 (OP)
Hello /hor/

Thoughts on this Sarah Gadon kino?

>>213784700
>The film was released on September 30, 2011, in the United States and Canada, and was a critical and commercial failure.
Oof.. oof.

>>213784375
Yes, she was 15 at the time.

>>213784700
Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz both mog Gadon hard.

>>213784789
naomi watts' america accent lowers that considerably

>>213784353
>>213784422
First week of July for me.

>>213784353
I've already seen some Christmas packaging on grocery items

>>213784789
Mega cope.

>>213784700
Is this the movie where Daniel met his wife?

>>213784904
>SOON

>>213778404
i like Naomi Scott but i wish this guy was the lead in Smile 2. That sequence with him at the beginning was god tier

>>213785152
It was pretty good. I liked the creepy audio cue after the car crash.

>>213784789
Not really and absolutely, respectively.

>>213784789
trvth fat man and little boy

Surf Nazis' soundtrack is pretty goddamn great
Nice looking film, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV0iKKRu8U

Kneel, cucks

>>213785820
what's next for Amanda Fix

>>213786021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWIW6Ti0PbE

>>213786132
that's actually not a bad song. apparently kiss are still doing shows which is wild.

>>213786000
>what's next for Amanda Fix
No one knows right now. All we know is that whatever she does will be guaranteed kino. She's the greatest zoomer actress and it ain't even close.

>>213784782
So chubby at 15

Gallner bros I'm sorry but this was dogshit

>>213780186
>crackheads or demons
same thing

a better-then-average psychological horror thriller just came out

>>213786916
This screams incest for some reason.

>>213788587
>>213786916

>>213787863
>that runtime

Sigh. I'll bite.

when you nut but she keeps sucking

>>213788706
MOMMY

Are there any good, less known kinos in the same vein as Longlegs? I've been listening to stuff about the Finders cult, Son of Sam and the Satanic Panic. Really unsettling but fascinating stuff.

>>213784082
Haven't seen it.
I did watch Friday the 13th Part 6 this weekend.

>>213784353
I saw some at a Dollar Tree as early as July 3rd.

>>213784082
I've never seen a decent Friday 13th short film. That was no exception. What is even the point.

For me it's:
>The Rage Carrie 2 1999 2160p USA UHD Blu-ray DV HDR HEVC DTS-HD MA 5.1-MTeam

Del Taco's Frankenstein looking a lot like De Niro's

>>213790354
STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

Is it cheap to shoot in imax now?

>>213790002
So, you’re talking about gritty crime thrillers with cults, like the first season of True Detective?

>>213790002
end of days?

>>213790354
this Elordi kid can't act for shit, and yet he keeps landing gigs with top-tier directors all the time

>>213787863
>Directed by Babak Anvari
Going to check this one out. This is the guy who directed Under the Shadow, Wounds, and I Came By.

>>213790526
Yes, but I've already seen True Detective.

>>213790741
Looks kinda shit.

>>213791314
its actually pretty good despite arnold but it's also kind of a christmas~ movie. quite great cult stuff in the first act but kinda less of a thing past them.

>>213790867
You realize male casting couch exists right?

>>213791386
>male casting couch
Fine by me if the casting director is a hot jewess hag instead of the usual Woody Allen type.

>>213778773
I wonder if this means it's finally time for another horror movie to win an Oscar for something besides just Best Makeup but probably not. Normies might watch it more now but they still underrate a lot of horror on IMDB and Letterboxd but this new batch of critics seem to actually take the genre seriously and enjoy it otherwise The Substance wouldn't have been nominated at all this year.

>>213791731
nope just another weinstein type, hags supply their own fuckboys

Where can I watch/download 12 Kilometers? I don't want to show my butthole to the director.

>>213791733
fuck the Oscars, bring back the Horror Hall of Fame

>>213791855
>I don't want to show my butthole to the director

kek, I thought you were joking

>DM the director 3 horror films you like on Instagram to get his approval

get it on torrentleech

>>213784353
Started in July here. Actually, Home Depot started releasing some stuff online in May the last couple of years I think, to target the really hardcore decorators
>>213784904
Saw Christmas air freshener a few weeks ago at the store...it gets earlier and earlier every year

there's a new teaser from Norman Bates' kid's latest film

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IosOC-a2ms

Hag bros?

>>213792682
this too

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-CRkd_74g

>>213792771
She definitely looks better now than she did back then. Those titties help.

>>213792682
three movies in two years. man works fast.

>>213792827
>0:57

kek!

>>213792891
>three movies in two years
>fast
Blocks your path.

>>213791863
>fuck the Oscars
based

>>213792827
my gran’s dog would just stare at a corner in the living room for like 10-20 minutes, and there was nothing there
the dog was healthy, there was nothing in the walls, and yet he'd just stare off into the void for a long time

>>213793107
>check out Miike's cinematography
>feels like he’s dropped 3 or 4 new movies since I last looked

4 movies and 2 tv shows since Lumberjack the Monster

>>213792682
>She Hulk actress
Dropped harder than a rape case in sharia court

>>213793475
Did you return the slab?

>>213790867
Emerald Fennell and Sofia Coppola are pretty mid directors, Paul Schrader only notable one.

Just a heads up, there is a homosexual here. He posts on others boards too.

>>213793835
Relax anon, you can't get AIDS through an imageboard.

>>213783425
>>213783478
Exhuma is so bad

>>213791863
>Horror Hall of Fame
>look it up
>notice the winner of the award for best horror film of 1991
Huh interdasting. Doesn't surprise me that none of the actors, writer or director showed up to collect the award though but I do wonder if they hadn't won all those Oscars if they still would've thought it beneath them to attend the horror focused awards show? Guess we'll never know but I'm positive I read somewhere that Anthony Hopkins himself always considered it a horror film too so maybe it was the studio that barred them from attending or something

>>213794431
>Sam Kinison
If I scream things a lot, it's funny.

>>213787863
When did niggers start calling these thriller Dramas "horror" there is nothing horror about this

>>213791863
>>213794431
Kino.

I miss when all commercials got into the Halloween spirit. Why is everything so shit now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eghFmSU5Y

>>213794611
>simping for Blockbuster of all things
And Halloween is about consooming anyway. Nothing's changed.

>>213794753
It was an example. You need to lighten up and stop thinking everything has deeper meaning.

>>213794507
The horror genre can be about things other than monsters and masked killers you know:
>Psychological horror is a subgenre of horror and psychological fiction with a particular focus on mental, emotional, and psychological states to frighten, disturb, or unsettle its audience. The subgenre frequently overlaps with the related subgenre of psychological thriller, and often uses mystery elements and characters with unstable, unreliable, or disturbed psychological states to enhance the suspense, horror, drama, tension, and paranoia of the setting and plot and to provide an overall creepy, unpleasant, unsettling, or distressing atmosphere.

I just realized Halloween is on a Friday this year

>Miike has directed two movies so far this year
>both are action
We got robbed /hor/ bros.

>>213794774
Can't help myself. Fuck Blockbuster. And nothing's changed about our capitalist society of consooming >>213784353

>>213794966
Nothing wrong with Blockbuster. I know everyone now jerks off over "muh local store", but Blockbuster was top dog and the main brand. If you can find old Halloween commercials from "muh local store", then post it.

>>213794774
Every thing DOES have a deeper meaning

>>213794847
Friday the Halloweenth

>Nia DaCosta’s only contribution to the script of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was to add “more infected”
JIMMYbros…we’ll still have plenty of screentime right?

Anyone know any good movies that deal with uncanny valley stuff? You don't get any good horror with that as an aspect.

>>213795165
Blockbuster killing off local mom & pop video stores is everything wrong with Blockbuster

>>213795830
you mean something lynchian?

>>213795884
Lynchian is a good example, yeah.

>>213795862
This might come as a shock to you, but that's how business works. You either dominate your competition or get killed off. Nobody starts a business to not be as rich and dominate as possible.

What are the movies you plan on watching this October? Gonna show my friends Suspiria, The Howling, and Sleepaway Camp

>>213796032
I just wing it. I pick out 2-3 movies the day before, just whatever comes to mind or sounds good on torrent sites.

>>213794611
We were a more connected culture pre-diversity

>>213796032
>Gonna show my friends Suspiria
I did that last year! So much fun. Sleepaway Camp is another good one if they aren't aware of the big twist.

>>213796032
All depends on if i'm still unemployed or have a job.

>>213794611
That's the version of Halloween I've got on VHS.

>>213795899
well strictly going with stuff not made by lynch there's berberian soundstudio, the cell, the reflecting skin, possessor, and stopmotion to name a few

>>213794847
oooh, i hope it's the 13th too!

>>213796423
no friday the 13th in october this year

>>213796405
>berberian soundstudio
Oh hey, it's that guy from The Mist. Nice!

>>213796311
Did you remember to always rewind it or just put it back in the box and do it next time you want to watch it?

>>213796423
>Friday the 31st
Close enough

>>213796405
>>213796442
is that /hor/? i like toby jones, so i might watch that

>>213796032
I have a lot of movies I've downloaded over the past couple of years I haven't gotten around to, so some new watches for sure. But there are quite a few that will be rewatches.
>Halloween
>Sleepy Hollow
>some Hammer and Corman/Poe
>Treehouse of Horror
>Garfields Halloween Adventure
>etc etc
Plus I have alot of torrents that I'm hoping will finish by October.
>>213796299
God speed anon

>>213796478
it's an homage to giallo films and foley artistry

I just came back from Weapons, it had some good scares and creepy atmosphere but it had some unnecessary comedic elements, same with Barbarian or Longlegs, I guess its a trend.
I didnt laugh out of respect for the audience but 4 or 5 dudes did, reminded me why horror should be watched alone.
Those type of people ruin the mood, and they werent zoomers but 40, 50 year old dudes with unkept beard and black tshirts, you know the type.
Also the narration wasnt needed, hell, its not needed in any movie.
6/10 cause you never see the villain's motive and the resolution happens offscreen.

>>213796442
>>213796478
It's this >>213796642 but a bit disappointing especially because Toby Jones generally picks amazing shit
There's just not enough BLEEEEEH! for it to come off as homage to a genre that's all about BLEEEEH! If they'd gone a bit more balls to the wall for everything else Jones' character being a meek British dude would have been more powerful but everything else is too toned down for it to come off right

>>213796032
I'll be watching random asianshit

>>213791863
when did it all go wrong?

>>213797170
did raimi go too far?

Still no horror with Hershlag

>>213796405
Possessor and Stopmotion are both great.

>>213797243
Black Swan is arguably Nat's /hor/ film.

>>213797170
I hate modern horror culture and the people who participate in it

>>213790002
From Hell for more old-school 1800s conspiracies. Don't know if you'd consider that "less known" though.
The Zodiac crimes are also possibly tangentially related to cults that were active in the 60s and 70s, but the movie doesn't go for that angle.

just finished Hallow Road and holy fucking shit. Weapons is great but this is definitely horror of the year. There's like 5 minutes of introduction at the beginning and then the rest of the movie is basically non stop extremely tense action. It also gets very creepy from one point till the end. Amazing shit desu. And Pike is an acting goddess

Good Boy, you say?

is it too soon for a new thread? I can make one

>>213797170
but I've always heard that Nightbreed was a commercial flop and that audiences didn't really care for it?

>>213797489
>And Pike is an acting goddess
I haven't seen Hallow Road but this guy knows what's up.

>>213797982
Make it a Lowlifes bake

>>213798017
i made it Rebeca Hall bake >>213798045

NEW >>213798045
NEW >>213798045
NEW >>213798045

>>213798066
in the future, link the previous thread

>>213798066
This thread hasn't even hit the limit. Don't bake early.

>>213798094
fuck, i always forget that lol

>>213797982
Prepare the new thread in a separate tab and post it when we're at 309.

>>213797538
funny-ass ending

>>213798125
isn't 300 a limit and then you have new posts but no bumps?

>>213797489
yeah, Gone Girl lives rent free in /tv/s head

>>213798191
It's 310 for bump limit

>>213798191
No, this is /tv/ where the bump limit is 310. If you don't even know this, you shouldn't be making new /hor/ threads. It reeks of newfaggotry.

>>213798257
>It reeks of newfaggotry.
literally didn't miss a day in the last 10+ years

Ok, I'm hittin' this thread's cervix

>>213798282
Wow, what a fag

>>213798282
I get 300 is the bump limit for other boards but if you've been here every day for the last ten years, there's no way you've never stuck around the end of some /tv/ thread and noticed the post count italicizing at 310.

>>213798342
genuinely never noticed that

>>213798282
>>213798342
>>213798379
Nta but 310 bump limit has been around 10+ years on most boards that have it

>>213798066
put "- Horror General" in the title as well next time fyi

>>213798441
This.

>>213798451
most of /hor/ threads don't have that

>>213798441
Yeah when not knowing that got you called a retarded newfag in 2015, I think you're def a retarded newfig in 2025 for not knowing that
OP is, as ever, a faggot

>>213798510
Stop being retarded

>>213798536
just assumed it's 300 because it's round number

>>213798510
Not even that anon but holy fucking newfag.

>>213798603
Lurk moar and be less retarded

>>213798592
you can see it in the archive

>>213798642
You can see it itt ffs

>>213798663
i said "most"

>>213798693
>no no trust me on how OPs are laid out
>doesn't know bump limit
>doesn't know title conventions
>doesn't link back to old thread
lel are you 12?

>>213798066
What the hell is this amateur shit

>>213798693
Literally 99% of them do. Are you blind.

>>213796032
I do a themed horror marathon October every year this decade so far and this year its gonna be Holiday-themed horror movies (somewhat inspired by T3's ""chriistmas in october" thing).
I'm gonna watch a horror movie set on as many different holidays as possible, even silly joke holidays like Clown Day or niche stuff like Book Day or Jazz Day.

>>213798841
nta but you're clearly bullshitting. /hor/ threads that have only /hor/ in the title are here constantly

>>213798906
Just shut the fuck up already.

>>213798906
>if I lie more they'll believe me
Kek first time on this site?

>>213798906
This is the archive of every opening thread with /hor/ in the title. Notice anything?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%2Fhor%2F/type/op/

>>213798903
What's her best scene?

>>213798950
>scroll through archive
>not one thread that I've made
>archived thread dates skip days at a time
How does the archive even work? I thought it saved everything but there's a ton missing